this turned out so bad im sorry

anonymous asked:

that blows my mind wtf... i love your content so much like what poor taste? i'm so excited to see all of your future stuff i'm sorry you have to like. Deal w that i hope the rest of your day is nice regardless love u 🌟🌟🌟

haha ty!! im not really broken up abt it i mostly just ignore…ppl that don’t like me online, but ig it’s always startling to see someone posting abt you like you’re a Bad Person (n freaking out thinking uve done something offensive) and it turns out they just don’t like u bcz u post memes and self inserts…….. it’s like… ive alwayz been transparently all about tht shit so idk what made em think i wasnt. idk it doesnt matter to me anymore but ty anon, love u

On Altea we wear this colour to honour our fallen warriors.

mmmdatyarnthough  asked:

you should draw azurite or black opal, theyre so pretty!

black opal was actually really hard for me to draw and design for some reason, so Im rlly sorry this ONe sucks 

But Black Opals are the rarest of all the opals. Extremely lucky, graceful, kind, and have the ability to amplify other gems’ powers. Perfect Black Opals even have the ability of foresight, and even be able to summon crystalline fire !

this black opal is a bit of a klutz however, she keeps tripping over her hair.

here is azurite !

PLEASE do not ask for anymore gems, i have enough already

Splash | Tom Holland

Originally posted by septodragon

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: All you wanted to do was push your “best friend” into the pool…

Word count: 3300+

Warning(s): A little bit of swearing, my amateur writing skills, mistakes (even tho i did try my best to edit this), some fluff???

A/N: i’m finally posting the Tom Holland imagine that I promised you guys when I hit 400 followers! *nervously chuckles as i look at my 470 followers* this is the first time I’ve written a long Tom Holland imagine so please don’t attack me if this is bad. also, this imagine isn’t gender specific so y’all can go wild with your imaginations! (im also living for the possibility of tom being bi after that japanese sm:h interviewthis imagine turned out to be a lot longer than I anticipated.. but I hope you all enjoy it and don’t be afraid to give me (CONSTRUCTIVE) feedback or whatnot ❤️

ALSO: i mention temperature once in this fic and sorry americans but im using degrees celcius so dont freak out on me


The water looked deep and inviting. But you knew you weren’t getting in there before pushing Tom in first.

“Thomas!” you cried. “Hurry up you twat! It shouldn’t take you this long to put on the swimwear equivalent of shorts.”

You stood at the edge of your pool with your hand on your left hip looking back at the house. In the past ten minutes, you’d sat down on the poolside lounger and gotten up to walk to the pool about five times. Today was particularly hot and as you had yet to enter the pool, you knew your face was sporting the shade of a ripe tomato.

“They’re called board shorts, darling,” Tom replied teasingly from the bathroom window. “And I’ll be down in a minute. I just need to… fix something.”

“I was just trying to prove a point! And what are you trying to fix? Your sad lack of lips?”

“Fuck you, (Y/N), I heard that!” You snorted.

Seeing as Tom had previously said he’d be down in a minute a minute ago you decided that you would be better off laying on the lounger as you waited. The summer sun was relentless and even under the patio umbrella, you had to squint wherever you looked as the sunlight bounced off every surface it could reach. You picked up your sunglasses from the small poolside table and put them on, relieving your eyes, and relaxed into your seat, enjoying the feel of the cool breeze against your skin and the sound of swaying trees in the distance.

The idea of taking a nap was extremely inviting and you let your eyes close and your mind doze off as you happily imagined the look on Tom’s face when you were going to push him into the pool later that day.

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pony and his gf’s wisdom teeth removal - headcanons

requested by 2 anons! - hope u like them!

