this trailer is way better okay

Can I Be Her || Tom Holland Oneshot (Alternate Ending)

Request: Anonymous asked: Can I please get an imagine where the reader is best friends with Tom and Harrison but loves Tom. The reader is witnessing Tom fall in love with Zendaya and tries to forget about Tom but can’t. In the end, Tom ends up having a serious relationship with Zendaya and Tom and the reader fall apart. You can decide the end but I want it to be a sad ending. I’m sorry if it’s complicated or just plain stupid. Thank you.

Warnings: Sad, happy ending!

Word Count: 1,655

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

A/N: Enjoy! Only difference is the ending lol. This is not part two by the way!

~Masterlist~

You didn’t think this would happen. You were falling for Tom, hard. At first you thought nothing of it, but once you got to know him, the real him, you were in a trance. You developed a love for Tom, it was completely indescribable. You never told anyone, not even Harrison, knowing he’d never keep his mouth shut. He’d spill everything to Tom, and you couldn’t bare let your affection for him to get in the way of your friendship.

Tom was special. He was charming, kind, confident. He had lots of good qualities and a great personality. Who wouldn’t fall for him. Tom also seemed to be paired with Zendaya a lot lately. In magazines and articles, reporter kept saying how they were a thing. Those two hit it off from the very start. They created a very close friendship. You felt a little jealous because you felt that she had more to offer to Tom. And you happened to consider yourself a decent person, but it would never be enough for Tom. But you reminded yourself that you had nothing to worry about or so you thought.

“Hey Y/N Zendaya invited us to her house would you like to join us?” You looked up to meet his brown eyes. He was showing the most heartwarming smile.

“Um…Sure who’s all going to be there?” You slowly stood up from his couch.

“Everyone! Jacob, Harrison, Laura, the whole gang” He smiled brightly at you.

“Great. Let’s go then” You gestured to the door.

“Ladies first” You teased.

He playfully rolled his eyes but walked ahead of you.

The ride to her house was a comfortable silence, but felt as though someone should have spoken up first.

“We’re here” Tom unbuckled his seat belt and didn’t bother to wait for you, already practically in the enormous house. Another thing you couldn’t show off.

You knocked on her front door. Unlike Tom who just burst in, you knocked like the well mannered girl your parents raised you to be. Not a second later the door swung open to reveal a happy Zendaya.

“Y/N the door was open silly. Come on in!” She chuckled softly.

You walked in and were greeted by everyone. A few “Hey’s” and “Where were yous” were thrown your way.

“Oh I was…outside” You pointed your thumb behind you.

“Doing what?” Jacob spoke up.

“Getting left behind” You mumbled. Thankfully no one heard you.

“What was that?” Harrison looked confused.

“Uh nothing. So what’re we doing?” You clasped your hands together.

“We could swim in the pool out back” Zendaya suggested.

“Yeah!”

I’m down”

“Let’s go”

“I’m in”

“I’d love to but I’m not in the proper swim-wear” You gestured to your jeans and t-shirt.

“I think I may have something for you to wear Y/N, come on” Zendaya grabbed your hand and dragged you to her bedroom.

You saw her rummaged threw her stuff.

“Ah ha. Here you go. The bathrooms down the hall to your left” She smiled at you sweetly.

Why did she have to be so nice. It was seriously impossible to hate her. There wasn’t anything bad you could say about her.

You quickly changed into the bikini top and bottoms. You gazed at your reflection picking out all your flaws. The bikini didn’t do you as justice like it did on Zendaya. Whereas she was skinny and tall, you were curvy, not that it was a bad thing, but always had a problem with your image. You couldn’t compete with her.

By the time you arrived outside everyone was doing their own thing. Tom and the boys were playing a game with a football, while Zendaya and Laura were tanning on chairs. You found yourself deep in thought thinking how did you fit in with these people. They were well-known and popular in life whereas the guy at Starbucks couldn’t even get your name correct. How did you managed to get yourself involved with them.

As months went by you slowly started seeing a change in Tom. He was always hanging out with Zendaya more often than usual, practically blowing off your hangouts to spend time with her. You were losing him, and fast. Your chance of ever being with him was starting to become a long-shot, and if you didn’t make a move he would be a goner. He’d be with Zendaya.

“Harrison I don’t think this is such a good idea” You protested. You finally gave in and told Harrison about your feelings for Tom. Since he was his best friend, Harrison suggested that you’d just tell Tom how you felt, that way you could see if he felt the same way.

“No don’t do that. You’re not backing out of this now” He shook his head.

“But what if he doesn’t like me” You stared at your feet.

“Your his best friend, you two have a wonder friendship, there’s no way he could reject you” He placed a reassuring hand on your shoulder.

“Okay” You sighed.

“You got this” He gave a slight push to his trailer.

“I got this” You recited back to yourself until you reached his door.

You mentally prepared yourself for better or for worse. You knocked slightly on his door but got no response. Strange he just finished shooting today. You thought. You tried again but got no answer. You opted for option two. You tried opening his door. It opened immediately granting you access inside his trailer. You cautiously stepped in looking around and not finding him anywhere. You checked the last place you knew for sure that you’d find him. You walked up to his bedroom and heard music coming from the room. You grew curiously and turned the knob, which you now regret doing so.

You gaped at the sight of Tom and Zendaya in a full out make out session. You gasped which finally got both of their attention. Tom noticed you first and his eyes bulged out widely from their sockets. He pulled away from Zendaya.

“Y-Y/N?!”

“I-It’s not what it looks like!” He flailed his arms in a “no” motion.

“He’s right Y/N” Zendaya pitched in.

“Really?!” You looked at him incredulously shocked. “I can’t do do this right now…” You whispered. You exited his trailer with fast paced steps.

“Y/N!” You heard Tom shout after you. You ignored him and continued walking to your car.

“Y/N stop!” Tom got a hold of your forearm preventing you from going any farther.

“Let. Go. Of. Me!” You said sternly.

“No not until you tell me what’s wrong!”.

“Oh now you care?!” You scoffed.

“Of course I care. I’m your best friend” He looked stunned.

“You haven’t exactly been acting like one” You mumbled averting your gaze any else.

