this was just totally perfect!!

The wonderful and amazingly talented @careamorran completed this commission for me. She’s amazing, Jason and Roy are amazing.

I commissioned this for my fic I’m the fox you’ve been looking for which I should totally finish

Okay but imagine: JLA group chat

-Bruce had originally made it for emergency use only, in case comms were down or whatever would warrant using civilian methods of communication
Naturally, it didn’t work out like that

-Barry uses it to send the team really bad puns and memes, as well as occasional science facts

-Clark sends pictures of animals he sees on the street (“look at this cute puppy I saw at lunch today” “Clark, this is for emergencies only” “Aw but look at its face”). He also will send advice and stuff, like once Barry stained his shirt and Clark gave him a quick stain remover recipe he learned from his mom

-In response to Clark’s animal photos Arthur will send pictures of various fish that he sees and will give extensive details about said fish (“this is an Acantholiparis opercularis, very nice fish”)

-Hal, who was originally excluded by Bruce but allowed in by literally everyone else, communicates almost solely through emojis

-Diana has threatened Bruce several times in the group chat while the others just sit back and watch the show

-Victor, who is also in a Teen Titans chat, is the one person who just doesn’t really say anything but will sometimes message at like 4 am with some random thing

-Since they’re all in different time zones, it can get really confusing as to when people are awake or working (but Bruce is always likely to respond since he’s all “no sleep, only justice.”)

-Sometimes they (mainly Barry and Hal) send selfies (“Just beat Captain Cold! #winning” “Barry, you are in costume, be professional” “Chill out B, it’s no biggie” “Did you just unironically say #winning?” “Okay Victor, nobody’s perfect”)

-Someone totally would have named it “Super Friends” out of nostalgia or like “The Super Seven”. Something really lame and cringey but amusing nonetheless

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“You might want money. Maybe you want women. Or, you might want to protect the world. These are all common things people want. Things that their hearts desire. Greed may not be good, but it’s not so bad, either. You humans think greed is just for money and power! But everyone wants something they don’t have.”

this day was long time coming…. sherlock + korrasami crossover with the dialogue from ~*the tarmac scene*~ to the korra finale! it works as a missing scene ouo

unfortunately, asami avoided fessing up just like sherlock:

sounds like a straight up confession this way though

Read It Wednesday

Week 15! I’m finally starting to catch up on series, so hopefully you’ll start seeing your own in here! Note that drabbles are no longer included due to the length of the recs. I hope y’all enjoy this weeks compilation. 

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anonymous asked:

Lance is that Ravenclaw that only applies himself to the things he's interested in and the professors get so pissed at that then he gets all O's on his O.W.Ls and they are all just ???? He ends up creating spells and potions for the dumbest shit but it's also really useful? Like that spell he made that makes the paper turn into sparky blue dust when touched by a teacher that he made so he could pass notes ends up being used by the ministry with top secret info. 1/?

2/? One of his fellow classmates has dysphoria? He dicks around with a potion that gets rid of it and it ends up being a widely sold product. Basically if something interests him he can do it. If he doesn’t care he doesn’t do it. He’s not fond of history of magic cuz it’s boring as fuck? He charms a quil that takes accurate notes on everything the teacher says and focuses on something more interesting. He makes visual effects that can’t be seen by anyone over the age of 18 for everyone else

3/? He has to hold back snickers as sparks fly around Snape. He loves care of magical creatures and is super good with them. He never becomes a prefect but all the younger Ravenclaws come to him for help and advice because he’s super good with younger kids and he loves helping them figure stuff out. He’s almost always getting in trouble alongside Pidge(Ravenclaw and Slytherin friendships are both the best and the worse because they are both so cunning) for doing stuff like sneaking into the 

4/? Forbidden Forest to interact with some of the creatures or going into the restricted section of the library because they both wanna see what’s in it. A lot of times Lance managed to worm them out of detention with a promise to never do it again and a wink to Pidge saying we totally will. He’s an amazing Quiditch player and is a Seeker for the Ravenclaw team and sees the Seeker from Gryffindor(Keith) as his rival because he is seen as the best broom rider because of his control of the broom.

5/5 While Keith makes crazy yet controlled dives for the snitch based off instinct, Lance is more of an observe the whole field and find an easy yet cool way to get the Snitch kind of player. He has about 20 different plans on getting for different scenarios such as where the quaffle is, where the beaters and bludgers are, how his team is doing and what the other Seeker is doing. Also a random thought but I think his wand would have a unicorn tail hair core and probably made out of willow ??


