this sounds better

(11pm at a Wawa in Middle-of-Nowhere, PA)

Me: (upon seeing my total is about $3) Can I use a card for that?

Cashier: yeah, you can. We take cards, we’re pretty modern here

Me: that’s good, not everywhere is. Some places you have to pay with like…chickens.

Cashier: …chickens?

Me: (internally: fuck I’ve made a fool of myself)

Cashier: (into earpiece thing) hey Erica, do we accept chickens as payment

Erica: that depends, are they cooked or do we have to cook them?

Cashier: no they’re alive

Erica: (says something funny that I don’t catch)

Cashier: they’re fighting chickens

Me: that would be awesome

Cashier: *laughs, but looks SO confused with this entire thing* have a good night

Me: you too


Marichat May Day 26: The Stray

this is very rushed and i know im very late

When a little cat follows Marinette one day, she decides to keep him for a while until she can find him a better place to live. But when Chat knows about the little fella,  he has other ideas about his new adopted ‘son’




Tfw you’re casually enjoying your evening and an angel falls through your ceiling and is super hot oh no

I’m calling this one the Angelfall AU! Keith has to learn how to live with an angel who is way too egotistic about his one (1) wing and angelic powers even though he has no memories whoops


things to remember:
  • there will always be a tomorrow
  • nearly all problems are fixable
  • even your smallest achievements are something to be proud of
  • being alone can be exactly what you need sometimes
  • always get back up, no matter what it is that pushes you down
  • new opportunities will come along
  • you are not alone
  • you are valid
  • you are loved
  • and you are going to be okay.

All Might: about forming the teams couples for the exam, I think we might put Young Midoriya and Young Todoroki in the same team; they already fought together against Hero Killer Stain so they can use this opportunity to find out how to collaborate in a better way

Present Mic: yeah, I want to suggest about Bakugou and Kirishima too; we all know how Bakugou acts and it looks like Kirishima is the only one that can collaborate properly with him

Aizawa: …do you want them to fuckin start make out during the exam or what


this… is so self indulgent,, but… i’m thinking about the bad end of jfa again…

(not shipping)

EDIT: the bad end of jfa is an *innocent* verdict; this is a scenario in which franziska never comes to save the day! sorry for any misunderstandings