this was not what this was supposed to look like


early mornin’

late night missing you

this is like… the opposite of wdta!jikook…. im so weak for a healthy relationship 

((please click through! tumblr messes with the quality 。゚(* ´ ^ ` )゚。))

Joseph’s Tattoo

So I been thinking about Joseph’s tattoo… mostly because of those leaks from the apparent ‘evil’ end.

So it’s supposed to be an anchor, right?


We assume it’s an anchor because that’s what dialogue implies and it certainly fits with the whole nautical aesthetic Joseph has going

We never see the entire tattoo.  In fact this is the only mention of it.  And it’s not confirmed to be an anchor.  It just ‘looks like the bottom of an anchor’

So what could it be if it’s not an anchor?

that funky symbol that pops up in Joseph’s decor. If you’ve never seen that symbol before and only saw a bit at the bottom I can see why you’d think it was an anchor.  It’s probably the  symbol for his cult thing.

This is the same symbol that Robert has tattooed on HIS hand.  That he got to ‘remember’. Because we know Robert and Joseph had a fling at some point.  

If the cult thing IS true it would make sense that maybe Joseph had the tattoo first and some time during or after the affair with Robert, Robert got his.

Looking back this tattoo of his is probably our first clue that he’s got something funny going on.

anonymous asked:

Did you hear how half season 3 is coming in August and the rest is coming in October as season 4? What do you think of this?

I was upset when I first heard, honestly. I have the day off from work (actually, I currently have Wednesday through Friday off, and I asked for Monday and Tuesday too but haven’t gotten an answer yet), and I was really looking forward to just spending the whole day watching Voltron and writing giddy reactions, like I did with Season 2. But on reflection, this is probably better. I know the release was supposed to be September, and then they moved it up, which was a shock. Things like this almost never move UP, only back. But on reflection, I get it now. They must have split the season to avoid having a crunch time before the September release date that could have led to mistakes or missed their incredibly high quality. This way we’ll get the stuff that’s ready in August, then get the rest of the season just two months later. That’s not a terrible wait time, though my heart is still sobbing in the background, “But I want it NOWWWW.” 

And if they’ve decided to split them up from now on, that’s fine, as long as my heart knows what to expect. I can do with getting six or seven episodes every three or four months instead of thirteen every six or seven months. Also, I understand it as a marketing decision. It will keep the hype for the show alive. And it might prevent some of the dead times between seasons in the fandom that keep leading to increasingly stupid infighting while everyone is waiting for more canon. Not that more infighting won’t happen, anyway, but new canon every few months will be a nice distraction.

I just want to know the release dates every time so I can keep requesting the time off work. If they could work out a steady schedule and stick to it, and LET US KNOW, that would be great.

onliafaze  asked:

Izuku, Bakugou, Todokori, Iida, Kaminari, and Kirishima discover their supposedly Quirkless s/o is actually hiding an amazing quirk because she doesn't want to be a hero; she can't handle the pressures that come with it.

My dear @onliafaze , I am going to do these one at a time cos I do not want you to wait forever and I am getting really into these. So first up is Midoriya! I wrote this even though it is over my character limit cos this was requested before I had posted my rules and it seemed unfair not to write it just because of that. These were supposed to be hc but I have no self control so sorry about that XD. ~Admin K 🎶

What was he going to do? These psychotic…things were destroying everything in the area. Three of them. These things looked like they were made of the odds and ends of all kinds of animals. With the body of a lion, a thick snake’s body coming from the spot where the lion’s tail would be, and from the waist up, they were human—they were the stuff of nightmares. They had terrifyingly large fangs dripping with poison, and it was obvious very quickly that the power of those snake tails had the power of being lethal with the right amount of force. Bat wings a kilometer in length sprouted from their lion backs.

People were running around like mad, desperately trying to escape them. People with all kinds of powerful quirks, but with no training to use them properly. Pro heroes had to be on their way, but who were these villians? Would the heroes even know how to stop them? First things first, he absolutely had to find ___ and get her to safety. His girlfriend was his number one priority at the moment; he could try to fend off those other guys later, but being quirkless in this situation? ___ was not safe here. He screamed her name, desperately calling to find her.

