this was gonna be a different kind of edit but after seeing how it turned out it was a no

Pink Floyd

Originally posted by riverdaleselite

A/N: I’M BACK… and so soon as well. Enjoy, beautiful (yes, I’m talking to you).

Request:  Hi honey ! <3 I was wondering if you could write an imagine, where Jughead always sees a little girl in Pop’s, she eats ice cream or drink milkshakes after school, and she is really talkatvive, annoys him a lot, but she reminds him so much of Jellybean so he never was mean to her, only in playful way, and when he find out, that she has a cute older sister at his age (reader) he likes her even more ? ^^

Word Count: 1,913

Warnings: None

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7 Seconds To Say Yes

i was very emotional in making this and i tried to capture the overwhelming emotion in this through my writing, so here’s a nice fluffy one shot ;)

summary: the most important 7 seconds of dan’s life caught on camera

warning: g for gay, feels, maybe improper tenses as i usually write past tense and might have messed up whoops

genre: fluff

word count: 1,446

Sometimes people ask me if it’s weird to have so much of my life on the internet for everybody to see. I always say that I don’t mind, as some of my happiest moments have been documented for the internet to see, and I wouldn’t want to ever lose those moments. The internet has done so much for me, it’s only fair that I let people see into my glamorous life for a few minutes. Everybody eats the answer up, and, while it’s mostly true, that isn’t the reason that I don’t mind.

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I Though I Was Coming With a Flu [edited]

Characters/Pairing: Dean x Fem!Reader, Sam, Dr. Blaze (OC)

word count: 2k

Warnings: Bit of angst, fluff, lots of it, unexpected pregnancy!!!

A/N: This is and old story among the firsts pices of SPN fanfiction I ever wrote and posted on Tumblr. Since my brain haven’t been helpful with me and the new stories I have in mind I decided to edit this one. I was about to change the ending a bit, but fuck it. I like it, even if it is dull… Oh, and I’m tagging people.

Anyways this is prompt: ‘The reader was told she was infertile by her doctor a long time ago. She finds out he was wrong when she realizes she’s pregnant… with Dean’s baby.    From “60+ Dean x Pregnant!reader Prompts” that I don’t remember who it was from because I deleted the original post, so sorry!! 


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Originally posted by out-in-the-open


I Thought I Was Coming With a Flu

The cold water felt wonderful against your hot, flushed face, soothing the feverish sensation. You delicately patted the droplets off of your sensitive skin with a soft fluffy towel. Observing in detail your reflection in the mirror, you didn’t recognize the person looking back at you anymore.

Dark circles around your eyes,cheeks shrunk to half it’s normal size- displaying the cheekbones through thin, pale skin - It’s been, what two, three weeks since you started to feel sick… you didn’t keep count anymore. Your neck looked longer and thinner, not to mention that you’d lost at least 20 lb and all of your jeans were baggy now, even your sweats started to slide down your hip.

You carded your fingers through your dirty hair, moving  it to the side and contemplated your languid face once more before rinsing your mouth with the last of mouthwash; what was the point on brushing your teeth if you were going to throw up again in like 20 minutes?

You made your way down the hall to the kitchen, stopping once or twice to catch your breath; you couldn’t be off bed for more than a few minutes without feeling like you were going to faint. You finally reached your destination and laid against the doorframe, to regain your composure and were immediately greeted by the worried looks of the Winchester brothers.

“Morning to you too,” you said in a sarcastic tone.

“Hi,” they said in the unison.

“Umm… Hun, you know it’s 5 in the afternoon, right?” Dean was getting up so you could seat on his place, even though there were a lot of empty chairs.

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Everybody, just STOP. Stop whatever you are doing and IMAGINE:

Alicia Zimmermann as the retired hockey legend married to Bob Zimmermann semi-famous actor/model.

First, Jack wouldn’t feel as overshadowed. Instead of being compared to his dad, a lot of the guys in the locker would have made fun of him or said crude things about his mom. Jack gets into a lot more fights in this universe, but he is just as talented.

Alicia knows how to nurture that without making him feel that’s the only thing he’s good for.

Alicia and Jack make fun of Bob’s terrible movies. He played a rookie in an 80’s classic cop TV show, and the two of them know the lines by heart. They spend holidays reenacting the worst scenes, and there’s a game where one of them yells strike a pose and do one of his ad campaigns. Alicia wins every time (she takes this very seriously and that’s how she got banned from two different supermarkets).

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anonymous asked:

RFA and unknown with chubby!mc on the beach. Some guys harass her abt being fat in her swimsuit. How does each person react?

HELLO MOD SAERAN HERE :)) *WARNING*: heavy body shaming please read at your own risk, as a chubby person this can trigger >.< so please read at your own risk BUT IF YOU DO JUST KNOW EACH MAN/WOMEN DEFENDS YOU LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL GODDESS YOU ARE!

Zen:

-In exactly two weeks, your boyfriend will have his first day off in months because he started his new movie. After the RFA party, Zen became a bigger name in Korea. He even reached all the way to the United States. For exactly 6 months you and Zen were in Los Angeles, California, filming one of his new movies. You were handling the fame well according to Zen’s eyes but…. he didn’t know that you contemplated leaving him so many times. The reason for that is because you were bullied by fans every day….. from social media….the press…..and his fan letters. Nothing compares to his extreme fan girls because they all made fun of you because you were chubby.

-Before his rise to fame, Zen knew you were insecure of your body and he always reminded you he loved your rolls. He loved grabbing it and kissing it when you guys were intimate *cough fucking cough* so you slowly were learning to love yourself by the help of Zen. However, it wasn’t easy because you were with the most perfect man in the entire universe. He was the head of many Fashion Magazines and was even offered to be a model. He declined the modeling job because he wanted to focus on acting. So you were always the girl who “ was lucky to be with him”. But you learned to hide it well because you didn’t want Zen to worry about you.

-The day finally came and you were hoping he would just want to stay home and relax with you at the house. You heard his footsteps coming closer to you and you were anxious of what he was going to say. “ Baby!! How is my princess” he ran to you hugging you and then picking you up twirling you around. You were always worried about breaking him but he insisted that you were light. “ I’m fine… so where does my Prince Charming want to go on his day off” I giggled while flicking his nose. He smiled and casually said “ let’s go to the beach! I’m in the mood for some waves! I’m going to try surfing again babe! I know.. IT’S NOT GONNA BE LIKE LAST TIME! I will not fall” he laughed while heading towards the closet. You walked after him thinking about why does he WHY the beach. You didn’t want to show your body. People weren’t lying California Girls were beautiful. Sun Kiss skin. Skinny and beautiful. You? Fat. Ugly. Rolls everywhere. Zen notice the change of your face and went to you and grabbed your chin to make him look at him “ if a guy flirts with you I will punch them because you are gorgeous inside and out. I will punch them baby I swear” he brought you closer to him and kissed your forehead gently.

-You guys finally reached the beach and you were wearing a dress swimsuit and Zen was just wearing shorts and a tank top. He looked like one of those Hollister models while you looked like a potato. He held your hand proudly and dragged you so you guys can find a seat. He found an umbrella that was vacant and he got the chairs he was carrying and set everything up. You plopped down the chair and gave a heavy sigh. You were doing okay till you heard a group of guys laughing. “Holy shit EVERYONE LOOK IT’S ZEN AND HIS SHAMOO GIRLFRIEND. I’m surprised you didn’t break the chair sweetie. Next time warn us when you are about to throw yourself !! We are a earthquake state and we don’t want to confuse your falls with an earthquake!!” He was laughing and all his friends were high fiving him. Yo got home and tried running but the sand was slowing you down. “ Awww is the whale having problem running!! You should run more so you can actually look good in a swimsuit” his voice sounded like poison while you fell onto the sand and cried your eyes out.

-You wanted the sand to swallow you up because you can’t believe that Zen even wanted to be with you. “HAHA miss piggy is laughing !! Awww is she to fa-” you heard a body fall onto the sand and heard human flesh being beaten. You turned around and saw Zen rearranging the dudes face. “Don’t you fucking DARE talk about my girlfriend like that. *punch* I am *punch* lucky that she *punch* wants to be *punch* with someone *punch* like *grabs his head and slammed it into the ground* me.” The other friends were starting to run off screaming and Zen was running after his prey. He jumped onto this guy and kicked the air out of him. “ And you wanna be James Franco *kicks* I heard *kicks* your smart remark *kick* that you thought *kick* she deserved *picks him up and throws him to the water* to fucking fall”. The rest of the group were apologizing and left running.

-Zen ran to you with bleeding knuckles helping you up. “Baby I’m so sorry. I’m so fucking sorry those guys hurt you. I’m sorry baby. I’m honored to be your boyfriend. Shit. You are the only one for me I don’t care if you are plus size. Regular size is boring trust me *he gave you a wink* *he hugged you and grabbed onto your ass and smacked it.. hard…* I love that I have more to grab on. Now let’s go wash my baby up so I can eat you” you blushed heavily and left to the car.