“What?” He asked.

“You heard me” You pulled your arm out of his grip

“Why are you being like this?!” He raised his voice.

“Because she took you from me!” You cried out.

“Who? Zendaya? She hasn’t taken me from anybody Y/N, I’m not her property!” He shook his head. “I’m no ones property”

“She took what we had” You whispered.

“What we had? What’re you going on about?”

“You two became closer and started hanging out more. You kept ditching me for her. I lost you to her” You sniffled.

“You didn’t lose me Y/N” He hugged you.

“I think I already have…” Your voice was muffled by his shirt.

“What makes you think that?” He looked down at you.

You averted your eyes.

“Y/N?” 

You finally looked him in the eye and let it all out. “I fell for you Tom. I fell in too deep. I wanted to deny it, but I always kept coming back to you. Then you got closer to Zendaya, and I blew my chance. And when I saw you kissing her I j-just couldn’t watch”. You didn’t realize you shed a few tears through your confession.

“Y/N-” He started.

“No it’s okay. You don’t have to say anything. I get it. You love her. She’s the perfect girl for you. You deserve someone as great as her Tom” You faked the best smile you could muster.

“Y/N it’s not what-.”

You cut him off. “No I get it you clearly-.”

Tom grabbed your cheeks pulling you in for a harsh kiss cutting off your sentence before you could finish.

“Shut up” He said against your lips. 

You were taken back still trying to process what just happened. You could only nod.

“If you’d just let me talk, then you would know that we were practicing for a scene” He looked at you.

“A w-what?” You whispered.

“My character Peter and her character Michelle have a kissing scene. Zendaya asked if we could rehearse so it wouldn’t be awkward on set”. 

“Oh” Was all you could muster. You felt incredibly embarrassed. You made a big deal over something so small.

“I’m such an idiot!” You turned away from him.

“Hey you didn’t know” Tom caressed your arm.

“I don’t whether to feel relieved or slap you” You quirked a brow at him.

“I’d go for the first option” He put his hands in surrender.

“I’m sorry” You looked up at him.

“It’s okay…So you really fell for me?” He turned serious.

“Umm. Look Tom I didn’t mean to blurt all that out. I never wanted our friendship to get ruined”.

“And it never will love. I love you as well” He leaned forward kissing your forehead.

“You mean that?” You smiled a bit.

“I only have my eyes set out for one girl, and that girl will always be you.”


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Baby Girl, What Did You Call Me?

Originally posted by martabuzz

Originally posted by thedesire


Warnings: spanking, dirty talk, daddy kink, unprotected sex (no glove, no love), choking

A/N: Thank you @theoraekendeserveslove for posting this brilliant idea that inspired me. I checked and saw no one had written it, so this one’s for you!! This is pure filth, so I hope you dirty minds enjoy!


It was no secret Teen Wolf was coming to an end. Everyone was on their way; getting new acting jobs or working somewhere else, or just taking a break. The past six years had been such an experience for the cast & me and the last ten episodes and the scheduling had been hectic for everyone. Jeff casted so many amazing people and brought back some of everyone’s favorite characters. One person in particular really caught my eye. Dylan O’Brien. 

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The Call

Pairing:  Jensen x Reader (Female)

Summary:  It’s been a tough day on set for Director Ackles until he receives a call from the reader.

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: Dirty talk, bit of smut… I think that’s it…

A/N: This is for Kari’s Favorite Things Challenge hosted by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing !!! She’s a fantastic writer so go check her out! My prompt was talking on the phone with Jensen, and it’s my first time writing Jensen, so any critiques is appreciated! Also I’m starting a new tag list so let me knopw if you would like to be tagged in anything

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Stranger Things Season 2 Trailer Shot by Shot Rundown Pt 2

  A week late but here you go (the first run down can be found here)

disclaimer: i own nothing, all shots and scenes depicted belong to Netflix

it should also be noted that these are just MY theories and opinions. I am by no means an expert, and you are absolutely entitled to your own thoughts and theories.

without further adieu here we go-


MY BABY IM SO READY FOR YOUR RETURN

as long as she has her eggos and is safe that’s all that matters :’)

i hope shes warm enough

that person is me running away from all the shit that’s about to hit the fan

so i’m assuming this season is really going to focus on the lines between dimensions blurring around Halloween thus why Will is struggling so hard rn yada yada yada nothing new

i want to know why this monster is just now on the radar you know? like while Will was in the Upside Down did he know about THIS thing or just the demagorgan

dang i guess trick or treat is ruined then?

yyyyyyiiiiiiIIIIIIIKKKKKKEEEEESSSS i CANT EVEN TELL WHERE ITS HEAD IS WTF IS THIS THING

??? where are they? and who is that random man with them? it kind of looks like a lab or some place underground. also i’m screaming bc 

NOTE: their outfits here are different from the ones they’re wearing in the shot of them staring at the wall i love detective legends WHO GO OFF AND RESEARCH THE SUPERNATURAL by themselves how interesting 

no really who is this guy and who is he keeping tabs on (see: the white note cards to the left)

WHO YOU GONNA CALL (i made this joke in my last rundown i’m sorry i’m so lame)

i think i mentioned this in the last run down, but even though i’m not a huge fan of Steve atm, i’m intrigued by this dynamic of him and the kids they’re going to be doing

does every small town in tv shows have a lookout point where the core group congregates to see shit go down?

this is such cool cinematography if they did, in fact, make one side of the road green and the other dying on purpose

i’m ALSO SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS FRIENDSHIP DYNAMIC THIS SEASON (just bc Will was MIA last season, we didn’t really get to see much about his relationship with the other three aside from how much they wanted him back, and towards the very end of the final episode)

ok even though this new monster is creepy as hell and i’m so upset will has to suffer again this season……….this kid is a hella talented artist way to go Will you’re doing great

omg please stop hurting mah boy…but also wtf why do I have to deal with another slow burn ship this season screw this

…….you……..you’re to blame

who are you and what are those glowing light cylinders doing in front of you

NOTE: i actually think this is Hop in the same scene as a clip you will see later in the trailer…you can look there to see my theory on why he is doing this stay tuned

pictures???? of what I can’t tell. why are they showing these to him while hes in the hospital? (peep the gown)

someone help this kid pls

are they at an ER or a police station?