Where is she? Where is she?!


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Who Killed Jihoon?

A Long Analysis No One Asked For

So! This murder mystery case has been making waves on twitter. With whatever medical knowledge I have, let me share to you my 50 cents take on this case (and I am taking this as seriously as I can; I used up 3 pages of my think book, 4 pages of MS Word, and 4 hours of my time for this asdfghjkl):

What do we know?

Lee Jihoon died via hydrogen cyanide poisoning, with his estimated time of death between 2-2:30. There was noted blood on the piano stool and the glass door, with leftover spaghetti by the piano. There were noted bruises on his right hip caused by a supposed fall. Blood found on the scene was Jihoon’s which looked like vomitus as it was mixed with bile. Last known food intake were tteokbeokki, spaghetti, and rice crackers. There were episodes of stomach cramps prior to death. No puncture wounds on body. Coroner reported that the killer must have some knowledge on the poison used because of the intricate amount needed, the route of delivery of the poison, and the means by which he got it. The poison takes effect in 3-4 hours, so the time of ingestion should’ve been around 10:30-11:30.

 All murders answer to the 6 questions: WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHO, WHY, and HOW. But before I give you a rundown of my take on this, let me first give you a very basic background on hydrogen cyanide.

 Hydrogen cyanide is a colorless, poisonous liquid usually used in mining. It is extremely poisonous as even a small amount of it is enough to kill a person. How does it do it? It stops cellular activity by stopping the production of energy needed by the body, in a simplified sense. The lethal dose of it is around 50 mg (Medscape), which is approximately about as much as big as a 50-centavo coin if you spread it out (you can think of various 50 mg medicine tablets too). At this amount, it can work in less than a minute. Even when ingested, it is easily picked up the body and travels quickly through the blood vessels to take effect. When this happens, it becomes nearly impossible to reverse it. Unless you’re able to take the patient in less than 5 minutes to the hospital, it is close to impossible to reverse the effects. This is the reason why it is a very popular means of elimination: not only is a small amount needed for it to be effective, but also the fact that it is nearly impossible to detect in the body given the small amount that can be used to kill a person. One of the few ways of detecting hydrogen cyanide poisoning if there is any exposure to it (mining work, prolonged exposure to car exhaust, eating lots of fruit seeds, prolonged pesticide exposure) or if there is the distinct almond smell.

While it is possible for hydrogen cyanide poisoning to take effects hours after it has been ingested if there has been a small amount, it would mean that the ingested amount would’ve been smaller than 50 mg, so imagine it having to take effect 3-4 hours after ingestion: it would probably mean maybe even a dot of it had to be ingested for it to take effect, and by then the body would’ve eliminated it from the body or by then it would’ve been impossible for it be detected via autopsy. We may also look at this from the point of view of the poison being put inside an extended-release capsule where the film would’ve only started melting approximately 12 hours after it had been ingested, but that wouldn’t fall in the timeline given. Also, with the way hydrogen cyanide works, I don’t think the victim should’ve been able to cough up blood like that. At most, he would’ve literally dropped dead because of how quick it works.

So what am I saying? It means a lot, since the murder weapon and how Jihoon was murdered plays a vital role in answering our case. If it has been really hydrogen cyanide, then the time of ingestion becomes different: it would’ve been a few minutes prior to death, which would make Wonwoo a very likely suspect as he was the one who gave Jihoon the rice crackers, which were the last thing he ate. However, if we need to go by the number of hours it should take for the poison to have an effect, then our time line would be different.

I will be thinking in terms of the timeline, so from here on out, I will be using the term ‘poison’ as I believe hydrogen cyanide wasn’t used.