Jumin: *NSFW IN THE BEGINNING SORRY*

-Jumin loved everything about you. He loved that you were plus sized. He fucking lived for it. He especially loved it when the two of you were having sex and you sat on his face. He loved being suffocated by your pussy and it juices. From the day he first met you, he loved you. He fucking loved you so much, he would shit talk on designers who didn’t make plus size clothing. He would say it in front of their face. Shit he didn’t give a FUCK. He hired plus size designers to make your clothes and lingerie. If you hated a roll, expect that roll to have hickies and love bites on it. He loved you from the tip of your head to the tip of your toes. Don’t get me started on how he loves that Elizabeth 3rd loves cuddling with you.

-One day he decided to work from home because he wanted to spend time with you and Elizabeth. You were making a big breakfast as always because you cooked for the both of you and the guards. He honestly loved that about you. You were so selfless that you always put yourself last. He just chuckled seeing his employees eating their breakfast nervously because they weren’t use to eating on the clock. However, to ease the situation, you created a system. One group of men would be eating while the other would be outside guarding and then once the men or done eating they will eat. Jumin loved your thinking so he made sure the fridge and cabinets were always in stock. The chef was still employed because you needed help making a big breakfast, lunch and dinner !! When you and Jumin were going out on dates you made sure the chef made food for the guards that were protecting the penthouse. Jumin sweared that each and every passing day he fell more in love with you.

-When he was signing documents and editing them because people can’t tell the difference between Arial and Arial black he overheard you talking to Elizabeth 3rd. “ My lovely Elizabeth…. how I miss the ocean…. I’m not sure if Jumin ever took you near the beach but just hearing the sound of the waves….feeling the wet sand between my toes makes me feel at peace.” You heard her heavily sigh and you heart was about to burst. How can this angel… JESUS Christ. What kind of a man am I for not taking her to a place that she loves. You were about to go to her and ask her for forgiveness until you heard her crying. “ but Elizabeth *meow* the thing is I don’t tell Jumin because I’m ashamed of being next to him in a swimsuit. I’m ugly and fat and he is perfect. He is famous for being rich for crying out loud. Aren’t rich people suppose to be with supermodels and people who are gorgeous, tall, lean, and bright eyes!! I’m fat, ugly, short, with boring eye color.” Jumins heart broke. The guards who were hearing you from the outside were crying. Elizabeth was meowing sadly. The chef who was cleaning his hands in the sink were crying. The whole world was crying. Jumin was going to take you to the fucking ocean even if it means millions of dollars buying out a whole resort with a private beach. GUESS WHAT he did the next min. He bought a fucking resort that had a private beach.

-Jumin was already packing his shit. Jumin was packing your shit. Jumin was packing Elizabeth 3rd Shit. Jumin went outside to the guard and told him to call homes to get their shit pack. He called driver Kim to get the limo ready and to get the jet ready as well. He came to you and told you the news of how he decided to buy a resort and why not use it right now. You hugged him and told him that you were going to get everything ready. You were about to leave for the room but he hugged you from behind and told you that everything was already ready. You told the guards that had to stay :( sorry and that she wishes that they could come along. They fucking loved you. The guards who went along with the chief of security had their bags ready and everything. Because they knew…. they were able to sorta enjoy this mini vacation.

-When you two got there..people were waiting outside to greet the two of you. You guys proceed to head to the presidential suite. You told the guards to take turns sleeping and enjoying the resort. The guards fucking loved you have I mention? They wouldn’t hesitate taking a bullet for you. When you entered the suite you ran to the balcony to look out doors. You were in awe you had to.. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO NOW. You went back inside and Jumin was already in shorts ready to go and he gently threw a swimsuit towards you. You notice it wasn’t your usual dress swimsuit. It was a real bikini one. You looked at Jumin shook. He should know how you feel about this. “You look sexy kitten trust me. It’s going to be only us two it’s a private beach! Please baby pleaaaaseee wear this for daddy ?” He pouted :3 JESUS CHRIST WHEN JUMIN HAN CALLS HIMSELF DADDY WHEN YALL NOT FUCKING IT’S A SERIOUS DEAL. You rolled your eyes and he knew he won >:D.

-You PUT it on and JESUS CHRIST the bikini was beautiful and he went closer to you and wrapped his arns around you tenderly. You flicked his nose “ last one there is going to be submissive” and YOU FUCKING RAN. YOU WERE LIKE RUN FOREST RUN. You ran past some of the guards who were waiting by the elevator “ PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON PLEASE AND STAAALLLL HIM” they loved moments like these >:3. They pushed the button and you pressed the closed door and you saw Jumin running to Stop the door from closing but a guard was like Mr. Han wait she took the stairs. Jumin knew that wasn’t you because who the fuck like taking stairs. He heard you laugh when the door closed and he took the stairs. He went down 13 flights of stairs quickly and then went to the elevator and pressed the button and when it opened you were shook. He was sweaty and had a smirk on his face. When the elevator hit the 1st floor. You pushed him to the far corner of the elevator and ran for it. He obviously caught up to you and picked you up and had you over his shoulder laughing. You two finally reached the beach and he put you down gently and kissed you. He loved seeing you smile because it made him feel warm inside.

-The other guards were patrolling the area to make sure there were no intruders in Mr. Hans resort. You waved at them and they waved back. You ran to the ocean till you heard a group of girls calling for you. You looked around and you saw a group of girls with their boyfriends. You knew they were making fun of you and it hurt so much. “ Wow I didn’t know fat people like you actually have Bikinis made for them. Sweetie 2 piece are only made for us skinny people.” She laughed. “ Yeah whoever told you that you actually looked decent lied to your fucking face because god *he closed his eyes* you would even make a blind man cringe in disgust”. Tears were rolling down your face so quickly. You just wanted to have a good time but this THIS group had to ruin everything. You turned back and you saw mad fucking men. Jumin was giving death glares to the man who was harassing you. The 3 guards on his each side of him was ready to fucking attack because no one messes with you ESPECIALLY CAUSE YOU WERE SO NICE AND LOVING TO THEM. Jumin slowly walked to the guy and looked down on him “ you really think you’re a big shot aren’t you. News flash. You ain’t shit *looked at the female who made fun of you * and you ain’t shit. Now if you would excuse me *HE FUCKING PUNCH THE GUY AND HE WAS K/O WITH ONE FUCKING PUNCH. Jumin had a serious face “ attack now.” THE GUARDS WERE UNLEASHED AND THEY FCKING CHASED AND BEAT DOWN THE OTHER MALES. Jumin picked up you and took you to the ocean. He whispered words of love and care into your ear until you started to believe them again.

Yoosung:

-Yoosung joined the coffee club and he actually participated in every single event :’D. He was amazing at making coffee now thanks to Jaehee help. You loved it because every time you woke up, there was always a different smell lingering throughout the apartment. You loved it but in the beginning it was nasty smells because POOR BABY WAS WAS WAASSS JUST EXPERIMENTING. But after months of patients and LOVE, he became really good at it. For Christmas one year, jaehee bought him a coffee making set and you bought him all the ingredients he needed. He cried so hard because you always believed in him from the very beginning. He always told you that you were his inspiration for trying to make the best coffee in the world.

-So slowly, yoosung was climbing thru the ranks of the coffee club and ended up Vice President :’D. When he was announced that he was chosen to be Vice President, he was being manly and told them that they will always make amazing coffee. When the both of you got home, HE TACKLED YOU AND HUGGED YOU AND CRIED. POOR BABY. Yoosung being Vice President actually made the coffee club more fun because there were always bonding activities. You always refused to go and told him to spend time with his friends and that you were gonna stay home and continue studying. He was hesitant that something was wrong but being the theater major that you are, you convinced him that nothing was wrong :).

-However, you promised him to go to one event and that he better chose it good. You thought he forgot about it but one day he came SCREAMING into the building and you heard him all the way up from the 3rd floor. JESUS he was that loud. “ BAAAABBBBBYYY BAABABBABAYYYYYY I HAVE NEEEWWSS  FOR YOU!!” You heard him singing baby and oh god what is it now. He kicked the door open and he was in flip flops and shorts with an LOL tank top. “ BABE GET READY WE ARE HEADING TO THE BEACH. THIS IS MY EVENT OF CHOOSING LETS GO” He said with a grin. You heard him breathing heavily and you were thinking, did he really ran all the way to the house from campus. Dear god he was serious. You went to the bedroom and changed into your two piece that can be mistaken for a swim dress but it wasn’t. You then put regular clothes over and ready to go face the beach with a fake smile :(. When you were on the club bus to head to the beach he notice that you didn’t have a real smile on your face and he asked what’s wrong and you just shook it off and said nothing that you were worrying about an assignment. HE BLAMED HIMSELF FOR DRAGGING YOU THERE. HE EVEN TOLD YOU HE WILL PRACTICE LINES WITH YOU AND EVERYTHING TO MAKE UP FOR THE SUDDEN ADVENTURE. You gave him one of your famous smiles and he kissed your forehead. If only he knew….

