this vid was funny

- Comment mater une fille sans que ta copine te crame ! (FB: Wil Aime)

oh putain 

Edit:

Its crazy how much attention this post is getting, but bc a lot of you are asking for it to be translated HERE YA GO!

-Watches pretty girl until his girlfriend catches him looking

“OK, she caught me. I have little time, she is turning to see what I was watching and then she will see her,  no need to be a genius to guess what will happen.”

-Girlfriend slaps him

“I must find a distraction to avoid this. Maybe something less suspicious. Well, I’ve found, my phone. I just need to act like I’ve received a cute message, she wont know who sent me it so she will busy with her jealousy. It’s risky but it can work.”

-He smiles and laughs at his phone

Her: “What?”

Him: “No, nothing”

Her: “But tell me who it is?”

Him: “No I just received a new messaged”

Her: “From who?”

“What about now ? what about if I find a new diversion to keep watching this girl”

-Makes gesture to make girlfriend believe she has something in her teeth

Canon Alice: I HAVE TO BE PERFECT AND I DONT CARE WHO I HAVE TO KILL TO GET THERE!

Canon Bendy: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLAUGHTER YOU IF I EVEN CATCH A GLIMPSE OF YOUR ASS!

Canon Boris: I’ll let you leave if I can have some soup, my dude.