Another note, it is important to note the bruising! I’m glad someone asked about the bruising because bruising appears differently pre- and post-mortem. If it is pre-mortem, a fall would be a likely explanation, but it would not rule out a possible fight (unless you take into consideration the surrounding: were there signs of struggle?). Post-mortem bruising would mean the killer would’ve been at the scene to move the body to a certain extent that would’ve gotten him that bruise, which would mean that someone had come in during or after his death (aka someone who had been to the Music Room from 1-3 PM!!). Compare this with someone who didn’t even have to be in the vicinity at all when he died once the poison had taken effect.

Let’s get down to the nitty gritty!

This is everyone’s collated timeline of events. The ones in grey have already been eliminated from the suspect list.


WHAT? Lee Jihoon is dead! Foul play is suspected and we have 12 suspects (now narrowed down to 8).

WHERE? No whereabouts/timeline is available for Jihoon but it’s a piece of evidence! SO! I! WANT! IT! j/k lol @thicckwan made a really good timeline for Jihoon! But it’s still a mystery where he was from 10-11:30, the supposed time of poisoning. Is it safe to assume that he was in the Music Room? I think not. For everyone who had Music Theory, they only had it once a day. If Jihoon was at the Music Room that time it is probably safe to assume his Music Theory is at 8:30. Which means he could be having Core Class or Dance Practice at the Studio. However, by elimination, he was not at the Studio (S. Coups, The8 did not mention him at the studio). That leaves us with either him being the Practice Room with Wonwoo or in Core Class.

And this is where we’ll need that map! (pls release the evidence please :’( ) The map is important because it’ll show us where everyone was. Was it really possible to see someone from the bathroom if they were walking down the hallway? If so, how well could they see him? Where were the classes held? Is it possible to go past the Music Room at one point to get to the Studio or Practice Room? HELP ME I’M DYING THIS IS THE ONE BIG THING MY BRAIN CANNOT COMPREHEND???

WHEN? In the field of forensics, the only thing you can trust is evidence. If the coroner says that the poison needed 3-4 hours before it could take full effect, we can trust that. That is why I will work on the assumption that the murderer had given him the poisoned food at around 10:30-11:30.

HOW? It was poison that had to take effect in 3-4 hours. Probably something odorless, colorless, or tasteless. Something that, even when mixed with food, wouldn’t make a victim suspect. Something that would give the killer an alibi for the time of death. If we are to go by murder-mystery anime logic, Wonwoo is someone we can eliminate. He gave him rice crackers at around 1:30 PM, and by then the poison was already ingested. So it is safe to assume that it had to be someone he was with somewhere between 10-11:30.

WHY? Motive, motive, motive. No murder occurs without one, even if they were unplanned. Let’s list down all the possible suspects and their motives!

Josh – he was close to Hoshi and knew Jihoon and him were secretly dating. Take note that if the poisoning did happen before 12 nn, the ‘fight’ hadn’t happened yet, so him poisoning Jihoon for the fight is out of the question. But! That doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have a motive. He could be out to plot revenge for (MAYBE!!) being closer to Hoshi than he was.

The8 – Good friends with Jun! We don’t exactly know what his relationship with Hoshi is, but he wasn’t that close with Jihoon, but it is safe to assume he respects him enough to ask him how he should interpret the song into a dance. Do we have a motive? If it is the general motive of Jihoon pissing everyone off at some point, then yes.

DK – close with Jihoon. Maybe probably jealousy for his talent? (BUT THIS BOY IS SO PURE HUHU)

Mingyu – Acquaintances with Jihoon, but goes tohim for help when writing rap lyrics, so it is safe to assume that he respects him. Again with The8’s, we will probably have a motive if Jihoon getting mad at everyone counts.

Wonwoo – Close with Jun! (WHAT IS UP WITH EVERYONE BEING CLOSE WITH JUN *eye wiggles*) He considered Jihoon and Hoshi as his friends, bu we have no idea how close. In Wonwoo’s interview, he refused to elaborate on how close he was with Jihoon by using a tactic well known to suspects: reversing the question (*MORE EYE WIGGLES*). Same with The8’s and Mingyu’s, we will probably have a motive if Jihoon getting mad at everyone counts.

