this was kind of a lame one

anonymous asked:

this is going to sound really lame/weird but I wanted to thank all of you for taking the time to not only create quality content but for also taking the time to maintain the blog like you've all done. it's so easy to navigate and the tags are always there. it's little things like that that make my tumblr experience a good one lol. just wanted to send this in even though it's awkward lol.

oh no, it’s not lame, weird or awkward, it’s actually really nice and sweet. Tbh these are the best kind of messages someone can receive.

Thank you so so much for appreciating our work and our struggle to still stay organized through all of this mess, it’s really nice to see that we don’t try to stay as organized as possible for nothing. So once again, thank youuu <333333

-Miky

vernon: bro, answer this

seungkwan: if it’s one of your lame jokes, i’m leaving

vernon: what kind of bagel can fly?

seungkwan: istg hansol

vernon: a plain bagel

seungkwan:

vernon: get it, plain?

seungkwan: i’d slap you but that would be animal abuse

vernon:

seungkwan:

vernon: bitch

*Dorian walks near Manon and Abraxos and waves*

Manon: haha look at him he so stupid and ugly and annoying

Manon: and his creepy invisible hands lol

Manon: and have you seen his eyes Abraxos? What kind of lame colour is that?

Manon: *sighs* I just can’t wait for him to go back to Adarlan

Manon: *maniacally laughs* I mean obviously no one wants him here

Abraxos


Originally posted by graphrofberk

There is a traditional Kanton hand-clapping rhyme that tells the story of a foolish child grabbing the tails of a ninetales in turn, detailing all of the different curses that will befall them as a consequence. Although originally Japanese, the song has an English translation which, whilst mostly similar in meaning, has been adapted to preserve the rhymes and rhythm. The song is as follows:


Mama, mama, I felt the first tail,

As bright as a penny and as soft as a veil.

I think I did wrong, but I do not know why,

Because there’s night in my eyes and not a star in the sky. 


Mama, mama, I felt the next tail,

As light as a cloud and as sleek as a scale.

I think I did wrong, but I do not know how,

Because there’s blood on my tongue and sweat on my brow.


Mama, mama, I felt the third tail,

As thick as a bush and so golden and pale.

I think I did wrong, for all I can tell,

Because there’s fire in my chest that no water can quell.


Mama, mama, I felt the fourth tail,

As long as a ribbon and smooth as a gale.

I think I did wrong, or so I can guess,

Because there’s hands on my back that keep pulling my dress.


Mama, mama, I felt the fifth tail,

Swirling like wood smoke and shining like hail. 

I think I did wrong, or something akin,

Because there’s an ache in my bones and bites on my skin.


Mama, mama, I felt the sixth tail,

The golden of grain but not nearly so frail.

I think I did wrong, made some kind of mistake,

Because my head’s full of nightmares that don’t leave when I wake. 


Mama, mama, I touched them again,

As nice on the skin as a warm summer rain. 

I think I did wrong, it must be the case,

Because there’s a girl in the mirror who’s not got my face.


Mama, mama, I can’t count any more,

There’s teeth in my heart and a hand in my core.

The pain’s in my head and my bones have turned weak,

So let down my body and leave me to sleep.


The last line is often shouted, traditionally followed by the children dropping to the floor and closing their eyes. The length and content of the song varies across the Japanese regions.  

Many think that Riza is the kind of person who hides the fact that she is sick so she can keep working, and while that may be true, Roy actually does this far more often.

Riza can always tell when he’s pretending to be fine when he really isn’t and she has a few ways of getting him to go home and rest. She’s the only one he’ll listen to about the matter.

anonymous asked:

ok so how about kageyama and reader are really bad at pretending and literally everyone knows they're hooking up but they all pretend they don't because kageyama would probably blow a fuse and die of embarrassment lmaoooo

someone save this child from himself i s2g

also, just because i mention it here through the perspective of a character, i promise you are not lame if you’re not getting it or do not want to get it at any point in life. there’s no rush to do these kinds of things, if you even want to do them at all

also i’m sorry i went MIA for a little bit. march has been truly testing my stamina on every level


