Okay. So I finally got my hands on the one Ninjago set I’ve wanted more than anything. So everything was good. Well today did get better, and by better I mean something really funny happened.
So basically, after we left Target, my brother, being a ten year-old. Did what younger siblings do best. Annoy their older sibling(s). As we walked through the mall he was following me saying “Ninjago sucks!” over and over again. I ignored him. Only threatening to send him to Hell once(twice) . And after enduring my mother’s long trip to Nordstrom Rack. (10 minutes is a long time to look at clothes.) We got in the car to head home.
But, then my mother and Grandmother who was also there. Decided to go to TJ Maxx because they wanted to look at more clothes. I did not want to get out of the car, and neither did my brother. So I was stuck with him.
We argued a bit after he insulted Ninjago again and I attempted to dump a bottle of water on his head, but thought better of it. Then there was a few minutes of silence while he played with the Lego he got and I just sat there appreciating the box in my hands. This silence lasted until out of nowhere my brother shouts “Fuck You Jay Walker!” Hearing this. I lunged at him only to (lucky for him) look out the window on his side and see a man in a white short sleeved shirt and jeans. Jaywalking. He was yelling at the man. When I realized this we both started laughing our asses off until the adults got back.
In conclusion. Idk it was funny so I thought I'd share.