this speaks to me right now

sorry folks that this blog’s still been slow. me being homeless lasted longer than i expected. right now, all of these reblogs and posts have been running on a queue to keep the place slightly active. things should be up and running again soon though. if you’d like to beat me up for not having a daily garfield strip for 20 days, good luck trying fucko. i’m not afraid to run and cry.

Thank Goodness for Self-Restraint

My fiancé works at Tim’s Ho and thankfully has kept the job for a solid year. He’s had troubles keeping jobs in the past, due to lack of hours and moving about. Now he’s working full time and has a fairly set schedule.

Most of his coworkers are great, he gets along well with his ex-girlfriend-now-supervisor, people with vastly different political views and so on. Most people are chill, except one dipstick.

Ris, (idk if it’s Kris or Chris, so either way,) enjoys picking on people. High school has-been who probably won’t be seeing another job outside of fastfood for a while. He’s probably in his mid-to-late 20s, while my fiancé and I are in our early 20s. My fiancé doesn’t care about being picked on, but Ris just needed to get under his skin.

“You do realize you’re engaged to a Mail-Order Bride, right?”

Now, I’m half Filipino. I know the stereotypes that surrounds my mother’s heritage. Hell, I’m white passing. I might have the flag hanging in my car, for those who may care to know. You can’t imagine my anger when I heard this story.

Note: it’s his first stable job in a while. He has bills to pay. His mouth to feed.

Socking the Dipshit in the face was a strong option, but he held back.

“Look, Ris. Make fun of me all you want, but you do not speak of her like that.”

He drops the conversation for the rest of his shift. Ris even tries to apologize for his comment, but my fiancé ignored him. I’m told this whole thing about a half hour after he’s out and I nearly drop my grocery shopping, just to beat the crap out of this jerk myself

tl;dr - dude makes a racist comment about me to my fiancé at work, and my darling manages to not beat the living tar out of him.

  • hyperdontia kid: but isnt this malpra-
  • novacaine doctor: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
  • I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
  • You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
  • Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
  • But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
  • You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

There’s this one customer and I can’t explain how much he annoys me.
I just walked into work and before I even clocked in he asks me for more coals. So of course I go to heat up some coals and then when I mm done putting them on his hookah he legit says to me “good girl, but don’t expect a tip.” Meanwhile he never tips. And he always spends hours in here and asks for more coals every 15-20 minutes. And he always speaks to us in different languages like Japanese, French, etc for no reason other than I guess to show us how smart he is. He tends to blast classical music in the shop. & the other day he kept asking where I’m from. I said “I’m from here.” And he said I don’t believe you. So I was like “what are you asking me right now, are you asking what I am?” And he said yes. So I was just like “I’m Jewish” and then yesterday he pointed to my Star of David and said “that’s a nice cross you have there” so I literally didn’t answer. .. wtf

I was never very good at keeping up with comics or books, but Archie sonic still meant a lot to me. It introduced me to a world that was more than what we see in the games and I loved that. It breaks my heart to hear that it’s over, and I hope all the people that worked on it (and all the people who dreamed of working on it) will be okay with time. Right nows gotta suck major, but I really do hope that with time everything will be okay (or at least better).

Also, I hope Ken Penders fucking rots

I’m glad that Bucky won’t actually be IN Black Panther, but I think there are ways they could refer to him without being over-the-top and easily draw attention back to what’s actually going in the film

*Wakandan doctor walks up to T'challa* Your majesty, you asked for an update about the experimental prosthetics project?

T’challa: *waves hand* That can wait, I just had something come up

*A specialist walks up to T’challa with a clipboard* Your majesty, I think you would be interested in this treatment we have found for mind control–

T’challa: Really? Remind me to ask about it again later.

*Person in a lab coat comes around the corner* Sir, I was wondering about the Barnes case–

T’challa: I don’t have time for that right now, doctor

*another lab tech is summoned to T’challa’s office* Your majesty, you said you wanted to speak with me? Was it about – 

T’challa: no, it is not about that, I need your help with something else

*specialist comes up to T’challa, spouting information about findings on treating brainwashing*

T’challa: That is interesting. Can I ask for your opinion on another matter?

