this suave motherfucker

“Is this 03 or Brotherhood?”, the definitive guide

I know a lot of people have trouble telling the two FMA anime apart, and I’ve noticed an increase in confusion lately, so I thought I’d make a post to help clear it up! I’ll go over some telltale differences between the two styles, in order of ease. For images, Brotherhood will be on the left, and 03 on the right.

1. Al’s armor

If Al is present in an image, he’s the quickest way to tell the difference between the two series. 03 Al is fairly greenish in hue, and his face looks similar to the early stages of the manga, with a very rectangular chin. Brotherhood Al is much greyer, a little shinier, perhaps a bit bulkier, and his face is more angular with a curvier chin, giving him something of a permanent >:( face. His toes curve up in Brotherhood, but not in 03. Also, since the fight with Buccaneer never happened in 03, if Al’s ponytail is short, it’s definitely Brotherhood!

2. Characters who appear in one series but not the other

This is something of a no-brainer, but it’s worth mentioning. Look at what characters are present in the image. Anyone who appears after the Dublith arc in the manga/Brotherhood would not be in 03. Conversely, characters such as Dante, Lujon, Archer, the Tringham brothers, and Leo don’t appear in Brotherhood.

3. The women

While this doesn’t necessarily apply to every screencap, women in 03 tend to have somewhat defined lips, while they don’t usually in Brotherhood (with the exception of Olivier, who wouldn’t be in 03 anyway). This is especially true of promotional art, as opposed to screencaps.

4. The chain

(Running in the shadooooows~)

On every Amestrian military uniform, there’s a rope chain on the right shoulder, which also attaches to the front of the breast. In 03, the bit connecting the chain to the front of the uniform is braided, while in Brotherhood, that portion is a single cord.

5. Colors + general vague feeling

Colors can sometimes be used to tell the difference, if the lighting is standard. Colors in Brotherhood are fairly muted, but not too dark, and generally stick to shades of red, blue, yellow, black, white, and brown. They might almost be described as pastel, at least compared to 03. While colors in 03 are usually more saturated than Brotherhood, they’re also a lot darker, and not nearly as coordinated in hue. Also, 03 characters in general tend to have something of a youthful look to them, compared to Brotherhood, and noses are usually longer and pointier than in Brotherhood.

6. Specific character differences

Certain characters have notably different looks between series. If these characters appear in a screencap, you can look to them for clues. Some examples:

  • Ed: His hair is darker and more orange in 03. He also wears the same outfit throughout most of it, while his alternate outfits from Brotherhood don’t appear. His face shape also pretty much stays the same in 03, while in Brotherhood he matures physically towards the end of the series.
  • Al: His human form in 03 has noticeably darker, more brown hair than Ed, whereas in Brotherhood there’s really very little difference between the two. Shamballa Al is also very distinct: Long hair in a ponytail, basically dresses like Ed. Post-Promised Day Brotherhood Al looks older than Shamballa Al, and has short hair.
  • Winry: Her “work outfit” in 03 had a pink bandana and light purple pants. In Brotherhood, the bandana is green, and her pants are tan.
  • Rose: Had dark skin and pink bangs in 03, while in Brotherhood, her skin is light and her bangs are more of an auburn color. She also appeared much more in 03.
  • Scar: 03 Scar looked way younger, and had no cheekbones. Brotherhood Scar has cheekbones and could crush 03 Scar’s teen vogue looking ass with his bare hands.
  • Bradley: Brotherhood Bradley has wrinkles on his forehead, and a very defined nose. 03 Bradley has a more empty face, and also usually a darker skin tone. Brotherhood Bradley also looks a lot more pissed off compared to 03 Bradley, most of the time.
  • Greed: In 03, Greed’s shield form is dark blue with red eyes. In Brotherhood, it’s grey with black eyes. His undershirt is also dark blue in 03, while it’s dark red in Brotherhood. Also, obviously, Greeling does not appear in 03.
  • Kimblee: Brotherhood Kimblee is a suave ass motherfucker with the best fashion sense in the entire series. 03 Kimblee has this absolutely terrible circa 1980s Rachel Summers-esque braid/buzz cut combo that makes me want to cry every time I look at it.
Gotham Positivity

I know we are all a little angry at Gotham right now but honestly I still love this show so much. I know my blog has turned into a big ass Gotham propaganda but I hope more people watch it because this show has blessed me with so much I would like to thank it.

