RTMI: One time when I was like 11 I tried to run away from home but didn't quite know how so I just took a shovel from the garage and went into the woods behind the house and just started digging a hole. Like I was out there for a good 5-6 hours just digging straight down and then I just took off my shirt and just... ripped it to pieces to make it look like I was a wildman and just laid down in the hole. I think I was there half naked for about an hour before my mom found me. (1/2)
(2/2) She asked what I was doing. I told her I didn’t know. She just said okay and then went back inside. I stayed in the hole until sundown. Then I went back inside with my dirt-covered everything looking like I had been half-maulled by a bear. My dad just asks “have fun?” I said not really. He just nods and says to take a shower. I do. I continue digging the hole the next day. I do this for about a week. Best fucking time ever. Hole is still there 9 years later.