  • u come out of surgery and he’s like
    • “heyyy how r u feeling? :)”
  • and u greet him w nothing but roasts
    • “awwwwww ponyyyyyyyy ily”
    • “pony-kid”
    • “horsechild”
    • “love my love”
    • “loVE of my LOVE
    • “what were ur parents thinking”
    • “it started normal and then it really just went downhill huh”
    • “you say original, i say just plain cruel”
    • “like i just don’t understand how people could be so mean to a baby”
    • “i mean……look at u….. ur cute and decent….just….why ‘ponyboy’”
    • “who had the breakdown”
    • “and why is ur brother named darrel”
    • “might as well have called him milkshake or something”
    • “milkshake curtis”
    • “I’m gonna start calling dairy (darry) that now”
  • he looks to the doctor and he’s like
    • “ok so when will this stuff wear off???”
    • “why is she bleeding so much??”
    • “is her face ok”
  • pony cant fuckin drive so
    • he’s there for moral support <3
    • darry is ofc the one to drive
  • but when they get @ the Curtis house,
    • “pony r u sure u got this”
    • “omg yeah for sure im sure we’ll be fine”
    • “ok well i gotta go food shopping. steve has off today and if he isn’t hangin around soda u can call him over to help”
    • “steve”
    • “yeah ste-“
    • “i woNT NEED HELP FROM HIM”
  • im tellin u its been like 9 minutes and pony calls steve at the DX (he won’t pick up his house phone bc he’s at the DX hangin round soda) & he’s literally hyperventilating that blood is everywhere
    • soda picks up the phone first lmao
    • “STEVE I NEED HELP”
    • “never thought i’d hear u say that”
    • “SODA WTF GIVE THE PHONE TO STEVE UR NOT HELPING”
    • “wtf do u want pony” (steve)
    • and tbh you’re knocking shit over and tripping over yourself before u end up spitting ur gauze at pony while he’s on the phone??
    • “OH GOD ITS ON ME”
    • “pony wtf are u talking about”
    • pony practically whispers into phone bc he’s about to have a breakdown
    • “she just won’t stop knocking over things”
    • * huGE crash from the living room*
    • “ok well pony…….im…..busy…….”
  • darry eventually comes back after 20 minutes bc he forgot his wallet
    • and he opens the front door to see but nothing but a wrecked living which makes him vv concerned (like omg did they get robbed)
    • but then he follows the sound of crying which leads to soda and pony’s room
    • he opens the door and there u guys are
  • darry thought it was just u sobbing
    • but it turns out that pony’s cryin with u
    • like u are v emotional and u keep falling asleep in the middle of sobbing
    • and pony just doesnt know how to handle it??? so he cries
    • there are tissUES EVERYWHERE
    • and melted ice cream sitting in a bowl
  • darry’s just “OK WHY R U CRYING”
    • and u lose it??
    • “GOD IM SORRY I FAILED U MILKSHAKE”
    • “I MADE FUN OF PONY’S NAME IM AN AWFUL PERSON I KNOW”
    • ”milkshake??? but pony why are yOu crying??”
    • “IM CRYING BECAUSE I FEEL BAD”
    • “SHE DOESNT juST DOESNT DESERVE THIS”
    • “PONY, SHE NEEDED TO GET HER WISDOM TEETH OUT”
    • “BUT LOOK AT HER SHES MISERABLE”
    • they both look over at u, but this bitch is literally knocked tf out and drooling peacefully
  • darry will never let pony live this down js
Baby Project

77. “I lost our child.” 

A/N: They’re about… 16-17 in this? Purely because… Home Ec is a highschool course. It also might be more… modern because I don’t think they had electronic children in the 80’s. ANYWAY I apologize if any of them seem OOC, I hope I can get the characterization down.

—- 

“I can’t believe I’m stuck with you.” Eddie grumbled, etching Richie’s name beside his on top of the assignment in the ‘Partner’ blank space. 

Richie fake gasped, placing a hand over his heart. “I can’t believe I’m stuck with YOU.” 

The shorter boy shot the other a side glance. “I’m the only reason you’re getting an A on this project.”

 Richie narrowed his eyes a bit. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. This baby will love me, Eds.”

 “Stop calling me that.”

 “You know, some people actually appreciate nicknames other people give them. You should try it out sometime.” 

Eddie rolled his eyes, getting up to retrieve the electronic baby they would have to take care of over the long weekend. The teacher handed him a list of things to make the baby stop crying and turned it on

. ~ 

On their way home with their bikes, the baby started crying. Richie made a face. “Shut that thing up.”

 “Gee, this baby reminds me of someone. Oh, yeah, you.” Eddie retorted, picking up the baby and proceeding to ‘feed’ it. 

“I am way more attractive than that baby.”

 It finally stopped crying and the two boys made their way home. They set it down, deciding to get some homework done. It cried twice, both times Richie refused to get it, insisting that he “had more important things” to do. 

After about six hours of video games and tending to the ‘baby’, they decided to go to sleep. Around midnight, the baby started to cry. 

“Richie..” Eddie grumbled, rubbing his eyes. “It’s your turn..” The other boy groaned, covering his head with a pillow. “Richie!” Eddie hissed. He groaned, pulling the pillow more over his head. Eddie narrowed his eyes, mustering up enough strength to push Richie off the bed with his foot. He hit the ground with a soft thump, bringing the blanket and the pillow with him. 

“What the fuck?” Richie groaned, standing up. 

