this was hilarious in places

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Have we ever discussed the fact that 2001 - 2012 Disney channel’s shows all had strong female leads, with the exception of Zack and Cody but they had a black man in charge, a smart poor white blonde girl and a dumb rich Asian so still beautifully diverse.

Disney was 100% female empowerment and showed diversity. Who did they employ to create the shit they have today?

TVD Alternate Ending || Damon and Bonnie waiting for their next flight as they travel the world together. 

Dedicated to the glorious birthday girl, @bonneibennett!!! Happy birthday, love!

Let’s be clear

Journeyman - Chapter 26

“Don’t get me wrong, love, I’m going to miss you. Who is going to force feed me coffee every morning? Who will laugh at all my jokes? What if I kill our plants? I mean, I think I’m okay with the succulents but we’ve got herbs now. That’s a lot of pressure.”

I snorted. “I think you can keep the mint and parsley alive for a few weeks.”

“I don’t know, Bee. The basil always gets a bit wilty when it sees me coming but it perks right up when you’re around it.”

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anonymous asked:

What is the Hulu show about? The one mentioned just recently.

well it is VERY hard to explain and I’m about to go to bed b/c it’s almost 2 AM, but okay.  So.  Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency.  It’s like…

The whole show starts out with a violent murder scene, surrounded by a bunch of bizarre and unexplained phenomena.  Our MC witnesses some of those phenomena, and then shortly afterward meets Dirk Gently, certified not-exactly-psychic weirdo, who for reasons at this point unknown to basically anybody, is like HELP ME SOLVE A MURDER!  And throughout the episodes it starts to come out that not only was the murder just as bizarre as it looked, it was moreso.  The world has a certain amount of suspend-disbelief in-built bizarreity that actually reminded me weirdly of Pushing Daisies???  And the MC is played by Elijah Wood??

But actually just overall it’s got a really great cast, and it was pretty damn dark in places but also hilarious as well, and also genuinely heart-wrenching at multiple points?  There were great female characters, and great POC characters, and the plot was BIZARRE and full of weird parallels and bookends.  ((I’m in love with Farah Black and if you watch it I guarantee you will be too, oh my god.)) 

…………..also, and this was my very favorite part because it hit basically ALL my fav. tropes, one of the side-plots features a group of joyously rowdy punks with supernatural powers, who also turn out to be basically The Best.  They are so??? FULL OF JOY.  And anger!  Chaotic Neutral! (Chaotic Good?)  And they take a character who’s hurting and scared and they just, like.  Adopt her?  

I’m in love with the Rowdy 3 and the way they go from “LET’S SMASH THIS CAR WITH BASEBALL BATS, YOU WANNA GO?!?!” to “you don’t have to be scared anymore, now sit down and let me put neon green nail paint on you.”

But also Ken and Bart are bizarrely amazing?  And Dirk and Todd are really important to me, and Todd’s relationship with his sister Amanda, and the police officers, and Amanda just by herself as a lady with a chronic, invisible, debilitating disease!  And, oh, okay, the fact that throughout the WHOLE ENTIRE PLOT there’s just

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S GOING ON

literally nobody, no scheming villains with big plans, no all-knowing secretive oracle character, everybody has like two pieces of the puzzle, and it’s weridly hilarious/reassuring to see the entire cast going “WHY THE HELL IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!  WHO ARE YOU??  WHO IS THAT?!?!  DESTINY OR SOMETHING?!  WHY IS THERE A KITTEN?!  WHERE DID THAT SHARK COME FR

i know we’re all into the Very Serious aus because you know, whats tfc without angst, but please think about a kid au that reduces all the violence and madness of the exy mafia down to pouting children

featuring wymack as a newly single hot dad, abby as an exhausted but fond teacher, and the foxes and the ravens as rival second grade classrooms

(much thanks to @thepersephonecabin​ who let me run with this idea with minimal judgment and helped come up with a lot of this)