-You guys arrived at the beach and you wanted to just say sitting on the bench. You saw the rest of the members taking of their clothes to be just with their swim suits, running to the ocean. You wish you had the confidence to do that. Yoosung took of his tank top and and was ready to run for it but he saw that you weren’t moving. He went closer to you and you know you had to do it before he started worrying again. You took of the clothes and were just in your swimsuit and his nose started to bleed. He always believed you were a thick goddess made just for him. You cleaned his nose with your shirt. He grabbed your hand and made you run with him. You were starting to enjoy yourself because your boyfriend was laughing and his laugh made you smile. You guys made it to the water and jumped in. You were having a blast till….. “DAMN FAT ASS YOU CAUGHT US OFF GUARD. YOU CREATED AN EXTRA WAVE.” they laughed while pointing at you. Yoosung notice and he looked at you and everything clicked for him.

-”EVERYONE A WHALE IS IN SHORE OH MY GOD EVERYONE BE CAREFUL WE MIGHT GET A TSUNAMI.” The group of jerks continued to laugh. Tears were forming in your eyes and you grabbed yoosung hands and tried dragging him away. He took his hand away from you and you saw his eyes were dark purple. Oh shit. The man as come out. He ran there like a fucking bull and jumped onto the guy and was destroying him. The guys friends were calling 911 because yoosung was going animalistic. The police came and it took 4 officers to get yoosung off the guy. Yoosung was yelling and him and you were crying. You were a mess. You called Jumin because you needed help bailing yoosung out of jail. Jumin picked you up 3 mins after you called him and followed the police car to jail. Before they were going to book him, Jumin put a briefcase down and pushed the button to open it. There was 2 millions dollars in that suitcase and they let yoosung go without booking him. Jumin gave the two of you a ride in his limo back to his apartment and he asked what in the world happened. You told him with tears in your eyes and he looked at yoosung and gave him a smirk. He told him that he was proud. you guys got home and you gave him the biggest hug and told him thank you. He cried.

Jaehee *she is gonna be short*

-You guys were set to go on a date on the beach. She knew your insecurities but she didn’t give a fuck what other people said because she loved you and your thick self. So to make compromise with you because she wanted you to have a good time and be comfortable, it was suppose to happen around 7:30.

-you decided to meet her there because she wanted to go early and prepare everything. She wanted everything to be romantic. So since you knew there were going to be few people there are the beach, you decided to wear a bikini and you wore a dress over it. You were excited to go see the love of your life :’D

-you arrived at the beach and now you were just looking for the tower she texted you to arrive at. You were walking on the sand heading your way over to the tower. Fuck. You saw a group of college students having a bonfire. Shit they are drinking. You start to pick up the pace hoping PRAYING they won’t notice you. Sadly, god was busy taking other people’s request. “HEY DONUT WHY DON’T YOU COME OVER HERE AND LET US ROAST YOUR FATASS”. His other friend “ YEAH I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVE TO USE CURTAIN DRAPES AS CLOTHES” she laughed evilly. God you wanted to cry but you kept walking. But then the bitch who told you about using curtains as clothes followed you calling you names. You wanted it to stop. You wanted to find jaehee. You started to run and the BITCH was running after you calling you names. You kept running faster until you heard a thud behind you. You decided to stop running and you looked back. You saw your girlfriend kicking her fucking ass. She dislocated her shoulder and broke her nose. She got sand and threw it to her face and then Jaehee spit on her.

-She walked over to you and hugged you and kissed your lips gently and then went towards your neck and gave it little nibbles. She loved you for who you are and she kissed you again while gripping your thighs.

Saeyoung: *he is gonna be short as well*

-You guys finally decided to get out of the house for once. You both wanted fresh air and he insisted on going to the beach and you told him no. You wanted to go to the mountains. He told you no. He said beach. You said mountains. But you felt bad because he really wanted to go to the beach and you weren’t going to let your DAMN insecurity keeping you from having a good time. You finally said yes and he grabbed your hips and pulled you towards him for a deep kiss. He gripped your ass and you guys had a quickie. Lol.

-You guys took a shower together a quick one and got ready. You were putting on a swim suit dress and he shakes his head. He made you put on a bikini because he believed that you had the sexiest body ever. You blushed because he looked at you with hunger. You put a shirt and a skirt over it so you can go out in public normal. He got ready as well and it was off to the beach !

-When you guys got there he notice the sand was really hot. Like burning hot and he didn’t want your feet to get blisters. So he told you to hop on his back and that he was going to carry you till you guys got to the squishy sand. He notice that you were hesitating so he just picked you up bridal style and gave you a smirk. He was strolling by the volleyball court and you were nervous. He were hiding your face between your hands. He told you that he wasn’t going to let you fall but oh boy. That was the last thing you were thinking. You notice that two men were laughing and pointing at you and you were guessing your boyfriend didn’t notice. Damn how you wanted him to move faster. WHY WAS HE BEING SO SLOW. “Hey bud!! Red head” one of them yelled. Saeyoung turned around to face them “ yeah what is it?”he said with a blank expression. “ do you need help with carrying the heavy load” his friends were laughing. Saeyoung put you down kissed your foreheads and smiled. He went over and basically made the guy lose 2 teeth. He then looked for his wallet and destroyed everything of his and his family and his friends when you two got home. He left them bankrupt. He put them as felons. You name it he already did it. He wasn’t going to let a fuck boy hurt his goddess shit. You two still HE a nice time at the beach tho C:

Saeran:

-you two were already at the pier. Both of you guys finished your bi weekly appointment of therapy. He was slowly going back into society. You loved him so much. He was in love with you and he believed he owed his life to you. Therapy was always interesting because the session was suppose to be about him but someone he made it about the both of you. So it was like couples therapy. You were annoyed at first but then Saeran said the both of you should become better people. When he notice how much you hate yourself because you categorize yourself as “ fat” he knew he had to change your mind. No matter how many times he called you beautiful, you didn’t pay attention to him.

-That’s when he started talking about your insecurities and how it affects him because he gets so flabbergasted that an angel sent from the heaven above… Hates herself. The therapy was good for each individual but it made the relationship stronger. You guys were able to communicate more and everything. The love was amazing, the sex was phenomenal, the communication was great, life was perfect for him. He started to call saeyoung brother and not idiot brother. Everything was going good C:   

-You guys were eating ice cream on the pier enjoying each other’s presence and the sounds of the wave crashing onto the sand. He looked at you so lovingly as if he was admiring the work of art. “Pecan *YES HE CALLS YOU AFTER AN ICE CREAM FLAVOR* can we go down to the beach?” He said softly. You got up and cleaned your mouth and cleaned his *HE WAS BLUSHING MY POOR HUSBAND* and went your way down to the beach.

-You took off your sandals and he took of his shoes and rolled up pants. You were wearing shorts so you were good. You guys strolled down the whole beach with the water reaching up to your ankles. You felt so happy. So truly happy. You saw this old couple and you asked if they were nice enough to take pictures for they both of you and they happily obliged. You guys had a little photo shoot and each and every single picture was of the both of you smiling and kissing. The couple prayed that you will last until the both of you reached the heaven above. Everything was perfect. Until you saw a man pointing at you and laughing. He came closer and you were waiting for him to say something mean. You closed your eyes waiting to hear the poison entering your brain. But. Nothing. FUCKING. Happened. You opened your eyes and saw the guy looking a bit nervous. He then proceeded to tell you that you were very beautiful and that you guys look like an amazing couple. He then ran off and you looked at Saeran and before he could change his facial expression he had his death glare on. Then he changed into a smile and kissed you and smacked your ass lightly. You laughed and he did too and you continue walking with him hand in hand

-SHIT YALL THOUGHT SAERAN WAS GONNA BEAT PEOPLES ASSES. SAERAN DONT BEAT PEOPLE HE KILLS THEM. HE ALREADY MADE THE MAN NERVOUS WITH JUST HIS STARE. LMAAOO YALL DONT WANT TO MESS WITH SAERAN WHEN IT COMES TO HIS BROTHER, THE RFA, ICE CREAM, OR YOU LMAOOO. IF YALL WANNA DIE, TALK SHIT OR LOOK AT THEM NASTY. SHIIITT. YALL THOUGHT.

Eyes On Me (Pt. IV)

Title: Eyes On Me (Pt. IV)

Pairing: Josh/Reader/Tyler

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Namecalling, Rough Sex, Spanking (but not much), oh, and a Polyamorous relationship HA.

A/N: I had such a hard time writing this, and most of you knew that.  I was just trying to wrap up this fic in a kickass way, and hit a huge mental block when I tried to write it.  THANK GOD for my amazing, beautiful friend Laura who wrote the most of the smut in this story.  She is amazing and I don’t know what I’d do without her, she gets me through more than y’all know. Her tumblr is @joshdunslipring so make sure to follow her and read every one of her fics twice because they are so GOOD.  Enjoy Kids!!! Also, sidebar, please be old enough to read this, all of the stuff I write is NSFW, so if you’re younger shield your eyes or don’t tell me that you read it bc I couldn’t live with myself if I knew I was supplying middle school age kids with erotic fiction.  MMMK this is the final part and it gets pretty wild, so enjoy!