So thank you Gotham for :

  • A new take on the Batman mythology that keeps the fans happy and brings a lot of fresh new stuffs.
  • Being the best super hero tv show at the moment with a very distinct atmosphere and cinematography, grey characters all around and actions with consequences.
  • Oswald Freaking Cobblepot who will feed you with your own children while wearing a purple glitter suit and perfect mascara.
  • Jim “I’m not going to fight them except that I am” Gordon.
  • Edward Nygma who literally went from an awkward little puppy to a suave sexy confident motherfucker in one season.
  • Tiny human expresso Bruce Wayne who is full of bitterness and anger but wears cute little jumpers and will make you tea to make you happy.
  • Alfred being the badass motherfucker we all know he is and going from classy english butler to “OI MASTER B YO LITTLE SHIT” in 0,2 second every episode.
  • That time Jim woke up in Nygma’s flat to the sound of Ed and Ozzie singing a piano duet together and thinking that was the gayest shit he ever seen.
  • Selina Kyle being a good person but not a nice person. And being the embodiment of “look at the camera like she’s in the office”.
  • Harvey Bullock who keeps asking Jim to not do the thing but will eventually help him do the thing anyway.
  • Fish Mooney being and over forty women of color who rules a gang and is considered both attractive and powerful.
  • Bisexual Murderous Queens Barbs and Tabs.
  • Jim and Lee cuteness. And Lee generally being both sweet and badass.
  • OSWALD HAVING CANON FEELINGS FOR EWARD.
  • That time Jonathan Crane’s father walked toward a man while menacingly stroking a pig.
  • Edward Nygma wearing the Green Suit Of Sex™.
  • Fish Mooney being the embodiment of “throw her to the wolfs and she will come back leading the pack”.
  • Baby BatCat
  • The biggest foreshadowing of the year, when Oswald walked into a club while “I know what boys like” was playing in the background.
  • That time Alfred try to menace Fox at a bar but Fox probably thought for ten solide minutes that he was hitting on him.
  • The Galavant family still being super bitter about a misunderstanding with the Waynes last century and creating “The Club Of Bitter Fuckboys” to kill a sixteen year old boy (and failing)
  • “My name is Fish Mooney, bitch.”
  • Ed being locked in Arkham and yet creating a sort of tiny society with the patients.
  • *Ozzie pops his head out of the limo* *Ed had the biggest grin on his face* *You know they had sex in the car*
  • Ozzie calling everyone “Old Friend”, including people he only met once.
  • “Master B, I don’t want you to do the thing, but I know you’re gonna do it anyway so I might as well help you do it properly”.
  • Oswald being in a constant state of heart eyes at Ed.
  • Jim being done with everyone shit but saving the day anyway.
  • Harvey not being able to have lunch break because he literally can’t let Jim alone in the wild for one second.
  • That time Galavant/Azrael was about to kill Bruce, Alfred and Jim but Oswald came out of nowhere with a bazooka to save the day.
  • Edward “I have no concept of personal space” Nygma.
  • Jim slowly running out of fuck to give.
  • Oswald compulsory need to be extra all the time.
  • Like that time he screamed “I AM THE KING OF GOTHAM” on the roof with dramatic music and lightnings in the background.
  • Harvey Dent only appearing when they need some random lawyer and a pretty face.
  • The irony of making Mr Freeze hot as fuck.
  • Firefly being a girl !
  • Female friendship and female character supporting each other.
  • That time Ben McKenzie had to act like Clayface acting like Jim Gordon.
  • Oswald inability to lie and control his face in front of Ed.
  • Barbara helping Ozzie redecorating his house with his dead stepmother head.
  • Ed in his burrito of sadness.
  • Ozzie commending his own Nygmobblepot fan art.
  • That time Ed got burned by his own reflection in the mirror.
  • That time Edward Nygma, mastermind criminal genius and futur Riddler stumbled on a log while running away from the cops and fell head first in the snow.
  • Ed general lack of chill, like when he framed Jim for murder in the most complex way only because he asked him once about Miss Kringle.
  • That time Ozzie got drunk alone in his new club.
  • The fact that every single character in this show seems to survive only out of spite.
  • “I wish you were a monster. But you’re just a man”.
  • Selina Kyle holding guns twice as big as her.
  • Victor Zsasz being the Murderous Fairy Godmother who doesn’t seem to work for anyone but only to magically appear when there is killing to do.

