this stuff blows my mind

Never without a podcast to listen to...

- Judge John Hodgman
- Do Go On
- The Dollop
- Sawbones
- Sawbones (Donor Bonus)
- Casefile
- Stuff to Blow Your Mind
- Dusted
- Serial Killers
- The Adventure Zone ×3
- My Brother My Brother and Me
- Brain Stuff ×10
- Thinking Sideways
- The Adventure Zone (Donor Bonus)
- Thinking Sideways
- One Bad Mother
- Oh No Ross and Carrie
- Still Buffering ×2
- Mugglecast
- Oh No Ross and Carrie
- My Brother My Brother and Me
- The Dollop
- The Guilty Feminist
- Sword and Scale

  • baby: *blubbering* h-
  • parent: oh my god, honey, he's gonna say something
  • baby: h-
  • parent: what will his first words be? hurry get the video camera!
  • baby: h-
  • baby: h-OW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY

@questforsims: Honestly the amount of stuff I didn’t even realize was in the game blows my mind. I still haven’t even been to Sylvan Glade or that hidden lot on Oasis Springs

What the fuck. Get to work bro, you have a lot to see. Sylvan Glade is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen; it fits my aesthetic to a t.

Roger, sitting on the very edge of the cliff, looked somberly back at the island as he worked with his fingers at a loose tooth.
—  Actual quote about Roger from chapter ten

if you’ve ever thought someone was trying too hard when they came up with the SHIELD acronym just keep in mind that the “USA Patriot Act of 2001” actually stands for “Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism" 

books i love

faithful place by tana french

“I’ve always loved strong women, which is lucky for me because once you’re over about twenty-five there is no other kind. Women blow my mind. The stuff that routinely gets done to them would make most men curl up and die, but women turn to steel and keep on coming. Any man who claims he’s not into strong women is fooling himself mindless; he’s into strong women who know how to pout prettily and put on baby voices, and who will end up keeping his balls in her makeup bags.”

I got an ask yesterday that said something like “people are mean to you and send you mean asks because they follow you for comedy and not other stuff” and that just blows my mind. that’s literally saying “people come to your personal blog and expect you to post what they want to see, and when you don’t they’re going to be mean to you” like… okay. just unfollow me if you came here expecting to be catered to. this is my blog, not yours.

Memories
ONE OK ROCK
Memories

(Go on and fuck yourself)
(Go on and fuck yourself)
(Woah, oh, oh, oh)
(Woah, oh, oh, oh)

Watching outer space i see them shine
Crazy stuff like this it blows my mind (Oh yeah)
So many times waking up to the radio
I’m breaking out of the safety in radio
So when did i stop searching for miracles
It’s bad enough when nobody helps

Memory, memory now
You are nothing but a memory, memory now
You are burning out
移り変わり行く世代交代
後追いはしない新世代
Memory, memory now
Go on and fuck yourself

(Woah, oh, oh, oh)
(Woah, oh, oh, oh)

見上げた夜空のスクリーンには
数えきれぬほどの光が (Oh Yeah)
今見ているその輝きはもう
僕が生まれる遥か前 昔の
過去の姿それなのに今日も
ヤツは僕に光ってみせる!

You’re just a memory, memory now
You are nothing but a memory, memory now
You are burning out
移り変わり行く世代交代
後追いはしない新世代
Memory, memory now
Go on and fuck yourself

(Go on and fuck yourself)

Don’t wanna be a has-been
(Woah, oh, oh, oh)
Never gonna happen, not like you
(Go on and fuck yourself)
Don’t wanna be a has-been
(Woah, oh, oh, oh)
Never gonna happen, not like you
(Go on and fuck yourself)
Don’t wanna be a has-been
(Woah, oh, oh, oh)
Never gonna happen, not like you
(Go on and fuck yourself)
Don’t wanna be a has-been
(Woah, oh, oh, oh)
Never gonna happen, not like you
(Go on and fuck yourself)
Don’t wanna be a has-been
(Woah, oh, oh, oh)
Never gonna happen, not like you

Memory, memory now
You are nothing but a memory, memory now
You are burning out
移り変わり行く世代交代
後追いはしない新世代
Memory, memory now
Go on and fuck yourself
Go on and fuck yourself
.