“You gotta take care of that damn baby at least once before I punch you.” 

“Damn, Eds, no need to be so violent. I’m the best dad ever,” Richie stated and walked over to the crying baby, before turning to look at Eddie. “What do I do?”

 “For fuck’s sake, Richie!” 

~

 “Here’s the list of things to do when it cries. Make sure it stops crying so we get credit for it. Got it?” Eddie asked, arms crossed in an attempt to show authority. 

“Yeah, yeah, whatever. I got it,” Richie brushed it off, putting it in his bookbag and hopping on his bike. “See you tomorrow, Eds.” He leaned down and pecked Eddie’s lips before pedaling off. 

As Richie was riding home, unbeknownst to him, the doll had fallen out of his bookbag on a sharp turn. When he got home and realized it was gone, he panicked. He picked up the phone, dialing Eddie’s number. 

“Hello?” Eddie asked. 

“Eddie… I lost our child.” 

“You what?”


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 I’m sorry this is so bad. HOWEVER ITS MY FIRST AND I AIM TO IMPROVE PLS MESSAGE ME HONEST FEEDBACK I NEED IT I HATE THAT ITS SO BAD IM SORRY

anonymous asked:

Can you write about Steve walking on the reader while she was taking a shower and her being so comfortable with nudity and she tells him something like "oh.. can you help me with my back?" I just want to read something about Steve being a blush mess

a/n: ok it’s gonna be more like you need to relieve some sort of pain you have in your back but here we go


The hot water streamed down your body as you watched what you took home from today’s work fall off of you. A mixture of dirt and blood pooled at your feet and you winced at the sensation of the temperature on your wounds. You leaned yourself against the shower wall, your arm shooting towards your facecloth and the bar of soap. You wanted to get this done quickly so you could go get some sleep, but you were more than certain this would take a while, considering how much pain you were in.

Everything was sore, from your shoulders all the way down to your toes. It wasn’t exactly pain, it was more discomfort, and you just wanted it to end. You stood there for a moment, taking a breath as you covered the cloth in soap, washing your body thoroughly but quickly, eager to be in the warmth of your bed.