big mood Joyce (ugh I hate how she has to suffer through this again just let the Byers live please)

can’t even tell whats going on here other then the fact that it looks like the upside down next slide

what are all these wires yikes

this doctor seems like (based on what I saw this trailer especially) he’s going to become a new reoccurring character…interesting…he better not back stab any of my children or i will stab him in his back

DONT BE SAD MIKE SHES ON HER WAY BACK TO YOU 

oh my god a conversation between Will and Mike where Mike fills him in and tries to explain his feelings for Eleven HERE FOR IT PLEASE LORD

RUN MY CHILD FLEE I WOULD PROTECT YOU IF I COULD

I REALLY HOPE SHES OKAY OH LORD

MIND POWERS ARE BACK OH HELL YEAH

ummm…??????? first of all whose house is this, I dont reconize it and second of all…

why does she look so angry now i’m kind fo concerned WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?

halloween dance maybe? i’m just confused as to why people are at the school in the middle of the night, i think this is mainly wishful reaching on my part

what’s interesting to me about this shot is not even so much the drawing (which i discussed in my last rundown), but the fact that Joyce has the phone next to her again? last season she had it in hopes of communicating with Will, which causes me to question who she is waiting for this time?

a portal i’m guessing?

NOTE: I think that Steve and Dustin are going to be the main friendship focus out of the kids and Steve. i think it’s going to be Will off having problems of his own, Mike with Eleven when she comes back sorting things out, and Max and Lucas…which i’m guessing is going to be the love interest for max they’ve been hinting at and if any of the crazies out there start trying to SHIP Dustin and Steve I will come for your throats

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus please mAKE THIS STOP

IT LOOKS LIKE LITERALLY ALL OF THEM ARE CONGREGATED WHY AM I LIVING FOR THIS

nope ignore, next

IGNOREING THE FACT THAT THIS LOOKS LIKE A PARALLEL TO HOP WHEN HE LOST HIS DAUGHTER. NEXT

how many dang trips is Hop taking to the Upside down this season?

edit: see further down for the theory

see: my last statement 

who are you odd doctor man?

well he kind of looks as out of the loop as the rest of us so i think we can trust him…for now…

*heavy labored breathing*

oh boy…

excuse me while i scream until my lungs concave (OK BUT THE BED ROOM SHARING TROUPE PARALLEL??? CANT I JUST CATCH MY BREATH FOR FIVE SECONDS BEFORE BEING ATTACKED AGAIN?? okay but it kind of looks like theyre in a hotel???? why????????????)

Holes (2003) that should be Hopper behind her

this scene was in the Comicon trailer and it doesn’t concern me any less now 

me too steve…me too…

…will the real Karate Kid please stand up

actually, the more i think about it, the more i’m thinking Hop making all these weird trips to the Upside Down has to do with that deal he made with the scientists last season…like his end of the bargain was basically doing all the dangerous dirty work everyone else is too afraid to do 

that or he’s being sent to locate Eleven but I’m choosing to ignore this theory

YIKES (Part 18937487002)

lowkey think this is going to be that weird pet thing Dustin eventually gets but watch me be wrong

classic Samwise Gamgee

nothing but respect for my sons (if their love triangle causes any sort of animosity between these two this season I’m burning something)

i reeeeeeeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyyyyyy want to like Max this season and I hope shes more like cool and reserved and not annoyingly angsty and rude like so many tv franchises like to paint preteen girls. but Stranger Things has not failed me yet so I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt

interesting that Will and Mike aren’t there doing whatever the heck they’re doing, but Steve and Max are? idk if it means anything, it’s just interesting. makes me wonder if Will and Mike are going to be off figuring out whats happening to Will, while these four focus on something else? but what?

Dustin is ready to throw down (I think that this has to do with his “pet” they’ve been teasing this season. like idk maybe he’s trying to tame it or something)

everyone in this show is about to be in the best damn shape of their lives with all the running they seem to be doing my god

oh my god??? so it looks like they’re sterilizing him for something, but Hop looks like he’s in pain so I’m completely against whatever the hell is going on in this scene

NOTE: this is probably in reference to him paying off his end of the bargain with the lab

can this monster just calm tf down and give these mf kids a chance to take a BREAT?????????????? LEAVE

this whole trailer consisted of horrified looks, people in pain, and running

so maybe Hop is being used to test weapons for the labroatory on the monsters in the Upside Down? and that was the deal he made?

the amount of panic and seeming lack of experience these people working at the lab have expressed on multiple occasions makes me doubt their credibility as scientists to begin with

she looks terrified and sweaty this is not a good combination (also did you know that Nancy Wheeler could run me over with an 18 wheeler and I would say “thank you”?)

that looks like Nancy’s gun so looks like the core group is getting ready to rumble 

can’t tell if he looks suspicious, seductive, confused, or constipated in this shot so MOVING ON

??????????????? who tf are you? (based on the pictures on the walls, he’s in the Byers house?)

anD HES PUNCHING JONATHAN BYERS ABORT ABORT THIS JUST TOOK A TURN I THINK TF NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

I don’t think I’ve ever hated an idea more than the idea of my bois going into the upside down themselves no thanks

does anyone know this guys name? i can’t keep calling him Samwise

wiLLIAM PLEASE NO

a raid of sorts? but on what because this doesn’t look like the upside down so…the real world?

again with these inexperienced scientists working on what is apparently a very important government project. this staff need to be reevaluated

*Teenager by My Chemical Romance plays in the distance*

(the relevance behind this shot makes me curious, because from what i can tell which obviously isn’t a lot with the mask and such, its not anyone we know yet…and it’s just a bunch of teenagers sooooo)

i think it should be noted that Dustin is wearing the same outfit and headset from that scene from the previous trailer where he’s screaming “ABORT ABORT” so my guess is we are just going to have one episode where the kids venture into the Upside Down for a mission of their own (in which they ALL better return safely or I will be making some calls)

i’m confused now, because previous to this, it looked like Dustin was outside with the headset kind of running point, but here it looks like he’s in there with them??? idek anymore

i’m so sosososoososososososo really for this show down scene

HELL YEAH

this pretty much confirms for me my theory on how the love triangle pans out (Lucas and Max end up together) 

