this was dead good

musicals ft. summaries

Phantom of The Opera: gross goth guy lives beneath sewer and writes an opera

Natasha, Pierre and The Great Comet of 1812: seriously who the fuck writes an electropop opera about a 1200 page russian novel

Hamilton: seriously who the fuck writes a hip hop musical about alexander fucking hamilton

Zombie Prom: you know, taking your dead ex-boyfriend to prom may have seemed like a good idea in theory but im not sure anymore

In The Heights: somehow humorous and depressing all at the same time, also gay

Lizzie the Musical: okay im not kidding this time who the fuck writes a musical about lizzie fucking borden

Heathers the Musical: dating creepy guys in trench coats is probably a bad idea

Carrie the Musical: if you make fun of someone for getting their period, you’re in for a big surprise buddy

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson: who the actual fuck comes up with the idea to write a musical about the seventh president of the usa

Wicked: green gay meets pink gay and it’s pretty gay

Ghost Quartet: who the fuck comes up with this shit though

Les Misérables: emotional pain feat. gay revolutionaries

Spring Awakening: not explaining puberty to sexually frustrated teenagers is probably a bad idea

Waitress: deep shit blueberry pie and overly lovable characters

21 Chump Street: drugs are not the way to a woman’s heart, apparently

Sweeney Todd: okay no seriously who the everliving fuck comes up with this shit

Love Never Dies: i don’t have any funny joke for this lnd just sucks

CATS: i mean i guess writing a musical about cats may have seemed like a good idea in theory

Starlight Express: what the fuck alw

@philipojomo​ so i looked at them and.. OH MY GOD THEY ALL ARE SOO AMAZING!! I’m not surprised that u like them, ‘cause they are really cool looking and i’m not even talking about their gamestats! 
Gosh i really wanted to do Wraith for u bUT I JUST REALLY LIKE THIS POOR GIRL!

anonymous asked:

Fiscal conservatives are just crypto-fascists. Saying that there are good right wingers is like saying there are good Nazis. The only good Nazi is a dead one and the same applies here,,

I really really disagree.  There’s a time and place for calling people Nazis, and there’s a time when it just devalues weight of the term.  Conservatives in America are for the most part not Nazis.  The hard right that doesn’t believe in social equality are bigots, but I wouldn’t say the majority are fascists or anti-semetic in any way.  

Fiscal conservatives truly believe that a conservative approach to spending is beneficial to all people.  I disagree with that and think it tends to target the poorer class, but I don’t think people are fiscally conservative out of hatred for other people.  People are definitely socially conservative out of hatred, though.

anonymous asked:

So I'm studying Conservation Biology at uni but I haven't specialized yet in what animals I'd like to work with. I see a lot of your posts of dead specimens and taxidermy work and I won't lie, it freaks me out. I can't stand animals dead or in pain, and I've got no hope when it comes to dissections. Some of my professors hate this. Are there field jobs where I keep the endangered buds alive and not work with the dead ones? Can I make it without dissections? Thank you!

1. First, I’m really sorry that my posts have made you uncomfortable! I’m not very good at tagging consistently, but I will be more careful in the future. I usually tag that kind of thing as “dead stuff”, so that would be a good blacklist.

2. I should be clear: working with dead birds isn’t actually a part of my job, in that it’s not what I’m currently paid to do. I admittedly love dissection and museum prep, and it’s a hobby of mine– so I prepare specimens for the museum! If I didn’t voluntarily pick up roadkill, etc., I would never have to handle dead animals for my job.

3. However, you’ll probably have to do a dissection at some point or another in your career, if not teach one (if you end up going the grad school route). It’s definitely disconcerting (or downright horrifying) for some people, and you may be able to discuss accommodations with your instructor. However, I cannot possibly understate the educational value of dissection. There is only so much you can learn from diagrams and observation of live animals.

Good luck!!

Thanks for the stream everyone! I had s good time. I’ll finish off the Dead Money DLC tomorrow (maybe), I’m actually really liking it so far.

i dont know why at almost 18 years of age i still to this day am. shocked and uncomfortable (and scared) when i am given such looks when i say the whole phrase “the only good fascist is a dead one” and when people say that violence solves nothing in response to richard spencer being punched in the face. the way people talk to me around my feelings of antisemitism is so apathetic and demonizing and disgusting

anonymous asked:

Okay but I saw someone mention conspiracy theories and my dude I Am Here For This. What are your favourite #conspiracies??? Do you have any??? What's your perspective on the moon landing??? Was it faked or not???

bOYYY!!! I’m All About conspiracy theories! I don’t really have any faves! some good/popular ones are:

  • Paul Is Dead
  • Government hiding aliens in Area 51 (also relevent: NASA covering up evidence for alien life/alien life in general)
  • Earth is flat
  • FEMA camps
  • Bush did 9/11 (my love is with everyone effected that day)
  • Reptile People
  • Hitler didn’t actually die
  • The classic, Illuminati
  • The moon deadass just doesn’t exist/is housing?? aliens??? I don’t really know this one that well
  • Hillary Clinton is dead and has a body double
  • The Titanic was actually the Olympus/was purposefully sunk
  • The Men In Black 👀 (I love this one)
  • Mandela Effect
  • Denver Airport = portal to hell or smthin
  • Babygate™

(there’re so many more that I’ve forgotten now that I have the chance to talk about them smh) and I tend to believe in A Lot™ (not all on the list but definitely some) but I REFUSE to believe the moon landing was fake. @.Anyone who doesn’t believe it can fiGHT ME!!!! 

