Aries: Jennifer // Super aggressive soccer-mom who always wears neon-colored tracksuites // Tries super hard to be the mom everybody likes // “That bitch Carol thinks her snicker-doodles are the best? Well she’s got another thing coming
Taurus: Barbara // All her instagram posts involve her watching Real Housewives with a glass of wine // Does not know how to properly use emojis and abbrevations when they text // “I’m not saying I’m always right, but you sure as hell aren’t either, Courtney"
Gemini: Bridgette // Won prom-queen when she was in highschool and won’t let anyone forget it // Really surprised and dismayed her sugar daddy 90-y/o husband hasn’t died yet // "I could buy all the counterfeit bags on the streets of New York and they still wouldn’t be as fake as you are, Jennifer”
Cancer: Beatrice // Cries after every time she watches Dirty Dancing // Attempts offering her new neighbors shitty homemade cookies // “Oh son, don’t hang out with Barbara’s kids you’ll end up a druggy”
Leo: Patricia // Sour as hell since 6th grade when she got 2nd place to Bridgette in a beauty pageant // Will walk into a Spanish restaurant and say “Bonjour, Bitches” // “Listen up honey, you better step up your dick game or I’m cheating on you with Veronica’s husband, Chad”
Virgo: Alice // Hosts ‘Vegan Wednesdays’ in her house // Has a ‘world’s best mom’ bumper sticker on her mini-van // “Oh hey Kids! You know I’m the HIP mom who whips fleeks with the nae naes :)”
Libra: Stephanie // Calls for her child from her room to fetch her something that’s literally right next to her // Hot Single mom who has like 12 sugar daddies on speed dial // “It’s Stephanie, pronounced as in Gwen Stefani”
Scorpio: Veronica // Forces their child to start playing the piano or violin by 3 // Has an emotional breakdown, absolutely confused as to why their child doesn’t tell them anything (when every time they do, she lectures them) // “I just don’t understand where i went wrong, how could his GPA sink from a 4.6 to a 4.57?”
Sagittarius: Caitlyn // Constantly reminds people that it’s “Caitlyn with a C” // Constantly wears Prada and Dolce & Gabbana to remind everyone she has more money than them // “I don’t give a fuck about what Alice thinks, she probably hasn’t had sex in such a long time cobwebs have formed in her vagina”
Capricorn: Courtney // The one who, instead of naming her child “Michaela”, names her “Michkaeighlaugh” instead // Adamantly believes that weed is still a drug // “I don’t care what Caitlyn is saying! More than a ½ teaspoon of salt and this chicken will just be too spicy”
Aquarius: Vicky // For some odd reason stopped aging after 25 // Super into witchcraft and tarot reading and astrology, uses it as a way to justify everything // “Wow my child’s being such an ass because apparently I’m ‘relating everything to astrology’. Typical Capricorn Moon in 27 degrees to be a skeptic”
Pisces: Tiffany // Impulse buyer and big spender, will “accidentally” spend 500$ in a single sitting // has a “Treat Yo-Self” day for doing the absolute bare minimum // “I only have money for either buying food for my kids or this really cute jacket … it’s ok they can starve for the week”
SO guys i have over 4,000 followers!! (yikes) And I was like, I want to celebrate but Idk what the hell to do. Remember when I said I was gonna do a Duke contest? Well I’m doing a Jason one instead cause my Jason design is my signature thing(and what got me to my first 1000) Details under the cut!!!-
Jiminie’s study! #1 LET THE BTS SPAM BEGIN ╭( ･ㅂ･)و I still didn’t figure how I want to draw JiMin (also I’m still not confident with my flat colors), so i’ve doing studies about him and the rest of BTS of course, and honestly It’s so hard drawing real people, because I have to mix they looks and my style, and AH~, I’m tired but I’ll work harder, I promise, all for my boys, I also want to improve because I want to make comics (YES MORE COMICS ANTICIPATE THEM BECAUSE THE SHiP HELL IS COMING) and more draws about them, pray for me ashfsafhsah Hope you like it! with some luck I’ll upload this week again Take care and eat well! Lots of love, Coco <3
Idk if im 100 on the design or colors but i wanted to complete it so YA
he’s a BIG OL BOY that transforms into a F-117 Nighthawk, which are notorious for being hard to fly but very stealthy
So he’s constantly accidentally sneaking up on people even though he’s HUGE, but at the same time he’s clumsy as hell…he breaks a lot of things on the Nemesis. Sometimes seems a little too bot-please-y t make a good decepticon, but he tries his best and that’s all that matters.
PS - U can’t see them but his denta are p jagged and jacked up bc of his penchant for running face first into door frames.
when they’re laying next to each other, not really talking, blitz will trace shapes on the backs of hearthstone’s hands because the elf finds it soothing
blitz will pull hearth towards him by both ends of his scarf and give him a sweet kiss just for the hell of it
blitzen’s best becomes well-known among boston’s deaf and hard-of-hearing community for its accepting staff and excellent sense of style
hearthstone lets blitz make different scarves for him so long as they’re still red and white. it’s supposed to be challenging because there’s not much you can do with two colors and one long piece of fabric, but blitz clearly knows what he’s doing
they continue to mother the hell out of magnus every moment they get because, well, it’s mostly out of habit these days.
hearth does all the cooking. he’s just better with the smells and measuring making everything taste amazing. the only problem is that he can’t hear the fire alarm go off (which doesn’t happen too often, thank the gods).
one night, after closing late at blitzen’s best, it starts raining while they’re walking down the street. they share a kiss and then blitz decides to teach hearth how to waltz.
he stumbles a bit and doesn’t quite know what he’s doing, but blitz takes the lead and, with a little guidance, he’s able to follow blitz without once looking at his feet