Did this whole thing and it fucking deleted, excuse the language sorry not sorry I’m pissed, it’s three o’clock in the morning, but no way can I give up now, let’s see how long my battery lasts and do this!!! YEAH!!!!!
Headcanon: MC is sick RFA V and Saeran
Totally doesn’t notice at first
No offence Zen, but you need to become more aware
Once he does notice is when you legit have to stay in bed
Is super sorry
Medication is a problem
“MC you have to take this”
“But I hate medication I’ll be fine!!”
Once your fever hit 40 he insisted
It took over a week longer than it should’ve
You were coughing so loudly he got scared
He’s also a lowkey germaphobe
But puts all that aside for you
Constant changing of washcloths
And lots of forehead kisses
Is so happy when you’re better
He took about three days off from work so is super busy
You make him breakfast in bed the next Saturday
Okay, this baby, well he’s too innocent for his own good
“MC don’t leave me!”
“I won’t, it’s just a fever” T_T
Your fever keeps rising steadily though, and after two days he forces you to stay in bed
Lots of feeding you chicken soup
Too scared to fight about meds so you spend one night in the bathroom because the nausea and vomiting is too bad
Had to convince him to make Campbell’s
Last time you almost burnt the kitchen down
He is super worried about your fever
It his 41.5 and he drives you to the ER
They tell him that it’ll be fine, but prescribe medication to help
Even worse of a hassle
He hates making you take them
Gets super guilty
You tell him it’s not his fault
Keeps feeling guilty
Lots of nose kisses
Is super pumped when you get better he hasn’t played LOLOL in weeks
You had been coughing for a while
You tend to get anxious so there’s a lot of talking about nothing
You eventually have to stay in bed and Jaehee makes sure that she gets time off
Zen movie marathon much?
There isn’t even a fight when it comes to taking meds
You are taking them, no buts, that’s it
Gets soft though and gives you lots of faces kisses after
Your fever mounts and she calls a clinic nearby
They tell her to bring you over and she does
You end up having the flu
“Thank goodness I made you get vaccinated.”
“It hurt >-<”
Is so happy that it only lasts two weeks and a half
Super grateful to her and lots of cuddles in return
Okay, you think Yoosung is a germaphobe?
You haven’t seen anything yet
The day you start looking pale he freaks out
Kinda feel bad for him, but keep insisting you’re fine
The minute he finds out you have a fever he calls for a doctor
You think he’s overreacting
Medicine is still a problem
You spend a ton of time arguing
You know it’s for the best, and everyday you take them without fail
He tries to take all the time off but you make sure he doesn’t
It’d drive you both off the walls
Eventually agrees, but on the condition of constant updates
Once you can stomach something other than broth he makes you pancakes and waffles with fruit
Okay he got help
When you get better he’s so grateful and so hopeful it never happens again
GOD 707 TO THE RESCUE!!!
You’re surprised how quickly he notices
He’s very adamant about taking care of you
Unfortunately not very good at it
Almost burns down the kitchen trying to make you food
Settles for canned soup
Helps you with your daily battle against meds, but still makes you take them
Lots of Minestrone and Chicken and Rice
Shoes everyone else away and is very protective
“Saeran get away you’ll make her worse!”
“I’M IN THE KITCHEN DAMMIT!”
You end up wearing earplugs
Which only makes it worse
Eventually your fever hits 42.3 and Saeyoung takes you to the doctors
It was Bronchitis
You’ll be fine, but you have to take…… more meds!!!
It’s going to be a long recovery
Notices your coughing and immediately freaks out
He’s such a cinnamon roll omfg
Puts you to bed immediately when he feels the fever
Lots of grumbling on your part, and it doesn’t help being rolled up like a burrito
How he manages to get you to take meds is still a mystery
It just sort of happens
Maybe because you feel like you have to
Puts on relaxing piano music and lots of hugs
Your fever spikes and he calls the doctor, since driving is kinda out of his league
You had a sinus infection
“That’s why my ear was ringing!”
“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!”
He’s kinda blind to it
No offence Saeran but get a grip
But after a week of coughing and three days of not coming over he finally goes to your apartment
Yikes, okay he’s sorry
The bickering is loud
But he’s very adamant on you taking your medicine
Even if it takes him three days to get you to do it
Your fever reaches a 43.3 and he gets really nervous
Drives you to the hospital and low and behold you have the flu!