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i’ll go to sleep at some point but if i was to rank the men of the avengers films (avengers, age of shittron, and civil disobedience) by perceived dick game

pietro, thor, t’challa, bucky are Strong

sam’s dick game is strong but he’s good at making people think it isn’t so when he wrecks your shit it’s twice as unforgettable

loki’s weaker than he thinks he is but he makes up for it in kinks

steve started v weak but gets stronger every time, i’d keep an eye out for him, i’d watch him

clint’s a mystery

ultron’s a robot

tony’s dick game used to be strong but he probably cries after sex these days, like, let’s be honest

fury’s is confidential 

rhodey’s a suave motherfucker who, even on his weaker days, probably has you thinking about how this man really lit like forty individual candles for your whipped ass

vision’s a robot

heimdall sees everything in every realm and he’ll have you seeing stars

scott’s weak but enthusiastic so you forgive him

bruce is nervous, which weakens him, but he’s otherwise satisfying

also, this is my brain right now

Originally posted by gameraboy

Tropes in every bandom fic

MCR
Gerard calls everyone “sugar”
Lindsey is either Gerard’s best friend or an insufferable bitch
Frank doesn’t like the nickname “Frankie” (unless it’s Gerard saying it)
Gerard is either a suave motherfucker with no flaws or the biggest dork
Bert McCracken is the shitty ex

FOB
Patrick is a sweet innocent baby who must be protected
Pete is up to no good™
Petekey? Maybe. Mikey is usually the ex Pete won’t let go of.
Hats. All the hats.
Andy and Joe are either shipped together as an afterthought or not there at all

Panic!
Ryden? Dallon is the guy Brendon flirts with to make Ryan jealous
Brallon? Ryan is the shitty ex who probably abused Brendon
Basically Panic! ships are a gigantic salt mine
Spencer and Jon are the only rational people, kind of act as the parent friends
Brendon is the biggest drama queen forever and always

21p
Tyler’s doe eyes and signature pout
What color is Josh’s hair this week? who knows
The floral kimono/the nasa tshirt
Jenna and Debby forever in lesbians
“mocha eyes” I swear if I read that phrase one more time
Tyler having “tanned skin” like no he’s not “tanned” he has naturally dark skin. He’s Lebanese his dark-ish skin is genetic.

Misc.
Basically all the wives are lesbians
Gabe Saporta is always cocky, mean, and oversexualized (and you know exactly why)
Bill Beckett is like… the biggest twink ever to twink
Hayley is the princess of the lesbians (Lindsey is the queen) and is usually shipped with Sarah Urie

Feel free to add your own if I missed any

Holtzbert Headcanon:

I see your Holtz-is-a-suave-motherfuck headcanons and raise you Erin-is-a-sex-goddess and Holtz Can’t Deal. Hear me out: they try to keep it a secret at least at first, that they’ve finally hooked up, but it’s literally only a secret for half a day, completely ruined when Erin walks down the stairs, and smirks at Holtz, and Holtz spills her coffee down the front of her shirt, Abby and Patty looking on bemused and concerned.

Erin brushes by Holtz and runs her hand down her back and Holtz lets out a shaky gasp, wrench clattering to the floor.

Erin says, “hey Holtzy?” and Holtz immediately pops up from under her work bench, nearly cracking her head,
“Yes?! Yeah, Er? What’s up? Hi”.

Until Patty can’t even look at Holtz’s blushing face without laughing and eventually Abby stalks after Erin down the hall after Erin bites her lip and Holtz audibly groans and, oh, Jesus Christ. enough.

Abby’s like, “hey Gilbert can you put the metaphorical whip away for at least a fucking second? I don’t need to practically see Holtzmann’s O-face every time you wink at her. It’s gross. It’s unprofessional. It’s also pretty impressive but still-
*throws hands up* GET A ROOM. LEAVE IT AT HOME.”

Erin’s standing alone in the hall watching her best friend stalk off and she’s beet red but also grinning because hell no, she’s not gonna stop just yet. It’s too much fucking fun.

Glanni Glæpur and Íþróttaálfurinn Headcanons

I just thought I’d finally weigh-in my own personal headcanons I’ve gained for the characters despite me never really talking about them much.

