this was just hmmmm

anonymous asked:

Do you have a name for the character you just drew. Because I would love to know more about them.

Hmmmm no
What would you think you want to name them

Harass my daughter on Minecraft? You can't hide from me.

So, my daughter, who was about 8 at the time, was REALLY into Minecraft (as most kids are these days). Also desperately wanting to join the Youtube/Let’s Play culture, I had installed some screen recording software that would let her make videos of the games she was playing so she could later upload them to Youtube.

Anyways, one day I’m minding my own business when I hear her quietly sniffling over on the computer. I asked her what was wrong, but she didn’t want to tell me so I let it go, but decided to keep on eye on her. A few minutes later I discovered what was happening; someone was harassing not only her, but also all the other kids playing on whatever server she was on. This kid (we’ll call him Little Sh*thead, or LS) was saying sh*t about how he was going to rape my 8 year old daughter (she told him how old she was hoping he would stop), how he was going to hack into her IP and steal all her info, swearing profusely (remember, this is a game for kids), etc etc. By this time I had gotten my fiance involved, and she was also obviously quite upset at what a little sh*t this kid was being. We realized that our daughter had been recording the entire incident, and a plan began to form.

I started by googling LS’s username. There were several hits immediately, the most interesting of which involved a page where he was publicly applying to be a mod for a server on Minecraft. I was able to learn a lot about this little POS: he claimed to be 15, likes hockey, used to live in Toronto but now lives in Florida. But the bombshell was easily his skype contact info; it was literally firstname.lastname. I know your name now, you little sh*t.

So I head over to Facebook and search for the name. Nothing. Hmmmm. On a hunch I searched for just the last name, while narrowing my results to only the state of Florida. Several dozen hits. Hmmm. So I have to start combing through each one, until I find what I was looking for: a middle aged man with the same last name, whose profile indicates he was born in Toronto and now lives in Florida. I FOUND YOUR DAD, YOU LITTLE SH*T.

So I sent him a message on Facebook, asking if he had a son named firstname who goes by his username on Minecraft. Dad confirmed I had the right guy. So my wife begins telling the dad everything that LS was saying to my daughter, and we sent him the recorded video as proof. Radio silence for a few days.

Then we got the message back: LS had his computer taken away from him for the entire summer, and had also been lying about his age (he was only 11, I think). His parents were f*cking livid with him, and he surely hated the next few months of his life.

No one f*cks with my daughter.

nicki minaj (sugilite) net worth $70 mil (1 episode)
aimee mann (opal) net worth $4 mil (1 episode w speaking role)
patti lupone (yd) net worth $4 mil (2 episodes, more expected)
estelle (garnet) net worth $4 mil (series regular)
natasha lyonne (smoky quartz) net worth $3 mil (2 episodes)
uzo aduba (bismuth) net worth $1 mil (2 episodes [1 2-parter])
aj michalka (stevonnie) net worth $750k (3 episodes w speaking role)

but they can’t bring back bismuth because her voice actress is “too expensive”

“Where were Pink Diamond’s attendants? Her Agates? her Sapphires? And where was her pearl?

I do wonder where Pink Pearl is…



okay so i just came to the realization that



pictured above is vishkar’s logo, strikingly similar to efi’s symbol only green and turned upside down. turning symbols upside down is usually a sign of rebllion, and guess what color that symbol is.

it’s green. who else is green?

the man who took down vishkar in brazil through rebellion. his cereal is right next to the symbol.

  • Lucretia: The Miller family has been instrumental in the construction of the Bureau of Balance.
  • Lucretia, several years ago, shaking Maureen awake in the middle of the night: Hey, can you make like a moon? like, for us to hang out on? Because how fucking sick would that be

-_- mixed feelings about rich butch crisp-suit lady