*sigh* at this point, i’m officially worried for every single one of the main characters 

LOOKS LIKE JOHNNYBOY HIT BACK(look at that bloody nose) OOooOOooOOOOOoO (also i can’t wait to hate you whoever you are we’re just going to call you Crusty for now)

hmmm….this is the same van that those teenagers in masks were getting out of a few scenes back…interesting

WHO ARE ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE

she literally looks so angry this trailer oh man…though this one she also looks more…upset maybe?

correct me if i’m wrong but is that not the woman who we’re pretty sure is Eleven’s mom? the distortion around the camera also kind of makes it look like a vision/ flashback, so this could possibly be something Eleven is seeing and explain why she’s so upset?

this looks like the same scene where she’s yelling and looking pretty mad. also noted: this is the same outfit she’s wearing when she appears in that unknown door way looking so angry 

NOTE: i’m also confused about her hair? like yes, i know they let Millie grow her hair out this season, but in a recently released short clip where Eleven busts out of the wall into the middle school, her hair is still buzzed. so does this suggest a time jump? if so, how much time has passed? does this also suggest that she came through the upside down a while back and has been living on her own long enough for her hair to get THAT long? which would mean she didn’t go to Mike or the others for help, she just has been roaming around doing whatever it is they’ll have her doing…

solidifies my belief that Dustin and Steve will be the main friendship they will be pushing this season 

NOTE: ….??? why does Dustin have flowers? i lowkey think Dustin is going to awkwardly go to Steve as like a big brother figure to give him advice on his crush on Max

eternal mood

oh okay wow…so this is actually right before all the shit with the kids going into the upside down all happens (Dustin’s shirt and headset)

all of these scenes with the same outfits makes me wonder how long of a time period this season spans over…honestly my guess would be like three days

lol why does Steve seem so confused by the contents of his own trunk

NOTE: whoa whoa whoa this just went from day to night…so the whole “do you still have the bat” scene is different from Steve actually removing the bat from his car

why does Steve have the bat to begin with? I thought it was Jonathan’s?

i’m betting said shit just officially went down

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M REALLY NOT READY GUYS THIS SEASON IS GOING TO SHAKE US ALL TO OUR CORES 

QUESTION: is there anything you guys want me to do when the episodes are released? maybe like an episode rundown w/ my thoughts and opinions? idek leave a comment if you reblog and have an idea

AND THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 3K YOU ALL ROCK MY SOCKS OFF LOVE YOU ALL 

Hartwin Fic: (Not So) Patiently Waiting

A little something to tide us over until the trailer finally drops. :-)


“Come oooonnnn,” Eggsy groans. He throws his head back, and Harry looks up in time to see him refresh his Facebook feed one more time. 

“Still waiting, I take it,” he observes. 

“What was your first clue?” Eggsy retorts. He sits up straight again, resettles his laptop across his thighs, and refreshes the page again. 

Harry puts his thumb in between the pages of the book he’s currently reading, then gives Eggsy his full attention. “This is that trailer you’ve been waiting on? Heroes Glory?" 

Valiant’s Glory,“ Eggsy says. "I’ve only told you like a hundred times.” He refreshes his feed. “And yeah, that’s the one." 

"I see,” Harry says. He glances at his Bremont; it’s been two hours since dinner, and in all that time he doubts Eggsy has even thought about doing something besides sit curled up on the couch with his laptop and his growing impatience. “Why don’t you try walking away?" 

Eggsy looks up at him, aghast with horror. "It’ll drop if I do that! And then I’ll miss it!" 

"I might be old and out of touch,” Harry says with a touch of asperity, “but the last time I checked, videos like that don’t just disappear without warning." 

"You never know,” Eggsy mutters darkly, and refreshes the page again. 

“Your dog needs a walk,” Harry suggests helpfully. 

Eggsy doesn’t even glance up. “It’s your turn to take him out." 

"I wasn’t aware we took turns with JB,” Harry says. 

Eggsy refreshes the page, mutters something under his breath, then says, “It ain’t time yet. ‘sides, look at him. He’s all curled up in his bed." 

This is definitely true, and Harry bites back a sigh. He’s had enough of Eggsy’s insufferable nature tonight. 

And to think people have the nerve to call him stubborn. 

He sets his book down and slides across the couch to sit right beside Eggsy. He reaches up and gently takes hold of Eggsy’s chin. Eggsy makes a faint questioning noise, then Harry turns his head and kisses him. 

Eggsy leans into the kiss right away, warm and eager like always. But just before they draw apart, Harry opens his eyes and sees that Eggsy is peeking at his computer screen. 

He doesn’t even think. He just reacts, his hand shooting out and forcefully closing the laptop. 

"Oi!” Eggsy snatches his hands back. “You almost got my fingers!" 

"Well it’s not like you’re doing anything with them,” Harry points out. 

Eggsy gives him a look, glances almost longingly at the laptop – this trailer must be pretty amazing from the way he’s going on about it – and then turns toward Harry. “Okay then,” he says. He grins. “If that’s how you want to play it." 

"I do indeed,” Harry says solemnly, but he’s already fighting back a smile. 

It turns out Eggsy can put his hands to far better use than just hitting the Refresh button for hours on end. At some point the laptop slides off the couch and lands on the floor, but it’s cushioned by their shirts, which have already been cast away, and so no harm comes to it. 

And when Eggsy’s phone dings with the long-awaited alert, neither one of them pays it any attention. 

Can I Be Her - (Tom Holland AU)Part 1

Request: Anonymous asked: Can I please get an imagine where the reader is best friends with Tom and Harrison but loves Tom. The reader is witnessing Tom fall in love with Zendaya and tries to forget about Tom but can’t. In the end, Tom ends up having a serious relationship with Zendaya and Tom and the reader fall apart. You can decide the end but I want it to be a sad ending. I’m sorry if it’s complicated or just plain stupid. Thank you.

