Requested by anon: “The reader tries to tell Jason she’s pregnant during Christmas dinner (oh the buns? They are in the oven) in front of the batfam (ps I really really love your blog)”
A/n: Day One of the batfam christmas special has begun!! I hope you all love this fic! This request was adorable and I absolutely loved writing it. Also anon I don’t know if I said this before but it made my day for you to say you love my blog! Happy Holidays!! 💚❤️💚❤️ ____
You and Jason had discussed kids before and were planning on a family soon. You had been married for a little over a year and your mother was already badgering you about when she’d get to be a grandmother. She even began to prod Jason about it, which he would simply look at you and make some sort of comment to make you blush and hit his arms because it wasn’t appropriate to say in front of you mother of all people. However your mother found his comments quite entertaining.
Though, her prodding did begin to push you and Jason to begin trying. For the time being, condoms had become a thing of the past. However, attempts were futile for a while, but there was one morning where you woke up and had to rush to the bathroom after feeling nauseous. That led you to getting an at home pregnancy test and learning that you were in fact pregnant!
It was hard to contain your excitement and giddiness around Jason, along with the signs that you were pregnant. Deciding that you’d surprise Jason on Christmas when you went to the Manor for Christmas.
And damn could that day not come fast enough. You were unusually giddy that morning but Jason just chalked it up to it being Christmas Eve and this was one of your favorite times of the year. So he brushed off the excitement as nothing more than that.
Little did he know that you were planning to make your big announcement to him tonight at dinner.
When the time came for you to head to the Manor you were basically dragging Jason out of your apartment. Barely giving him time to put on his scarf and gloves to protect him from the brisk Gotham air. “Geeze doll give me a sec” He chuckled as he grabbed his keys and wrapped his scarf around his neck.
“Come on Jason! You take so long!” You whined from the front door, dramatically draping yourself against it. He chuckled and rolled his eyes when he caught up to you. “You’ve been spending too much time with Dick.”
You rolled your eyes before grabbing his hand and pulling him out of the apartment. He shut the door and locked it behind you both before intertwining his fingers with yours and heading toward the elevator. On the ride down to the first floor you hugged his arm, “I’m so excited for Alfred’s Christmas ham and cookies. And I know Dick will have hung up mistletoe everywhere so I have even more reason to kiss you.” You grinned up at your husband.
Jason chuckled and wrapped his arm around your waist. “You don’t need a mistletoe to kiss me.” A smirk grew on his lips. You chuckled and pushed up to kiss him quickly, but instead kissed his nose rather than his lips. He frowned down at you and causing a laugh to bubble from your throat. “You’ll have to get me under that mistletoe to get one on the lips.”
“Or I could just steal one.” He smirked again.
You poked him in the stomach, “You’re no fun.” He laughed before pulling you closer, “I’m plenty fun, what do you say tonight we have some extra fun and maybe finally get that other present we wanted.” You bit your lip to keep the smile from spreading on your lips. “Maybe” Kissing his cheek quickly before the elevator doors opened and you pulled him out and toward the front doors.
After the drive to the Manor you were quick to get inside and get warm. Spending plenty of time talking with the family and catching up since you last saw them. Which was only a few days prior. None of them seemed to realize you were a month along making you very proud of your ability to keep a secret from a family of late night detectives.
As dinner drew closer, your excitement began to boil over a little. You’d hug Jason’s waist or arm tighter. A large smile was always on your face. He began to become suspicious of your strange behavior.
When you noticed this you retreated to the kitchen to give Alfred a hand and before Jason could draw any hints at to what you were excited for. Alfred happily accepted your company and you helped him cut the ham and get things ready. With your help the food was finished a bit faster and you helped him set the table as well.
With everything set Alfred called the family to dinner and you happily sat in the chair next to Jason. He smiled at you before pressing a soft kiss to your lips. Earning a groan of disgust from Damian. “Must you do that over the food.” You simply chuckled, “You’ll understand when you have a girlfriend Damian.” The young man simply scoffed “I have no intention to have a relationship.”
