this video..jfc

Truth Bombs (!!) Video Highlights
  • the adorable board game shelf, how domestic
  • the fact that Phil had just been making up the game as he went (have I mentioned I love how his mind works??)
  • when Dan knocks the box out of Phil’s hands like hmm touchy much ??
  • Phil saying he’s zazzed
  • Phil telling Tom to massage the box (matte finish, anyone?)
  • “and now it’s going to be released all over the table”
  • DANK DANNY
  • “knowing that someone’s going to expose you on camera” this video should be flagged jfc Dan when will you learn
  • release part 2
  • “it’s in your breast” idk what phil is on in this vid but i want some
  • Phil mixing up vitamin D and serotonin
  • PHILLY GETS THE P
  • “I smite you all with cheese”
  • Dan having written the spoiled milk answer to cover up the fact that he actually knows what Phil tastes like
  • Phil wanting credit for the chainsaw gun answer
  • Dan leaning on the box in the endscreen
  • In conclusion, Dan and Phil are a power couple and Phil is the most confident and sexually suggestive man on earth bye
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“We went on the roof in order to resolve the live concert idea, because it was much simpler than going anywhere else; also nobody had ever done that, so it would be interesting to see what happened when we started playing up there. It was a nice little social study.
We set up a camera in the Apple reception area, behind a window so nobody could see it, and we filmed people coming in. The police and everybody came in saying, ‘You can’t do that! You’ve got to stop.‘”

-George Harrison.

anonymous asked:

AU where Yondu becomes a Facebook parent and won't stop sharing pictures and videos of Peter with the crew. Kraglin accidentally sets off a mutiny by asking if, for once, they could just watch cat videos.

jFC IT’S PERFECT

Yondu is That Facebook parent who shares every theory and lifehack and sends you copy/paste messages at 2 in the morning like ‘IF YOU GET A FREE PERFUME SAMPLE DON’T SNIFF IT BECAUSE IT COULD BE POISON AND TWO WOMEN HAVE DIED; PLEASE PASS ON TO SAVE A LIFE’. 

(Peter’s like ‘bruh why would I be getting a free perfume sample in the mail?’ Yondu’s like ‘I dunno kid, I don’t control what you like’.) 

He also shares outdated memes, and summons the whole crew round to laugh at Long Cat several years too late. Everyone’s too scared to say they’ve already seen it.

Kraglin is a closet redditor; discuss.

anonymous asked:

wylan’s character development from book 1 to book 2 makes me die every time

jfc that video of thomasistrash’s cooking by the book lil jon remix (x) i think of this anytime anyone mentions the words ‘wylan’, ‘lazytown’, or ‘baking’ jfc literally i will never tire of watching that

little-known fact: the duology originally had a title. instead of just being known as the Six of Crows duology, it was called The Slow Corruption of Wylan Van Eck

HE LIED TO A GANG BOSS LISTEN SHARON LISTEN HE LIED TO KAZ BREKKER AND GOT AWAY WITH IT THIS KID IS LIKE FOURTEEN AND HE STARES DOWN THE SHARPEST COLDEST FACE IN THE BARREL AND FUCKIN LIES TO HIM WAIT LISTEN LISTEN HE WENT FROM RICH MERCHLING TO BLOWIN SHIT UP AND GETTING AS DIRTY AND GRITTY AS THE REST OF THE DREGS HONESTLY HE WENT FROM TIMID TO MIMICKING KAZ’S GLARE DO YALL REMEMBER WHEN HE DID A ‘VERY PASSABLE IMMITATION OF KAZ’S GLARE’ THIS KID DOESN’T JUST STARE DOWN AND LIE TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF BUT HE LEARNS TO LOOK LIKE HIM TOO

its alright i guess

talk to me abt soc!

ive already seen “archie is so heartless” and “why tf is that archie’s response??” to witnessing the murder video jfc okay archie looks like hes trying to process what he’s seeing like there’s shock and uncertainty and him having a grave expression i’m sorry but just because archie isnt crying doesnt mean he isnt upset by this???? HIS PRIORITY AS SOON AS THE VIDEO ENDED was him looking jughead over who is nearly pressed up next to him and archie wraps an arm around him to comfort jughead like HIS BRAIN PROCESSED IT AND HIS RESPONSE WAS IS JUGHEAD OKAY? IS MY BEST FRIEND OKAY? basically deflecting his own goddamn feelings and putting someone else’s needs before his once again godddddddddddd

dear witches of youtube,

PLEASE ADJUST YOUR VOLUME LEVELS

WHY DO I HAVE TO TURN MY TV VOLUME UP TO FIFTY-THREE TO HEAR HALF OF YOUR VIDEOS??? 

JFC

GET IT TOGETHER

sincerely,

this witch that’s trying not to get her eardrums blown out when the next video in the queue plays at a reasonable volume