This. This is just perfect, you have 100% convinced me, Lance is totally Ravenclaw. This needs to be a fanfiction omg

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters
  • "Cover your butt."
  • "Oh, now there's a prophecy."
  • "All this is true, because it rhymes."
  • "That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."
  • "Good morning, apartment!"
  • "Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"
  • "Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"
  • "Honey, where are my pants?"
  • "What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."
  • "Take everything weird and blow it up!"
  • "Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"
  • "...I think I heard a whoosh."
  • "I feel like maybe I should touch that."
  • "So you've never heard of the prophecy?"
  • "I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"
  • "That guy's not a criminal mastermind."
  • "We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."
  • "Am I gonna die?!"
  • "Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."
  • "Come with me if you wanna not die."
  • "What are you, a DJ?"
  • "Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"
  • "Oh my g-o-s-h!"
  • "I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."
  • "I never have any ideas."
  • "Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."
  • "I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."
  • "How scary can someone's office be?"
  • "This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."
  • "It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"
  • "All I'm asking for is total perfection!"
  • "Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"
  • "I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."
  • "Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"
  • "That idea is just the worst."
  • "Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."
  • "I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"
  • "Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."
  • "I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"
  • "You are so disappointing on so many levels."
  • "This is not how Batman dies!"
  • "Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"
  • "I'm here to see...your butt."
  • "You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"
  • "I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."
  • "I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"
  • "Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"
  • "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."
  • "So I guess running around and screaming is normal."
  • "You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."
  • "SPACESHIP!"
  • "What in the world is that? It's adorable."
  • "Do not eat me!"
  • "Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"
  • "You don't have to be the bad guy."
  • "He's the hero you deserve."
  • "Everything is awesome!"

Thanks to the Mikayuu/Yuumika gods for this video!

I’m in heavens with this S-rank event, because it has a little of everything the fandom has been obsessing with lately: thirsty Yuu, nagging wife Mika, overprotective Yuu… And I’m happy that this video lets us see that Mika has a routine that doesn’t include Yuu 24/7, like he is perfectly fine even without Yuu around and is not stalking him at all (at least in this video lol).

I took a few liberties in this video because I felt it was more natural this way, but I’m open to suggestions.

if draco malfoy had a youtube channel it’d be full of story times and the titles would all be like “HARRY POTTER HARASSED ME?? *NOT CLICKBAIT*” but it’d totally be clickbait and he’d just go on and on about PERFECT SAINT POTTER and how he thinks he’s BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE and he sashays around with his PERFECT GREEN EYES and his MESSY BLACK HAIR and he was harassed because it’s not fair that potter LOOKS THAT GOOD IN THE MORNING

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JalecMonth - Week Three: Love (Quote credit: x)

Top 20 All Time Favourite Fics

Contains muliple ships and fandoms. 
Sterek, Destiel, FiKi, Bellarke, Olicity, McShep, Malec, Hictooth, Bagginshield. 
I should just mention I’ve read all these fic’s MULTIPLE times, like stupid amount multiple. 

1. The Best Years of Our Live, My Ass - ireallyhatecornnuts
Destiel. I read this fic all the time, it’s fanstastic. Love all the family elements, the plot is great, the relationship is cute and totally them. It’s just a perfect fic. 

2. Divided We Stand - KouriArashi
Sterek
. Also another I’ve read mulitple times, it’s just so good. I could read this a thousand times and never get bored. This is one of the greatest fics (and series) I’ve ever read. 

3. Cornerstone - Vendelin
Sterek
. Read mulitple times, always amazing, always makes me smile and cry and gives me all the feels. It’s sweet, accurately describes mental illness, it’s got steamy sex scenes and is a little heartbreaking. All you need in a fic. 

4. Angels Among Us - Vaerin
Destiel.
This is always such fun to read. I love all the Asgard chapters, love the chimera, all the squabbling between Angel parents. All The Wing Love! It’s full of fluff and a bit of heartbreak, but it’s amazing! 

5. Our Lives Are Changing Lanes - grimm
Sterek.
I adore this fic, it’s so sweet and I love me some Single Parent Derek Hale. His daughter is a mini version of him and I love Stiles trying to win her over. Also the dates are adorable, and Cop Stiles is amazing! 

6. Hitchups - AvannaK
Hictooth
. One of the best thing’s I have ever read! It starts in the middle of the HTTYD movie, from there it just takes off! Hiccup and Toothless travelling around, growing up, learning to fight and all the mystical creatures! This is just as good as the movies! 

