Damian: *is fighting with Bruce, threatens to quit*
Jason: *starts laughing*
Jason: Dude, nobody quits being Robin
Damian: What? But didn’t you quit?
Jason: No, stupid, I died
Damian: Fine, then Grayson. He quit to become Nightwing
Dick: Um, actually Bruce fired me
Damian: What about Drake?
Tim: Nope, Dick stole the title from me and gave it to you
Damian: Oh. But didn’t you quit while Brown was Robin?
Tim: My dad forced me to, so it doesn’t count
Damian: *hmphs* Then Brown, at least?
Steph: Sorry, I was fired too
Damian: Fine. Then I’ll just be the first to quit!
Jason: *laughs* Nah, sorry kid, not gonna happen. You’ll probably either get fired or killed again, and I’ve got fifty bucks on the line for the latter
Damian: *pales* Father?
Bruce: *has conveniently disappeared*