5x Bruce Told Tony to be Quiet and 1x He Didn't
We all love science husbands and when Tony fics are angst free so here ya go!
“What is it Tony?” Bruce didn’t even look up from his desk, staring at the lay out for the weapons systems for the new QuinnJet. The Team had requested some pretty intense upgrades and he was struggling with the final plans. He just didn’t know how it would be possible to fit-
“Say, BRUCE.” Tony repeated louder.
“Yes.” Bruce sighed and sat back, rubbing his eyes. “Yes, Tony what is it?”
“So does, you know, being big and green make it difficult to date? Or do ladies really go for that?”
“No I’m really asking here. You know, for science.” Tony’s eyes were sparking playfully even as he tried to keep a straight face. “Do you start the date all hulked out, or pull out the big guns after she’s back at your place?”
“Tony. I live here. The Tower is ‘my place’. And I’m sure everyone can vouch for me when I say I’ve never brought a woman back here.”
“Well, we have a Hulk-safe containment room. Nobody REALLY knows what you do in there.”
“That’s enough.” Bruce turned away to go back to working, and Tony frowned at his back.
“For a scientist, you sure aren’t open to discussing theories.
Tony shut his mouth.