  • “foxes”, “ravens”, etc are just how the classes are sorted like how some schools have them sorted by color and stuff
  • kevin is considered a traitor because wymack didn’t like the moriyama teacher and transferred kevin into abby’s class
  • wymack always personally drops off kevin in the morning, and once he starts talking to abby he always gets caught up and is nearly late for work nearly every morning
  • instead of andrew being on drugs and whacking neil in the stomach with a racquet when they first meet, andrew is actually like. 9 pixie sticks deep and he hit neil with a whiffle ball bat
  • matt isn’t covered in track marks, they’re just stickers that he covers himself with daily (dan thinks it’s lovely)
  • dan is just that one kid who will not keep her dress on (theres always one)
  • matt chases dan on the playground until he clues in that that’s not the best way to tell your crush you like her
  • then they get married by the swingset
  • instead of going through a bunch of different identities, sometimes neil just decides he wants to go by a different name because you know. five year olds.
  • and andrew first allowed neil to talk to him when neil was “neil” but then neil was like nope dad says i have to go by my real name now i’m nathaniel and andrew was like excuse u i told neil to stay
  • allison is the one that gets into her mother’s makeup when she’s not looking and wears it to school because she would raise hell if her mom tried to scrub it off her
  • she’s the most fashionable second grader around
  • abby puts andrew next to renee in the seating chart in hopes that she’ll be a good influence on him
  • plot twist, it worked
  • before the seating change, aaron and andrew sat next to each other and endlessly passed notes
  • abby takes them up once and they’re in some godforsaken coded children’s language
  • (really they’re mostly just insults and rude drawings of each other)
  • nicky is that kid that always starts a food fight
  • neil uses this as an excuse to get riko in the back of the head with mashed potatoes
  • (he blames it on kevin because he’s a hellion)

anonymous asked:

IF they're going to animate the uprising arc one day. They're gonna draw the tiny part where Levi sits on Eren's bed right? I hope they don't make him sit nowhere else.

Oh, they better not change that! It’s one of my favorite moments.

It takes place after a long (and hilarious) day of experiments. Eren transforms several times until he reaches his limit, and then he sleeps for a whole day. When he wakes up, Levi is sitting on his bed. It doesn’t last much, because during the conversation Levi turns around, and goes to sit on the other bed, so he can speak to him face to face. But hey, it did happen!

This scene is also a favorite of mine because it contains one of the best Levi moments, too. He starts explaining how bad it is that Eren couldn’t harden, and that they were dissapointed because of it, and when Mikasa tries to defend Eren, Levi says this:

He’s not saying it’s Eren’s fault, he’s just being an asshole because he thinks complaining about it it’s a necessary step. Well, we know Levi’s not always the best at communicating :P.

Thankfully, Hange is there to help:

Was he actually trying to cheer him up the whole time…? Good job Levi… haha.

I would be upset if they change all of this when animated, of course. Honestly, I already wasn’t ok with the changes on episode 28 (especially because we barely have scenes with them together this season, so it stings more because of that).

Also this moment was very loved by the fandom, I remember people writing fics and headcanons, about Levi being there the whole night, taking care of him, just waiting for him to wake up… (〃ω〃).

But well, we can’t know what the anime team will do. I can’t say for sure that they won’t change anything, because it’s happened before with other characters (if I remember correctly, Armin was sitting on Eren’s bed in another scene in the manga, and this was removed in the anime). 

But right now I don’t see any particular reason why they would need to change this scene, so for the moment I will keep being hopeful, and looking forward to seeing Levi sitting on Eren’s bed in animated form one day ♡.

nursey week day 1 - silence

Nursey hadn’t prepared for how weird this would feel. He only played with Jack for one year, after all. He shouldn’t be that weirded out by seeing him across the ice during warm-ups. He is, though, and he’s not quite sure why. Maybe it’s because Jack was his first real captain, or maybe Jack had pretty much become synonymous with NHL for Nursey these past three years. Like playing Jack makes it official, like he’s really in the big leagues now.

He’s more nervous than he’d like to admit.

Jack talks to him a little during warm-ups, both of them standing at center ice. It’s mostly terrible chirps on Jack’s end and then a weird, tense moment where Jack had said “Welcome to the show, Nursey,” and patted him on the back and Nursey had to remember that he’s not supposed to cry on the ice, especially before the game even starts.

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Dating Reggie Mantle Would Include...

Warnings: sexual mentions and flufffff   Requested by Anon 

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Originally posted by soph049

Tickle fights

  • Reggie and you were the silly couple, despite him being a jock and wanting to be serious you just brought out the silly side of him. He couldn’t quite help but come up behind you and make you jump by attacking your sides with tickles, especially after he found out just how ticklish you were one night by accident.

Forehead kisses

  • He wasn’t just silly but was a sweetheart. Honestly, with you he would melt away his touch jock exterior and treat you as his damn princess. Forehead was his way of showing he was there and how much he cared when people were around. He was certainly a fan of PDA but these gentle kisses meant more than all of that.

Making each other smile

  • Reggie did everything he could to see you smile but all he needed to do was turn up and you were the happiest girl there could be. The simplest things could make Reggie smile, your smile would light up his world and your laugh made him grin like he Cheshire cat especially when he was the reason behind it.

Tight hugs and cuddles

  • Reggie was a big toughie but his cuddles were the comfiest and safest you had ever known. He was, deep down, a little insecure and you were his anchor to reality. He loved nothing more than when going to sleep, holding you in his arms tightly and burying his face in your neck keeping you as close as possible.