Glanni Glæpur

  • Thinks he is #ALLTHAT #ANDTHENSOME
  • Is the most suave person you will ever meet
  • Elegant to a fault
  • Always dresses to impress
  • Can slay just by walking by people
  • In private?
    • Is the biggest goober ever
    • Like.  The biggest.
  • Cries at sappy movies
    • Especially if there are dogs in them
    • Screams and clings to nearest person during horror flick
  • Loves to bake
  • Loves to cook in general
  • Will spend hours in the bathroom
  • Robbie is a distant cousin of his - appreciates he’s not the only one in the family that understands makeup makes a look
  • Basically, in short:
    • Most elegant, well dressed, suave motherfucker you will ever meet
    • Biggest goober ever in private

Íþróttaálfurinn

  • Big huge bara man
  • Is super duper intimidating
  • But is the biggest softest sweetheart ever
  • The kind of guy that can tackle a criminal to the floor (Glanni) and headlock them but said criminal (Glanni) will not have a single hair on his head harmed
  • Loves fish too much
  • Way too much
  • Proud of Sportacus (his sweet baby child)
  • Shows pictures of him to everybody (Glanni)
  • I mean everybody (just Glanni)
  • Stop showing Glanni pictures of Sportacus, Íþró. 
  • Proud Íþró Pabbi
  • But people who don’t know him think that he’s violent
  • He’s not!
  • He’s pure and good

Glanníþro

  • On the surface to others they look like they have a fucked up relationship
    • It looks like they have a really bad love/hate relationship
  • They do… but refuse to admit that they are disgustingly adorable in private
  • They totally love to lay on eachother 
    • Or in blankets (and totally not cuddle…)
    • And watch movies
    • Or read books
    • Or tease eachother relentlesslty
    • Or look at eachother when they think the other isn’t looking and sigh wistfully
  • Constant pranks
    • Glanni will never forgive Íþró for putting lysi in his hair-oil bottle that one time
      • Ever

tbh the best part of the Groundhog Day musical is the scene where Andy Karl is wearing a giant fur coat and no pants and sticks his leg up on a bar stool and says something like “c’mon! you’re not the least bit interested?” and he looks at his knee brace and back up grinning simultaneously like a dumbass and like the suave motherfucker he is.  

purple-hearts-of-oz  asked:

hello, hello, i love the way your headcanons are written. like, they're hilarious. how would RFA + minor trio react to a suave motherfucker MC? a hella smooth and cool MC who could charm the pants off a snake and absolutely loves making people blush. bonus points if they're a tall crossdressing woman

A/N AH YES SMOOTH MY MIDDLE NAME I had a lotta trouble writing this, I’m the least smooth person you’ll ever meet I once bit it standing for the pledge of allegiance. I just; stood up, hit my knee on the chair in front of me, recoiled my knee, and fell flat on my ass. Thank you though!!??? I love you muah <3 I don’t think I’ll be able to get those bonus points this time around im sososo sorry but I can’t think of a way to work the crossdressing in well >.<  feel free to send in a purely crossdressing request when they open up??  -mod cozy <3

YOOSUNG*:
- Yoosung, much like yours truly is SO unsmooth he’s constantly tripping over his words and his feet and everything in between
- So he’s S U P E R impressed by you it’s not even funny he asks to become your apprentice at least once a day
- “Oh yoosung, darling, it’s not just something you learn.”
- Also a HUGE blushy mess when ya use your charming powers on him like you thought he’d be
- YOU’RE ALWAYS CATCHING THE BOY WHEN HE TRIPS LIKE IN ONE OF THOSE SHOUJO MANGAS BUT THE ROLES ARE REVERSED
- Picks up on the role reversal quickly and is not happy about it
- Wants to be a maN (Swift as a coursing river, with all the strength of a great typhoon)
- Starts having zen coach him on the side but just really cannot do it rip

JAEHEE*:
- She herself is pretty unfazed by it and she’s just all polite and stuff unless you get her flowers, she Is WEAK to like a bouquet of roses she’ll swoon and blush and the whole nine yards
- Baehee has picked up on it and is hella impressed despite being relatively immune due to her training herself to be unfazable
- Asks you to teach her just a few tricks that she can use when dealing with customers and the like
- You guys actually make a game out of it sometimes
- You’ll like count the amount of people who trip when you strike a certain mini-pose and compare results
- or Or OR
- You take you and your natural charisma to restaurants or bars with baehee and see if you can eat for free by having people around you buy you drinks and meals without directly asking for them
- It’s really funny and you usually have to take home leftovers riP
- You guys are the ultimate duo she makes the plans and you execute them watch out Seoul

ZEN*:
- He REFUSES to be outdone
- Cheesy romance lines are his thing???? Wyd MC?????
- Everyone around you guys together needs to wear fucking sunglasses or something because the amount of suave (not the hair product) is dangerous to the naked eye
- You guys don’t get into like, smooth-offs; you get into smooth WARS
- “MC, you look gorgeous as usual.”
- “Oh Zen, you’re ever the charmer. I actually got something for you!” cue a cute lil kiss on the cheek from MC
- “Oh really? Me too, we should go at the same time.”
- “1.. 2.. 3!”
- You both simultaneously pull out the E X A C T S A M E extravagant bouquet of flowers from behind your backs???
- This is just the tip of the iceberg????

