this was not emo but the hair makes me think fever

5x Bruce Told Tony to be Quiet and 1x He Didn't

We all  love science husbands and when Tony fics are angst free so here ya go!

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“Say Bruce.”

“What is it Tony?” Bruce didn’t even look up from his desk, staring at the lay out for the weapons systems for the new QuinnJet. The Team had requested some pretty intense upgrades and he was struggling with the final plans. He just didn’t know how it would be possible to fit-

“Say, BRUCE.” Tony repeated louder.

“Yes.” Bruce sighed and sat back, rubbing his eyes. “Yes, Tony what is it?”

“So does, you know, being big and green make it difficult to date? Or do ladies really go for that?”

“Tony.”

“No I’m really asking here. You know, for science.” Tony’s eyes were sparking playfully even as he tried to keep a straight face. “Do you start the date all hulked out, or pull out the big guns after she’s back at your place?”

“Tony. I live here. The Tower is ‘my place’. And I’m sure everyone can vouch for me when I say I’ve never brought a woman back here.”

“Well, we have a Hulk-safe containment room. Nobody REALLY knows what you do in there.”

“That’s enough.” Bruce turned away to go back to working, and Tony frowned at his back.

“For a scientist, you sure aren’t open to discussing theories.

“ENOUGH Tony.”

Tony shut his mouth.

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“You and I Were Fireworks

Summary: In which Nico is simultaneously angry and awkward, Will is smitten, Jason ships it, things explode, and Will breaks the ice (this is a hilarious pun, I promise. You’ll see).

(A very happy Fourth of July to Americans and a very happy Saturday to everyone else.)

Nico di Angelo was bored. No, worse. Nico di Angelo was bored and angry.

Above, stars the color of a sunrise burst and scattered and faded across the sky, accompanied by a cacophony of staccato blasts, like a firing gun. Reflections of the fireworks danced across the lake, blindingly luminous for a second, and then gone. And, stretching from the rocky beach all the way to the food kiosk where Nico was working, was a sea of people that seemed far more expansive, far more undulating, than the water itself.

The Fourth of July was an enormous deal in Nico’s city, for reasons Nico wasn’t sure he understood. For decades upon decades, every year on the Fourth, thousands of people packed themselves into the small, grassy park on the banks of the lake. Food stands set up shop, glowing toys were sold by the dozens, and the whole city held its breath while things blew up in the sky.

Majestic.

“It’s tradition,” Nico’s half-sister had told him before he left the house.

Well, call him crazy, but Nico wasn’t all that impressed by ‘tradition.’

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anonymous asked:

Let's talk about Ryan Ross because yes. What are your top 10 favorite pics of him

AHH THANK YOU ANON OK THIS WAS VERY HARD BUT HERE THEY ARE

ok this one is amazing because the quality is so niCE ESPECIALLY FOR FEVER ERA OK IT’S RARE 

IT’S LIKE A CHARIZARD CARD OR SOMETHING OK

AND HE HAS THE ROSE VEST!!! AND THE BIRDS!!  AND THE ryHAw k ?!!!

BANJO!

his hair looks so soft like i had a dream i touched it once it was v soft and yeah 

this next one is perf bc baby ryan is the cutest and if anyone thinks otherwise they are wrong this is science

he’s just so liTTLE AND NOW HE’S SO MUCH OLDER IT’S LIKE SOMEBODY STABBED ME IN THE HEART WITH A FORK

LOOK AT HIS AWKWARD SMILE AND THE PAISLEY TIE

i love this one bc rY HA w K 

and that black shirt looks very nice it just does and hiS LITTLE SMILE THING THAT ISN’T A SMILE BUT IT IS FOR HIM BC HE’S RYAN ROSS AND UGH

DON’T LOOK AT ME

AGAIN WITH THE HIGH QUALITY FEVER ERA PICTURES THEY KILL ME OK

LOOK AT HIS FACE

ARE YOU NOT CRYING

BECAUSE I AM

this looks like it’s from live in denver, like the first picture, which automatically makes me violently cry 

he’S JUST SO HOT BUT LIKE ALSO SO CUTE

HE’S AS CUTE AS A BUNNY BUT ALSO REALLY HOT IT SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED 

THIS ONE HAS BRENT

AND RYAN IS SMILING 

woah there brendon

OKAY HIS SMILE IS SO PERFECT AND THERE’S NOT A LOT OF PICTURES OF HIM SMILING COMPARED TO HIS POUT SO A SMILE IS LIKE A TREAT

HE LOOKS SO SMALL

HE’S WEARING THE EMO JACKET THAT HE AND BRENDON SHARED BUT HE MAKES IT LOOK PRETTY. ODD. 

((^^ doesn’t count it’s for reference ok)

I THINK HE’S MAGIC OR SOMETHING 

okay 

I’M SORRY I WAS TRYING TO MAKE THIS IS CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE FEVER RYAN GETS TO ME

LOOK A T HIM THO I CAN’T

CAN YOU?

I CAN’T

THIS IS FROM MY FAVORITE INTERVIEW EVER IT’S PERFECT HIS VOICE CRACKS TWICE

there’s ryden and hiS HAIR AND HE KEPT TOUCHING HIS FACE

SHIT ONLY 2 MORE OK HERE WE GO

HE’S DRINKING A CAPRI SUN

I.. I CANT 

THIS IS SO CUTE

HE’S ADORABLE

THIS IS THE ONLY CURRENT PICTURE I ADDED INTO THIS IM SORRY BUT I COULDNT TAKE THE CAPRI SUN PICTURE OUT

LOOK AT HIS CUTE SWEATER AND HIS GLASSES AND HIS HAIR LIKE WH A T NO STOP BEING CUTE

i feel bad because i didn’t include a lot of pretty.odd or tyv or ryan’s current self, but fEV E r  R yA n ???!!?!!

thank you again anon!