this was mostly a bunch of rambling but still

AFI may look cool, but they are the biggest bunch of fucking nerds. in the interviews, davey always does most of the talking and it’s mostly just him rambling eloquently due to his vocabulary but his answer to a simple question like “how did you feel about this song on the album?” is about three and a half paragraphs in nine point font using wordperfect. which isn’t even a direct answer to the question. then we have to realize that it’s 2017 and he still has no idea how to use a computer and people actually had to tell him what memes were a couple of years ago.

and don’t even get me started on jade, hunter, and adam. when davey’s off in lala land going off about one inquiry during an interview, all three of them look like they have hit the snooze button. adam’s eyes immediately take furtive notice to his knees while hunter gazes out into space and jade is kind of there but not really.

free them.

take one look at jade puget’s instagram and it’s an entire meme field/praising his beautiful wife with emoticons and not much else; plus that one time he called out davey’s toothpaste and even took a picture of it. hunter interviews HIMSELF on his youtube channel, makes his own non-serious songs in a very high falsetto, and the outtakes for crash love are him yodeling as loud as he can for ten minutes at a time.

THEN THERE IS ADAM, who is probably the least amount of nerd. he’s always so soft-spoken and polite in interviews. but then remember their first official EP

adam did not deserve this. i have thirteen years’ worth of proof that davey, hunter, and jade are the dorkiest little shits ever. i love them so much.

lushatrocity  asked:

If you're ever in need of inspiration I think something along the lines of "eharmony says you're my perfect match which is awkward since I've sworn to hate you for all eternity" could be super cute for Bellarke!

The thing is, it was supposed to be a joke.

It seemed hysterical at the time- setting up an e-harmony profile while shit-faced drunk, that is. Spurred on by copious glasses of wine and Raven’s incessant pestering about her lack of a love life, she had taken a bunch of grainy, underexposed selfies and posted them up along with some mildly incoherent ramblings about herself. Even in her wine-addled state, Clarke hadn’t expected anything to come out of it. Her poor decision making mostly stemmed from having to prove to herself that she was still capable of putting herself out there after the last few disasters anyway, and she’d done it. Mission accomplished.

The hangover the next day was an expected part of her morning. Bellamy Blake as her 100% perfect match? Not so much.

Honestly, she didn’t even think someone like Bellamy would be on e-harmony. He certainly didn’t look like the type that would need any help getting a date. Not that she’s noticed, or anything. Or he, apparently, considering he hasn’t said a single word about it all day.

“Why are you staring?” He interjects, frowning.

Her cheeks pink at that, and she has to disguise it with an exaggerated cough. “Am not.”

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Well well look at what a nice message I just got in the inbox for my ask blog! Looks like someone got a little butthurt by an extremely popular comic whose status they’ll never be able to reach in their life if they continue to act like this

I wanted to make this public because I’ve got some things to say

  1. First off, using a bunch of offensive terms as insults don’t make you seem tougher and don’t make the message carry along any better, try finding some actual powerful words instead maybe then your argument would actually have some weight to it
  2. Homestuck is an amazing comic with a highly interesting storyline and some of the best humor I’ve ever come across and though it’s not for everyone you don’t have to get angry at everyone who likes something you don’t, people can have their own opinions and you can butt the hell out, they’re not affecting you
  3. Do I even have to cover the fact you just told me to kill myself? You don’t even know me, all you know is that I like Homestuck and yet from that alone you tell me to kill myself
  4. I’m not bothering to remove your url because I checked out your blog and everything on it disgusts me, you’re completely disgusting and I believe you need to check your morals and anything that may happen from me releasing this publicly to many a Homestuck who will probably be quite angry you wrought upon yourself, have fun!

Other than that I hope this person is not targeting other ask blogs as well because I don’t want this message to reach anyone who may be more sensitive than I am and actually be extremely hurt by it

You guys better know better than to send out these kind of messages to anyone, even if you’re not sending it directly to a person but an ask blog, because this kind of thing is not okay in any situation ever. Thank you for listening.