this was a nice surprise wasn't it

OH HEY I HAD MY MERMAID PARTY YESTERDAY

Good news- the small child was perfectly enchanted by her mermaid surprise unlike the first mermaid party I did where the birthday girl wanted to be as FAR AWAY FROM THE MERMAID AS POSSIBLE

they wheeled me out on a desk chair which was pretty hilarious but actually worked a lot better than a Throne of Dads

and then omfg to get me in the pool

they put me in one of those disability chairs that you sit in and it sloooooowly lowers you into the pool

so I just sat in it, princess-waving for a full 5 minutes while I’m majestically lowered into the water. hilarious

Unlike the last party I actually was SWIMMING the whole time! They plopped me right into the deep end and I paddled around with the kids (who had floaties on and were swimming with their parents). Birthday girl was more than happy to show Marina the Mermaid how she can dunk her head in the water and jump off the side into her mom’s arms (she had just turned 4). Super cute.

MERMAID SUCCESS. I DIDN’T DROWN

HEY, remember when I said the Splatoon au wasn’t probably coming back? WELP…. APPARENTLY SOMEONE SURPRISED ME WITH A NEW NEON SWITCH…. weEP… Thank you so much, it really means a lot… ; A ; So it looks like it’s back on!! (Tho it’ll be a while till I can make official content, I won’t receive it until the end of September, I think) Thank you !!!!

anonymous asked:

If it makes you feel any better your voice is really nice to listen to. I honestly wasn't expecting it to be that deep but I was pleasantly surprised.

thanks i talk it out my vocal cords and bwoop, there it is. sounds

obaewankenobae  asked:

Writing prompt: Xanatos is utterly obsessed with Obi-Wan.

Watching the boy struggle against the chains keeping his wrist to the floor, Xanatos smirked a bit. “I’m surprised your master hasn’t come to collect you yet.” He drawled, walking over to the boy and then circling around the redhead. “If it was me, I’d be there the moment you called for me.” He completed the circle and crouched down in front of him.

The boy scowled at him, Obi-Wan’s pretty eyes flashing with indignation.

It was enough to make Xanatos chuckle as he reached out and stroked a soft cheek with the back of his fingers, feeling the proximity of warmth. “I mean look at you, such a pretty little thing.” He grinned.

Alarm entered those eyes now and the padawan jerked back only to yelp as the raven caught the braid to prevent him from going too far.

“Oh? Hair sore?” Xanatos hummed.

Kenobi was staring at him with wide, alarmed eyes now, his body tense.

Xanatos smirked a bit. “Oh don’t look so scared. I’m not going to do anything to you.” He chuckled quietly. “Much too young for me…for now.” He smirked, reaching out with his other hand and stroking Obi-Wan’s cheek with his free fingers. “But you’ll be so pretty in a few yea-ah!”

The padawan’s teeth clamped down on the fingers, Du Crion finally letting go of him to save his fingers and the raven hissed in pain as he studied the indentations of Obi-Wan’s teeth on his hand.

For a moment Obi-Wan expected pain, expected yelling.

But then a loud laugh echoed in the room, Xanatos shaking his hand as he laughed, the sound coming of somewhat unhinged to the redhead.

“Oh you will be a spitfire. I am looking forward to the day you become an adult Obi-Wan, I’ll enjoy that day.” Xanatos leered and Obi-Wan’s face paled at the implication, nausea setting in as he frantically tugged at the bonds keeping him down.

The Telos was reaching for him again, the smirk on his face growing at Obi-Wan’s panic when the door suddenly opened.

“Master Du Crion, there’s a problem at the main gates!” It was a guard and Xanatos growled and gave Obi-Wan brief look before turning to the guard.

“What?”

“We don’t know, several alarms went off and the security at the main gates both east and west stopped responding.” The guard didn’t look towards Obi-Wan at all, kept his focus on his employer even as Obi-Wan tried to get the woman’s attention, hoping for…

For something.