**EDIT**
Here are the links for earlier parts of Eyes On Me

Eyes On Me (Pt. I)

Eyes On Me (Pt. II)

Eyes On Me (Pt. III)


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You Deserve Better-Ethan Nestor

Pairing: Ethan Nestor x Reader
Description: Reader’s boyfriend is abusive and Ethan’s thinking he’s ready to get shit stomped
Requested: 38, 81, and 84 for Ethan? I love your writing btw
Send me numbers and I’ll write imagines with THIS dialogue list!
Warnings: Domestic abuse, domestic abuse mentions, angst

As alsways, the fic for Ethan will be under the cut, and the warnings are above. If you feel this piece will be harmful to your health or triggering in any way, please skip it, and if you’re Ethan, skIP THIS THANKS K BYE LOVE U

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[The truth behind Asian Media and Entertainments]

Hello guys. Long time no see haha x But now I’m back with a fresh material.

Not really an analysis about ChanBaek but it directly touches them too.

So, many fans ask me about relationships announced by the companies, mostly by SM Entertainment and I’ve always answered that those are practically stunts or cover ups for this or that issue.

Today, I was reading a really interesting interview and wanted to share with you all as well; the one who answered the questions works under one of the Asian Entertainment companies as well. From her answers I concluded that she’s probably a long time trainee, staff manager or maybe PR manager. As she just answers, without revealing her idientity, nationality or any other personal information, I think we can be sure of this article which touches not only the issue mentioned above, but also things like idol’s behaviour and image on stage, what are they allowed/what not, and so on.

Lets go~

1 Question; Is everything scripted? What idols say on interviews are scripted?

Answer: Not all the time. Expected and general questions are usually half scripted; half scripted because we only say the gist of what they have to say, we don’t require them to memorize everything, of course. This is for PR (public relations) purposes. It’s for their image and the image of the company. The artists know it anyway, that they have to keep their reputation good no matter what. Also, it’s the company’s decision if the artist will have to keep quiet about a certain topic.

2 Question: Are idols really packaged? Aren’t they showing their true personalities?

Answer: Not all the time.We only do this to artists who are considered important for the company, or the company’s favorites. One example is this actor-singer under our company, we debuted him with a manly image, a lady’s man type (because he really is handsome and looks manly). But in real life, he’s actually gay. There were scandals about him being gay because he was caught two times (he’s so stubborn about going out at night, I’ll talk about this later), 1st; with another actor of the same company, 2nd; with a male singer from the same company, but our company remained silent about it (it’s actually a strategy as well; keeping silent about scandals, because we refrain from talking about it, then people will forget about it eventually).

So the company continued on giving him projects as if no scandal has ever happened. The journalist who reported both incidents later apologized in public, she/he received a lot of hate actaully because the public really loves this guy whom they truly believe is straight. There’s also this one singer whom we debuted as a ‘’sexy-type’’ lady. But she’s actually the girly and shy type in real life.

3 Question: Does the company have control over everything involving the artist?

Answer: Basically yes, since the artist has to ask permission before doing anyting that company didn’t ask them to do. Like, even if the artist has free time, they still have to ask for permission if they can have a vacation on a certain place, or if they can hang out with this person. There are artists who are stubborn about asking for permissions actually, they sneak in and do what they want. Because of their stubborness, scandals may arise (it happened with a few artists actually, like I mentioned earlier). If that artist is very important for the company, we still keep him/her even if he/she is very stubborn. But of course, we will warn him/her, but we will offer some benefits for them to obey and stay with the company. If the artist is not so important, we will have to ask him/her the question ‘’This or the company/contract/career?’’

So yeah, company’s favorites are pretty much treated very differently than the others.

4 Question; Is fake dating really a thing/marketing strategy?

Answer: Yes. If we see that a lot of people love seeing them together, then we will show what the public wants to see. But we mostly do this to create hype for both artists and their future activities, and of course, the profit that the company can get from it. How about the fans who would be brokenhearted?This will be bad for both artists. Honestly and unfortunetly, the company doesn’t care. It’s true that we consider all publicity, as good publicity. We actually have this phrase: success from scandal. After the scandal (any kind of scandal) arose, we will not bring that up ever again. We’ll continue giving the artist their activities to still promote them and proceed as if nothing happened. This is very effective actaully.

5 Question: But why would they do this? They’re already famous, right?

Answer: Because we only use the ‘’reporting/confirming a fake relationship strategy’’ for artists who are already famous. We will never get the attention we want if we suddenly report that there are two not-so-famous artists dating.

In conclusion: here’s a famous saying. ‘’truth is stronger than fiction’’ which is true in so many different cases. Remember that NOT EVERYTHING shown is TRUE especially about celebrities who are under a contract with very big companies and agencies. We will never truly know the full truth about these artists, especially their true feelings, personalities, relationships, sexuality and their private life. As for BaekYeon and KaiStal and others, as the Chinese insider info was posted and confirmed in 2012, stated they were practiced in the entertainment industry, there’s a high possibility that the couples are fake.

There’s also possibility that they’re real and SM just took advantage of it, but it’s less likely. But we will never know if they actaully felt something for each other or not. Maybe they did fall in love with each other, or are single, maybe they actually have other romantic relationships that the public doesn’t know. Once again, I have nothing against SM, any people, any ships. The sole purpose of this is to be eye opener for those who aren’t familiar with the media and entertainment industry in Asia. I’m not claiming that everything I said is hundred percent evident and true in all of the companies, but everything I said is a common practice in Asia and is true os my country and our company. What I said is true and is based on my experiences. I didn’t include links, pictures, other proofs because I don’t want to give in my idientity, nationality and the company I work in. I’m a lazy but a busy person, I wouldn’t waste my free time writing this if they were all lies. But I know there are still people who will choose not to believe, but who am I to force you? Just remember that media and entertainment industry is very manipulative. Don’t let the media control and fool you. There are many studies, research and theories regarding the media and its efforts on the public (when I was in college, we memorized a lot of theories regarding media and its effects, just search about it if you’re interested, you’ll understand media even more. And even though media has negative effect on the public, they will still continue with their doings. Because it’s business. It’s the industry. It involves money.


-Credits to the owner-

Translate from Korean language to English by: yeolspuppy

Grammar edition and correction by: yeolspuppy 

So guys, this is it. I’ve mentioned this all many times and I hope at least now you’ll understand that not everything you see on your screens is true. Because it’s showbiz,

SHOWbiz SHOW + BUSINESS = a dirty industrial field where wealthy people that own this or that company and agency use idols in their own interests, control them, and keep the artists as money creating machines. SHOW and DO A BUSINESS. The word itself says it all, don’t you think so? They show what you are eager to see and in conclusion, they earn money. This is not a place for feelings, for emotions. SM Entertainment, YG Entertainment….. Exactly.

E N T E R T A I N M E N T. 

These people working under such big companies try hard and work their asses off every day to make a show, to entertain all your fantasies about your idol, to make useless merch with this or that popular idol’s/group’s name, just to make fans buy it. Scandals as well. Attention is what they need.

So tell me, what could catch your attention more than scandals and rumors that involve your favorite idol? I’ve said it a lot and gonna repeat it now too; as you see the relationships that are revealed by a company are nothing more but stunts. They pop out to trigger fans, to make them furious. That’s how a certain agency balances the popularity and the ratings of a certain idol.

It’s like: They talk a shit about the artist? They are furious, they are interested? = they remember the artist. The artist is needed. The artist is still able to attract people and help the company to get money. 

As long as this strategy works and the artist is popular among people, the company puts all the efforts to “sell” his image. When it stops working, because the certain artist already old, the concerts are less, the profit goes down, they just throw him/her away as well used handkerchief.

This is one of the biggest reasons why suicide, self harming, narcotics and drug overdose is widely spread among the popular artists and idols. We all are human and not everyone can be strong enough to go through all of this difficulties and stay in his mind.


As I started the article, I’ve mentioned that this all directly touches ChanBaek too because they’re idols as well and everything said above revolves around them too. Baekhyun already went through one scandal, which as we can conclude was fake publicity-stunt as well, and it’s not impossible that Chanyeol or any other EXO member (solo idols, artists, members of other groups) can be involved in that kind of scandal in future too. 

Of course, it might not happen, but better be aware and not be surprised or hurt. 

Remember, that it’s only for the media.

Don’t turn away from your idol, it’s hard for him to participate in it too, it’s hard for him to hurt you and disappoint you too. Instead, give him support and believe in what YOU see and YOU analyze, not in what the media and the companies feed you.

Remember, that it’s showbiz, where everything they do is kind of performance, a theater, where the actors are, sadly, your idols.

Remember, that relationships are real ONLY if the idols talked about it at least ONCE too, not only their agency.

Remember to have your OWN beliefs and follow them. The company doesn’t reveal your idol’s sexuality, but

Remember that not everyone can be straight and fit in your standards. I know most of my readers are ChanBaek shippers, so please guys;

Don’t leave the fandom if you see something that you don’t like.

Don’t jump into conclusions, no matter what you hear.

Don’t turn you back away, if ever any scandal happens with them, because then they’ll need us most. It’s okay to have doubts, but remember that your doubts are YOUR doubts and they don’t define reality. Love and believe regardless of the situation :)

With love, Lil (yeolspuppy) xx.


