this took like three hours to make ugh

[Name of Southern state redacted.]

GUEST: Ugh, we are so fed up with you and your city.
CONCIERGE: I’m sorry. What happened?
GUEST: We were trying to get from 44th and Broadway up to 47th and Broadway, and it took us nearly half an hour with all this traffic! The cab driver had to go over a whole block to turn back around. It just don’t make sense.
CONCIERGE: Well, that’s just three blocks. You could have walked that.
GUEST: Nuh-uh! We’re from [name of Southern state redacted to not offend people from Alabama]. We don’t walk like y’all.