this started out as a sarcastic post and then suddenly feels

Freestyle- Dan Howell X Reader

I’m sorry this isn’t that great and it’s very short, but it’s just a little drabble for you guys since all the other stories I’m working on are taking too long. Please, feel free to request something! :)

Warning: You might choke on the awkward, cheesy fluff

Dan was always a bit boring and dull in the mornings, and not his sarcastic and witty self, but this Saturday morning it had seemed a million times worse than usual. You had given him surprise kisses and told funny jokes and made awful puns, but his mind still seemed preoccupied. It had started to drive you mad, when you were suddenly struck with inspiration.

You left the room, then quickly returned, running back into the room with your ukulele and jumping on the couch next to him. This certainly got his attention, and he set his laptop aside for a moment to give you his full attention. “What are you doing, love?”

Playing your ukulele, you suddenly broke out into song.“DAN, YOU MAKE MY LIFE SO GRAND! AND DAN, I’M GLAD YOUR NAME ISN’T STAN, ‘COS IF YOUR NAME WAS STAN, I PROBS WOULDN’T LIKE YOU.”

He was laughing, but you wouldn’t stop you’re awful song just yet. “OOOOH DAN, EVEN THOUGH I LOVE YOU, I REALLY DO SHIP PHAN. AND OOOOH-OH DAN, I LIKE YOUR LONG, AWKWARD HANDS, THEY ALWAYS MAKE MY HANDS FEEL LIKE BABY HANDS.”

At this point he was fully awake, laughing profusely, and begging you to stop, but you still had more to say.“PLEASE DAN WAKE UP, SO I CAN SHOW YOU UP, ON A GAME OF MARIO KART OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT YEAH. PLEASE DAN WAKE UP NOW, SO I CAN MAKE YOU HOWELL- IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN-”

“Y/N this is horrible, stop please!” He could barely speak through his chuckles, but managed to get out, “You win, I’m awake now, you’ve got my attention. Please, stop!”

You giggled, and kissed the tip of his nose lightly. “Now that’ve got your attention, good morning hobbit hair.”

He laughed and kissed your forehead,“Good morning, song bird.”

He put his arms around you, and you snuggled into his chest. Not this was definitely a side of Dan you could enjoy on a Saturday morning.