Warnings: Sad, heart breaking

Word Count: 1,494

Pairing: Tom Holland x Zendaya

A/N: Based on the song by James Arthur - Can I Be Him but instead of his perspective it’d be the reader’s P.O.V. This felt so real I almost cried!

~Masterlist~

You didn’t think this would happen. You were falling for Tom, hard. At first you thought nothing of it, but once you got to know him, the real him, you were in a trance. You developed a love for Tom, it was completely indescribable. You never told anyone, not even Harrison, knowing he’d never keep his mouth shut. He’d spill everything to Tom, and you couldn’t bare let your affection for him to get in the way of your friendship. 

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Unpopular theory: Viggo Grimborn is alive.

“No, JK, you’re wrong!  There’s no way a human being can survive a volcanic eruption!”

“You’re just saying that because you like his character.”

“You’re reading too far into it, they’re just speculations.”

Okay, valid points, I’ll give you all that.  And to be honest, I don’t want to believe he’s alive either, because I personally loved the symbolism and the full circle nature of his “death”.  But after finding a HUGE Easter egg in the trailer while watching it on my laptop (WAY better quality), among a few other things some people pointed out, I am at least 80% convinced that he survived.  And I’m going to tell you all why.

Ok, obvious first:  This screenshot I took of Krogan.  When he leans forward while he’s saying, “all dragon flyers to the sky”, there’s clearly someone standing next to him:

The hair color and the skin color are EXACTLY like Viggo’s.  And also, the cut of this mystery person’s hair is the same as Viggo’s.  I’ll even show you a reference picture, just to prove my point:

See?  O.o

Now for exhibit B: Mystery person’s ear is also badly burned, as pointed out by someone else on my previous post.  If he survived the eruption, he’s obviously going to be badly burned regardless, so it would make perfect sense for him to have burn scars everywhere.  

Exhibit C: The dragon eye.  Just before Krogan leans forward, we see this:

This is unmistakably the top of the dragon eye:

So, my thinking is, if the dragon eye was recovered, how on Earth was Viggo NOT recovered?  The dragon eye fell into the volcano BEFORE him.  If it had truly been destroyed, it would have sunk long before he fell in.

Further evidence: This screenshot from the other trailer:

This little device the twins are carrying looks awfully familiar, no?  It’s the same thing that Astrid and Throk were stuck in in the episode where they had to help the baby eruptodon hatch, which means that it’s reliable enough for someone to get in it and get close to Viggo and the Dragon eye to save them, if only for a moment.  Furthermore, if Astrid and Throk could get that close to the volcano without burning alive, who is to say that Viggo didn’t land on some sort of rock ledge and wait it out?  It would be really inconsistent of the writers to say that Astrid and Throk could survive hot lava while standing on pure metal, and Viggo couldn’t survive it if he landed on a rock ledge.  In reality, you would burn on the spot in both places, but this is fantasy, so we’ll roll with it.

Final exhibit: This screenshot.  I know it’s really hard to see, but immediately after Krogan says, “all dragon flyers to the sky”, we see this:

If you look very closely, you can see that this person has a black tunic and some type of red pants on, not unlike Viggo’s outfit.  They are also standing with their hands either folded or behind their back, which is exactly how Viggo stands.  And the way that the frames fall within those whole two seconds of the trailer, the viewer presumes that Krogan is standing in the clubhouse.  Say, what is that shadowy figure next to our mystery person?  Could it be Krogan, maybe?  Is that the frame we just came from, one second before?

Also, a bonus: At the end of season 4, when Viggo falls into the volcano, it doesn’t sound like a liquid. It sounds like he landed with a thud, which suggests that he landed on a solid.


So, there you have it.  My unpopular opinion.  Of course, I could be wrong, but I’m not going to resist a bunch of clues when I see them.  Let me know if you agree/disagree in the comments.

Baby and the ‘Bird

Here is my entry for @death2thevirgin’s Classic Movie Quotes challenge.  My quote was “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” from Dirty Dancing (one of the best movies, like, ever).

Summary: Jensen and Y/N discuss whose car is truly better – the Impala or the Firebird.

Warnings: none

A/N: This is a sort of one-shot companion piece of my Firebird series that I wrote a loooonnng time ago.  You don’t have to read it to like this, but it wouldn’t hurt!

word count: ~950


You pulled into the lot, parking next to Jensen’s trailer before grabbing the extra-large bag of sweets and treats you brought from your shop for the cast and crew to munch on. A few people waved at you as you walked over to stage 3, where Jensen had texted you to meet them.  

Since the two of you had gotten together, when Jared had tricked you together, you had become a regular face to see on set.  No matter how often Clif brought the boys by your shop in the morning, you were always getting a text order from one or the other of them mid-day, and you’d never say no to another reason to visit Jensen.

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Jared Padalecki celebrated his birthday with an epic keg stand (and help from Jensen Ackles)

It’s hard not to picture him as high schooler Dean Forrester, but Jared Padalecki just celebrated his 35th birthday. That’s right — the big 3-5. And during an appearance on Conan, he admitted how he normally spends big occasions like this. Typically, he streaks.

Of course, since Conan is a family friendly show, he didn’t decide to partake for the audience. While his Supernatural co-star Jensen Ackles tried to dispell the rumor, Padalecki joked that typically the streaking happens the day after his birthday, since “we’ve had too much to drink.”

And, well, that? That’s something that Conan and his crew could work with. What better way to celebrate than with a keg stand?

“We used to sneak kegs into each other’s trailers,” Ackles said. “Warner Brothers, don’t listen. And as the years got on, then the kegs became half-kegs…. and then it just became embarrassing, it was maybe a beer.”

Ackles said that keg stands were only okay on two occasions — being in a fraternity, or being on Conan.

With a little help, Padalecki managed to pull it off.

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And yes — we’re definitely impressed, as he’s reportedly 6’4″. And we’re also impressed by the beer itself. Ackles revealed that his family was in the process of opening up a brewery in Austin, and this birthday keg was their very first. At least we know that Padalecki had a memorable 35th birthday.

Supernatural has been on the air for 12 seasons, with a 13th season on the way, so we’re sure they have a lot more funny anecdotes to share. We’ll be waiting patiently for a tell-all book.