Jun – AVOIDS THE QUESTION SO SMOOTHLY when asked of his relationship with Jihoon. Suspicious? Honestly him arriving at 10 AM with a car is really questionable for me. So what if your car had stalled? Normal students would’ve tried to commute. Or is he one of the rich kids who can’t and won’t commute? HMMMMMM well—close friends with Wonwoo and The8! Him getting to late to school gives him sooo muuuuch tiiiime to acquire the poison (and honestly, you’re in high school why do you have a car how old are you and how rich are you you’re probably from a family of dealers???). Did Jihoon catch him red-handed and now he’s out for revenge?

Hansol – Jihoon’s classmate who didn’t know him well! Tries so hard to be defensive when asked about his opinion of him. Also uses the excuse of ‘not being there at the time of death’ to escape suspicion and create an alibi (which, btw, is not airtight. I mean, no witnesses? Very suspicious.) Did he have a motive? Probably the same as The8’s, Mingyu’s and Wonwoo’s if ever.

S. Coups – Jihoon’s best friend! Denies having any other feelings for him other than being best friends. Knows of his relationship with Hoshi. GAVE SOMETHING TO JIHOON AT 9:30 AM??? What is this I am very curious???

I think that’s pretty much what I’ve summed up so far for motives.


I’ll be honest here ok I am no expert when it comes to things like these (I’ve been to 3 escape rooms, haven’t solved any of them //GROSS SOBBING) so this is just my honest opinion!

I’m cutting down my suspect list to people who are in the probably vicinity of when the poisoning took place: either the Core Classes or the Practice Room. Those in the Core Classes were S. Coups, Jun, and Josh. The only one in the Practice Room was Wonwoo.

But! More mysteries remain yet to be solved: Where was Joshua? Why couldn’t he remember anything from 1:15-3 PM? Was Vernon really in the vicinity when Jihoon died? If so, why?

Jeonghan has been announced innocent, so it is safe to assume his testimony is true. He had skipped class that day with DK and S. Coups, but now the question is: did they go out of school grounds? If they did, then S. Coups and Hansol’s testimonies confirm each other, and confirms that Hansol was in fact at home and not in school as what Jun claims.

Jun’s testimony reeks of holes because no one can confirm his alibi prior to 10 AM, and he had shown weird behavior by staying behind after school to practice while everyone else went home (and again, this is where the map comes in: where was studio placed anyway for it to be in a place where he can’t see students filing out?). He could’ve been lying about spotting Hansol to divert suspicion away from him, or he could assume that it was Hansol he saw (when in fact in was Joshua?!) during the 2:10 time OR EVEN NOT HAVE SEEN ANYONE AT ALL BUT HE NEEDED TO PUSH THE BLAME ON SOMEONE BECAUSE SUPRISINGLY THE TIME HE SAID HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM FALLS DURING JIHOON’S TIME OF DEATH?? What if he had not gone to the bathroom but in fact had checked in to make sure Jihoon was dead and erase all possible evidence leading back to him?

Joshua. This poor boy. What happened, really? He had left the library at 1:15 PM, arguably with his backpack (as evidenced by Chan’s testimony). He clearly insisted he was wearing a button down shirt but Wonwoo insisted he was only in a t-shirt. What if Wonwoo just had bad eyesight (this is a running joke ok)?

 In conclusion! I still have no conclusion y’all I’m just leading you on a wild goose chase lol

But as of this moment, without any new evidence I need, Jun is my number one suspect.

I’ll probably update this post once new questions have been answered and once we get our new evidence!!

anonymous asked:

Rei complaining to her mom about the Shimada eyebrows and the Ziegler floof?

ahh sorry this one’s stayed in my askbox so long!!

10-year-old Rei would be furiously trying to get the outer eyebrow prong to flatten against the rest of her eyebrow with her thumb while Mercy brushes her hair.