  • It’s not really obvious in the very beginning until Kageyama not-so-discreetly tries to hide a poorly placed hickey while changing in the club room. 
    • No one knows exactly who gives them to him at first, so they’re certainly curious. Hinata has to bite his own fist in order prevent himself from saying something about it.
    • He tries to hide them whenever you’ve left a few on him—he really does—but suffice to say that they’re still noticeable. He’s scolded you a few times about that, but most of the time he’s a little…distracted for obvious reasons, and remembers when it’s already too late.
  • Yachi is actually the first one to realize that you and Kageyama are kind of an item. You agreed to help her help Hinata and Kageyama study during lunch a few times a week and on some weekends. 
    • Those weekend sessions eventually transition to casual get-togethers, where it’s a little more obvious that there’s some tension between the two of you that isn’t characteristic of usual burgeoning friendships.
      • She picks up on the fact that you give verbal cues (Kageyama taking a note from Suga. Who else?) when you want some alone time with him. Either one of you will make an excuse to head out or leave to room and the other one follows after minutes later. 
        • The cues always involve food or mentions of being “really hungry”. it has to be this exact phrase, but as far as the food items go,  because Kags… is always thinking about food. You know it’s dumb, but it’s just easier for you to get your message across to him in a way he understands.
  • But Yachi is a good bean and would never gossip about those things, especially because it’s clear you’re trying to keep it a secret, however poorly you’re doing it. 
    • But man, does she ever get so red and flustered every time you give a cue, especially during school. Also, where would you even go on school grounds to do this?
  • Tanaka, on the other hand, is not quite the same type of good bean (but still a good bean for other reasons). He catches the two of you in the act from a distance. Behind all the club rooms isn’t a very good spot to make-out with someone if you’re trying not to get caught.
    • He’s pretty much ready to embarrass Kageyama somehow out of jealousy, but he can’t bring himself to. At least not after the two of you are about to part, and he sees that childlike, excited expression on his kouhai’s face while you fix his hair for him and give him another peck on the lips before he has to get ready for practice. It’s one of the few times Tanaka’s seen Kageyama sort of smile without it being kind of creepy.
      • Tanaka still is jealous, but also oddly enough, proud of him. Hence him accidentally boasting to the rest of the team about it. And cue the, “Now that you mention it, I did notice…” and then all the variations depending on who’s speaking.
  • Everyone starts to look for more hints to verify this. From picking up on the fact that the two of you spend more time during breaks together, to your sudden knowledge of and interest in professional volleyball, to realizing that there are times where Kageyama has a faint scent on him that’s not unlike the hand cream you use throughout the day. 
    • Noya and Hinata are the least obvious about their snooping.
  • The team (Hinata, Noya, and Tanaka mostly, but Suga also has moments) has a lot of trouble not making comments about it, but the lingering fear of a scolding from Daichi keeps them in check. That and Kageyama has been really on top of his game lately, and no one wants to be the one to possibly screw that up.
    • But Tsukishima has absolutely almost made a snide remark about it when bickering with the setter, but cuts himself off mid-sentence. It’s battle he’s not going to win because Kageyama’s getting it and he isn’t, and in his fifteen/sixteen-year-old mind, that makes him kind of lame by comparison.
Seidou 1st years interacting headcanons
  • Seto constantly rests his chin on top of Yui’s head 
  • Masashi and Okumura sat together for an hour once and they didn’t exchange a word 
  • Asada is kind of scared of Yui
  • Kuki and Seto tell lame jokes to each other because they are the only ones who laugh at them
  • Asada hides behind Kuki when he’s scared even though he’s 20cm taller than him
  • Yui wanted to get along with Okumura so he approached him and said “I like your mitt” and Okumura blushed and went all tsundere on him like “it’s just a mitt…”
  • the only time anyone has ever seen Masashi laugh was when he ran into Kuki and his terrible bed hair at first hour in the morning 
  • actually Okumura, Kuki and Seto are the “bad bed hair” team
  • Seto runs towards Masashi and yells “catch me!” everyday. Masashi always catches him and asks him to please stop
  • Yui called Kuki “pretty boy” once and Kuki is still trying to assimilate it
  • Asada and Seto exchanged glasses one day. Asada bumped into a wall and Seto got dizzy and fell to the ground
  • during math class if Masashi has to go to the board he always looks at Yui so he can tell him the answer
  • Seto always goes to Okumura’s class and yells “Koushuu I love you!” then runs away
  • when Asada started trying to gain some muscle Masashi started giving him some of his protein bars and advice on how to gain weight
  • Asada cried the first time Okumura referred to him as “his friend”
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i'm riding higher than the sky and there is fire in every kiss - nikkiRA - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 (8.9k words)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron)