I’m gonna save the entire pokeani fandom trouble and make one post containing all the possible #Discourse for the new trailer so we can take care of the serpent’s egg before it hatches okay here we go:

“New Companion Girl is better than Misty for XYZ reasons.”

“New Companion Boy is better than Brock for XYZ reasons.”

“Misty is better than New Companion Girl for XYZ reasons.”

“Brock is better than New Companion Boy for XYZ reasons.”

“The Pokeani writers are the worst for leaving out Misty and Brock!”

“Old fans need to get over it! Misty and Brock are not in the show anymore!”

“The changes are ruining my childhood!”

“The show should have done it this way from the beginning!”

Okay I think that pretty much covers all the bases, so let this now be a Discourse-free get-hype for the new film.

bellero  asked:

I am adoring these head canons! I was wondering if you could do a "how the cast cheer you up"?? Like separately with Misha, Jensen and Jared please???❤

aww hon thanks!❤ hope this is what you wanted:)

- sometimes it scared you how easily he could read you

- “You’re upset.”

“No I’m not.”

“Yes you are. What is it?”

- he was there as a shoulder to cry on or an arm to wrap yourself in

- he really loved to kiss your forehead when you were upset

- like a lot

- he would put on random shows and watch them with you when you sere upset

- he made sure you ate and drank and cleaned yourself up

- “You’re like my mom.”

“If you want to call me mommy, that’s cool.”

“Shut up.”

“Don’t you speak to your mother in that tone!”

- he was always there for you, and always made sure that nothing would put too much stress on you

- Jensen was always prepared to take care of your worst, and seemed to be the only calming presence when you were in the middle of a storm

- two words: BEAR HUGS

- you didn’t even have to say anything when you were upset- you just had to give him a look and he’d know

- “I’m here. I’ve got you.”

- even though you were dwarfed in comparison, he always found a way to make you fit into his arms

- Jared would simply hold you and seemingly stick together the pieces that were breaking

- there was definitely not a stash of your favourite candy preserved specifically for you in his trailer

- no way

- “Do you want to talk about it?”

“Not really.”

“Okay.”

- somehow, he always managed to make you laugh when you were down

- “Did you seriously steal my flannel?”

“What? It’s comfy.”

“Then I’m stealing yours.”

“Wait- JARED THAT’S NOT GOING TO FIT YOU!”

*riiipp*

“… You are so lucky that you chose my ratty flannel.”

- he always made you feel better, even when you didn’t think there was a way

- sometimes you’d fall asleep on him (he’d threaten anyone who would try to wake you)

- everyone was surprised when they found out that Misha could very easily comfort you

- “… So he’s comforting Y/N?”

“Yup.”

“Didn’t he put glitter in her shampoo once?“

“Their relationship is too complicated for me to understand.”

- he’d quickly come over and cheer you up with very cheesy jokes and an arm slung around your shoulders

- he’d just randomly… appear??

- with bags of your favourite candy??????

- he was an oddball, but you loved him and he could work miracles on you like no other

- “What’s up, Y/N?”

“Not much.”

“… You okay?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay, well, when you decide that that’s bullshit, come and talk to me.”

- he cheered you up the quickest out of them all

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One thing you had come to fear less was the chance of getting caught. The cops never entered the tavern. Maggs knew how to handle customers that got too rowdy after a night of drinking.

The last time you saw a cop was in Sacramento as you guys were leaving and cars on the freeway were getting pulled over.

Jimin wanted to leave soon though. You’ve been on the run for two months now and everything was going better than planned. As much as you wanted to stay, he said it was too dangerous to stay in one place for too long.

“What’s wrong babe?” He walked through the trailer door and you flushed in embarrassment as he saw you sitting down on the floor crying.

As much as you wanted to hug him and feel his arms around you, you stayed on the floor and didn’t meet his gaze.

You shook your head and told him it’s nothing. “Just thinking about leaving. It makes me sad.” You lied.

It wasn’t right. The way you flushed underneath his gaze. Somehow you felt like he was testing you. He always seems to be hinting at more.

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Art Trade - Tord x reader

Art Trade with @kittenteeths!

The first Conjuring film was… okay in your opinion, it was scary, but not very scary, and it seemed to drag on and on to the point where it felt more like a hassle than a fun trip to the movies with your boyfriend, so when the sequel was announced you’d shrugged it off and prayed Tord hadn’t seen the trailer yet.

“Elskede!” Shit.

To be fair, the shine in his eyes was absolutely beautiful, and the grin on his face looked much better than his usual frown, the way his eyes crinkled at the corners, the small cut along his lips from when he’d carried a letter in his mouth when his hands were full and ended up with a paper cut and a bloody gas bill; hell, you could probably name every bruise and cut on his paper white skin if you felt like it, you think it’s a huge shame he’s so shy and ashamed of himself.
“Coat on, we’re going to see Conjuring 2.” He tapped at his phone and wasn’t at all surprised to see you still in your pyjamas at five pm, neither of you had work today so what was the point in getting dressed?
“Really?” You groaned and heaved as you sat up and took out one of your less flashy outfits from your shared closet, the cinema was pretty damn disgusting most days, with sticky floors and equally sticky children that loved to touch everything in sight, so there wasn’t a point in wearing something nice and risking it getting completely ruined, Tord seemed to have the same idea as he was wearing his old black trench coat over a red button up shirt.
“The first Conjuring wasn’t even that good. You want a good horror, there’s the Grudge and Dawn of the Dead.”
“DoD is good, but the zombie baby freaked me right out.” He looked embarassed at the idea of big bad Red Leader being afraid of a CGI undead baby, you hid your smile and let him keep his pride for today.

“You get good seats?” His phone screen showed two seats right at the back, squeezed into the corner, so either he had some dirty ideas in his head or they were really the only seats left, either way you got dressed and held hands with Tord as you walked down to the cinema.

‘Why didn’t we just download it illegally?’ You pondered as the two of you struggled to keep together in the massive crowd, of course the movie was out on a Meerkat Wednesday, so the place was packed with people of all ages, from kids who looked way too young to watch any of the movies being shown, to elderly couples eagerly chatting about Jason Bourne. Cute.