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Soulmate!Soonyoung

Originally posted by mountean

  • a/n: this came out longer than i expected bc i got carried away with the ridiculousness of soonyoung
  • soulmate au where you will switch bodies with each other randomly
  • everyone thought soonyoung was the unlucky 1% that didn’t have a soulmate
  • why? because he didn’t have anything that showed signs of having one
  • he didn’t have a timer, he couldn’t hear his soul mates thoughts, he couldn’t feel anything his soulmate did
  • but soonyoung was positive, no matter how many people gave him that pity look soonyoung always smiled brightly because he definitely knows he has one.
  • soonyoung looked online for answers and he found a forum about people who didn’t have any physical signs of a soulmate, he discovered that for some people it takes time for it to develop
  • so that’s what soonyoung believes
  • “it’s not that I don’t have a soulmate. I just haven’t figured out how to find them” 
  • he’s really positive through all of this, he’s just this kind of really free spirit that whole heartedly believes he has one and on the off chance that he is in fact that 1% well he says he’ll just steal seokmin’s soul mate
  • the first time he switched bodies with you wow did he freak out a lot
  • he woke up really groggy and didn’t know where he was because the blanket was a lot fluffier than he remembered and when did he get a lot more pillows and why does his chest feel heavy
  • soonyoung literally shoots up out of bed and falls off and He’s running to the bathroom and he has this horrified face like “IM A GIRL”
  • he’s really really really confused and so he does what any person would go
  • google ‘'why did I suddenly turn into a girl’
  • turns out a lot of the results point towards soulmates and now soonyoung is grinning from ear to ear like “TAKE THAT SEOKMIN I ACTUALLY HAVE A SOULMATE”
  • and for 10 minutes soonyoung stares in the mirror bc wow his soulmate is kinda breathtaking even with bed hair
  • feels really really really bad bc he has to change out of your pajamas and He’s closing his eyes with your shirt off trying to find another shirt and He’s screaming “IM SORRY”
  • leaves a note on your mirror saying he’s sorry once again
  • finally changes into normal clothes and because he feels kind of skeptic, he’s slowly stepping out of your room
  • found your phone and wants to unlock it but doesn’t know the password so he can’t really call anyone
  • instead he locks himself in your apartment out of fear because he doesn’t know what a girl acts like
  • decides to binge watch tv shows and eat the junk food you had lying around (you did not appreciate the 15 bags of snacks he decided to eat)
  • he discovers your laptop and luckily for him it wasn’t locked, he’s messing around when it finally occurs to him that he could log into his facebook and call the members
  • video calls seokmin
  • seokmin screams when a girl answers “WHO ARE YOU”
  • soonyoung decides to mess with seokmin like “hi seokmin, I really enjoyed our time last night”
  • cue seokmins soulmate in the background asking who she is and why they were together
  • soonyoung laughing his ass off before he’s like “okay sorry, it’s soonyoung’
  • “stop lying, soonyoung is a boy”
  • “I’m soonyoung I switched bodies with my soul mate”
  • “DID SOONYOUNG PUT YOU UP TO THIS.”
  • “I SAID IM SOONYOUNG”
  • that goes on for 5 minutes before soonyoung is finally like “FINE THEN WHERE IS SOONYOUNG”
  • soonyoung goes to his apartment bc apparently his soulmate locked themselves in his room and refuses to come out
  • when the doors open Chan, Minghao, and Jun are staring at the small girl at the door like “who are you”
  • “I’m here for soonyoung”
  • Chan: he’s kind of busy right now
  • soonyoung doesn’t even bother, he walked right straight in and knocks on his door “hey its me.”
  • and the three boys watch in astonishment as the door opens and the girl is being pulled in
  • ‘'does soonyoung have a girlfriend”
  • now soonyoung is looking at himself in the eyes of his soulmate
  • “did you change my clothes?”
  • “iM SORRY I SWEAR I DIDNT LOOK THOUGH.”
  • you two just kinda sit in his room together really astonished that this was how the universe decided to have you guys be soul mates
  • and its really silent for a while before soonyoung says “I didn’t look at your body but did you?”
  • “ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW”
  • “I WAS JUST CURIOUS”
  • it isn’t until the next morning when you guys switch back, so you basically spent the whole night together kind of getting to know each other
  • when you two switch back its a fight for the bathroom because you two literally held it in for 24 hours
  • “THIS IS MY BATHROOM”
  • “YOU CHANGED MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING”
  • jun, minghao, and chan sitting in the kitchen staring at the chaos because one) soonyoung just spent the night with a girl and two) what was that about changing her clothes
  • after telling everyone the whole body switch situation everything just kinda makes sense now
  • you and soonyoung will switch bodies at least once a month
  • its really weird and random but you two actually end up enjoying it after the first few times
  • you asked soonyoung to dance in your body once and you literally developed a massive crush on yourself bc you looked good
  • you and soonyoung actually start to get use to being in each others bodies like you don’t mind using the bathroom in his body (since you saw it while doing the do)
  • soonyoung acts cutely when he’s in your body, says oppa a lot because it sounds cute from your voice
  • “OPPAA”
  • “I swear to god soonyoung”
  • HE ONCE GOT YOUR PERIOD WHILE IN YOUR BODY AND STARTED SCREAMING THAT HE WAS DYING
  • it was the worse body switch of your life because soonyoung cried saying his face was so beautiful
  • soonyoung uses your body to flirt and mess with the guys
  • the first time soonyoung knew he loved you was the day after your 3rd time switching bodies
  • he woke up with you snuggled into his chest, his arm was being used as your head rest as you lazily had your arm draped around his stomach
  • and you were dressed in his large white t-shirt with shorts on and even though he was the one that put it on the day before it was an entirely new sight with his actual eyes
  • he couldn’t help but stare at your features because he found you so beautiful, so naturally breathtaking and he wondered if you saw just how beautiful you were to him when you are in his body
  • like he just can’t wrap his head around it, when he’s in your body he just thinks ‘'oh I’m y/n for today okay’ but when he’s looking at you with his own eyes and body, he just feels his chest thump loudly and all he wants to do is lift you in his arms and pepper you with kisses
  • and while he’s watching you sleep soundly into his chest with bits of drool at the ends of your mouth he’s swooning in his head and his whole body fills with joy and that’s when he knows he’s head over heels
  • soonyoung prefers sports bras over regular ones and you could not agree more
  • you two literally bond a lot about the struggles of being a guy and girl
  • you once gave guy advice to the other boys and it was really awkward because they always forget that you become soonyoung once a month
  • jun once complimented your body to soonyoung while you were in soonyoungs body
  • it was awkward so you decided to not tell jun that it was the time of the month
  • but you appreciated the compliment
  • while in your body, soonyoung got hit on and he didn’t know what to do
  • “being a girl is hard”
  • once got turned on while in your body
  • “WE ARE NOT TRYING WHILE OUR BODIES ARE SWITCHED SOONYOUNG” 
  • soulmate soonyoung is a really cute free spirited guy that respects your body while he’s in it. and he just really really loves you and always makes sure your body is in tip top shape for the next day. he’s also just a cute bun that likes to mess with others but by the end of the day he just loves snuggling with you and holding you in his arms
Only One - Jaehyun [3] (M)