Rei: Why can’t I wax them?
Mercy: Why would you want to?
Rei: I hate them.
Mercy: If you really want to, you can wax them, but from what I hear from your father and uncle, it won’t do much. Your father even said his are thicker than your uncle’s because he was trying to get them plucked and waxed when he was younger. Eventually he found out the best thing he could do for them was let them be.
Rei: Ugh.
Mercy: I think they look very good on you.
Rei: You’re my mom. You’re supposed to say stuff like that.
Mercy: Well I mean it. I happen to like the Shimada eyebrows very much.
Rei: Well on Dad they look okay but with my hair they make me look like a werewolf….
Mercy: *snickers* No they don’t.
Rei: Yes they do!
Mercy: Not a werewolf. *tying Rei’s hair half-back* A dragon. *kisses the top of Rei’s head*
Rei: I like dragons.

anonymous asked:

Hi Nissi, I just wanted to ask you how you incorporate meditation & Buddhism practises into your Christian faith? Would that not be considered as incorporating New Age /occult practises ? It's not coming from a place of judgement , I am just intrigued to hear how different people practise their Christian faith that's all :)

This is why it’s important to do your own research and not jump to conclusion. A part of my spirituality includes meditation and mindfulness, and incorporating a focus on letting go of earthly things and connecting with my spirit. All of that is in line with Christianity. The word encourages mindfulness and we are called by Christ and by our God to be in this world but not if it. I suggest you read the book “Living Buddha Living Christ. ” there are many ways to get closer to God. Do not limit yourself to what people say Christianity is supposed to look like. If it brings you closer to God and Christ and living your purpose, it is good.

Euron of the Leather Stars

In Game of Thrones it seems as though there are so few out-and-out bad guys. There are characters who do terrible things, characters whose motivations are sketchy or scary or cruel, but few outright baddies.

We can have a conversation about who those are later - today I want to talk about the Greyjoy’s bad guy: Euron.

Euron was exiled from the Iron Islands and has spent years roaming Planetos, ravaging and learning of dark magic. He abused his brothers in physical and psychological ways. 

If you’ve read any of the preview chapters for Winds of Winter, then you know Euron is out to fuck some shit up.

For me, this is what Euron should look like: 

Mads Mikkelsen. Euron’s supposed to have a dark and frightening charisma, one which can terrorize and seduce. Mads just oozes that. 

When Game of Throne unveiled their Euron - Pilou Asbæk - I was not a fan. He does bare a resemblance to the Greyjoys on the show and I thought he might be okay.

Then we met him. 

I’d still say he’s okay. He’s not as menacing as Euron should be, he doesn’t have the inescapable charisma of Mads, but I thought he did well enough with the ham-handed writing he was given last season.

I was hopeful they’d do better by Euron this season. As I watched the Kraken fleet sail into King’s Landing (where’d they find all those fucking trees?) I got excited and thought, “Okay, now comes the badass.”

And then we got this: 

Originally posted by proinsiascassidy

I don’t hate Euron’s outfit. Actually, I sort of want that coat. It’s fucking amazing. I think, if you put that coat on Mads in the King’s Landing throne room, both Jamie and Cersei are throwing themselves at him.

Instead, you have this outfit and a Euron who is less menace and more … joker. 

Now, listen, I loved those one liners he delivered. He set Jamie on fire. 

But, it was all too much. Too over the top. This is a man who is doom and gloom in human form, who is going to do some majorly fucked up shit in the next book, and instead of getting dread we get the Jack Sparrow of Westeros? 

I hope they temper the humor. Euron’s not meant to be humanized; he’s meant to terrorize. He’s meant to make us all nervous because he’s dangerous and unpredictable and ready to do whatever awful thing necessary to gain power. 

While I laughed at Euron in King’s Landing, I did not fear him. He did not fill me with dread the way Ramsay Bolton did. 

As a fan of the series and of the character, that’s a problem.