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Doped Up (Ethan x Reader)

Summary: Request from anon: “Could you write something based off of the twins video when they had their wisdom teeth removed and their girlfriend tags along? Maybe you could write one for each twin?“
Word Count: 1,656
Warnings: None, just Ethan naming boobs and being emotional.
A/N: I couldn’t wait to write this, it was just way too funny. I rewrote it a bit, so it won’t be exactly like the real video. Hope you like Ethan’s version! xx


“And… recording.” You said as you hit the button, pointing the camera at Grayson. He grinned from where he was sitting in the waiting room, bouncing his knee up and down in anticipation.

“Dude, Ethan is gonna be so far gone,” Gray said to the camera and you laughed quietly in response. “I can’t wait.”

“Do you think he’ll be worse than you were?” You asked curiously.

“I have no idea, I feel like he will be.”

His eyes were shining in excitement and he had a smile on his face. That face had been stuck on his face since you had picked them up this morning, never faltering as you vlogged the way over to the office. Ethan had been a bundle of nerves, expressing his fear of saying something that he’d regret. But you had quickly reassured him that whatever bad thing he said would be edited out, glaring at Grayson who was laughing.

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Hands Covered in Paint // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: family fluff, parent!phan

Words: 2.1k

Relationship Status: married

Warnings: none

Summary: It is just Dan and his son, Winnie, home today, so the two decide to do some finger-painting for Phil.

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anonymous asked:

wait... Dan will change his name in the new video? Where did you get this Information from? I''m confused ._.

Why are you thinking Dan might change his username? Have I missed something?

little clues and hints that were still pretty damn obvious from dan himself, much like the ones he dropped about the move. full breakdown below, but forgive me bc i’m going to be copy pasting from some posts i’ve done on this topic a while ago (so if you’ve been here for a couple months you may already have seen most of this): 

first, in his 2/7 live show, dan broaches the topic of regretting his user name and wanting to change it two separate times. at 44:02 he wraps up a story about how people have been misspelling it and then says: “it’s the worst. it just makes me hate everything. i’m like okay i know a whole important funny ironic part of my story is that this was my yt account when i was 13 and i just kind of kept it or whatever and .. same time i really regret that—you know people, everybody has used the youtube feature where you can just change the display name to something so i feel like i should just do that at some point … you can just change the display thing like—so I should at some point when i can be bothered.” this is the first time he explicitly mentions regretting dinof as a user name and wanting to change it. he then repeats it at 57:53, when someone compliments his tumblr queue and he says he needs to change his layout which he says is an item on “dan’s long list of 2017 changes. right up there with danisnotonfire.” so again. he explicitly stated TWICE that he wants to change his youtube name and that it’s on his list of things to do in 2017.

the following week, during his 2/14 live show, he mentions a new video idea for a danisnotonfire video for the first time at 44:51. he says “i have an idea for what my next one will be. i don’t know–i’m trying–i’m trying to get something like organized so i can like do something and be like, ‘POW, here’s a video.’ and i think it’ll be funny. if you’ve heard me moaning about some things that’s been kinda like an ongoing issue in my professional life, you might have an idea. which could be quite funny. i’m deciding whether to name it something which i think is hilarious but might–some people might be like ‘you motherf–’ but we’ll see …” and then he goes on for a bit about how he should use trashy clickbait titles more.

these instances together are why i and many others assumed that this video idea would be about him wanting to change his youtube user name and make a video about how consistently people fuck up their formatting/spelling of the dinof name. the bit about the idea for naming it something hilarious (which he mentions after a different ramble about how he should use clickbait titles more often) is why i thought he was probably planning on calling this video something like “the end of danisnotonfire.”

THEN in the 2/21 show, dan talks about an important video idea again here, and this time says this about it: “i have a very, very cheeky idea for the next danisnotonfire video, um, which might be a long time coming. especially for the people who watched the–i don’t know. i don’t know if i’m ready. it’s a big deal, and also not, and also quite funny. and that’s another one, if you love cringing and just looking–if you love laughing at my life being turned into a joke  you might enjoy that one. we’ll see, maybe it will be the video after next.”

this is the one where everyone freaked out and thought he could be coming out, and a whole range of other suggestions. while there’s no EXPLICIT confirmation that this latter video idea is the same one as he mentions in the 2/14 show, it just makes the most sense that it’s a continuation of the same concept. “cheeky” because of the clickbait title.  “long time coming” because he’s been complaining about his user name for, like, years. “especially for the people who watched the–” probably was him about to say for ppl who’ve been watching the last few live shows where he hints so heavily at this idea. “a big deal, but not,” because, quite literally, it both is and isn’t a big deal for him to change his user name. “cringing” and “laughing at my life being turned into a joke” because he views people fucking up the user name as intensely cringe-worthy. 

the very next liveshow, however, on 3/7, things get a little bit derailed. dan makes two interesting statements: 

first, when someone asks him at 34:43 about filming for dinof he says: “i was gonna make a video and then i didn’t, so that kind of ruined my plans. and then i decided to do another video so i filmed like half of it, and now i’ve got to do the other half of it and then edit it …”

so he pretty clearly states that an existing video idea (almost certainly the one he’d been talking about for a while) has been pushed to the back burner. for whatever reason, he decided against going through with that video and started filming a second one. we can reasonably conclude that the second one that he had done half of at that point was isg 9, and that the idea he’d been teasing for nearly a month was shelved for the time being. 

a little bit later in this live show, at 36:36, things get even more confusing bc dan is complicated like that. someone in the chat asked him “what about the rebranding video?” and he said: “there is no rebranding vi–. honestly are people still–? rebranding is a meme. there is no rebranding … make it sound so dramatic. everything’s the same. just with more attractive graphic design. but let’s see how many months it takes for me to change my youtube banner …”

confusinggggg. my thoughts about this comment are that dan has a specific understanding of the term “rebranding” and doesn’t think that a change of his user name would constitute a rebranding. dan also perceives that a lot of people misuse this word and therefore seems to dislike using it. he talked about the word being a form of “advanced humor” in this segment of his 12/20 live show last year. he suggests in this clip that the term is supposed to be a joke but too many people misunderstand it to be something a lot more serious like a change in the genre of content he and phil might make. in short, he doesn’t think “branding” or “rebranding” apply to serious things but he feels like a lot of his audience DO think that 2017 is going to bring a serious rebrand, by which he means a change in CONTENT. 

dan is correct in stating that the terms ‘branding’ and also ‘rebranding’ have become incredibly confusing because some people do use those words as a joke (like ‘drop the thicc branding’ even though thicc is obviously nothing to do with their ‘brand’ or their genre of content) and then many people also use it seriously (like phil changing to be more sexual in recent months is him ‘rebranding’ away from his innocent image). 

following in this confusion, a lot of people then also used “rebranding” to apply to this potential user name change even though a user name doesn’t fall into any of the above usages. it’s not a change in content. it’s not a change in persona. it’s not a joke either. it’s just,,, a name change? is that branding? i suppose? but it’s more legitimately “serious business” branding than the term “branding” has actually come to mean to most people including, crucially, dan. this is why every time i’ve talked about this video idea i’ve intentionally tried not to use the term “rebranding” because i don’t think that’s what dan thinks it is and i don’t think the word has a very clear meaning anymore.

so…. in short. i think dan said “there is no rebranding … everything’s the same,” because when he saw that question he got more hung up in the fact that everyone seems to expect some sort of monumental shift in dnp’s content/careers/personas during 2017, and, to his credit, it has meant different things to different people (some people see their new flirtiness as a rebrand. some people think they will make some more serious content changes. some people thought, going into this year, that phil would “drop the amazingphil persona” altogether, whatever that means.) dan probably has seen many posts speculating about these much larger issues and calling them a “rebrand” and got upset that people expect something this dramatically different from them. in that moment, it is possible to me that he didn’t think about “rebranding” as being applicable to dropping his user name. 

therefore, taking all of these comments together and looking at them chronologically i think dan definitely wanted to change his user name and make a video about it, eventually ditched the idea and did isg 9 and the quizzes video bc they were quick and easy to do in the midst of everything else happening in their lives (which we now know was moving and a shit ton of prefilming for dapg for while they were on vacay), and also probably bc he thought it would be fitting to make the user name video his last video in his old room before starting to film in the new place. 

Sick Baby boo - Grayson

Requested - Can you write a Grayson imagine where he wakes up feeling really sick to his stomach and is super upset because he doesn’t like being sick and kinds has a fear of throwing up so he’s super anxious and it makes him worse.

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I walked into the twins apartment and the atmosphere already felt different. It felt more depression and sicken. “Grayson?” I called out. No answer. “Weird.” I mumbled. I dropped my bag on the ground and placed my keys on the table. I took off my coat and headed to Grayson’s room. As I reaches his door I heard a groan than a cough followed. I opened the door and saw him all over the bed. His one foot hanging off the mattress. He was just in with boxers with the ceiling fan on high.

“What did I just walk into?” I asked walking to where Grayson’s face was. As I saw his face my smile faded into a frown. “Baby are you sick?” I questioned. Grayson groaned and turn so that he was now laying on his back. “I’ll take that as a yes. But what’s wrong you look anxious?” I questioned getting on the bed. “Nothing.” He said turning his head away. I sighed and cradled so that I was sitting on his. He turned to me and frowned. “I’m gonna get you sick.” He frowned. “I don’t care Grayson.” I said back. He sighed and placed his hands on my legs.

