this sounds like old mcfly and

  • 1d: *constantly seen as the bubblegum pop boyband they were in 2011*
  • 1d: we wanna be more mature
  • 1d: *gets tattoos*
  • 1d: *drinks alcohol*
  • 1d: *smokes cigarettes and weed*
  • 1d: we're gonna write our own songs about love, morning wood, oral sex and friendship
  • 1d: we actually don't enjoy performing the old songs anymore
  • 1d: we've been singing them for 4 years now
  • 1d: we wanna sing our own songs on tour
  • 1d: and we'll start working with other great artists like mcfly, ryan tedder, the madden twins, fall out boy etc etc so people will take us seriously
  • 1d: yeah
  • 1d fans: yes great!!! they're finally grown up!!! their songs sound better than ever before!!!
  • 1d fans: we don't want this childish merch anymore... most of us are at least 17 years old not 10
  • 1d fans: can the boys come to our country/state? we haven't had a concert in like 12 years
  • 1d's team: ok
  • 1d's team: no problem
  • 1d's team: we're here to please the fans
  • 1d's team: how about we make the boys release 57 perfumes and 36578 books
  • 1d's team: we'll keep the old merch...
  • 1d's team: ... and put pictures from 2 years before on them
  • 1d's team: AND
  • 1d's team: tour setlists...
  • 1d's team: ... with songs from 2011/2012...
  • 1d's team: ... in 2015
  • 1d's team: oh what was that? we left out your country/state? well sucks to be you i guess
  • 1d's team: we're so good at this