this was my favorite quote

“I’m not an easy person to shop for. John knows I’m not a musician, so he never gave me instruments or anything like that. My all time favorite band is "Yes”. One time for my birthday, John gave me every single CD in the Yes catalog. It was this big bag of CDs. I loved it.

Another time (this was pretty funny), it was Christmas time. This was the year John released like 6 solo albums in six months. We worked a lot. A few days before Christmas, John asked me to find a nice Strat for him to give to his girlfriend for Christmas. Well, I found one. She loved it. Christmas came and went. I remember feeling selfish and a little resentful that he hadn’t given me anything (big baby). About two weeks later, I happened to look at my bank account. I was shocked to see A LOT more money in there than I expected. I called the accountant to see if a mistake had been made. She said John had given me a $10,000 Christmas bonus. Yes, I did feel like an A-hole.“
Dave Lee.

Stuck in an airport for a three hour delayed flight, trying to enjoy some Schadenfreude, the bummer of it being it took fussing with the republicans to get this done. Democrats can’t even take down a pedo videogame-nazi who racist-attacks celebrities and they think they’re going to bring down the presidency! “Trump’s going to get impeached any day. Incidentally can you help us take down a pedo? We would but we’re too busy having nosebleeds.”

My favorite part of this story is where they quote that piece of garbage trying to talk joe Rogan into being a pedophile too and Rogan’s response is quote “I’m not a fucking retard dude”. Joe Rogan didn’t spend 10,000 hours high on dmt in a sensory deprivation tank to listen to your pedo shit, gamergate! Joe Rogan is the voice of reason in this story.

Thing I like about being trapped in an airport for three hours: that recording they play where they go “hey don’t let anyone talk you into carrying their bag onto the airplane” or whatever. If I could slap half of these people hard in the mouth and get away with it, I would in a heartbeat – I’m not fucking chilling out with their unattended luggage cause they ask with real pretty words.

“I think 4chan video game nazis have a good point about ethics, and also I’m a big fan of man-boy love.” That’s the only way that sentence could end! You don’t need a crystal ball to see that one coming. You just needed a ball. Ball ownership would suffice. Fucking Simon and Shuster was going to put that shit into a book! The fucking way the world has gone…

anonymous asked:

Hey Chris! So I just found out that I will be getting to study abroad this fall and I'm really excited! And I told my friends here at college about it and they seemed happy for me, but also they don't act like it. They made a new group chat without me in it, basically ignored me all weekend (I told them Thursday night), and we've been growing apart for a while now. I honestly don't want to be friends with them anymore, but I have such trouble keeping friends and I feel like I need them too...

Wow…anon I am so sorry. I have experienced this personally as well. It’s really shitty…finding out your “friends” aren’t really the friends you thought they were and it’s extremely disappointing and a big let down and I’m sorry you’re experiencing it at the moment. 

You have SO much to look forward to. If they’re not meant to be friends in your life…let them go. One of my FAVORITE quotes in the entire world is the following: “God says, ‘The reason some people have turned against you and walked away from you without reason, has nothing to do with you. It is because I have removed them from your life because they cannot go where I am taking you next. They will only hinder you in your next level because they have already served their purpose in your life. Let them go and keep moving. Greater is coming.’” < One of my all-time favorites.

Keep doing you. Be kind, be respectful, be civil, but remember that you deserve people in your life who will be so happy for you and will make you feel included and loved, always. You did nothing wrong and you’re doing the best you can.

my favorite quote from forbidden love will always be this part from the intro to the first chapter: “DISCLAIMER: Tohru and Shirogane belong to Atlus, sadly enough… and I don’t own them… but… if adachi was real… and just given me a few more days… xD I COULD HAVE HIM!”


why are we never talking about the grinch?


“I’ll protect you… no matter what”