A/N: Oh. My. God. I’m so sorry. Tbh I’m not very happy with how this turned out… my writer’s block was so bad like I was actually stressed writing this. I knew what I wanted to say but I was having a hard time putting it into words I guess… ughghgghghghgh I hope you guys like it anyways ;-;  hopefully part 4 will be less shitty *cries* [I didn’t even proofread jfc… I have a headache x_x] ffs i couldnt even come up with a decent title… my writing abilities have gone down the drain RIP im fired

-Admin Kay

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[GIF Originally posted by wonwoosvt; added filter]


Part 3 - Say No

Genre: Smut, Angst

Rating R

(sexual content, language)

Word Count: 2,969

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Deserted

I REALLY JUST NEEDED TO WRITE A SHORT FIC ABOUT THE LAPIDOT IN THE SDCC TRAILER

(there’s obviously gonna be some angst in this one)

“Earth is our home now! Isn’t it worth fighting for?”

Lapis overhears Peridot’s lax and arduous voice, slowly turning back to glance at her and takes the apprehensive expression off of her face. Her pupils enlarge quickly to some extent and takes a moment to grasp the petite gem’s proposal. She perceives Peridot, staring directly and heartfelt at her with an affectionate smile, along with her small hand conveyed as she waited for a response to her most amorous partner.

“Please, don’t do this…” she whimpers in her head. A deep sigh was heard the more she stood.  

As much as she wanted to leave, she was brusquely struck with a suffocating decision. Clasp Peridot’s hand and partake the revolt with her, or fly away and avoid the uprising, leaving her closest partner in earth and the Crystal Gems in the course. The blue gem’s fist shudders while trying to solve this dilemma, and an anxious look comes back to her again and shuts her eyes heavily. She only had a second to decide before she could suffer any longer.

…. …..

 “Forgive me, Peridot…”

 …. ….

 ….

Without hesitating, she faces away from the green gem and quickly disregards her. She ascends awfully high with her water wings and soars while still trying not to look back. But just after taking off, a tear drop leaks out of her eye and weeps soundlessly in the firmament. Even though Peridot will probably never hear her, she still murmurs her feelings as she flies away.

 

“I’m so sorry…”

 

“I really don’t want to leave you…”

 

“I can’t and won’t do it. But don’t worry about me.”

 

“I love you Peridot…”

The grin on Peridot’s face disappears solemnly as she watches the blue gem fly aloft in extreme doubt. Her hand was still brought up, only now she was reaching for her twice as much than before.

“Lapis…?” she says disbelieved. Her heart and gem slowly felt like cracking, trying to clench the fact that she was vetoed and abandoned. Something that she thought would never happen. Soon, she felt her body collapsing and crashes on her knees.           Lapis is gone now, she couldn’t be certain of it.

“She…She left us…She left me…” The green gem sniffles but tries to force herself to stop sobbing. In the end, she fails to, and her tear drops slowly plunge to the ground.

“But…Lapis, you wouldn’t…” she laments stridently. Peridot stops looking up at the sky and now down the surface. She never had to whimper about denial before, and more tears fall out of her visors the more she thought about Lapis. Was that the last time she was going to see her? It couldn’t be. She didn’t want it to be. She thought they were going to stay together no matter what. But whatever the gem war did to her, it gave her something Peri couldn’t heal. And comforting her until she felt better was what she wanted more than anything.

Her tears were finally wiped away. “It’s fine…it’s not like this is the first time something like this has happened…” The green gem looks up at the sky again and reminisces the blue gem. Lapis had flown far enough to be out of sight. She officially left the barn.

“Be safe out there, Lapis.” Peridot laments. “Please come back when this is all over…”

“I love you, Lapis.”

Hey guys, sorry to ask again but I could really use a few buck for milk and ramen noodles. Turns out three people dont last long on what little we had. Again, I’m offering to rip songs and edit music and sound files for people, for any amout of money. I’m so sorry for asking again. I just dont know what to do anymore.
Paypal: grimthereaper88888@gmail.com
(The offbraind sprite is BC I’m sick and a friend brought that over for me yesterday, and the sodas up top are BC my mom is diabetic and needs them if her sugar drops)

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its okay seungmin ah.. you gotta do what you gotta do.