what were the norse gods like when drunk, you ask?



Odin: *steals Frigg’s wallet and dumps out a bunch of money* I️ GOT COINS FOR MY BITCHESSSSSSSS


Frigg: *loUD SOBBING* SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DON’T APPRECIATE HOW MUCH I️ DO FOR ALL OF MY HUSBAND’S CHILDREN—


Loki: look, dude, i can’t explain what happened. i ordered a drink, his finger touched mine accidentally and suddenly i was riding him. that’s just how life is.


Heimdallr: *chugs alcohol through Gjallrhorn*


Skadi: did??? did i not say vodka on the ROCKS? *stabs bartender* what’d we learn?


Njord: bitCH GON STEP ON MY FOOT,, MY P E R F E C T L Y P E R F E C T FOOT,, *pulls out axe* HOE BETTER WATCH YOURSELF


Thor: *singing a duet with Loki on karaoke* I️ *hiC* bLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN *inhales* AAAAAFFFFRRRIICAAAAAAA


Sigyn: *listening to Frigg ramble about her kids and Odin* ur too good for him, boo, dump him hon


Freyja: *rides chariot of cats into building* I️ HEARD WHAT YOU CALLED ME LAST WEEK, SQUARE UP J A N I C E


Freyr: I’m the god of peace… peas…. pees…. bees… I’m the god of bees guys


Hel: *drinks alcohol* *half of it falls through* well fuck this


Balder: oh no, i don’t drink. *loki throws shotglass at forehead*


Ran: if these bitches think they can touch my purse, just because i’m as turnt as Sif’s wig,,, y’all’re surely mistaken


Tyr: dude………………….. when did i like………… lose my hand………. weird brah


Sif: *steals microphone from Thor* BALDER’S HOTTER THAN YOU AND WE ALL KNOW IT *headbangs*


Bragi: CYNTHIA. CYN-THI-UUUH. JESUS DIED FOR OUR CYN-THI-UHS— ((bonus if you get the reference))


Forseti: I️ OBJECT *someone yells ‘it’s not even a courtroom’* I OBJECT

Spirit Week: Pack Day

Day one: character/pack day

My friends and I went as the sander sides!

I was Anxiety/Virgil, while my friends @communistchexmix was Creativiy/Roman/Princey and @ashburrytaylor was Logic/Logan

@thatsthat24

Thomas: We all love you and wish you the best! Please keep making videos that inspire things like this! You’re amazing and good luck with everything!!

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Hey I’m back with the DDD Au :’D Part1 Part 2 Part 3
The one where Victor is a secret dream guardian~


  • Victor protected Yuuri too when he was younger and broke some rules while he did
  • Like directly talking to him for example
  • Victor got scolded a lot by Yakov later
  • Yuuri was super embarassed in real life because he thought he fell for someone who was just an imagination
  • Yuuri forgot him after a few days though