JUMIN*:
- He’s a lot like Zen not that he’d admit it
- He’s lowkey trying to outdo you the whole time bc he’s been RAISED on charisma it’s part of his JOB and you have it down just like that?? Just naturally??? Burn the witch
- He’s used to be on the giving end of charm though so it is a nice change of pace
- If you buy him chocolate or roses or “something that reminded you of him” though
- He’ll return it ten- no, twentyfold
- Will blush and then deny blushing when you give him particularly well-said compliments
- You charm the stockings off of any reporter that comes your way which makes the relationship A THOUSAND times easier like thank our lord and savior Elizabeth the 3rd

707*:
- He’s going to embrace the “maiden” roll 110%
- All for swooning and being swept off his feet sign *clap* this *clap* boy *clap* up
- He does shoot back a few “Mcccc you’re cringier than ZEN~” or “Mc, how can I be the cutest when YOU’RE the cutest” so it’s not all one sided at least
- He’s a switch in multiple ways trust me, sometimes he totally likes to be the charmer and sometimes the charmee
- Is incredible in both positions I promise you’ll get the exact reaction or comment you want every damn time
- Turns redder than his ding dang hair if you say something about space or science or anything dorky and relate it to romance or some shit,
- mod cozy isn’t good at being smooth so use your imagination on the dialogue here

V*:
- He’s so polite about everything it doesn’t stop here
- At first you’re just making comments like “can I take a picture of YOU this time as proof that angels exist?” yes I stole that from cookie anon
- And he’s just like “Thank you very much sweetheart that’s a lovely sentiment but I’m far from an angel as you know.” Liar.
- And then you get into innuendo territory but like; classy and smooth innuendos
- And he reacts the same way???
- “Hey V I’d like to SEE you out of those clothes.” Fuck that was neither classy nor smooth I really can’t come up with anything not punny so this will have to do guys
- And he’ll respond with “That’s very nice of you MC.” And at this point you’re frustrated??
- Because your charm.
- Ain’t.
- Working???
- Little do ya know, V is planning something for when the two of you get home wink wonk

VANDERWOOD*:
- Refuses to let you charm them
- Gotta resist (conceal don’t feel)
- They were trained for this, you can expect it’ll be difficult to achieve your goal but you’ll! Get! There!
- “Hey Vandercutie, can you pass me the red pepper? This dish needs it almost as much as I need you.”
- “Here’s your pepper. Don’t pour it too quickly or you risk throwing the balance of the dish off.”
- You may have caught a slight blush on their cheeks though???
- Maybe??
- I think you’re making progress keep at it

SAERAN*:
- Tries to pretend your smoothness doesn’t affect him
- Because BAD BOYS don’t get swept off their feet shut the hell up he is NOT blushing YOURE blushing
- He tries soooo hard to hide it but ALWAYS fails miserably because he has this cute little habit of playing with his hair when he’s embarrassed or bashful
- Which is a lot thanks to you ;)
- Will try to get you back in that romantic-creepy way of his that he has but you just shoot right back with a compliment or come on of your own???
- No cult organization in the universe could’ve prepared him for this

Guitars and Scarred Hearts 5/?

A CS Rockstar!Killian AU

Also on AO3 - check the new tag, loves

Super huge shoutout to @lenfaz​ for carrying my ass to the finish line. Tagging @teamhook​ and @galadriel26​, too. 

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“Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit!”  

Emma scrambled to get herself back to rights in order to help Henry. The sundress she’d stripped off was tossed five feet away and even in the dim light, she could see it was inside out. Killian was holding up one half of her bikini sideways, clearly trying to determine whether it was the top or bottom. As another heave and telltale splatter came from the rear of the boat, he all but threw them at her, quickly doing up the three bottom buttons on his shirt and stuffing the tails down into his boxers, jostling his hand a little to try and clean himself off. 

“Swan, I’ll go see to Henry.” He was already on his feet, moving away from her. “You take a moment.” 

“Killian you don’t have to-“ Cursing under her breath, Emma found the two halves of her bikini and made quick work of tying the bottoms back on, stretching to reach the last piece of discarded clothing as she heard him speak to Henry.

“Come on. We’ll hit the head and see if there’s anything left in that stomach.” 

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