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Fakiru Week Day 5: Illusion

Fakiru Week 2016
Illusion


“Hey, hey, slow down!”

Fakir grumbled, pushing through the mass of people while struggling to keep a close watch on the tiny girl weaving in and out between strangers’ legs.  

When he agreed to babysit his little cousin for the day, he didn’t know it entailed trailing after her for hours on end in a crowded aquarium full of screaming children and (understandably) grumpy parents.  And he’d forgotten just how fast Uzura was despite her stubby legs.

Granted, the exhibits were impressive, and he’d heard good things about the treatment of this aquarium’s marine life.  Uzura was particularly enraptured by the sights of iridescent jellyfish, petting the stingrays, and making silly faces at grinning eels.  And maybe he found it a little pleasant, seeing the ever-curious girl in wide-eyed astonishment and delight.  He even snapped a few pictures on his phone to show to her mother later.

But the hours wore on, he was getting hungry and cranky, and she ate way too many Swedish fish to slow down now.

“Hurry up, Fakir, hurry up!” she giggled, sprinting even faster.

He grit his teeth.  "‘Scuse me,“ he grunted, weaving (or shoving, whatever) past an equally-displeased gentleman with a pamphlet in his hands, "Sorry, just have to—dammit.  Uzura, hold on!  Don’t get yourself lost!”

“But we’ll be late for the show!”

What, there was a show, now?  What about food?!

It was evident that she wouldn’t listen, so he focused entirely on just catching up through the crowds, ignoring the first strings of mystifying music that signaled the start of whatever “show” Uzura was so intent on seeing.  

She must’ve darted and crawled her way through, because reaching the end of the room was a nightmare for his tall stature.  He might’ve taken the time to appreciate the large wall of glass in front of him (a vast tank full of a whole spectrum of colors in the form of fish, coral, and other marine life, and hey, he might’ve spotted a few stingrays in the corners of his eyes), if not for the fact that he’d almost completely lost sight of Uzura.

When he finally found her at the very front of the crowd, her little face was all but pressed against the glass.

Fakir forgot how to breathe when he looked up and saw her.

A mermaid.

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Honestly, there are so many things in this world that will drive someone crazy. For me, it’s the smile that he gives me every morning when he wakes up and at night before I close my eyes. And kisses – ugh the kiss that makes me want to take him far away where we can be alone together so I can have him all to myself. It’s when he says I love you. It’s the tight hugs that say ‘I never want to let you go’ that warms me in the middle of every midnight conversation. It’s the way he laughs at my silly jokes. I thought I’d just be dreaming about these things, but honey,  dreams do come true. It’s happening to me eight days from now coz he’s coming over to see me and damn, I could go on and talk about it forever.

cliffordchick  asked:

63) “Cross my heart and hope to die.” :D

63) “Cross my heart and hope to die.”

Michael liked to be silly, everyone knew that. He liked to play jokes on people for his own enjoyment. 

Having been with Michael for over 3 years, you knew you were the most prone to his antics, having started the day with a fake spider near your toothbrush. 

Today had not been going well. Everything seemed to all be going wrong: your computer wasn’t working, the microwave stopped, you had left pizza in the oven too long and it burned - nothing seemed to be going your way. You were more than frustrated at life. 

Just as you threw your book on the floor in anger, Michael peeked into your bedroom door. 

“Hey cutie! I just got home. What’s up? Why are you throwing things?” he questioned, timidly walking into the messy room, glancing at the piles of clothes strewn about. 

“Please just go away. Today has not been my day and I don’t need to make things worse,” you seethe, climbing off your bed and making your way over to your boyfriend to shove him out of the room.

“Whoa, slow down there partner,” Michael chuckles, gently taking your wrists to prevent you from getting any further. 

“Mike!” you grumble, trying to break free.

“No. Hey, I got you something love, let me give it to you,” Michael says, bending down and picking up a bag you didn’t notice he brought up with him.

“I swear Michael,” you say, taking the bag from his hand, “if this is one of your stupid pranks you can sleep on the couch tonight. Or wherever you want, so long as I can’t see you.”

“Babe, I promise you this isn’t anything silly. The boys and I stopped at the store on the way back and I saw this and thought of you. Cross my heart and hope to die,” he finishes, gently leading you over to your bed and pulling you down onto his lap.