“…Jinn.” The raven growled and shot Obi-Wan a look. “Seems he came after all. Keep this room under watch, do I make myself understood Marris?” He stormed out, the woman giving an affirming answer before the door shut down and left Obi-Wan alone and shaking in the room.

Shifting, Obi-Wan went back to trying to get loose, the Force a fuzzy thing out of his reach thanks to Xanatos and the damn hypospray the man had stabbed him with earlier.

Fear did not improve his control in any manner and when he heard the buzz of a lightsaber he almost cried in relief as the door opened up moments after a sharp thump was heard.

Framed in the doorway was Qui-Gon just as Xanatos had suspected he had come for Obi-Wan. “Master!” He cried out.

“Obi-Wan!” Qui-Gon breathed out in relief and hurried to the boy, burning through the shackles keeping him down with his lightsaber. “Are you alright padawan?” He questioned as Obi-Wan caught a glimpse of the guard from earlier, Marris laying unconscious in the hallway with a thin stream of blood no the wall behind her.

“I’m uninjured but I’m not alright master.” Obi-Wan rasped out, pushing up on shaking and sleeping legs. He grasped onto the mans arm when Qui-Gon offered it. “Master I don’t think Du Crion is mentally sound anymore.” He said with wide eyes.

The master stared at him. “What do you mean?”

“He didn’t hurt me master but… I think… I think he wants to keep me master.” Obi-Wan whispered, tone fearful.

Qui-Gon went utterly still. “…We’re going to talk about this once you’re safe Obi-Wan but we don’t have time right now…but I believe you.” He said firmly, pulling the staggering padawan with him as quickly as he could. “Now we have to go.”

“Yes master.” Obi-Wan clung to the older man, grateful as he took note of his own saber bouncing on Qui-Gon’s belt.

At least he hadn’t lost it.

ReBoot Season One Sentence Starters (Part Six):
  • "You remember FUN, don't you?"
  • "I said take it back!"
  • "Hey, DON'T TOUCH THAT."
  • "I think I can take care of myself, thank you."
  • "We've been trying to get out forever!"
  • "If you promise not to touch anything, I'll show you something."
  • "Someone's gotta stay with me. Please?"
  • "Perhaps this is not such a disaster after all."
  • "I never knew you could be so impulsive."
  • "Let me put this as delicately as possible... we're doomed."
  • "How goes the looting?"
  • "He uh, damaged the canons."
  • "That's it! You're getting dismantled."
  • "No, not, never, nein, no way, ixnay on the es part, negatory!"
  • "I'm surprised you doubt my loyalty."
  • "All lies, I'm sure."
  • "I know, I know, I'm sorry."
  • "We have to choose a door.
  • "Aren't you ever coming back to the diner?"
  • "What are you doing? That won't even make a dent!"
  • "Curses and crashes, we lost him!"
  • "Don't get me wrong, I gotta admit, it is kind of nice to get away from it all."
  • "It was like you had a plan all along."
  • "I would've made it, if it wasn't for you."
  • "Somebody give me a hug!"
  • "Hey, that's my line!"
  • "I have no idea what the next line is."
  • "If only I'd copied and pasted the truth at the start."
  • "That's not even funny. What are we gonna do?"
  • "I love it when you prisoners do that."
  • "Remember that anything worthwhile takes time."
  • "I think we all owe you a big apology."
  • "We have to do something!"
  • "It was an honor to betray my comrades to you."
  • "I think you're about as basic as it comes."

anonymous asked:

Wasn't expecting to get any promo pics this early so that was a nice surprise! The pics themselves not really groundbreaking considering they're basically a "Previously on Game of Thrones" sort of thing. Though it looks like Jaime gets WW early, so maybe he found Tommen's crown too?

Hi, anon.

Yes, nice surprise indeed!

Yup, basically it’s really a “Previously on Game of Thrones in case you forgot where people were heading to by the end of season 6″, mingled with costume updates (or the lack thereof).

