AFI may look cool, but they are the biggest bunch of fucking nerds. in the interviews, davey always does most of the talking and it’s mostly just him rambling eloquently due to his vocabulary but his answer to a simple question like “how did you feel about this song on the album?” is about three and a half paragraphs in nine point font using wordperfect. which isn’t even a direct answer to the question. then we have to realize that it’s 2017 and he still has no idea how to use a computer and people actually had to tell him what memes were a couple of years ago.
and don’t even get me started on jade, hunter, and adam. when davey’s off in lala land going off about one inquiry during an interview, all three of them look like they have hit the snooze button. adam’s eyes immediately take furtive notice to his knees while hunter gazes out into space and jade is kind of there but not really.
take one look at jade puget’s instagram and it’s an entire meme field/praising his beautiful wife with emoticons and not much else; plus that one time he called out davey’s toothpaste and even took a picture of it. hunter interviews HIMSELF on his youtube channel, makes his own non-serious songs in a very high falsetto, and the outtakes for crash love are him yodeling as loud as he can for ten minutes at a time.
THEN THERE IS ADAM, who is probably the least amount of nerd. he’s always so soft-spoken and polite in interviews. but then remember their first official EP
adam did not deserve this. i have thirteen years’ worth of proof that davey, hunter, and jade are the dorkiest little shits ever. i love them so much.