7. Cas, You Had A Baby? - allthebeautifulthings9828
Destiel.
Cas stealing a fledgling and raising it with Dean is perfection. Then they make this little community of baby angels and get the safe, happy life they always deserved. It’s beautiful. 

8. As Luck Would Have It (I’m Already Smitten) - Whisper91
Sterek.
A Perfect Dom-Sub universe. It’s fluffy, perfect amounts of the BDSM universe, and some interesting plot. Love all the Hales and the pack feels. The Liam and Derek / Stiles scenes are too cute! Still a WIP but it’s amazing! 

9. How Dean and Cas Got Fake Married - allthebeautifulthings9828
Destiel.
Clearly this author know’s how to write amazing Destiel fics! While I do kinda wish there were some sexy times, the fic is still amazing without them. I love them living a normal-ish life while still kinda hunting. It’s just great, okay?

10. The Boy and The Beast - Dira Sudis
Sterek.
Derek stuck as a wolf is my favourite. The kind of season 1 retelling with Derek actually kind of earning Scott’s trust, and totally dating Stiles is amazing! 

11. Nightfall - Leletha
Hictooth
. Hiccup got taken as well as Valka. Feral Hiccup not knowing he’s human is amazing. All the dragon talk and how much Hiccup and Toothless adore each other is so cute. I just love this fic, okay? It’s amazing! 

12. Convenient Husbands - Annie D
Destiel.
I just love creature Cas. He’s so snarky and sassy and Dean is happy (which should be canon, he deserves some happy). I love how they interact with each other and the Roadhouse sounds awesome! 

13. Raven Feather, Lion Heart - KiliDurin
FiKi.
Feral Kili is amazing, Fili being all princely is great. The Durin family is awesome and I love all the dwarven culture. Also, friendly warg is everything! 

14. Max Two ‘Verse - heartsdesire456
Malec.
omg, this series is so freaking cute. Alec adopting baby Max, then Magnus adopting Max and Alec. Max is adorable. I love seeing the Lightwood-Bane’s growing into their little family. It’s sweet and just everything good you could want! 

15. Opposites Attract - goldenlionprince, liddie
FiKi.
This is one of the sweetest fic’s I’ve ever read (and re-read). It’s so fluffy and so unbelievably adorable. Plus, Punk-ish Fili is amazing! 

16. Raising Madison Series - MrsHamill
McShep.
This series is so great. I love dad!Rodney, and Sheppard is such a good step-dad. The series is all family feels, and amazing Atlantis life. 

17. I’m Not Asking Much Of You - emmylou
Bellarke.
This is my favourite Bellark fic. It’s so sweet, and I love the fake-relationship, it’s also kinda sexy at points. Hello, Bellamy giving Clarke a lap dance, then vise versa. Also love the Clarke Raven friendship. 

18. What Happens In Vegas… - redtoes
Olicity.
I’m not super into Arrow anymore, but this fic has always been amazing. It’s refreshing to see a fake-relationship that isn’t incredibly angsty. It’s sweet and has a good plot, all around great. 

19. Convincing A Hobbit - seekerluna
Bagginshield.
I don’t read much Bagginshield but this is so freaking amazing! I love courting fics, and the drawven and hobbit courting rituals are amazing. Also Fili and Kili being adorably childish. 

20. Settle Down - wearing_tearing, whatthehale
Sterek.
I love mpreg fics, and Daddy!Derek is so cute. Love their building relationship and merging of the packs. Everything is sweet and adorable. 

So there you have it. My All Time Favourite FanFictions! 

I just saw someone post, “Never comfort men. Their entire existence is comfort.”

Well, time to take a few minutes out of my day to call out complete rubbish. Let’s go.

No one’s existence is entirely comfort. No one’s. Not even the richest person on the planet has a totally comfortable and perfect life. 

And just being a man does not mean men do not need comfort, or love, or peace. Because in case you rabid pinheads didn’t know, everybody has the ability to have insecurities or anxiety or depression or a rough life.

What about trans men? Men of colour? Abused men? Men with mental illness? Men who grew up without parents and went from foster home to foster home? Men who were still wet behind the ears and had to support their entire family before they were adults?

Stop with this despicable belief system that says men do not deserve love or care or respect or encouragement. Because you know what that makes you? Not just a misandrist, but a bloody bully as well.

If a man said, “Never comfort women. Their entire existence is comfort”, I bet all of you would leap on him like ravenous wolves and rip him to shreds. 

And yet you say the same thing about an entire group of people without thinking you’ll receive backlash for it, or even considering you’re wrong.