Summary: Things Lance was hoping for in his new roommate: totally cool. Preferably a lady, but Lance has never been one to limit himself to just one gender. Liked lame jokes, liked eating spoonful’s of peanut butter, made bad puns. Firmly believed ABBA was God’s gift to man kind. Preferably fell madly in love with Lance’s brilliant sense of humour and awkwardly endearing good looks.

Things Lance was expecting in his new roommate: probably a little lame, but in a good way. Like in a Hunk way. Normal sense of humour, but hopefully didn’t hate puns the way Hunk and Pidge did. Probably liked Dancing Queen and not much else.

Things Lance was not even remotely prepared for in his new roommate: Keith fucking Kogane.

Notes: This was incredible to read. I’m so impressed with the characterisations, and with the perfect rate at which their relationship developed. The writing was amazing. ABBA junkie Lance was… a gift, honestly. (!!) Just read this one!!!! Please!!

Yoonseok - Sope

Just some of my favourite Yoonseok or Sope moments. I say some because 1. There’s so many moments out there that I can’t possibly put them all into one post and 2. I can’t find a lot because when I search up “J-Hope twerking on Suga”  “Yoonseok Moments” or stuff like that, Google doesn’t find any of the pictures or gifs I wanted ):

Huehuehue anyways let’s just get started. 

I mean Hoseok hugged like everyone and everyone comforted him but I just like this. He’s even doing his cute 人 mouth (lmao I tried looking up a frowny face emoji thingy but i just ended up using my chinese keyboard)

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

THEY HELD HANDS THE WHOLE TIME AND HOSEOK JUST LOOKS BACK AT YOONGI AND SMILES LIKE PLS. IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE I- ALKDJFALKFJAE;LKFJAF

BTS’s Halloween party and they were just comparing hands

and then Hobi goes like

Lmao Yoongi’s so mean to him

Originally posted by mygslut

(guys I suck at finding gifs and shit help)

Like look how cute they are. Hobi dnacing with his Santa bag and Yoongi just grips the edge of the bag and dances cutely along side him. 
and then everone else in the background doing their own shit

I COULDN’T FIND THE STUPID GIF OF THIS BUT ANYWAYS:

SUGA’S JUST CASUALLY TRYING TO PUT HIS CONTACTS IN AND HOBI LOOKS OVER AND THEN THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER IN SILENCE AND THEN AND THE EXACT SAME FUCKING TIME THEY TURN THEIR HEADS AWAY AND ACT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. IDK BUT TO ME IT JUST SEEMED SUPER AWKWARD AND yeah

Hoseok’s all smile-y and Yoogi’s like ??????

I DON’T

UNDERSTAND

HOW HOSEOK 

GET’S YOONGI

TO DO STUPID SHIT

LIKE THIS. LIKE OK.

FIRST OFF
HOW DID HOSEOK EVEN CONVINCE YOONGI TO TAKE THIS WITH HIM????? LIKE HOW DID IT EVEN COME UP IN CONVERSATION ????? “OH HYUNG I’VE GOT THE PERFECT PICTURE WE CAN DO TOGETHER!”