*random Wakandan official asks T’challa about Bucky, or maybe a friend brings up the subject over lunch*

T’challa: *generic response about how working on a cure for him is coming, offhand, not a big deal*

*T’challa is in the middle of an emergency meeting with his staff when someone who was looking after Bucky runs up and knocks on the glass door, bangs on the window, tries to pantomime that they have reached a breakthrough*

T’challa: CAN THIS WAIT? 

mind you, in any of these scenarios there is a 100% likelihood of me having a heart attack…except maybe the last one

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         What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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-mod kennith

I'm so sorry I haven't been posting regularly but..

I GOT ENGAGED!! HOLY TAMOLE!!?! AND MY FIANCÉ IS JOINING THE NAVY SOON!! IT’S A LOT!! If yall wanna chat right now my messages are always open and I have a lot of energy rn so I’ll probably be up for while lol.. I’ll try to get back to posting more from now on!!

I know that sometimes people say wow what you’re saying is so from God and speaking to me right now, to me but I don’t really feel the weight of its effect until I hear God speaking through someone else saying the same thing.

  • nancy: im marrying hen-
  • frances: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
  • I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
  • You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
  • Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
  • But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
  • You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

anonymous asked:

Not a question, but for a long time now I've been struggling to figure out what I am. Sometimes I'd feel genderless, so to speak, and other times I'd feel masculine. But genderfluid, nb, and agender just never felt right for me. I recently realised that it's because I'm genderqueer, and the only reason I had never considered that as an identity for myself is because I used to think it was synonymous for genderfluid. Sorry to be annoying, I'm just happy that I've found an id that fits c:

I’m happy for you, anon!

Hogwarts House Friendships

Gryffindor x Gryffindor
“Remember that one time when we went to-”
“Yeah and we ended up-”
“And OH MY GOD REMEMBER HOW WE CRASHED THAT-”
“CELEB’S WEDDING AND OFFERED FIREWHISKEY TO THE PRIEST WHILE DRUNK? HOW COULD I FORGET?”

Gryffindor x Hufflepuff
“I’ve always loved snow and snowboarding sounds fun, but…”
“Okay, let’s do it”

“But…”
“Don’t worry, I’ll be here to keep you safe”

“Somehow, I don’t think that I’m the one who’ll get hurt…”

Gryffindor x Ravenclaw
“There is a 98.46% chance of getting hurt”
“I guess I just have to be the 1.54%”

“That’s not how-”
“Too late”

Gryffindor x Slytherin
“You suck”
“But you swallow”

“Did you just-”
“… I love you?”

Hufflepuff x Hufflepuff
“Guess who got all fifty Disney movies?”
“… You know what this means?”

“Obviously.”
“Disney marathon slumber party in an hour. Let’s do this.”

Hufflepuff x Ravenclaw
“Ugh… But I’m in the middle of a book”
“C’mon you need to go socialize”

“But but but”
“And have you been procrastinating to read again?”

Hufflepuff x Slytherin
“I swear that bitch is going to suffer”
“Shh it’s okay you can do that when you take over the world”

“I mean I just hate when people judge me because of my family”
“SHE DID WHAT NOW”

Ravenclaw x Ravenclaw
“Dude when you’re done with that book I have another one”
“Ahh yes please gimme”

“…”
“…”

*content silence while snuggling and reading by the fireplace*

Ravenclaw x Slytherin
“So I may or may not have intercepted this coded message…”
“…”

“…”
“Let’s do this”

Slytherin x Slytherin
“I’m fine don’t worry”
“… I know you’re not”

“…”
“C’mon, I have some lavender oil and butterbeer. That’ll help.”

  • stephanie: you should stop being self destru-
  • kennith: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
  • I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
  • You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
  • Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
  • But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
  • You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  • Mod Bri : Mod Stephanie can you stop posting memes of the navy Seals copypa-
  • Mod Stephanie : What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
  • I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
  • You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
  • Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
  • But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
  • You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up