6 months of this blog

I have had this blog running for 6 months now. It started off as a side blog as is now very much my primary blog. My main blog has been on here for ages but I had never really explored this side of tumblr.

What the last 6 months has taught me is how toxic this website really is. I have been called every name under the sun such as:

• Racist
• Homophobic
• Transaphobic
• Ableist

The list goes on…

I have always been honest in my posts and they are genuinely my opinions. People disagree with them and that is fine. It comes with having an opinion.

Some of the stuff on here I read though still blows my mind. The whole idea that White people are racist by default, that nothing they do will ever change that. But I won’t go too much into the whole black tumblr or BLM as it is full of racism and disgusting ideals about white people.

It still irks me slightly about the whole idea that if you’re white, you cannot be proud of your race. That there is nothing to be proud of and that we have no culture. We have plenty to be proud of. All the countries that are “White countries” all have rich and amazing cultures. End of discussion.

Now we move onto radfems/3rd wave feminism… Just wow… They scream how they want equality but only at the expense of men. How they drag men through the dirt so they can attempt to empower themselves. How they completely ignore men’s issues, the horrifically high suicide rates, the high work related deaths, domestic abuse and rape against males. It genuinely sickens me.

But on the other side, I have managed to meet, chat and interact with some amazing people on here. They make this toxic little website worth coming on!

@captsiimba
@surejan-jpeg
@zeusdethroned
@mitchfynde

To list some of them! But I do thank all my followers, they may not be many of you but you’re all still awesome!

I could go on but it is getting late. But I will end with this.

Yes I am a straight white male! And I am damn proud to be one no matter what shit you throw at me.

aropotato  asked:

junkrat helping out a trans guy with dysphoria? (bonus points if he suggests blowing something up to take my mind off of stuff)

“A’ight mate, who needs some blowin’ up?” Junkrat asked, eyes looking around the room to find the culprit who upset you. A small chuckle came from you at his question, shaking your head to let him know it’s no one’s fault. Cocking his head to the side he rose an eyebrow, his voice now hushed “Is it about..?”

Without another word he pulled you into his chest, arms wrapped around you tightly. 

“Y’know, it’s not your fault ya were born like this. Ya shouldn’t beat yourself up like that. And, a’ight maybe I ain’t 100% sure how ya feel but I know how shit life can be, an’ things get real tough at times but ya can’t give up. Keep ya head up, mate.” He gently pulled away from you and leaned down to your eye level, a small smile on his face. “ You’re a guy, just like me an’ every other guy in the world - ya’ve always been one an’ ya always will be. You’re (y/n), one an’ only, one of a kind. Who cares what others think? If they argue I’ll blow ‘em up!” Cue the giggle from him before he pulled you into another hug. “It will pass, ya just have to keep pushin’ forward, yeah? An’ if things get too tough, I’m right here next to ya.”

There was a small moment of silence, his smile widened as he felt you nod against his shoulder. He let go of you once again to look at your face, reaching forwards to wipe your tears away. 

“Say, what about blowin’ something up with me, yeah? We’re gonna make a total mayhem!” Jamison’s eyes brightened when he heard you laugh, an adoring smile of his own creeping it’s way onto his face before it morphed into a happy grin. “Hey! There’s the laugh I love so much!”

Leaning forwards he placed a short, sloppy kiss on your forehead.

“ There’s my (y/n).”

it blows my mind whenever anybody who wants to disprove larry uses the “if you’re a real fan you would BELIEVE what they tell you@!!!” line. as a consumer, i have the right to look critically at the media i’m consuming, and that includes movies, television, music, and the people behind those things. one direction isn’t just a band. it’s not just four dudes playing pubs, busking, playing bar mitzvahs. they’re a multi-million dollar franchise, a brand, and what they do affects the hundreds of people that work for them and the people that they work for. it’s insulting to my intelligence to assume that i’m going to blindly invest my time and money into something without questioning its motives and the motives of everyone involved, especially when we have time and time again received tangible proof that things aren’t exactly as they say they are. they’re trying to SELL us something and as a consumer i don’t have to believe everything every commercial on tv says, so why should this be any different?