You chuckled again, “We’ll see how you feel when you’re a teenager and that sex drive is out of control.” Countering and earning a snort out of Jason and laughter from the others. Even getting a chuckle from Bruce. The comment made a small tinge of pink paint the young assassins’ face.
Alfred came out of the kitchen holding the basket that was filled to the top with rolls. “I had forgotten to get the buns from the oven.” Alfred set them down before going to take his seat.
This was your chance. Smirking you slipped your hand in Jason’s before whispering as he took a sip of his water, “Those aren’t the only buns in the oven.” The comment caught him off guard, causing it to go down the wrong pipe, resulting in a coughing fit. Drawing the attention of his family. They all asked if he was ‘okay’ but he just stared at you wide eyed. “YOU’RE?!”
With a beaming smile you nodded, “Yes! You’re gonna be a dad!”
The entire family’s jaw dropped as Jason quickly stood and pulled you up with him. Hugging you tightly and kissing you before pulling away and resting his hands on your stomach. “How long?”
“A month” You chuckled and put your hands on top of his. “I’m surprised nobody figured it out. You are all detectives.”
Jason laughed before kissing you again. Soon the entire family had stood up and came to give you a hug and wish you congratulations. Everyone was ecstatic about the news. Steph squeezed you so hard Jason freaked out a bit because he didn’t want anything to hurt the baby. Making you roll your eyes and laugh, better get used to that now.
“This is the best Christmas ever!” Dick cheered before hugging you and wishing you congratulations. “If it’s a boy you’re naming it after me right?” He chuckled and you nodded before sarcastically answering “Wouldn’t have it any other way.”
Jason chuckled before he did something that seemed to shock everyone. He accepted a hug from Bruce. A wider smile made it’s way on your face at the sight, hearing Bruce whisper to Jason. “I’m so proud of you, you’ll make a great father.”
You swore you were going to cry hearing Bruce say that to Jason and the look on Jason’s face was priceless before he returned Bruce’s hug.
Chuckling you walked over and gave Bruce a hug as he congratulated you. You wiped away a couple happy tears on your sleeve before wrapping your arms back around Jason. His reaction and the families’ reaction was more than you could ever ask for. And from the rest of the baby talk that happened at dinner, you knew this kid was going to be spoiled!
@jaseminedenise I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, writing this fic with you is as easy as 1, 2, 3!
“So, you’re in love with a girl.” Tomo began and Jared nodded his head, fear evident in every fiber of his movement. “One you’ve never met from some website you joined on a fluke… And you’re going to fly out and see her.”
“In love, may be overreacting but in serious like for sure.” Jared scrubbed his hands over his face. “I know. It’s stupid.”
“Self harm quickly becomes an addiction. To the point where everyday you plan a period of time dedicated to it and you want to fast forward to it so much it makes you feel sick. If you miss a day you do it twice as hard the next. But the thing is, you know it’s wrong, you know it leaves scars. But you can’t just ‘stop’, you can’t break the never ending loop of hurt every single day, and sometimes it feels like you’re done trying to fight it.”
-Excerpt from a book I’ll never write (excerptsfromstories)
Stiles is an elf in Santa’s workshop.// That make me think about Stiles doesn’t anything of adults life. So he is really innocent. So Derek has to explain what’s date, what’s summer (stiles likes summer, because he has some weird feeling when he sees Derek sweaty and muscles body), and why his hearts beats so fast every time Derek kiss him.
Oh my gosh, yes! Sweet little bumpkin Stiles learning everything for the first time and Derek teaching it to him is just too perfect!