With your tickets collected from the machine and your popcorn and drinks bought you skipped the line to buy tickets and went straight into screen 4 with Tord carrying the snacks and you sipping on your pepsi, it was great to get into a screening early and watch through the trailers. You sat with the wall on one side and Tord on the other, and you were both lucky enough to get the one chair with a missing armrest, for maximum comfort and hugs of course, you’d have to put your drink on the floor.
“Popcorn?” The bag was offered to you and popped in your lap and you took a handful as you looked around the mostly empty room, you expected the place to be packed since today was the first showing, but even well into the trailers the room was half empty. The lights dimmed and someone at the front whooped.

‘Nuns are fucking horrifying.’ You chanted over and over again, you were sat with your knees pulled into your chest and hiding your face in your kneecaps. The music began to get louder, violin strings screaming and bass drums thumping heavily as the dark corridor seemed to stretch on and on, the painting of the nun made you jump as the strings did too, someone screamed from the other side of the room. Suddenly there was a hand on your shoulder and you gasped.
“Hey, it’s only me.” Tord hushed, pulling an arm around your shoulders, you sunk into the warmth of his chest and felt at ease despite the snarling demon on the screen.
“You’re safe with me.” You sighed into his chest.

The climax of the film was coming. Pouring rain, screaming children and loud music. Except for the first time you were actually concerned the main character wouldn’t make it, as all hope seemed lost.
‘He can make it!’ You prayed, clutching Tord’s hand and squeezing it as the main character was mere seconds away from dying, hanging from a window just above the sharp remains of a tree, he was going to be impaled. Then, a glimmer of hope, the duotaganist rushed in, screaming out the demon’s name and destroying it, saving the protagonist, you leaned forward eagerly.
“She did it!” You whispered excitedly and Tord hummed. Then the lights flicked on and it was over, the credits rolled and people began to leave, some stayed to view the credits but most had already begun walking down the stairs and leaving the room, you took Tord’s hand in yours and walked out.

“You enjoy the film, kjærlighet?” He smiled as you walked out into the cool, fall air, your breaths mingled together.
“Maybe. It was okay.” You giggled,he pulled an arm around your shoulders and kissed your cheeks.
“You’re ‘okay’. ” He grinned and you slipped your arm around his waist.
“Hey, I love you.” You rubbed your nose against his in an eskimo kiss.

“Jeg glad I deg, my starlight.” He smiled, and you felt as though the world had stopped, just for the two of you.

anonymous asked:

hello! so the ComicCon has been full of interesting things: aglimpse of Nat's new blonde hair in that poster and so many little scenes of Bruce in Ragnarok's trailer... As a fellow shipper of Bruce and Natasha, what are your thoughts about them?

Hey, Anon! Gosh, it’s been forever since I’ve done any brucenat meta. The other day, I redid my tags and such, so I put all my meta on ao3. Yeesh I wrote a lot of meta in 2015. Haha! Happy to get some new stuff talk about.

The ComicCon stuff was amazing. Ragnarok is gonna be so much fun! And I watched the cam version of the IW trailer, which would have done me no good if I hadn’t already read the descriptions. It’s super fascinating where Bruce and Natasha are going to be come IW. 

In AoU, Bruce and Natasha were part of the Avengers family and the comfort they found there, even if it wasn’t a perfect fit for either of them, gave them enough of a sense of ease to start slowly exploring what they could mean to each other. Then, of course, they are Tested By the Plot. Neither believing themselves worthy of their hero-families, briefly, they think about running away together to forge something only they can. But, when it comes down to it, Natasha chooses to be hero. She does the hard thing, betraying Bruce into becoming the Hulk. At the end of the movie, a very Bruce-like Hulk leaves alone, still not convinced he can be trusted enough for family.

In CW, Natasha loses her family. It’s tragic. She absolutely tries to do the right thing for all sides and ends up losing everything for it. She goes on the run, shedding her identity as an Avenger, may be even as the Black Widow. Maybe even as Natasha Romanoff. I have so many questions! Is she still in the game, working from the shadows? Or has she given it all up for a semblance of a normal life? I think the blonde hair, if it’s real (as opposed to a less permanent wig), indicates that whatever she’s doing she’s in This Is My Life Now mode. And the most tragic thing is that she’s cut off, on her own, when every choice she has made since we’ve known her as an Avenger has been designed to get closer to people. What must she be going through to be tossed out in the cold the way she is? Gah. 

And then there’s Bruce. Bruce, by contrast, chose exile. But, for him, it looks like exile is the best thing that could have happened. The trailer makes it seem like he’s just come out of a two-year span as the Hulk. He seems wide-eyed and out of his element, but not morose. Not depressed. He seems…at peace. And the Hulk is articulate! He’s got a personality (and it’s Drax’s, heh)! Bruce seems like a man changed for the better, ready to ally with Thor and save the frickin’ galaxy (okay, okay, I’ll stop with the Guardians comparison, heh). I’m sure (I hope) there will be more depth to his character than that, but overall Bruce is likely coming to IW on a good note.

So where does that leave brucenat? I don’t know! It’s tough to speculate. The only clue we have is Scarlett Johansson’s interview where she talks about Natasha’s “ongoing” thing with Banner and how upset she was at what sounds like the ephemeral nature of their relationship. So, good news, brucenat is going to be explored! And, better news, it sounds like it’s going to be with some nuance. I’m down for it. But I wonder how these two are going to relate to each other? I’d love for Bruce to be in a better, more open place. But it sounds like the dynamic is still similar — Natasha pursues, Bruce shies away. Natasha is going to be in a very vulnerable place if she, indeed, has been on her own for a couple years. Is she harder? Is she shielding herself by getting lost in a new identity? Is she cracking at the edges for want of family (I hope to God at least she’s been by the Barton farm!)? It’s going to be so interesting to see. 

And, as a shipper, knowng that some way, somehow it’s going to be addressed, I’m very cool with sitting back and seeing what happens. I will not hype myself up for more than one scene and some background glances, though. That cast list is insane

Thanks for the ask, Anon!

hey star trek discovery looks really good and i was very impressed with the trailer, but i want to address that you can think it looks good without tearing down another series! i’m seeing a lot of “this looks way better than _____!” posts and i just feel like it’s okay to let them all live. you don’t have to like them all but you can let others enjoy them.