You roll ours eyes at his cheesiness and reach into the purple bag, hands coming into contact with something soft. As you pull the object out, you are greeted with an Eeyore plushie. Michael wraps his arms around your waist and softly rests his chin on your shoulder. 

“I know how much you love Eeyore and the little guy was just sitting there all alone. Thought I’d bring him home for you to help keep you company while I’m not around,” he sweetly mumbles into your neck.

You turn around and wrap your arms around his neck, placing a quick kiss to Michael’s scruffy jaw. 

“Sorry I got a little mad at you baby, it’s just been a long day,” you speak into his neck, feeling hairs from his head tickling you.

“It’s alright sweetheart, I love you. Now let’s go watch some movies and cuddle with Eeyore, hopefully that’ll make your day a little better.”

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Mod: Yep, about time I got this ask-blog back up and running. I know it’s been a long time since I made one of these updates. Now I can’t promise to make updates constantly but I am going to try to make them as soon as I can (Because college sucks). 

Like I said before, I’m doing this on a completely fresh and new plate. Basically, disregard any of the old posts I made on here. I am going to focus this ask-blog on being a more silly-inflation thing like it should have been before. C:

anonymous asked:

Do you make instructional videos of making these stuff? Asking because I want to learn how to start making collars/chokers and stuff like that and I don't really know where to start but I really like your stuff .-.

Thank you for saying you like my stuff :) and unfortunately no I wont be making instructional videos as my shop is actually my income, its how I pay bills/food/rent etc so it would be pretty silly of me to just tell people to go make things themselves instead!

Continuing with my distaste for the 2016 election…

Write a poem about a debate, but not a political debate. Write about the silliest argument imaginable. Maybe it’s about two kids fighting over a toy. Maybe it’s one of those big fights a couple gets into before they realize the whole thing is stupid. Think of a very silly argument, and focus a poem on it. You can make it humorous, and/or maybe you can find some kind of deeper meaning in it. No deeper meaning is required. Have some fun!

Reaction: FIESTAR You being sad/upset

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Originally posted by 24k

Jei:

She would be confused as of to why you were upset. She didn´t want to ask you because she was afraid of putting you into even worse mood so she tried to make you feel better without saying anything about it.

“Here, I made you hot chocolate.” 

“Jinhee, why?” 

“Just because.”

Originally posted by hyemi-h4em

Linzy:

Minji would immediatly try to cheer you up by pulling a lot of silly faces on you. She would constantly point out different things about you and say how pretty or cute they were just to see you smile. She would fool around until you were doing the same.

Originally posted by umiki

Hyemi: 

One word. Aegyo. Lots and lots of aegyo. She would do it so much until you were happy again. Maybe even so much that she would have to cheer you up again because she annoyed you so much with it you got angry at her. 

“Hyemi stop it already!” 

“OKAY, I´m done.” 

Originally posted by meiqie

Cao Lu:

This girl will be sad with you. Seeing you sad made her sad too, so expect a lot of cuddles while watching various comedies just to make both of you laugh again. However once one of you went back to their usual selfs, so did the other one.

Originally posted by hellojei

Yezi: 

Would be ready to beat anyone who made you sad up. She would be one hundred percent serious as she would integorate you, trying to find out who was the the one that caused you to be in such bad mood. Good luck on trying to explain to her that your goldfish died.

“Jagiya tell me so I can show them not to mess with you and more importantly, me.”

“Yeji no.”

“Tell me.”


A/n: There it is anon, all done. Hope you liked it. Honestly I got so happy when I saw a Fiestar request in my inbox. 

superamatista  asked:

Totoko

Why I like them: What’s not to like? I like that’s she’s really confident, even to a fault. And that she gets to be involved in the very over-the-top violent comedy. A lot of “girl next door” type rolls sit on the sidelines (*cough* Momoko from Moretsu Ataro for example) so it’s nice to have a female character be just as ruthless, silly and selfish as her male counterparts

Also, since I’m so used to squeaky clean Akko, it’s so refreshing to see a counterpart to her who’s more self-centered haha


Why I don’t: There’s nothing really that makes me dislike her. 