“What’s wrong Grayson?” I asked. He sighed yet again and turned his head away. “Grayson baby.” I sighed running my hand through his hair. He turned his head back towards me. “I’m scared.” He mumbled. “What?” I questioned. “I’mscared.” He said louder but faster. “Babe speak slow and clear.” I said. He let out a breath. “I’m scared.” I tilted my head. “About?” I asked. “Throwing up… I don’t want to and I’m afraid to.” He let out.

“Babe, why are you scared?” I asked confused. “Because I don’t like the feeling and it just makes me feel even worse.” He frowned. “Babe that’s nothing to be scared of.” I let out a small chuckle. “It’s my fear Y/n.” He frowned even more. I rolled my eyes and leaned down and kissed him. He didn’t kiss back though. He just pushed me babe. “What now?” I questioned. “I don’t want to get you sick Y/n.” He said. “Well I don’t care cause I want to be sick, so you can take care of me.” I smiled. He then smiled also. “I like taking care of you when you’re sick.”

“Exactly now let me kiss you.” I frowned. He chuckled and pulled me back down and kissed my lips. I rolled off Grayson and stood up. ‘Where are you going?” He questioned moving to sit up. “I’m going to make you my grandma’s soup.” I smiled. “Really?!” He asked shocked. I smiled nodding. “I love her soup.” He smiled. “I know you do that’s why I’m going to make it.” I said opening the door and leaving my sick baby in the bedroom. I walked to their kitchen and grabbed out the ingredients I needed to make the soup.

As I was about finished I heard throwing up and frowned. I walked to the bathroom and saw Grayson. “Grayson.” I frowned. “Go away Y/n I don’t want you to see me like this.” He choked up. “Are you crying?” I asked kneeling down and placing my hand on his back. He shook his head. “My fear came true Y/n.” He frowned wiping his mouth. I hugged him from behind and placed my head against his back as I felt him throw up again. I frowned and rubbed circles into his back. “I hate my life.” He mumbled as he flushed the toilet.

“If it makes you feel any better I’m done making the soup.” I said moving away and getting up. He turned to me and got up. “Really?” He asked. “Yes really.” I smiled. He frowned yet again and I saw a tear leave his eye. I walked over to his and wipe it then kissed him. “No more tears baby.” I frowned. “I can’t help it.” He confessed.

“Just eat the goddamn soup I made for you.” I laughed. He cracked a smile but nodded and grabbed onto my hand intertwining our fingers. I brought him to the kitchen and placed the soup in front of him and a spoon. “Soups up.” I smiled. He shook his head and went to eat the soup. He took a bite and smiled innocently and went to continue to eat. As he did we didn’t speak a word. Which I was fine with.

After he finished he pushed the bowl away and smiled at me. “Come here baby.” He said opening his arms. I walked over to him and wrapped my arms around him. “Thank you for making me smile after what happened. I love you a lot. I’ll be sure to return the favor if you know what you mean.” He said. “I love you too daddy.” I smirked pulling away. “So you want it now?” He questioned smirking back. I nodded. “Then let’s go.” 

I hope this is how you want it. Sorry for it being late. If you wanna request make sure you request!!!

Q&A - 2/24/17

Going through some private messages and emails and wanted to share a few, but before that I want to let you all know that I’ll be interviewed by another blogger very soon and I will post the link to that as soon as I can. Hopefully it will have some helpful information for you all. With that being said, let’s get into some questions.

dirtymindseeyoho says.. “You have a lot of good information about hotwifing on your blog, gonna use some of your ideas thanks”

Well dirtymind, thank you for the kind words. It’s great to know that I have support of followers like you afterall, this blog was intended to not only digest my journey to get my wife to have some open sexual experiences, it was meant to help others who have the same fantasies. I also appreciate the followup message you sent;

“I got her to submit to me last night… she actually said I submit to you I will do whatever you want me to and i will let you do what you want to do to me. I am yours. It was so hot and erotic first we were just playing around I told her to get on her knees then suck my dick and then I told her I have always wanted to slightly control her in the bedroom and I asked her how she would feel about that so then she proceeded to give me one of the best cock sucking I  ever had.  And then I made her beg me to let her come and I did that with my fingers”

Now some of  you might be thinking “what does that have to do with hotwifing?” and the answer is that if you can be open and honest with EACH OTHER sexually then you can openly discuss your fantasies without fear of being rejected or viewed differently in the eyes of your spouse.

jonesalley38 says.. “Hello I’m trying to get my fiancé into the bdsm lifestyle but she’s extremely strong willed and prudish woman but the other night when we had sex I tried something new, I was sucking and pulling on her tits I decided to choke her, the next thing I knew she was guiding my hand between her legs I never knew her clit could be that swollen or pussy so wet. I at that moment realized that the only thing would be better than this moment is watching another man doing these things to her, I’m I wrong for thinking this way?”

Jones, I’m going to share with this group exactly what I said to you in our private chat. You’re absolutely NOT wrong for thinking like this. This is YOUR fantasy. It’s a feeling that turns you on, and it may or may not be something you can even control. HOWEVER, you need to be open with your fiancee and COMPLETELY honest with her. You can’t just say “hey I want you to have sex with another man”. From personal experience with my wife, who is the same as your fiancee with her strong willed and somewhat prudish mentality, you HAVE TO explain everything and hold nothing back. She has to know how sexy you think she is, and how much you love and trust her, and that will translate into her realizing that you’re not trying to trap her into letting you have sex with another woman later on. I’ve found that, at least in my case, if your wife/fiancee/gf has the slightest bit of doubt of your intentions then she’s likely to blow the whole thing off. Just be completely honest, and remember. REASSURANCE IS THE KEY!

And to wrap up this edition of Q&A, I wanted to share a brief conversation I had with a follower that I found to be pretty exciting. At least for him.

eaglesmit1 started out by saying .. “I’m freaking out! I just sent my new hotwife, (married for 30 years but new to this), out on her first date!”

howtotrainyourhotwifeYeah? Write me and let me know how it goes! I’d love to share your story. Good or bad

eaglesmit1 “Wanted to let you know that I’ll send some details on how it went - but for now: GREAT! Also, my wife and I tend to over-think things so we actually have a written agreement of OUR hotwifing rules. I’ll send that too.

eaglesmit1 “Not too familiar with Tumblr so I guess I can just write you here? Anyway, my wife and I agreed to try hotwifing. The very next day she set up an account on a dating website and found a guy to meet her for lunch. she left, anklet and all, and that was an exciting moment. An hour later she texted saying things were going great and she likes him a lot. After another hour, she asked me to join them - which I did. I found her sitting across from him at the table with her feet up in his lap. He was nervous when he saw me but calmed down once he knew I was ok.with it. He had to leave soon after but she walked him out to his car and was gone for the longest time, (I was so turned on). She came back and said they talked and kissed and he’ll be over Saturday night…”

This is the kind of thing I love to see from my followers, and for those of you who are new to hotwifing, you’re likely not going to tell your wife or significant other that you want her to have sex with another man and have her immediately agree and jump right into it. It will be a LONG and slow journey in most cases, so be patient and don’t rush it. Once you see progress being made, don’t try and push it too fast. If you do, and she becomes scared or annoyed then it could come crashing down on you and she might back off completely! So be patient and take babysteps!

That’s it for this session of Q&A, but keep your questions coming! I’ll do my best to answer them all!

A Little Birdie Told Me So

Prompt: Reader has the ability to manipulate peoples dreams, she uses this to her advantage to tease Ryan but also tell him she likes him. He likes her back.

Warnings: mentions of masterbation, 

Pairing: Female reader x Ryan Haywood

Song: Les Yeux Ouverts by, Emile Claire-Barlow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ov-WwhjeA

Author’s note: Sorry I’ve been away for a while, block and also just really busy and tired. Really tired, for no reason. Whatever, here’s some !Ryan AH AU with female reader. Hope you like it. 

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“Ryan. What do you want to do to me?” Ryan felt himself blush, “What do you mean?” He asked, him sitting on his couch with you sitting next to him. “I mean..” You said, pausing to crawl into his lap, effectively straddling him. “What do you want to do to me?” Ryan felt his face get redder. “I don’t-I?” Ryan tried to talk but couldn’t. You took his hands and put them on your waist. “It’s okay Ryan. A little bird told me a secret, but here’s a little bird for you.” You said and leaned down, “I’m a little birdie and (Y/N) likes you.”

When you sat back up Ryan face was red and hot. “O-okay.” He stuttered out. “You can touch me like you want to Ryan, a birdie told me so.” “I want to.” He breathed out. “So go for it.” You said and leaned down to kiss his neck. Ryan woke with a start, blinking his eyes. What the heck was that dream? Why was he dreaming about you? He didn’t know why he had a dream about you but he wasn’t really bothered by it. Maybe if he fell back asleep he’d dream something else.