He can keep the coat (I’d like to see more of it), but he’s got to become more menacing otherwise he’s just another character taking up precious time from the characters I want to spend time with the most. 

anonymous asked:


Okay, I just finished drinking tea but I am getting more to spill. 

It’s soooo out of nowhere, and it’s feel like they only put them together because they needed someone for Scott and Malia. I agree I can see chemistry but not everyone who has chemistry should fuck and date. disrespectful to Kira, the scira break up scenes implied that they’re still together and also Lydia said something in 5x20 about Kira coming back, no one knew that Kira will be gone for long and we still don’t know, if they made her be gone for 4989375 years it will be for the sake of justifying scalia, so when anyone says “what about Kira?” everyone then will answer with “Kira is gone for so long.” Look Kira was supposed to be in 6a, like even the actors thought she is coming back so the original plan was for Kira to come back ( correct me if I am wrong ) 

and building a relationship in the last season is so stupid, and don’t say that what they did with stydia, because it’s not, they have been building stydia since s1/s2. 

and maybe you will say that they have been building sc@lia from season 4 but nooo they we’rent if they did they would have shown us something, like imagine how dis respectful it is to scira if they from s4 were hinting that sc@lia. like why would they make a big deal of scira saying I love you? did they give us hints that sc@lia love each other? no they didn’t. suddenly in s6 they’re in love. and I was talking to one of my friends, and he told me that if they did a time jump it would to justify sc@lia, like they had more time to fall in love. 

Maybe then you going to say, well stydia is disrespectful to Malia and lets be real, the writers dropped hints that Stiles didn’t move on from Lydia, the writers warned the shippers, the whole Stiles cupping Lydia cheek, Stiles getting worried, jealous, Stiles almost having a panic attack when he saw her on the floor bleeding. the he still likes her scene, I am sure there is more. 

I wont say it’s not an asshole move from Stiles, because what he did to Malia hurts and she deserves better. And btw Malia did bad stuff in the relationship both of them are guilty. 

You know just imagine how the hardcore scira shippers feel, their ship got ripped away from them, how do they feel that the writers threw the whole scira relationship out of the window and they didn’t even mention Kira in 6a. 

and what makes me mad how today they talked about sc@lia but they didn’t even knowledge scira. it’s so sad. 

I have a headache so all of this might be just bullshit and not make sense. 

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

eviljaffafish  asked:

what's your favourite Graham song so far? (or favourite few?)

sophie i CANT. oh man. i have more than a few😩 thats all i wanna do, r u lonely, empty word, all has gone, big bird, escape sound, just be mine, BBOM (lol), bottom bunk, dont be a stranger, just a state of mind, dont believe anything i say, flights 2 the sea, look into the light, this house, brave the storm, feel alright, advice, ooh yeh yeh. -I CANT NARROW THESE DOWN. (like this is evn slightly narrowed down. im sorry haha) …but i suppose i have been listening to “just be mine” quite a lot🤔

Things the Hogwarts Houses say

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

  • “If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 
  •  "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”
  • “Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”
  • “Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”
  • “Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”
  • “You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME
  • “Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”
  • “Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”
  • “Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”
  • “This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”
  • (crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

  •  "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"
  • “What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"
  • “Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”
  • “I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”
  • “What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”
  • “Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”
  • No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”
  • “You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go
  • “I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”
  • “Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”
  • (crying) "I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

  • “I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”
  • “Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”
  • "What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”
  • “Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”
  • “Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”
  • “Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”
  • Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”
  • “Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”
  • “I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”
  • “I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

  • “Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”
  • “Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”
  • “Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”
  • “If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”
  • “Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”
  • “Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”
  • “But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”
  • “Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”
  • “My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”
  • “I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”
  • “What do you mean I look smug this is my normal face”

A loved one not lost but remembered. 

Looks like someone is trying to steal your partner Keith, what will you do?

Familiar Enemy takes place in a witch academy where young witches are sorted with their familiars. Lance is suppose to be the next great sea witch, but gets sorted with Keith (a flame demon) instead of a traditional siren. They both have to deal with this odd sorting and learn to fight as a team or fall apart.

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