LIKE ALSO WHO EVEN TOOK THIS PICTURE? I MEAN YEAH I GUESS IT COULD JUST BE A PHONE STANDING ON A TABLE BUT LIKE DOESN’T IT SEEM AS THOUGH SOMEONE TOOK THE PICTURE. LIKE THE ANGLE DOESN’T SEEM LIKE IT’S BEING TILTED OR SLANTED. IDK THIS PICTURE JUST-

Anyways…

Idk I just found this really cute and I couldn’t find the other gif when they’re laughing so hard and Hoseok falls over to the back of Yoongi and is basically hugging him from behind.

But like. Look how fucking adorable Hoseok is. HE LAUGHED AND HIS LEG’S JUST COME UP AND BOUNCE AND I’m so fucking biased towards him excuse me.

Their hug aldkfjeijalkjfiea;oefnowefhkhflaiuwefh. The way Yoongi just cradles Hoseok’s head and brings him closer

Hoseok controlling Yoongi’s arms is so cute and I wish I could find more gifs of them doing this but I suck at finding gifs so pardon me.

their track suits and hwagae market

Originally posted by gutsandgold

THIS VLIVE EMOJI

Hoseok uncontrollably laughing and Yoongi finding it adorable af

boyfriends

I just find this so adorable like Yoongi just has his hand under Hoseok’s chin and idk why I find it so frickin cute but I do.

LMAO IT REMINDS ME OF THIS

Okay this makes me so happy because when Yoongi hops on their backs he wraps his arms around Hoseok’s waist and like ok yoongi ok

and then this (’:

Well I should stop here. Lmao sorry for this super terrible post but I just wanted to make this

P.S. Pictures and gifs are not mine! Creds to everyone who made them!!!

Fandom Name(s)

So I was thinking about the fact that (as far as I’m aware) we don’t have a fandom name! Actually..I’m pretty sure the Viking fandom doesn’t have a name either lmao but we Ivar fans should have a fandom name that we rally under, I think; because fandom names are cool and tend to give a sense of community. The only one I came up with was kind of lame (Ivar’s Army). I mean I guess we could call ourselves “Heathens” for the fact that Ivar is the Commander of the Great Heathen Army, lol. 🤔

“Me and my friends were trying to scare ourselves one night. Five of us loaded up in my buddy’s small pick up truck (Two laying down in the covered truck bed.) and hit the road for the top of the mountain that was supposedly haunted.

We made it to the top of the mountain and thought it was kind of lame. It was dark that night however, like no dark that I have ever seen before. We got back in and went to the edge of town to a old grave yard we heard stuff about. We drove the truck up the dirt path on the graveyard quite some way until we stopped in front of a ditch. Dustin got out and dropped the tail gate and me and the other in the back got out. My friend Ricky and Justin stayed in the truck and Dustin, me, and the other guy were talking in the back. Apparently the grave yard was once a meeting place for cultist in the area.

During our conversation we heard our buddy Ricky screaming and pointing his flashlight up the hill to the right of the truck. We all looked over to see a greenish white something dash from the graves up into the forest. The footsteps were loud, and I mean loud. Dustin ran to the truck to drive and we jumped head first into the truck bed. We flew out of the graveyard in reverse until we hit the bottom where we heard them arguing over what they saw and who was going to get out to shut the tail gate. Eventually Ol Rick ran out shut the tailgate and peeled rubber onto the road. We went home talked about it and with our combined accounts we established it looked something like the creepy pasta creature “The Rake”. If interested you can google image “The Rake” and look for the one on the trail cam. That’s kinda like we saw.

We went back several nights under the same conditions and never found anything else. Months later we were discussing the story at my buddy’s house when his Aunt heard us talking about seeing something white in a grave yard. Immediately without her even knowing the story she asked “The graves behind Food City?” (It was.) Apparently a girl was killed there and according to her has been seen in a tight white dress. While it wasn’t a exact match to what we thought we saw it was odd and got me really thinking. This was a year ago and we haven’t went back since. Just thought I would share.”