Yeah, Jaime getting Widow’s Wail that early came as a surprise to me as well. Earlier on, before we got any spoilers whatsoever, I thought he may take it for himself towards the end of the season once we get the equivalent of break-up with Cersei and letter-burning, as a sort of last resistance, if you will.

So that raises a lot of questions.

Does he take it himself or is it given to him?

If he takes it, I guess it would be more for sentimental reasons at first. After he tried to be there for Tommen and act more fatherly towards him, I bet it will be shattering for him to see that the last kid he’s had with Cersei is now dead as well, and that, yet again, any effort to protect the children was rendered futile.

It may also be that Cersei gives it to him. This in turn would perhaps be her sort of strategical *reassurance* to further back up her claim that she had nothing to do with the Sept - in then sense of: Cersei gives him that sword and says in a teary voice “that was all that remained of him, our poor baby boy *insert fake sobbing*” - cue for Jaime to find the crown, if Cersei on the show finally shows more of book!Cersei’s inability to follow through with any plan whatsoever, and thus leave that piece of evidence somewhere within Jaime’s reach to find once plot demands it.

I don’t think he will find both (crown and sword) at once in episode 1 onward, since I assume that those promo shots are part of episode ½. My best guess at this point is that they will have an unravel-narrative for Jaime to conclude his breaking away from Cersei towards the end of the season (so basically covering those parts of his AFfC arc that we didn’t yet see) wiht him having learned about Cersei’s true colors and her actual involvement in the HS affair more generally (see Margaery’s, Loras’, and her own imprisonment), and of course the Sept Kaboom she will most likely blame on the Sand Snatches + Ellaria. But yeah, we will have to see if the thing with the crown will be played up or if they aren’t just going to have someone break it to him (someone like Olenna perhaps).

Similarly, it would be epically ironic if Cersei gave the *twin blade* to Oathkeeper to Jaime, whereas Brienne strolls through the North with that other sword of Valyrian steel *belonging to* Widow’s Wail. This would perhaps be a nice first allusion to book!Cersei’s straight-up denial that Jaime may have ridden off with Brienne towards the end of ADwD and that he would *never* abandon her for someone the likes of Brienne.

It’d be ever the more hilarious once we bear in mind how she’s been calling out Brienne on her feelings for Jaime back during the Purple Wedding.

Originally posted by kaorym

I mean, just imagine her being so cocksure of Jaime’s alliance and giving him that sword, thinking nothing of it (because she has no clue that Brienne has Oathkeeper after he gave it to her back during that teary scene - the good old times).

Originally posted by ladybrienne

Because NEVER would Jaime return those feelings because he has *her*, hmmmm.

*plot-twist incoming*

Only to then eventually conclude that part of the arc with Jaime taking his leave. And she gave him the fuckin’ sword on tops to now carry to the North.

I would find that all kinds of epic irony that I ain’t even mad.

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Zane walked over to one of the hot springs in the area. This place seemed nice; not a lot of people to bother him and his relaxation. As he approached, he started to take off his mask and his top. He didn’t even notice that he wasn't’ the only one here until he heard a familiar voice, causing him to jump in surprise.

“…..Hi.”

He said simply. He didn’t expect Izaic to be here as well. Then again, he always seems to bump into this guy a lot at random places

Feeling no threat, Izaic started to sink back into the water just a bit. Though one can tell he gave his best effort to keep his bandaged wrists out of the water, the bandages were soaked and bleeding through. it was probably  good thing it was only Zane here. 

“I didn’t think you liked hot springs.”

clarklanekent  asked:

hey, i know it's been a while, but i'm writing an article on mantis and can we just bring to attention that ego kidnapped mantis when she was in a larva state, mantis calls ego "master," drax called mantis a pet, and gamora outright asked if mantis wasn't comparable to being a flea on a dog. nice to know asian aliens in space aren't safe from marvel's racial misogyny

I mean are we really surprised? Marvel can’t seem to do anything right with its current movies or comics and race for the most part. 



