this was my favorite

Signs as parks and rec quotes

Aries: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”

Taurus: “You had me at meat tornado.”

Cancer: “If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”

Gemini: “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.”

Leo: “Alcohol is fun and delicious.”

Virgo: “One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”

Libra: “Treat yo self!!”

Scorpio: “I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless, and nothing matters, and I’m always tired.”

Sagittarius: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Capricorn: “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

Aquarius: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well.”

Pisces: “I think comic sans always screams ‘fun’.”

anonymous asked:

OMG I LOVE U,WHENEVER I SEE HAMLAF FROM YOU I WOULD SCREAM LIKE I JUST BECAME A DINOSAUR can i have alex wearing a dress and a flower crown and lafayette with a nosebleed?I LOVE YOU SO MUCH U ARE MY JESUS

We need more cute boys in dresses!

also asdfghjkl thank you so much,you are so sweet-

anonymous asked:

are you a homestuck? if not it's a good way to waste your life. The webcomic's "only" over 8000 pages (out of which 164 are in Flash), over 800 thousand words and more than 4 hours of animated footage. assuming an average's person reading pace, it'll probably take you months (it took me about a week or two of having no life).

If I want to spend several hours a day with a hyperactive joke-repeating population that vehemently denies being furries as they bury their own forums in off-topic spam, all I need to do is remember my Neopets password.

anonymous asked:

Josuke, what are your favorite subjects in school?

Does Lunch count as a school subject?

It’s the only time me and Okuyasu get to joke around without getting in trouble but If you want a real answer I like Science, English, and Social studies. I’m not a nerd or anything but I…I don’t hate math class I kinda like it b-but it’s not my favorite or anything!