this virginity thing

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two virgins - Blownwish - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Otabek Altin/Jean-Jacques Leroy
Characters: Otabek Altin, Jean-Jacques Leroy
Additional Tags: Blow Jobs, Dirty Talk, Fingering, Anal Sex, what happened in Canada stayed in Canada, Angst, Miscommunication
Summary:

Nobody who wants dick like Jean is a virgin.

(another thing about Otabek training in Canada with JJ)

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a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

  • ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
  • ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
  • ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
  • ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
  • ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
  • ❝ you will never escape. ❞
  • ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
  • ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
  • ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
  • ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
  • ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
  • ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
  • ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
  • ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
  • ❝ they died screaming. ❞
  • ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
  • ❝ how long have you known? ❞
  • ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
  • ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
  • ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
  • ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
  • ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
  • ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
  • ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
  • ❝ he adores you. ❞
  • ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
  • ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
  • ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
  • ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
  • ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
  • ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
  • ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
  • ❝ then kill me. ❞
  • ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
  • ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
  • ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
  • ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
  • ❝ stop! ❞
  • ❝ let them watch. ❞
  • ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
  • ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
  • ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
  • ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
  • ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
  • ❝ you love him? ❞
  • ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
  • ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
  • ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
  • ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
  • ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
  • ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
  • ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
  • ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
  • ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
  • ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
  • ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
  • ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
  • ❝ do you really think that? ❞
  • ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
  • ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
  • ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
  • ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
  • ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
  • ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
  • ❝ I’m married. ❞
  • ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
  • ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
  • ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
  • ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
  • ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
  • ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
  • ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
  • ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
  • ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
  • ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
  • ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
  • ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
  • ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
  • ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
  • ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
  • ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
  • ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
  • ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
  • ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
  • ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
  • ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
  • ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
  • ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
  • ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
  • ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
  • ❝ this is my home. ❞
  • ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
  • ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
  • ❝ fuck me. ❞
  • ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
  • ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
  • ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
  • ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
  • ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
  • ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
Most Iconic lines from It
  • “GO BLOW YOUR DAD, YOU MULLET WEARING ASSHOLE!” 
  • “Do you gotta be a virgin to see these things? Cuz’ I haven’t seen shit.”
  • “This isn’t real enough for you, Billy? It was real enough for Georgie!” 
  • “What is it, Greta? am I a slut, or a little shit?”
  • “I heard the list was as long as my wang.” 
    • “That’s not saying much.”
  • “no. Don’t fUCKING TOUCH ME!”
  • “It’s bullshit!” 
    • “What?” 
    • “THEY’RE ALL BULLSHIT!” 
  • “Who wants to jump first?” 
    • “I will.” 
    • “Did we just get upped by a girl?!?”
  • Honestly any time one of the kids say “Fuck” 
  • God: you can have one wish that'll come true
  • Normal person: world peace please
  • Normal person: cure cancer please
  • Normal person: make everybody live a long happy life please
  • Person who belongs to a fandom: JUST MAKE MY OTP CANON FFS!!!
  • Hermione: Who knew when we first said I love you that we'd end up here? We've been through so much together and so much without each other. And life is beautiful and hard, and the only thing I know for sure is that I want to go through it all with you.
  • Draco:
  • Draco: I had Botox this morning so the tears are struggling to fall, but I feel them.
10

This is not the end of our story, do you hear me, Michael? You’re gonna wake up and you’re gonna be okay. And we’re gonna move into our new house and we’re gonna live there until we outgrow it. Because I’ll be pregnant with our third kid because we landed on three the other night, three kids total — which will seem overwhelming, but Mateo’s such a big help. Oh, and we’re gonna go to the mountains, we’re going to take ‘em to the mountains because we always wanted to be in the snow. And then we’ll go every year and that trip will become tradition. We’re huge on family traditions, by the way. Christmas, Easter, Sunday night dinners…and even when the kids move out and have families of their own, they’ll always come back for Sunday night dinners. Partly because they want to see us, but partly because you’re such a great griller. And we’re gonna be that old couple that sit on the front porch, reminiscing, arguing over details…and we’ll get a stupid cat because, yes, you convinced me to get one. And we’re gonna be happy, Michael…

oh my god but imagine the avengers playing never have i ever with shots and it progresses into a game purely about sex

and it starts out pretty tame like “never have i ever kissed someone of the same gender” but it gets wilder and wilder until it’s like “never have i ever had a fist up my ass”

and steve 

keeps

drinking

and eventually it gets so kinky even tony has to stop but steve keeps going and eventually it’s a game of who can think up the dirtiest sex act and they see if steve’s done it

and then one of them says something really filthy and right as steve takes the shot bucky walks in and hears it and says “oh yeah that was in that back alley in ‘39 i remember that”

Boiled down sex tips for college

Experiment in your sexuality, whatever that may be. Get yourself tested at your college’s clinic for free. Use protection. Sex is not a dirty thing. Virginity is a construct. Having sex does not make you more or less valuable. Only have sex when you feel ready. Always make sure you have consent from your partner(s), EVERY time. Never feel pressured to do anything you’re not comfortable with. 

Basically: virgin? Cool. Having lots of safe sex? Also cool.

one thing that bugs me on jtv? the complete lack of acknowledgement of what petra’s been through. petra is an abuse survivor. the one constant presence in her life is a mother who amongst other things has threatened her, belittled her, constantly gaslights her, all for her own selfish gains. struggles through post-partum depression. discovers she has a twin- who could have become the family petra so desperately needs who drugs her, assumes her identity and tries to screw her over. watches her husband who she really does love fall in love with another woman whilst said woman is carrying the child she wanted so much. not to mention being kidnapped, suffering a late term miscarriage and feeling inferior to jane. and like? there is barely any mention of petra’s past. the only thing they bring up are her mistakes- which yes are a lot, and yes she has done some terrible things, but geez. please let petra go to therapy!!!!! please let petra be happy!!!!!!

jane the virgin spoilers

i have so much respect for the jtv writers and thank them for creating a show that so many fans across the world have fallen in love with, but i’m really disappointed with michael’s death. i understand that this is just a show and everyone will tell me that i’m making a big deal about this, but i (along with most of the fans) always loved this show for its light hearted fun and lovable characters. i’m not trying to tell the writers how to do their job, but i don’t think they really understand their fanbase. most people did not watch the show for the suspense of “ooo what character is gonna die next?!” but instead to see the characters they love find their way in life. the show is gonna lose a lot of viewers from this, which makes me sad, because there was so much more to the show than just michael and jane’s relationship, but the fact that they dangled their (adorable) relationship in front of us for a few episodes just to kill him off for dramatic effect may work for a show like lost or pretty little liars where people want the thrills, but this does not fit well with the show, and i’m pretty annoyed that they thought this would make the show more interesting. 

Friendly reminder that both Petra and Rafael came from messed up, basically emotionally abusive families, for awhile they both thought their looks was the only way to get what they wanted and they have since both learned they’re smart and capable, they were genuinely in love at a point before the show started, they run a business together (or did @Luisa), they suffered through a late term miscarriage and Rafael’s cancer together, they both scheme and have done shady things, there’s the whole long lost sibling/criminal sisters thing, Petra never knew her father/Rafael never really knew his adoptive mother, and the list goes on…they’re not perfect but there’s more to their connection than the twins #justsaying.

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