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anonymous asked:

(Europe-Anon) Aaaaaaaaayyyyy!!! The new episode was awesome!!! The story is finally moving and Azazel, Kaisar, Favaro, and Rita are back in action! Ayyyy!!! I've never looked forward so much to the next episode. And Nina look so good in El's clothes. But he looked so weird in hers XD (Too bad Sparkly boy wasn't there :/ But he's in the opening, so he should get some screen-time, right? Right?)

nice to know i’m not the only one thinking the story has been dragging its feet :’)

when looking at thursday/friday spoiler pics, I already feared nothing would happen again this ep, but to my pleasant surprise, I was totally wrong lol

on to ep16! :D (also i like this illustration a lot)

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Natza Drabble - Mature
  • Erza: *feels Natsu slide his arm around her waist and pull her closer to him as they walk; looks to him searchingly* What was that for...?
  • Natsu: You looked like you were shivering, that's all~. You got that winter coat 'n all, and I know you can handle a bit of cold, but I just wanted to warm you up~. If you don't wanna be like this, I can let go.
  • Erza: *rests her head on his shoulder affectionately* No, this is nice. I just wasn't expecting it.
  • Natsu: *pout* Probably 'cause I'm a childish brat all the time. *she abruptly pecks him on the cheek* 0.0
  • Erza: You ARE immature and childish, but that's not ALL you are~. Sometimes you show a depth that surprises even me. *nuzzles her head into the crook of his neck* Keep on surprising me, Natsu~. You're VERY good at that~.
  • Natsu: Heh~. So I should show the whole Guild I can be "mature", huh?
  • Erza: *narrows eyes cutely* Baby steps. I want to keep those surprises to myself for now. >__>
  • Natsu: You're cute when you're possessive~.
  • Erza: *buries her face in the crook of his neck as she blushes a deep red* Sh-Shush...

moved to a new branch at work recently and everyone is rly nice and like

I was talking to a co-worker about moving out and he said “in the future with a partner it’d be easier” and like… I haven’t come out at work, so the fact he used a gender neutral term instead of “boyfriend” or something just. made me really happy and warm inside iunno

I don’t actually know why I decided to draw priest Aqul tbh but it’s nice practice before I tackled @shxmanisms‘ Euanthe.

They’ve been super kind to me since I made Aqul’s rp blog (and before) and I appreciate that a lot. Especially since they’re the reason I even knew there was some community for Warcraft on tumblr to begin with haha. So thanks! Hope this is alright aaay