Takes you five days in hospital
He kinda goes crazy
“Saeran I’m your brother, and you haven’t shut up about it in days!”
When you get home there’s a huge teddy bear on the couch
The kind that’s two times larger than you
New fight: Flu vaccines
“But they hurt, and my physical was in two weeks!”
“Aww, do you need me to kiss it better?”
You slap him on the shoulder, but he totally ends up doing that everytime you get a vaccine
Okay that’s it, I swear to god if this deletes again I’m suing Tumblr or something lol. Okay I won’t, but I’ll be pretty pissed. Hope you liked!! And see you soon, I take requests so don’t be afraid to ask!
Happy holidays to all of you lovely, lovely people! Because it’s the season of happiness and love, and I’m ironically lacking in both, I am channeling my inner joyfulness to prepare you this that took me much longer than it should have.
I wrote this as if he and the missus aren’t too serious yet, still in the talking stage but have established feelings and such, so they aren’t spending the holiday collectively with each family.
I also cannot write any of these without getting cheeky so I apologize. (I actually don’t.)
In which the Missus is missing Harry’s butt, Harry’s getting beat up by Gemma, and a relationship is being established.
I think we need to spend next Christmas together.
Gem’s making fun of me, but you see, mum has a fire going and it’s begging for a cuddle.
What makes you think there is going to be a next Christmas, huh? x
Hey, I don’t know about you, but I’d like to keep you around.
I don’t just like you for your baking skills, you know?
That’s it? It’s just my baking skills? Not even my sparkling personality and love for your behind? A behind that I also miss very dearly. Damn, you had me fooled, Styles.
Is that all you even miss from me? My behind? I can think of something off the top of my head that I know you miss more.
And even when I am trying to bake something, you always pop in and try to be my little helper because I’m “not doing it right, love. You need to do it this way.”
AND you always tell me you’re too good for sugar but I see your sly little fingers late at night ;)
Oi, that’s enough out of you.
The only sugar I am good enough for is yours.
And I don’t just mean your baking skills. ;)
What do you mean exactly? Because it could be a few things. Like from blowies in the shower to a handjob under the blanket during a movie. You need to be more specific, Styles. . .. … Don’t get mad but Gem just saw that text.
She hit me in the head with a pillow and screamed, “Don’t defile her you knob!”
Oh God… No…
I won’t ever be able to look her in the eyes again…
I told her that in the text it’s clearly stated that you’re the one defiling me, and she hit me again.
Oh no, Harry. I’ve somehow randomly out of the blue, in the three minutes since Gem was being sneaky, I’ve fallen ill and can’t come see you for New Year’s… This is so random, I can’t believe it. I’ve been told I have to stay in bed till January 2nd at the earliest.
That’s hilarious, love. You’re coming.
I can’t if you aren’t here. . .. … Cheeky thing you are tonight…
Facetime later? I miss you.
But you’re talking to me right now you knob :P
I miss your face, I would like to see it before I go to sleep you loaf :p
I think I can make that work :) .
.. .. My mom asked about you so I showed her the video of you falling and breaking your ass during a show and eggnog came out her nose.
Oh Christ, love.
Making sure I live up to my great first impression, hm?
She said you’re cute, and the long hair reminds her of Tarzan.
So Harry, she thinks you’re a Disney prince.
How much eggnog has she had?
Enough because she just asked me when we are giving her grandkids.
One step at a time, love! .
.. What does the long hair remind you of?
It reminds me of all the fun I’m missing out on because your hair is growing slower than a sloth moves.
It’s growing as fast as it can, love. Give it time. Besides, it’s enough for you to tug on, isn’t it? ;)
Oh and I’m the cheeky one?
For a special friend, you seem to be insinuating a lot of the cheekiness tonight.
“Special friend”? Really, pet?
You literally sound like the meme of that kid going around right now.
Well, what are you then? I know there’s no label right now, that’s okay. That can come later in time. But you’re my friend, who, in my book, I get to do special things with.
I’m a guy, who really, really likes this girl, who I love showing off to my friends, who my family loves, despite a certain somebody’s assumption that we probably don’t ever leave a bedroom… Still sorry about that.
I enjoy the time we spend together, label or not, and I like to keep spending that time together, and see where it takes us.
Oh my God, I’m somehow miraculously healed and can come see you for New Years. x
That’s what I thought, pet. x
And if not, I’d be dragging my ass onto a plane to make sure I get my kiss.
Oh wow, you’re just using me for a kiss, I should have known!