Ryan saw you standing in the hallway. “Hey, (Y/N). What’re you up to?” You turned to look at him and gave a small smile. “Was just going out to get some air.” “Oh, any particular reason?” You waved your hands in front of your face, back and forth. “Just really hot.” You said. Ryan looked at you curiously, “Isn’t it cold in the office though?” “Yeah but I’m still hot.” You said. And Ryan’s dream brain thought, ‘Yes, you are.’ Instead (he watched you walk outside and around to the back of the office.

Ryan followed you but he was no longer in his body. Well he was, he could still feel everything but it was like you couldn’t see him. Ryan watched you go behind the building but all of a sudden he wasn’t at work but instead at (Y/N)’s apartment. Ryan knew because he’d been there before. “I’m gonna be right back, you want to que up the games?” You asked him. Ryan looked around confused, then figured out where he was, “Oh yeah sure.” He went over to your xbox and popped in a game while you went down the hall.

You had been gone for a few minutes now and Ryan felt himself curious as to why you weren’t back yet. “(Y/N)?” He called, walking softly down the hall. “Are you ok-?” Ryan was cut off when he heard someone moan. No, not someone, you. Ryan felt his face heat up. It had sounded like a moan of pleasure, right? He put his ear to a closed door and heard it again, then a fast intake of breath. His face felt hot and he felt his dick twitch in his pants. He looked down confused as to why his body would react in such a way but if he was kidding himself, which he was, he liked you. Of course he dick would twitch to you, especially making those kinds of sounds.

He was about to walk away and try to get his dick to calm down when he heard something else come from the closed door. His dick rubbed against the rough fabric of his boxers and jeans and he had to bite his lip. His eyelids fluttered as he heard a muffled, breathy, “Ahh, Ryan.” Ryan froze, hand having gone down to hold his crotch which was now tight as he continued to listen to you masterbate behind closed doors when you knew he was there.

Ryan was then teleported out of that scenario and into a completely different one where he had fallen into Aladdin and you were a belly dancer and Gavin was the genie. He woke up to his alarm going off and morning wood.

After a cold shower, when Ryan went into work that morning he was surprised to see you already on the couch. You were curled up in one of his sweatshirts and looked adorable. Ryan couldn’t help but smile, “Why are you wearing my sweatshirt?” He asked as he came in the office and you looked over and smiled at him. “Because you left it here, and I was cold.” You said, going back to editing. Ryan chuckled, then he heard. “Plus it smells like you and you smell good.” He didn’t turn around when you’d said that though, he simply forgot how to react at all. She thinks I smell good? His face heated up, I mean at least I don’t smell bad.

Michael was the next to come in the room quickly trailing Gavin who was talking, already in the middle of the conversation. “I don’t think there’s a difference Micoo. It’s all the same.” Michael turned back to Gavin, “We already had this discussion Gavvy. And yes, there’s a difference.” He said, setting down his bag for the day. Gavin turned to you and Ryan. “Well what do you lot think? Is there a difference?” “Difference to what Gav?” You asked, looking up from editing. “Pre cum and cum? I think it’s the same.” You felt your face heat up a little as you glanced to Ryan.

“You maybe asking the wrong person, but I think there’s a difference.” You said and Michael cheered, “Yes, told you there was Gavvy!” “There is not! What do you think Rye-bread?” He asked, turning to Ryan expectantly. But Ryan’s brain was fried, having short circuited when he heard you say there was a difference. It’s not uncommon to talk about dicks and such in the office but usually you stay out of those kinds of conversations. Then he remembered his dreams about you and he felt his face heat up.

“I don’t know, I guess.” He shrugged and Gavin grumbled, “You’re no fun today Rye-bread.” He mumbled and Ryan stiffened to hear, “Please Gavin, Ryan’s always fun.” Ryan felt his ears twitch like a cat at your voice and he turned to see you editing at your computer. You looked up when he turned though, giving him a smile. He returned it, his cheeks dusted pink. His smiled stayed even after you went back to editing, and the day continued on.

That night, Ryan’s dreams drifted to you again, and again and again. Finally after he admitted to himself that he liked you, he found himself thinking about you late at night. Ryan laid there on his bed, thinking about your smile. The way your hair fell over your shoulders. Then his mind drifted onto other details he probably shouldn’t be thinking about you, his friend that he so happened to like, and also his coworker, but he couldn’t seem to stifle those thoughts.

Ryan let his mind drift down to the curve of your ass, to the way your legs were silky smooth when you ran them up his legs when you wore skirts and you sat on his lap on the couch, or put your legs on him instead. He imagined running his hands up your legs and making you shiver. Running his fingers along the inside of your thighs until your breathing became faster. Ryan shivered in bed, a pleasant feeling running down his spine. Ryan put a hand down and felt his growing member.

“Unh.” Ryan grunted out when he slipped his hand in his shorts. “(Y/N)..” He whispered your name in the stillness of his apartment. Ryan started to stroke, working up to a rhythm as he thought about your eyes shining, their (e/c) colour twinkling in the light. He worked himself faster as he started to think all about what he wanted to do to you. How he wanted to ravish you, but also kiss every inch of skin you had. He wanted to worship you, lick you from head to toe. He wanted to keep you to himself yet wanted the world to know how he felt for you. Wanted you to know. To be able for you to hear how he moaned your name.

Ryan was shaking now, so close and then his phone rang. Ryan jumped and came, spilling over his hand a little and looked around, eyes half-lidded and heavy, searching for some tissues and his phone. After he’d cleaned up he picked up his phone and laid back on his bed. It was a number he didn’t recognize but he picked it up anyway, ready to tell off the scammer if it so happened to be but he was surprised to find a voice he recognized.

“Ryan, you there?” He heard you say. Ryan groaned, sucking in a breath and looking down at his now spent dick, a guilty look on his face for what he had just done. “Yeah, (Y/N) I’m here. What’s up?” “I got a new number today so I figured I’d call everyone and tell them, so you can change it in your contacts.” Ryan blushed, “Oh right, yeah I’ll do that. I almost didn’t pick up, I didn’t recognize the number.” “Glad you did.” You said and Ryan stiffened. “Hey, you coming into work tomorrow right?” “Yeah why wouldn’t I?” Ryan said back, “It’s labor day tomorrow.” “Oh yeah, I bet Jack won’t come in.” “Yeah probably not. I was wondering what I should wear though, I feel like dressing up.” Ryan paused. Why were you asking him?

“Uh I don’t know, you could always were a skirt.” Ryan suggested. “Yeah, maybe I’ll wear my new one, it came in the mail today.” “Oh? What’s it look like?” Ryan asked and then blushed, registering how that must have sounded. Was he flirting? He didn’t know if he was, maybe a little, but the rest of him was just curious to what new skirt you got. He hoped it was and wasn’t a plaid skirt. He had a thing for those and if you wore a plaid skirt to work tomorrow, with hardly anyone coming in.. Ryan wasn’t sure if he could hold back.

You giggled on the other end of the line, “You’ll just have to see when I wear it tomorrow, thanks Ry.” You giggled again and Ryan felt his face heat up more, silently thankful you weren’t there to see. “Okay, should I wear anything special?” “Well if you wanted to dress up a little you could always wear one of your tight, black shirts you hardly ever wear.” Really? How come were you suggesting that? Ryan thought. “Why though? Like you said I hardly ever wear them.” “Because it’s something different, you know change things up a bit. Besides, you in a tight black shirt, I can only imagine how the fans will react.” You let your voice hang in the air. “And not saying you don’t look good all the time but you can really rock the colour black Ry.”

Ryan inhaled a breath. (Y/N) thinks I look good all the time? Really? Ryan smiled as he said, “I’ll keep that in mind. See you tomorrow (Y/N). And thanks for the number update.” “Yeah, okay Ry, have a good night, sweet dreams.” You said that and then sucked in a breath but Ryan didn’t say anything about it, he just returned the sentiment.

The next day at work Ryan put on one of the few tight shirts he had. Black, like you suggested and went into work. He was the second to the office, after Geoff and sat down to his computer. He didn’t own an other jeans except for the ones he usually wore, so he just wore the black shirt. Geoff looked over at him, “Who you trying to impress?” He asked and Ryan smirked, “No one. Just heard that people like when I wear black is all.” “Since when are you for giving the fans what they want?” “Ehh, since no one’s really gonna be here today, might as well change things up a bit.” “Whatever, you think Jack will come in?” “(Y/N) didn’t think so.” “Yeah.” Geoff trailed off, “I’m Jack and I don’t feel like coming in to work today, I’m gonna build a house.”

Ryan chuckled and the office door opened to reveal the lads all coming in, followed by (Y/N). Ryan internally groaned. Her skirt was plaid. She was wearing a skirt, and it was plaid. Ryan sucked in a breath and you went over to your desk. You booted up your computer and than sat down on the couch. “Ry.” You said and waved him over. When he was standing in front of you, you reached out your hand to his. “Come sit with me.” Ryan felt his face heat up but he sat down anyway. Ryan took a seat on the couch and once he was comfy you brought your legs back to his lap. “Like my skirt Ryan?” You asked and Ryan swallowed. “Yeah it’s nice.” He said and gently placed his hands on your legs. They were silky smooth and Ryan internally groaned.