Okay so I’m gonna debunk some classic reasons why people believe it was fake:

1. ThE FlAG OmG ITs FLAPPING IN THe WIND!!1!!one!!1!!

no. it’s not. Lots of people argue that the flag flaps in the wind which wouldn’t be possible as the moon doesn’t actually have any air. However, whilst the flag is actually flapping, it’s not the work of any wind, it’s just due to momentum and inertia and shit as the flag’s being positioned. Additionally, in normal conditions the flapping of the flag would quickly stop, as usual, but in vacuum conditions, like on the moon for instance, the flapping will continue. (Tested and busted by my bois the Mythbusters)

2. ThERE ARE NO STARS thO!?!?!

There aren’t any stars because newsflash!!! THE SUN EXISTS!!! The moon is reflecting so much light (*wink wonk* regolith!! Which we talk about in the next thingo) that the stars aren’t visible. Have you ever been in a city and look up to the stars? There aren’t that many!! Have you been out of the city and looked at the stars? There are SO many more than you’d ever see in the city and it’s because of light pollution!! It’s the same deal!

3. pICTUReS ARE TOO BRIGHT THERE HaS TO BE ANOTHER SOuRCE OF LIGHT

Nope!!! Moon dust (which is also called regolith) is quite reflective and, fun fact, is actually what allows us to be able to see the Moon from our spot on Earth!! The mythbusters busted this one, as well!!

4. yOU CAnT HAvE A FOoTPRinT IN SPa CE

Okay so this one’s bullshit, like the others. The argument is that a footprint can’t hold in a vacuum due to the lack of moisture. But, the people who believe this obviously don’t consider the fact that regolith is a different composition to sand or dirt or anything like and actually can hold the shape of a footprint. (Also busted by the Mythbusters!)

5. iF WE ReALLY LAnDED ON THE MOON WE ShoULD BE ABLE TO SEE iT FROM EARtH

???? literally??? what?? Calm down for a hot second there, Superman, sorry to drag your Superior Super Sight™ but first of all, no, you can’t see it from Earth (or the Hubble telescope) as they’re just too dang far away even for your Superior Super Sight™. But you can see it from the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter!!

6. thAT OnE PICTURE whERE ThE SHADOWS AREn’T PARALLEL 

As you can see, the shadows from the rocks and the lander are at different angles. People argue that this means there has to be more than one light source to produce the different shadows. This is literally just because of the way the light falls on the naturally uneven topography of the moon. (Again, shout out to Jamie and Adam)


So basically!! THE MOON LANDING WAS REAL FOLKS SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE!!! There are so many other reasons to show this like we can actually send lasers to the moon landing equipment still there and receive a confirmed bounce and SO MUCH MORE!!!

This wasn’t super funny but I have Lots Of Feelings™ about the moon landing :,) and I love conspiracy theories so much omg so please feel free to ask about any more (from the list or literally anything)

~ Clara

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01.23.2017~~
Hello everybody, its me again, on my blog, what, wouldya look at that, crazy! [;)]
I’m so sorry I haven’t posted in like, 2 weeks? It’s the last week before exams and I’ve been struggling with all my final projects due last week and this week… sorry I’m useless…

AnYways,,, this is a spread I did in my bujo last week, just some things I’d like to work on in 2017 and a January favorites page. I’m not too sure how I like doing favorites but I’m gonna try it out this month and see how it goes.

~Also does any one have some good pen recommendations cause my Muji pens are almost dead rip

anonymous asked:

Sweetheart, I hope you know I love you, I miss you terribly when I'm away. I can't wait to be back home with you, to kiss your soft lips again. Tell me I don't have to share you when I'm back, that I can keep you to myself movies and in our bed? -Steve

You don’t have to share me, my love!


(hey remember that one time I died? Yeah, I’m dead. This killed me, I’ve lived a good life.)

I always choose mint chewing gum
to soak the taste from my mouth;
dead things, dead thoughts,
things that entered my body with
good intentions
and left it like an evicted tenant
clinging to something in which
they have no control.

A poor person’s remedy,
a cowardly one, a stick of thoughts
to chew on.
Spearmint:
making what was putrid smell
like bleached floors; masking
and doing just that.
Just adequately.

—  22:16

small things to remember

-he struggles with substance and alcohol abuse
-during BW, he’s constantly afraid of being sent to prison which translates into his fear of not being good enough. he’ll work himself dead to prove that he’s worth something.
-he thrives off of familiarity, indulges in nostalgia to a point where it could prove fatal. 
-he does not answer the recall with good intentions, but rather to learn the truth, and bring justice to those responsible for the fall.
-Jesse McCree is not his real name. however, it is the name on all offical doccuments.
-he was not permitted to join BW until the age of 20, and only after he earned a GED ( per Gabriel’s request )