Getting lost in their eyes

  • Reggie’s eyes were like home to you. Whenever you felt panicked, all you had to do was look into them an you were instantly calmed. He was so, so sweet and every night, before falling asleep beside you he would gaze into your eyes, calming himself down and once again anchoring himself down.

Puppy dog eyes

  • You were a little stubborn with Reggie you had to admit, he was a little too used to getting what he wanted so you liked to tease him a little, saying no on purpose just for him to pull out the puppy dog eyes and completely melt your heart meaning in the end, once again getting his own way very easily.

Always holding hands

  • Reggie liked to show off that you were his and that meant waltzing into school every morning holding your hand and smiling proudly. He was so proud that you were his that he had absolutely no shame in showing you off to everyone he could, especially after football matches when he was walking off the field after a win, showing who his true cheerleader was 

Showering together

  • Reggie was absolutely gorgeous and there was no sight you thoroughly enjoyed more than of him in the shower with water rippling over his abs and his smirk as he checks you out too. You would be lying if you said that your shower times didn’t end up in other activities but sometimes, on occasion you two would just chill, being together fully and just embracing one another.

Lots of sex

  • Okay so, Reggie is just another sex god. Lets face it, Reggie would know everything about how to pleasure you entirely. Just saying, Reggie would be able to work wonders with his tongue. He could easily leave you begging and panting, gripping the sheets. The worst is when he would turn you on in school, normally pulling you into the empty boys locker room and having his way with you just enough to leave him flustered.

Buying  you gifts

  • Reggie love to treat you  like the princess you are. That means     jewellery, chocolates, teddies the cliché things and the most cliché thing     of all, but be far the cutest, would be when he walked into school with     his signature smirk straight into the canteen and surprised you with a     bouquet of roses for no reason except that he loved you.

Making you blush

  • Reggie had a habit of embarrassing you on occasion. Not over anything too serious but the worst is when someone may make a comment about your sex life and he will happily feed the conversation praising you and your ‘abilities’ but making you blush furiously. Another time is when he would be on the football field and will remove his shirt winking at you and pulling you into him, often kissing you in the process and showing you off.

Tracing his abs

  • Whether in the shower, or just cuddling or after sex, you loved tracing your fingers over his abs. Marvelling over how bloody wonderful your boyfriend was  and how godlike he was to you. He found it funny how it chilled you out and it would normally end in him taking your hand carefully and placing light kisses to it. You found it hilarious when every so often you would tickle him, making him laugh and try and gently smack your hand away.

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The One With the Nap Partners

Summary: Peter Parker x Reader. Request…

A/N: Okay this was my first ever Spider-Man/Peter Parker request and I was so happy to receive it so thank you so much! I did not expect the reactions I got for my last series and I’m super excited to write more about my fav cinnamon roll peter. Also sorry but I had no idea how to end this so it’s not the best ending, if you want me to carry it on let me know maybe idk?

Length: 1.1k words

Warnings: ever so slight mentions of sexy stuff?

“Okay, what did you get for number five?”

Peter snapped his head towards you, a glazed look on his face leftover from his daydream, looking like a deer caught in headlights. You noticed his stricken expression and sighed.

“Peter, are you even playing attention?”

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hey-therejuliet  asked:

Your blog is simply amazing. I've read all of your prompts and godd I didn't think I could love this pairing more but you've made it possible. I was wondering though. Could you write a fic where they don't know what personal space is.. like they're always graviting towards each other but don't realize it until several people point it out. You would make my day like you did today and put so many smiles on my face and I felt really giddy. Love your work so much 💕

Hey, you’re awesome! Thanks so much love! I love this prompt, I could totally see it happening on the show.

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Reaching over to grab a handful of chips out of Betty’s lunch box, Jughead threw his arm over her shoulder, effectively dragging her even tighter against his side.

Kevin elbowed Veronica in the ribs, causing her to turn and raise an eyebrow in annoyance, dramatically throwing his eyes over to the pair he made some sort of quiet noise along the lines of “mmmhmm”

Veronica’s eyes widened at The sight in front of her, Betty leaning into Jughead while his arm was wrapped lazily around her. To anyone else in the world you would think these two were a couple, the level of comfort and intimacy They shared was unbelievable, they didn’t even seem to realize the closeness continuing with their conversations as if nothing was out of the ordinary.

“Strike two.” Kevin whispered into Veronica’s ear with a wicked smile. She returned it and quickly sent a text to the redhead sitting across from her.

VERONICA: Cheryl, you seeing this?

Cheryl’s eyes turned up from the text on her phone, casting a glance to Betty and jughead

CHERYL: this is totes nothing compared to the walk to physics class.

