this stunt is nuts

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Hi everyone! Meet Liang Yang who is another member of Eastwood Action Stunts. He hails from Harbin, China which is famous for building palaces made of ice during the winter!! I’m being serious here, actual palaces, Google that stuff….it’s nuts. Liang, before moving over to stunts was a Chinese Wu Shu champion and it truly shows in his ability to move and fight with precision but also extraordinary speed and endurance. While I was shattered after the work we did together he seemed unfazed and remained smiling…. a true champion in ability and especially character. @LiangStunts @WadeEastwood #Stunties #MissionImpossible #MI6 #ChineseSuperman Edit: having read your comments I realise that an addendum to this post is necessary….Liang and I are not just spending time in a public lavatory together….it’s a movie set. At least I hope it is, otherwise the bathrooms at Leavesden are faaaaar too busy for a working day! [Henry Cavill, 8th August 2017]

henrycavill: Hi everyone! Meet Liang Yang who is another member of Eastwood Action Stunts. He hails from Harbin, China which is famous for building palaces made of ice during the winter!! I’m being serious here, actual palaces, Google that stuff….it’s nuts. Liang, before moving over to stunts was a Chinese Wu Shu champion and it truly shows in his ability to move and fight with precision but also extraordinary speed and endurance. While I was shattered after the work we did together he seemed unfazed and remained smiling…. a true champion in ability and especially character.

@LiangStunts
@WadeEastwood
#Stunties
#MissionImpossible
#MI6
#ChineseSuperman

Edit: having read your comments I realise that an addendum to this post is necessary….Liang and I are not just spending time in a public lavatory together….it’s a movie set. At least I hope it is, otherwise the bathrooms at Leavesden are faaaaar too busy for a working day!

Nuts

warning label: the following features stunts performed by literal gods with magic powers.  don’t try this at home, jackass.

@dirkjohnweek day 5 (redux): pranking each other / dirk accidentally(intentionally?) feeds john a peanut

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Twenty minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look.

“John,” he says, jerking upright like the biggest eureka just exploded in his dumb head. “John, anaphylaxis is only lethal due to its effect on the respiratory and cardiovascular systems.”

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So Joe Jonas is now engaged to Sophie Turner and I've seen a nice few tinhatters saw this all a PR romance for them to stay in the closet like so many people didn't even knew they knew each other let alone dating the constant stupidity around what PR stunts actually are drive me nuts

And Cristiano’s engaged to his pregnant girlfriend.

I think the Skeptics are also in trouble because they’d long claimed Weinstein was in charge of Benedict being forced to pretend to have kids and marry his wife and now that Weinstein’s been dethroned, who do they have left to blame?

Not been a great year for tinhat conspiracy theorists.

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as dave, the protagonist of this heroic tale, performs with ease and without trouble the double-backhanded scissor squats, and he does this so hard that john cringes into oblivion as he slowly feels his own bits shriveling up and receding into his abdomen from observing daves bravely executed nut-buster stunt. karkat idly praises dave as the god he so rightfully is, and sheds tears over the sheer beauty and magnificence of thine heavenly strider booty and his mystical groin geoduck being pushed to maximum velocity. rose simply cannot take her brothers intense gelatinous swag, so she promptly faints out of pure jealousy of her ecto-twin sibling, as her soul exits her body and transcends all meaning of existence, surpassing the 9th astral plane and merging with the universe. kanaya is just done with everybodys shit. she is not having any of this. 

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Day 19/20: Favorite Comedic Character & Favorite Supporting Character - Mako Mankanshoku (Kill la Kill)

Been fairly busy so I haven’t quite had the time to backlog as many of these as I usually do but upon seeing the next two days for my Anime Challenge I decided I can do 2 for 1 again because it works perfectly. 

This one’s from Kill la Kill, a show ripe with controversy but bursting with style and creativity.

To me one of Kill la Kill’s best things it has going for it are it’s characters. They are incredibly entertaining and interesting, developed, or just really cool looking in their design. And some are just absolutely hilarious.

Enter Mako Mankanshoku. Probably one of the most outrageous characters in a show that’s already outrageous. The amount of stuff that she pulls off in her animations is absolutely nuts, and the character always cracks me up whenever she pulls some absolutely nuts stunt or speech where she transforms into a couple hundred different quick sketches that make me think the animators during these scenes just went fucking nuts and overboard on her stuff and it’s great. She cracks me up and is just a pleasure to watch whenever on screen.

But the thing that also impresses me about Kill la Kill is that Mako, while she is also a comic relief character, isn’t just tied down and made irrelevant when the show gets going. She moves along with it, helping out Ryuko and, hell even saving the day a couple of times as well, being there to help her friend whenever she’s in need. Like they so easily could’ve made her dumb and obnoxious, or meaningless to the show. But she’s not. She’s present throughout and really is a pretty great ally and friend to those she fights with.

So yeah. Mako is the best.

….Also the one that gets featured in the giant shipping wars that I see transpire. Just gonna ignore those tags.

Oh yeah. Since I’m doing two posts today, gonna not post tomorrow so I can get some time to make more of these and backlist them later.