me: *opens front door*
dad, immediately, yelling from upstairs: HEY AUDEN DO YOU BELIEVE IN BIGFOOT, I THINK I MIGHT BELIEVE IN BIGFOOT, I’VE SEEN SOME GREAT DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT IT
me, yelling: WELL I BELIEVE MOST OF THE SO-CALLED PROOF IS PEOPLE OR BEARS OR BULLSHIT BUT THERES SOME INSTANCES WHERE I THINK THERE MAY SOME EVIDENCE OF SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF OUR KNOWLEDGE EXISTING-
mom, next to me, muttering: what is wrong with you two
you know what's funny - the entirety of the Slow Hands Lyric Video of Niall is 999999999x more of a genuine documentary showing the 'behind the album' experience than that 45 min ego-stroking monstrosity that Harry and Fullwell produced.