Well, you are wrong. Terribly, bloody wrong. And you need to take a minute to take that icy rock out of your chest and thaw it out so it’s a heart again.

Men commit suicide. Men get abused. Men get bullied, by people like you. Men have insecurities. Men hate themselves. Men have low self-esteem. Men have depression, and anxiety, and mental illnesses. 

They deserve as much love and comfort as anyone else. Always. 



And to any men or boys reading this: never believe you’re worthless. I know how bloody toxic the atmosphere on this hellhole of a website is sometimes. I know, trust me. But it isn’t true. None of it, not a soddin’ word of it. 

You are wonderful, you are precious, and you are just as important as any woman out there. That’s the thing about equality - in its most basic, realest form, you all are worthy of love, no matter your gender or your race or your age. You are a light in this world, because every single soul is. Your heart beats and starlight runs through your veins and you are such a wonderful being. Truly.

I am so sorry that so many treat you the way they do. You do not deserve it. You don’t. Don’t ever think you do. You deserve the world and Heaven knows I would give it to you if I could. As it is, all I can do is offer my support and my words. 

Don’t think you don’t deserve comfort, love, respect, or encouragement. You do. You deserve every scrap of it. And if no one else will give it to you, my inbox is always open and I will be there to listen if you need help. Because that’s what human beings do for other human beings, regardless of gender.

I love you, my friend. And I think you are a treasure. Don’t forget that. You have the ability to change the world, and live your life the way you always dreamed. I believe in you. Just remember to believe in yourself, and never give up, no matter what people tell you. Don’t give up. You’ve got this.

Keep your chin up. It’s gonna be alright, and your life will get better - just as you deserve it to.

So… 

As suspected, all the mains got their happy beginnings, thus wrapping up the current story. Also as predicted, it is older!Henry now, ‘resetting’ the story. So everything fell into line there…

And I’m excited. I totally understand if you are not. I respect that completely.

But they just left us an open-ended happy beginning for Captain Swan. That means fandom can take that and play all they want. They just handed us a goldmine of possibility there. 

Also, if this finale showed me anything, it’s that they have zero intention of ruining the happiness for the mains. Literally even RUMPLE got his happy beginning. This finale was about believing in not only a happy ‘ending’, but what comes after…

The Operation Best Man recap in the beginning of the episode was never explained, and now we know why I think. Whatever’s coming, it seems like it’s gonna be Captain Cobra heavy. EW specifically mentioned here that the show is reframing around Hook (as well as Regina and Rumple). And here, from TVLine, A&E confirm that this next chapter is not happening in Storybrooke. What this says to me is it’s leaving Storybrooke ‘in tact’ in a way? Like clearly something happened, but this new story isn’t centering around the town specifically…

Meaning characters could be not present in the current storyline, but aren’t in danger. AKA Emma appears in the premiere perfectly fine, with Killian going off to Seattle (it was Seattle, right? Wherever this new chapter takes place…) to help Henry with this new problem. 

And if that’s the case - i am so here for that. I love Captain Swan. I always will. But I also adore Killian’s other relationships on this show, Captain Cobra being right below Captain Charming on the list. If this is leading to adult Captain Cobra, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. I was concerned, with the cast shake-up, that we’d be losing all of Killian’s relationships. But now that we have confirmation that this is adult Henry, it leaves so many possibilities open and I’m excited for it.

(Also, it leaves open the possibility for more Killian and Rumple antagonism. Like imagine Rumple being all ‘yeah, but i’m his grandfather’ and Killian’s like ‘bugger off, I’m his dad’ and Adult Henry is just there rolling his eyes all ‘it’s been like 600 years already, can you let the grudge go?!’)

Again, I totally understand choosing to step away. They’ve just left you the perfect opportunity to do so. CS fandom, imo, just had the story handed to them on an golden platter - free to play in the world while never having to worry about what comes in the next chapter if they choose not to. That’s the best thing in the current situation we find ourselves in, I think.

But I’m excited. Genuinely excited for what’s to come. ESPECIALLY since, yet again, I don’t have to say goodbye to Killian Jones yet. And what seems to be coming looks to be GREAT for his character.

Good morning! ⭐️
Today is the last day of my halfterm break: time to get down to work and finish everything👌🏼
I figured that bullet journaling wasn’t really working for me, it took me too much time.
So I switched to a planner system; however, I still use bullets to mark my to-dos and break down my tasks. 💐
It’s so quick and just perfect for me! Totally recommend.

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