Hm, this isn’t really her fault, just more of how the show is written, but I feel bad that none of the Oso series give her any real friends? I mean as in, friends that like her for her and don’t have an ulterior motive of wanting to court her? (among other things)

 I mean it’s no wonder she has a skewed perception of the world, she’s so used to the people in her life only seeing her as a love interest. And the only female characters she meets - the show sets them up against each other.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): I like the Oso-kun christmas episode where she’s a singer. I also like the Oso-kun idol episode where she’s totally evil. (Get a girl who can do both)

Favorite line: 

Favorite outfit:

OTP: Totoko & the best ikemen harem she can get
Brotp: Totoko & the Sextuplets.
Head Canon: Totoko’s dream pet is a shark. She knows every weird tip on how to raise them. Hates killer whales & dolphins (”why do THEY get theme parks and all the attention??” she thinks)
Unpopular opinion: (I really don’t know what to put for this) uh… I don’t think she harbors any romantic feelings for the sextuplets. Even when they’re in F6 form, its strictly a “oh no they’re hot” reaction.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Settle for less.
My nickname for them: sometimes I shorten her name to “Totes” but that’s about it. Totoko’s already a fun name to say

morotia-black  asked:

you are not a terrible person for liking certain things. you made this blog because you like girl meets world. you ship riley and farkle because that's what YOU like. the rest doesn't matter. ignoring other people and just doing what makes you happy is a lot easier said than done, but you CAN do it. we all share a common love for GMW, but silly things divide us- so the best advice i can give you is to have a kind heart and stay true to yourself. hopefully, others will do the same. stay positive.

Thank you honey 

Sterne’s official Gay Ranking(TM) of the Masters, in vague order of intensity
  • Pages: Number one crush forever. Ultimate BF (Bat Friend). They would literally die for it, and not just fleetingly. Every single thing it does makes them melt inside. Has written so many secret love poems for it.
  • Fires: Backup Authority Crush. They know deep down that nothing will ever come of it, but they like doing things to earn its favor anyway, because it gives them a sense of fulfillment. Also, they very much agree that the Bazaar should stay in London for now, albeit for slightly different reasons (…mainly because they don’t fancy the idea of being crushed beneath the streets of Paris).
  • Apples: It touched them on the knee a couple times, which is probably further than they’ve gotten with anybody in a very long while. 
  • Spices: There’s just something about this irritable, grouchy, fastidious old bat that makes Sterne feel a connection to it. Oh wait, it’s because that describes them as well. Huh.
  • Hearts: When you personally know that someone has given birth to an exploding albatross, your attraction to them does not tend to fare as well as it might otherwise have. Granted, Hearts has been nothing but genial to Sterne, so there aren’t feelings of discomfort, per se– it just makes for awkward dinner conversation. Particularly when you’ve raised the dinner by hand.
  • Wines: They get on well enough, but “well enough” could easily be improved if Wines would actually pay its dues and recompense Sterne for the many occasions they’ve provided stock for its revels. Granted, there are no real hard feelings… but are a few Echoes really so much to ask??
  • Iron: Even more of a grouch than Spices, but comes off as being almost entirely disinterested in the politics of its fellows– and therefore has not really interacted with Sterne, who also didn’t partake much in the game of Knife-and-Candle in its heyday. They would like to be on better terms with it, but the opportunity has never really arisen.
  • Stones: The strongest emotion they feel towards it is probably, “I hate having to choose between the entities who are supposed to be leading me but also you have done nothing to earn my trust or respect and I don’t care all that much about your affairs in the first place so you can shove this box right up your cloak.” Only, they would never say that, because that is incredibly rude. 
  • (Also, they would like it to stop sending them boxes full of diamonds and dead rats.)
  • Veils, Cups and Mirrors: Have not, to my knowledge, ever even interacted with Sterne. They’re probably still gay for the Concepts of them, though.
  • [REDACTED]: Maybe-flirted with me on Twitter, so who knows how that relationship is going to end up.

Additionally, since Tsumugi is a cosplayer, it’s very likely that she’s a fucking nerd who knows nine million useless facts about her favorite series (she would have to in order to be an Ultimate at cosplay tbh). 

Sewing expert and resident dork. I want to see her bond with Kaede over nerd stuff.

But this also makes me wonder, what crime did she commit? Shoplifting? Did she attack someone with a prop sword? Did they all get put in the slammer for the same thing? It would be pretty funny if all their crimes were silly and insignificant, but it seems unlikely to be put in such high security for something minor. 

senshiofmom  asked:

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

The official SU page on Facebook posted a clip from the episode with this description and, I dunno, I just really like that they did that