By: TheDogeOfShibe

why is the ship name for james and lily potter jily when clearly it should be lames. look at them. they’re so lame they’re the lamest couple in the world i bet james makes 47 dad jokes a day and lily makes 48 and they dress up the cat and make their patronuses slow dance and james wears a fake moustache for a full day so lily hexes him so he can’t take it off for a week and they buy harry like three different elf costumes for literally no reason except that they couldn’t decide which one was the best (it was none of them, yells sirius, what kind of baby needs an elf costume) and they think they’re so cool and hip but they’re LAME

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Requested by Anon #74

Jay: Hey Y/N, you’re looking amazing today.
Y/N: Thanks Jay, that’s really sweet.
Carlos: I would’ve have said you look amazing but you look amazing to me everyday.
Y/N: Aw thank you Carlos! You are both so sweet!
Jay: I mean I thought I was a thief but you are Y/N.
Y/N: I’m a thief? Why?
Jay: Because you stole my heart.
Y/N: *blushes*
Carlos: *nudges him* That was so lame dude.
Jay: It made her blush.
Carlos: I can do one too! 
Y/N: Okay let’s hear yours Carlos.
Carlos: Hey there, beautiful…looking for an Alpha dog?
Jay: *bursts out laughing* That was hilarious! Right Y/N? Y/N?
Y/N: That was actually kind of hot. *blushes*
Carlos: Yes I win!

tolhinata  asked:

Ava chan!! I have a prompt for you coz you're killing it...writing Kagehina intimacy i mean.. you know how much i love intimacy that comes from some sadness...So prompt #11 please!!! <3

OH SHIT HITTIN ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS (I WILL TRY TO CONTINUE TO “KILL IT”)

11. You’ve said you’re going to leave, but I don’t want you to go and if I don’t say something now…

Kagehina. College fic. Unestablished Relationship.


The movie comes to an end too soon, in Kageyama’s opinion. He’s not really one for curling up with popcorn and watching a movie, but whenever Hinata’s involved, things just kind of… happen. 

They didn’t have anything to do on a Friday night, being lame freshman volleyball losers without girlfriends, so Hinata had suggested a movie and Kageyama had suggested his dorm room and then they’d gotten instant soup at the campus quick-mart and burned their tongues on too hot ramen cups as the opening credits rolled on the screen of Kageyama’s ancient laptop. He had stacked it on top of all the textbooks he wasn’t reading for class so they wouldn’t knock it over or trip over the power cord while watching, but really it was because he didn’t want it to get in between him and the possibility of Hinata’s sleepy, cuddle-prone limbs.

He apparently likes to torture himself.

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the real karasuno

a team of dorks, but to the rest of the school they’re perceived as a frightening, hostile bunch. just think about it, you have:

  • asahi: self explanatory
  • tanaka & nishinoya: unruly, obnoxious punks that definitely have gotten into fights with other students before.
  • ennoshita: nice enough, but hangs out with the punks so he’s automatically one of them
  • narita & kinoshita: literally couldn’t give a crap about anyone or anything
  • kageyama: doesn’t know how to socialize, never smiles
  • kiyoko: beautiful and kind, but so intimidating she makes people nearly wet themselves
  • sugawara & daichi: are known to have serious beefs with other sports captains/vice captains, both hold grudges, can make anyone fear for their lives if provoked
  • tsukishima: actively tries to piss everyone off
  • yamaguchi: number one supporter of the bitter, asshole french fry
  • hinata: seems harmless until you actually talk to him
  • yachi: truly compassionate, but gets so flustered she either screams or faints. doesn’t do well with strangers
  • takeda: passionate weirdo, gets way too intense about a lame high school sport
  • ukai: piercings, smokes, dyed blonde hair and works at the convenience store and yells at anyone who makes a ruckus.

no wonder we never see any of them having friends outside the club. it all makes so much sense.

Don’t mean to be shady or anything, but it’s kind of funny how when a Harry Potter story is written by a woman it’s got strong female roles and decent gender equality, but when a new one is written mostly by a man you’ve got a woman who now needs her man to be happy and pursue her successful political career, a woman who has no say in her husband’s handling of her children (except that she’s the lame mum who won’t let her kids have sweets), and a headmistress who suddenly lets a man she used to teach treat her like shit.