  • Solas: I suspect you have questions.
  • Inquisitor: Actually no not really? We beat Corypheus and the Breach was dealt with, so I wasn't really surprised that you left, that seemed pretty normal. Also you know, we were never that close so I didn't expect you to stick around. I assumed that you left to pursue your own goals. Also I have no reason to believe there's anything suspicious going on with you. If you were say - I don't know, for example - an ancient elven god or something, I'd have no way of knowing that. So no I don't really have questions. But hey it's nice to see you, glad you're doing well for yourself. Ok bye now, take care.
EXO on Chen's Birthday
  • Chen: guys, do you know what day it is?
  • Suho: it's a monday
  • Chen: yeah, well do you know what kind of monday?
  • Xiumin: urhm, the 21st?
  • Chen: yeah? and?
  • Luhan: yo man, what are you talking about?
  • Kris: OMG that's right! it's a special day today!
  • Chen: yes! you remember!!!
  • Kris: of course i would!! how could i possibly forget the day i need to take sehun for bubble tea?
  • Chen: wh-what?
  • Kris: he's been begging me for some since last week
  • Chen: oh..
  • Kris: SEHUN!!! HURRY UP WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW
  • Sehun: *walks out of room with crossed arms*
  • Sehun: it's about time
  • Sehun: *puts on sunglasses*
  • Sehun: *walks out front door with shoes on*
  • Sehun: later bitches
  • Kris: isn't he the cutest?
  • Tao: omggggg i wanna go tooooo
  • Kai: so do i
  • Chanyeol: *from other side of house* BAEKHYUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
  • Baekhyun: *from other side of house* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID HO???
  • Chanyeol: THEY'RE GOING SOMEWHERE WITHOUT US.
  • Baekhyun: THESE HOES AINT LOYAL, I TELL YOU
  • Chanyeol: LET'S GO EAT SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEM
  • D.O.: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP YOU RETARDS
  • Xiumin: I'M GOING WITH YOU TOO
  • Luhan: SAME HERE. I WASN'T INVITED FOR BUBBLE TEA
  • D.O.: SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE CARES
  • Kai: hey kyungsoo, you wanna go to?
  • D.O.: okay ^^ <3
  • Suho: im going with my galaxy
  • Kris: omg i told you not to do that
  • Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME!?!?!?
  • Chen: EVERYONE FORGOT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!
  • Everyone: nIcE jOkE, cHeN. yOu CaN't tRoLl uS wItH tHaT.
  • Chen: BUT IM TELLING THE TRUTH.
  • Everyone: bye chenny chen chen~~~
  • Everyone: *walks out door*
  • Chen: *is alone*
  • Chen: *looks at watch*
  • Chen: and 3.... 2.... 1...
  • Everyone: SURPRISE!!!!!
  • Chen: honestly, y'all so bad at acting you can't act to save your lives.
  • Chen: honestly, bitches. i ain't hanging with no retards who can't act for shit. im out
  • Chen: *goes to the desert and hangs out with camel family*
  • Everyone: dat bitch just trolled us.
  • Everyone: on his birthday
  • Lay: *crawls from under couch*
  • Lay: omg guys what's happening. what did i miss.
Łukasz after Wolfsburg - BVB game
  • <p> <b>Łukasz:</b> It's was an uniqe game, because you don't play often against your friend. That was some event for sure, but when i stepped on the pitch i was trying to concentrate on the game only. We talked after the game for a while.<p/><b>Journalist:</b> Did you made any bets on who will win the game?<p/><b>Łukasz:</b> No, we didn't. We called each other before the game. In fact we talk with each other very often, so it was a normal call for us.<p/><b>Journalist:</b> Was your jersey exchange some spontaneous decision or it was planned?<p/><b>Łukasz:</b> No, it was spontaneous. A moment like that is good for that kind of gesture.<p/><b>Journalist:</b> And what can you say about BVB fans chanting Kuba's name after the final whistle?<p/><b>Łukasz:</b> I guess after so many years in Dortmund he have earned fan's gratefulness. He was always their favorite one and it wasn't a surprise that they thanked him like that.<p/><b>Journalist:</b> You could see that he took a deep breath during this chant.<p/><b>Łukasz:</b> That was an emotional moment for him for sure. He was always saying that Dortmund is like home for him. But that's football, sometimes you have to look for happiness somewhere else and that's what Kuba had to do.<p/><b>Journalist:</b> When you were talking after the game was he depressed?<p/><b>Łukasz:</b> He congratulated me that we won and he yelled at me that I scored that goal... no, I'm kidding. No, he wasn't depressed. It's obvious that it wasn't nice for him and his team.<p/><b>Journalist:</b> Is it true that you didn't want to compete with each other that's why Kuba moved from Dortmund to Wolfsburg?<p/><b>Łukasz:</b> I don't think that's a question for me.<p/></p>

theoriginalgodsgirlrachel  asked:

Alright, I'm dying to know now that I've been re-watching some episodes... Why did Dominator have a guest bathroom? Why did it look so...well, normal? (And even kinda nice/well-kept, too, honestly! Really wasn't expecting the pink, though, haha.) Was there some kind of flash-back scene planned for it in season 3 that would give some hints to Dom's loneliness? Because at this point, I wouldn't be surprised anymore...

Personal theory: Wander found a room and started surreptitiously sprucing it up, smuggling pieces in over the course of the season, a single decorative soap at a time.