We must criticize the emoji movie

Why not only should, but also must criticize things like the “emoji” movie?

Is true that making animations is hard, and a lot of effort and money was put in the movie. But, let’s not forget: what we want is what we receive.

If we let movies, or any kind of media be just mediocre and say it is fine or ok because a lot effort was put on it, is the same as saying that selling shit in a pretty bottle is fine too just because is nicely decorated or because the people who did it really put their effort on it.

We shouldn’t accept bad material; we have a great power as the viewers. We have the power here. Why? Because we are the ones who are going to pay at the end, we are the ones who go to the cinemas. We consume the product. They made it. So, if we just accept whatever they gave us, we will keep giving us whatever too. Do you want to keep seeing crap movies about not-any-more-trendy things? I’m talking about all those bad animated movies that have come out recently and all of those that are on the way to be done. The ‘angry birds’ movie is a great example.

We have to say “no”, we have to make clear that we won’t accept shitty or half-ass work. It does not matter if it is well animated, we deserve good stories, good content. But, to deserve we have to ask for it, we must show that we aren’t pleased with whatever. They’ll give us what we ask for. So, if we just say “ok it isn’t that good but let’s price them for the hard work” they’ll do the same thing again because they will already knew that people will forgive them and support them one way or another. 

Am I saying that we have to be dicks about everything? No! You don’t have to be rude to express discontent. Everything can be done in a respectful way.

We deserve better, and they have to learn that it isn’t okay to make trash based on “trendy” things. Because that just show that they are going straight for the simple, for the popular, for the things that might give them more money. Is like the “Minion” movie. They killed it. It was a mistake but they went directly for it because they knew that the profits in merchandise were the ones who would do it work. Did you notice that? They were selling merchandise like crazy BEFORE the god damn movie came out! The trailer was more than enough. Hell, all the trailers that came out to promote the movie were already the movie… literally.

Let’s ask for better things, let’s be critical, and let’s not conform to whatever.

Future Part 51

Characters: Jensen x Reader

Words: 1040

Summary: Filming starts back up, new friends are made, and then the reader slowly doesn’t start to feel well.

Part 51 in The Future Series.  Read Part 25 here,Part 26 here,Part 27 here, Part 28 here, Part 29 here, Part 30 here,Part 31 here,Part 32 here,Part 33 here, Part 34 here, Part 35 here, Part 36 here, Part 37 here, Part 38 here,Part 39 here,Part 40 here, Part 41 here, Part 42 here, Part 43 here, Part 44 here, Part 45 here, Part 46 here, Part 47 here, Part 48 herePart 49 here, and Part 50 here

Future is back!! :D Enjoy, guys! We have a lot coming! ;)

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Ridiculous

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: Fluff

The scene was probably the most emotional one that you’d ever had to do while being on the show. Dean had just been taken to hell and your character was supposed to be sobbing, due to being secretly in love with him, as well as being his best friend. Unfortunately, after the director called it a day, you couldn’t stop sobbing.  You were making your way back to your trailer when Jared caught sight of you.

“Hey, you’re still crying. Are you okay?” he asked and you nodded.

“I’m f-fine,” you managed to say. “My emotions are j-just getting the b-best of me.”

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And now, for the worst makeover of the cycle/potentially ever:

1. THE MODEL MULLET

Go ahead and put the word “model” in front of mullet, Tyra, but that doesn’t make it remotely fashionable. Like, I could pretend “model tracheostomy” is a thing…

… but you’re not seeing it on a catwalk anytime soon. “Model mullet” might as well be an oxymoron.

I google image searched “famous mullet” to see if there was any kind of reasonable precedent that I’m forgetting about. Here’s who turns up:

Michael Bolton

Chuck Norris

MacGyver

John Stamos

Billy Ray Cyrus

Andre Agassi

and that kid from Home Improvement.

In fact, I scrolled through 100 photos of men before the first mulleted woman even made an appearance: 

Carol Brady. You know, a true fashion icon from the early ‘70s.

Searching specifically for modern-day models with mullets, most searches point me toward Lindsey Wixson. What websites are calling a “mullet” looks way more trendy and hipster-y than legitimately mullety, though. It’s a big contrast to Ava’s clumpy cut, which - for better or worse - seems more authentic to the trailer park. It’s as if they sewed roadkill to the back of her head.

Everything you need to know about Ava’s haircut can be read from her stylist’s bewildered facial expression:

You gotta give Ava credit. When Yu Tsai first reveals Ava’s mullet makeover, she barely flinches. She just sort of smiles and says, “Oh, okay.” Forget modeling, this girl needs to be an actress. “I’m ready to rock it,” she says post-cut. “I feel great in it, it’s easy, and it’s so fun.” She’s undoubtedly lying her ass off, but it’s fairly convincing, so good on her.

Instead of crying, Ava definitely knows how to keep things in perspective. Here, it seems like she’s reminding herself that it’s not like they gave her a mustache weave. Hey, don’t act like that wasn’t a possibility. Ava winds up thanking Tyra for the cut at panel, but it should be Tyra who’s thanking her for playing along.

Because this? This is sabotage. I already speculated that they fucked up Stefano’s hair for fun since he was already on his way out, but Ava’s haircut is meant to hinder her moving forward. So far, she’s kicked ass in every photoshoot and has to be considered a frontrunner. Four out of the last five winners have been blonde women, and Tyra isn’t trying to name another. At least Tyra gave Ava best photo once before eliminating her a few weeks from now for not looking “high fashion” enough despite being handicapped with a fucking mullet.

It’s a shame ‘cause I’ve really liked Ava so far. She’s fun, she’s kind, and she stands up for herself and her friends when warranted. She’s also not condescending or homophobic like we’ve come to expect from a lot of reality television Christians.

Mullets are said to be “business in the front, party in the back.” With this cut, though, no one’s going to want to conduct business or throw a party with Ava from either side. Even if you’re not as religious as Ava, do her a favor and pray for her. She needs it.

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