“You have searched me, Lord, and you know me.You know when I sit and when I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar. You discern my going out and my lying down; you are familiar with all my ways. Before a word is on my tongue you, Lord, know it completely.You hem me in behind and before, and you lay your hand upon me.Such knowledge is too wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.Where can I go from your Spirit? Where can I flee from your presence?If I go up to the heavens, you are there; if I make my bed in the depths, you are there.If I rise on the wings of the dawn, if I settle on the far side of the sea,even there your hand will guide me, your right hand will hold me fast.If I say, “Surely the darkness will hide me and the light become night around me,”even the darkness will not be dark to you; the night will shine like the day, for darkness is as light to you.For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother’s womb.I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well.My frame was not hidden from you when I was made in the secret place, when I was woven together in the depths of the earth.Your eyes saw my unformed body; all the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be.How precious to me are your thoughts, God! How vast is the sum of them!Were I to count them, they would outnumber the grains of sand — when I awake, I am still with you.”
Not really a confession and you don’t have to post this if you don’t want to but what’s your opinion on the net neutrality repeal?
Most things the US government has decided lately are things that I very much dislike. To be fair, the Canadian government is currently much of the same, and really we could all benefit from a forced upheaval of the upper class in order to redistribute power and wealth so that global inequality can be eased and this hellish cycle of forced destruction be ended.
That aside, if Tumblr adds a special membership fee so they can afford to keep the site on the fast lane (as if Tumblr was fast to begin with) you’ll all have to submit your confessions by screaming them into the sky. Make sure you say the full url so I know it’s addressed to me. Thank you.
“I saw that! You just checked me out!” for Todoiida?
“I saw that! You just checked me out!” The cry startled Todoroki Shoto from his daze, the woman in front of him seething.
Todoroki had gone to the mall with Iida today to get some new supplies for Hatsume Mei. She was making some adjustments to Iida’s hero costume. The day had gone swimmingly well, they had found everything they needed, and then Iida had taken him to a few other stores around the mall. Getting tired, they had stopped to eat at an outdoor cafe, ordering some fast food while they just sat and chatted.
Now this had come up. Cheeks flaring pink, but not at the woman, he shook his head and turned away. He hadn’t been looking at her. She just happened to be passing by Iida, who today had worn a nice-fitting pair of pants. Todoroki hadn’t been looking at her… He had been watching Iida leave to get the drinks.
“I have a boyfriend!” She screeched in frustration.
“I do too.” He intoned blandly, watching Iida wave at him from the soda machine. Waving back, Todoroki let slip a small, just slightly lovesick smile slip onto his face.
Looking between the two, she paled, cheeks turning an embarrassed cherry red. Scurrying away, Todoroki huffed as she turned the corner without a word. That was about the time Iida came back with their drinks, leaning down to press a kiss to his cheek. “They were out of tea, so I went ahead and got you a lemonade.”
“Thanks Tenya.” Smiling up at him, Todoroki’s eyes crinkled in a genuine smile, causing him to pause.
Hey guys! :) Just wanted to say that my partner (@madnessofmel) and I love your blog so much. Also I wanted to ask you guys a few questions.. How did you guys meet? How long have you been together? What is one piece of advice you would give to your readers for a long lasting relationship? xoxo
Awww thank you so much! Actually we met a long time ago and theres nothing interesting, we’ve been best friends for like 8 years before our relationship (tho we are still best friends for each other haha). We’re together for 1 year and 5 months, time flies so fast and only now i realized that its a lot and my gf is brilliant person to handle dating with me for so long haha. The main advice i think i should give to everyone is to forgive more and not to take everything too close. Everyone has fights, its normal, but its not worth to make tragedies on everything. Every problem has a solution, and the person who really loves you would always be ready to go for a compromise. And don’t forget that in every couple problem both are causing it. Don’t forget to say sorry and don’t be selfish, think about the harm you can bring to your partner. Ah, i wish i always leaded those rules, but I’m really lucky to have a girl who would forgive it all :) And how did you guys met and started dating? Submit your stories here, I’m sure a lot of people would like to read it and we really love your couple :)
Selfish Machines is the second studio album by American rock band Pierce the Veil, released by Equal Vision on June 22, 2010.
Produced by Vic Fuentes and Mike Green, it was recorded between late 2009 and early 2010.