“What are you two kids doing?” Geoff asked, coming over to see you and Ryan on the couch. “Just sitting here Geoff. Why you want to join?” Geoff tutted, “Maybe I did want to join.” But he chuckled and walked back to his desk. Your computer chimed once it was turned on and Michael called over to you, “(Y/N), your computer’s booted up.” You groaned on the couch, “Don’t want to get up.” Ryan chuckled next to you, “You’re the one who came into work today, you could have stayed home.” You brought your legs back off of Ryan and stood up, turning back to him to say, “Not a chance. There’s no way I was missing you in that tight, black shirt Ry.” Then you walked back over to your computer, your skirt swaying with your hips and Ryan’s mind turned to mush.

Were you flirting with him? Was he supposed to flirt back? Did you like him? Should he tell you how he felt? All these questions were sailing around and around in his head until he saw you bend over. Ryan made a noise in the back of his throat. “Yo Rye-bread, see anything interesting?” Michael snapped Ryan out of his not-so-covert staring at your ass and you stood up straight again. “Maybe he did.” You said and Ryan looked away from both of you, his face red.

“I’m gonna get a diet coke.” He said and stood up. After he left the room Michael turned to you, “You know you’re teasing him right?” “Kinda the point Jones.” “You gonna tell him?” “Eventually. Let me just enjoy today.” “Why what’s so special about today?” You smirked but didn’t answer him, instead taking the time to sit down at your desk. Michael went back to doing his own thing and you booted up GTA V.

~

Ryan saw you from across the hall, a small smirk on your face as you disappeared from the hallway. His dream turning into him sitting in a dark room, a bluebird sitting on a perch. “Talk to me.” Said the bird. “What about?” “Anything. Tell me what’s on your mind.” “(Y/N), what else is on my mind? She’s all I think about.” Ryan confessed to the bird. “Want to know a secret?” “What?” The bird opened it’s mouth but instead of speaking words it started to sing. In French no less. Ryan woke up and was confused, he’d taken French in high school so that’s why he could tell it was, but what did it mean?

Ryan continued to have the dreams about the bird and (Y/N). The bird was always in the background, or someone was singing in French. It was strange because Ryan didn’t think he’d heard that particular song before. Then the next day at work (Y/N) surprised him yet again.

You were sitting on the couch with Ryan, your legs in his lap when you adjusted how you were laying. You brought yourself into his lap instead of your legs, now on an empty seat and mussed your fingers through his hair. He was trying to edit a video using his laptop, propping it on you when you started singing a song he recognized.

You were humming the tune at first but the more you carded through his hair the more into the song you got, “..des souvenirs, comme ca j'en ai tout le temps. Si par erreur la vie nous separe, J’le sortirai d’mon tiroir. J’reve les yeux ouverts. Ca m’fait du bien..” Ryan froze a little as he recognized what you were singing. “(Y/N), what are you singing?” “Les Yeux Ouverts.” You said, pausing your song. You looked up at Ryan and he was looking at you with curiosity. “Where’d you learn that?” You went back to humming but paused long enough to say, “A little bird taught it to me.”

Ryan stared at you. Trying to process what you said, “Really?” You nodded and smiled, resuming your fingers in his hair but he caught your wrist. “How do you know this bird?” He asked, subconsciously tangling his fingers in yours. “He’s my friend.” You said, now smiling. Ryan pressed on, “What else did he tell you?” “Why do you want to know?” Ryan pursed his lips, “Never mind it’s odd.” He said and looked away from you.

You let a beat pass before you turned his head back to you, “He told me a secret you know.” Ryan’s face heated up. “R-really?” “Yeah, he wanted me to tell you a secret too.” “What’s that?” You sat up more and brought your lips to Ryan’s. He froze at first before pulling you towards him more. The kiss deepened and you both felt your bodies react naturally to what was now occurring.

“Okay you two, you finally kissed now break it up.” You heard Geoff’s voice say, “We have shit to record.” Ryan blushing, turned back to you and asked, “How long?” You rolled your eyes, “Since forever.” You gave him another kiss before getting up to go record Minecraft. Needless to say you were distracted for the rest of the day.

Jaime & Brienne Appreciation Week
❤️ Day 5 - Favorite Quote Day ● A collection of quotes from Game of Thrones cast and crew confirming J/B’s love

❤️“George R.R. Martin said what he wanted to do was to take the traditional format of Beauty and the Beast and change the roles — and also the genders. That really excited me.“  - Gwendoline Christie

❤️ Brienne fulfilled her oath and the job was done, and she hands it to Jaime and he says, “It’s yours—it will always be yours,” and it’s his way of saying, “You’ll have my heart—you’ll always have it.” - Nikolaj Coster Waldau

❤️“It’s one of the greatest love stories on television for me. I just absolutely love it.” - Mark Mylod [Director]

❤️ I don’t think he’s been closer to anyone before who never wanted anything from him. I think when humans are confronted by someone like that, it’s impossible not to fall in love with them.

Objectively, I don’t think anyone knows the moment that they fall in love. I’m not sure either Jaime or Brienne know themselves well enough for that.”  - Gwendoline Christie

❤️Jaime and Brienne or Jaime or Cersei… As an actor I think they’re both amazing relationships. As myself? I don’t think the Cersei thing is very healthy. I just hope for the guy, I hope he will move on, to be honest. The relationship he has with Brienne is one which has evolved into this beautiful mutual respect, which is a great way to kick off a relationship.” - Nikolaj Coster Waldau

❤️ “[The bath scene] That was an act of love, I think, and it is an act of love when you open up to someone and for the other one to then literally embrace you is beautiful.”   - Nikolaj Coster Waldau

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hummingbird heartbeat - pt27

( missed the beginning? catch up on AO3! )

When Kent answered Bitty’s call the next night, he was tired, rubbing his eyes and giving Bitty short answers to questions. He remained subdued as Bitty chattered about his day – clearly paying attention, but not as engaged as usual. He read Harry Potter to Bitty in a soft voice, reading a bit less than normal before begging off. Bitty suggested he take a bath before going to sleep.

Neither of them mentioned their previous conversation.

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LEGION Recap: 1x04

I have truly and too deeply loved many television shows in my time. I have written tens of thousands of words about some of them, hundreds even! But there have been a few among them that I have loved specially, personally. Shows that make me feel off-kilter in my joy, almost suspicious that someone peered into my soul, and found there a well of spooky sweet stylized absurdism, and they hauled up a bucket of the stuff, and from it made Twin Peaks, and Pushing Daisies, and Legion.

So that may be partially why these are only getting longer.

Season 1, ‘Chapter 4’

First up here I just want to give a quick shout-out to the masterpieces of cagey chiasmus that are FX’s episode descriptions.

FX’s Legion: THREATS, SEARCHING?? ?

Anyway full disclosz I first watched ‘Chapter 4’ with my bff Jen, right after consuming a strong cocktail, a cup of Turkish tea, some champagne, and a mug of ice cream in fairly quick succession. I proceeded to lose my mind THOROUGHLY and with GREAT VIM.

Here is how it started:

Me, singing at the black screen: “Shooww me Jemaine Clement!”
First shot:

Me: [screams]

“Good evening,” Jemaine Clement addresses us from his Mylar lounge, and like, yes Jemaine, it is, thank you. He proceeds to deliver a short lecture about human nature as the camera slowly pulls back. We are the root of all our problems, he proposes, through our own confusion and anger. “Violence, in other words, is ignorance,” he declares, and he should have stopped there, but then blurts out “Figure your shit out, that’s my…what I’d say.”

He scoops up his glass to take a drink, but the liquid inside has turned into a solid ice cube. It slowly slides out and falls to the floor, the camera obligingly zooming back in so that he can start over.

Hi so I love every fucking thing this scene is doing and I’m only halfway through it. Rather like me and this show I guess.

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The Party - Part Twenty-Five

Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven,Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven, Part Twelve,Part Thirteen, Part Fourteen, Part Fifteen, Part Sixteen, Part Seventeen,Part Eighteen, Part Nineteen, Part Twenty, Part Twenty-One, Part Twenty-Two, Part Twenty-Three, Part Twenty-Four

Summary: You’re plans for having another baby don’t go quite as you had anticipated

Words:  1,082

Jared x Reader

Warnings: so much fluff and a tiny angst

A/N: Last part! It’s been a great ride!

Your name: submit What is this?

Married life with Jared was exactly the same as it had been before the wedding, besides the change in surname.

Since the two of you had decided to try for another baby, the sex had been incredible, but since coming home from your honeymoon, you had less time for bedroom activities. By the time that Jared had to go back to Vancouver to film in the fall, you still weren’t pregnant.

“We’ll get there,” he assured you as you drove to the airport, Hunter in the back seat, “It’s not always gonna be as easy as getting drunk and forgetting a condom.”

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First Kisses

Soooo here’s the first post of the blog. I’m actually a bit nervous since this is the legit first time I’ve ever written anything with the intent to publish for the internet to see. But it’ll be okay. I hope it’ll be okay...I need a shot of whisky to get through this. So here we go. Chocobros and their first kisses.

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