Veronica laughed out loud remembering the hilarious scene she had watched take place.

Betty and jughead couldn’t seem to stop tripping over each other, every time Betty would move right Jughead was right on her heels, stepping on the backs of her flats, if jughead moved to head the opposite way Betty just so happened to be going the other direction causing at least three collisions in the middle of the halls.

She was silently laughing so hard at the memory tears were streaming down her face.

“You okay Ronnie?” Archie said eyeing her watery eyes and reaching a hand out to wipe a stray tear.

“You’re crying!” Betty jumped up knocking jugheads arm right in his face , causing her to break into another fit of uncontrollable giggles.

“I’m fine, I’m fine. I’m just having….spacial issues.” At this she set off Cheryl and Kevin, they were now laughing equally as hard she was.

“Did I miss the joke?” Jughead said confused

Betty raised an eyebrow as the lunch bell went off “apparently I missed it too.”

Everyone stood to head back inside, feeling slightly high from there five minute long laugh fest

“You guys are so weird.” Betty huffed as she grabbed her bag.

Jughead just shook his head, nudging Betty over so he could walk beside her.

As the group walked to their final class of the day, one of the mathletes accidentally shoved Betty into jugheads arms

“Watch where you’re going! I’m sure solving derivatives can wait.” He snarled towards the tiny freshman.“you okay?” he asked, his arms still comfortably holding her from behind

She nodded, resting her head against his chest.

Veronica stared at the pair, looking around at her swooning friends, she had to get to the bottom of this.

“Okay what’s up with you two, it’s like you can’t be apart for more than three minutes and it’s like gravity keeps pushing you two into each other.” She said sassily

Jughead dropped his arms from her waist and Betty stepped away blushing.

“What are you talking about Ronnie?”

“Oh come on guys, everyone can see it except you two, you’re like destined to be close.” Cheryl answered giddily, she loved a good romance.

“Totally agree, like Romeo and Juliet.” Kevin nodded.

Archie laughed “its totally true, I haven’t seen one of you without the other in weeks.”

Jughead was smiling down at Betty now and she looked up at him with a curious smile

“Whaddaya say bets? We can’t let the universe down can we?” He smirked holding his arm out for her to take.

She laughed loudly, sliding her arm into his.

“You’re so right juggie, physics and all that.” Smiling and holding each other close the couple made their way down the hallway, leaving their friends to stare in shock

The silence was broken when Archie mutter d happily

“I ship it.”

Voltron High School Host Club

I was thinking about this last night re-watching Season 2.  Pidge is obviously our Haruhi, but the rest of the characters just don’t match up 100% so some things need shaking up.  here are my thoughts.

-Allura could be the founder of the club and its charismatic “princess”, but less airheaded than tamaki obvs.  I say this with love.  consider: she’s the reason the voltron team came together in the first place.  I think it’s appropriate.  and as an added bonus, you get Allura being a charming host to all genders!

-(Lance wants really bad to be a player and a possibly a leader but since he isn’t either of those, I’m sticking with Allura)

-side note: I’m kinda meh on shipping as a whole tho so I’m not really interested in carrying over parallel relationship stuff from OHSHC to this crossover/au thing?

-Shiro doesn’t quite fit “the cool, wild type” but he’s the closest thing we’ve got to a Mori and obviously he has his own appeal.  also he’s now apparently a high schooler?  idk, everyone is high schoolers now.  you heard it here first.

-I guess we could also age down Coran but I think it’s more likely he’s the club butler (or just Allura’s personal butler), so…

-no Hani equivalent but that’s fine with me tbh.  I like Hani but…yeah, don’t think we have or need a Voltron character to parallel that whole dynamic.

-unless it’s a horribly hilarious subversion with Slav

-again, not a shipper, but in the place of Hikaru and Kaoru’s weird play-acted(?) “forbidden love” appeal (never my favorite thing anyway) you could always just…use Keith and Lance’s apparently-irresistible animosity instead?  just tsundere it up.  idk.  this one’s weird but it makes me laugh, mainly because I like the idea of the club guests acting like the fandom.

-alternately I know they have their own individual appeal–Keith’s tough-yet-vulnerable loner attitude, Lance’s special brand of charm based around corny pickup lines and fun-loving personality, they could totally rock it solo.

-Hunk is of course the only one without any clear parallels to make, b/c you don’t really…find characters like him portrayed as appealing in manga, for the most part?  or anywhere.  but WE’RE GONNA CHANGE THAT.  Hunk’s appeal comes from his strength, his kind nature, and his baking skills.  I guess he’s like…the husband-type??? is that a thing??? it is now.

-I had more thoughts than I expected!  I’m sure someone will turn up to suggest I shuffle the roles around some way, anyway, so who knows what will stick.