this song is perfect on every way

Lady Gaga's Superbowl setlist leaked!!!

Lights go out, the crowd goes silent. A huge unicorn appears onstage. The gays flock on the field wearing nothing but relics from the “Artpop” era. Suddenly, a voice echoes throughout the stadium: “It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H I M” A republican drops dead. The unicorn explodes, releasing a cloud of glitter and grease. Tom Brady chokes on this eleganza. Gaga emerges wearing nothing but an American flag. She sings the first verse and chorus of “Born this Way”, immediately destroying every nuclear weapon in the world. She stops, looks straight at the camera: “My name is lady Gaga, but you can call me Joanne”. An electric guitar bursts into flames while Gaga belts out “Perfect Illusion”, dismantling the white supremacy. The song suddenly fades out into “Manicure” for fifteen seconds. A dance interlude storms onstage, while the “Venus” chants morphs into “Dance in the Dark”. An exorcism is performed live onstage. The démon rises up, followed by “Bad Romance”. The Wesboro Baptist Church disappears into oblivion. GOP is drowned into hot cheetos, which allows time for Cher to become the first female US president. The new United States of America is reborn to the tune of “Poker Face”, sung as a duet with Tony Bennett. Lady Gaga kicks a football and score a touchdown. Texas becomes officially gay™. The performance ends, as Tony Bennett drops his flesh suit to reveal… BEYONCÉ!!! “Téléphone Part 2/Judas/Video Phone” mash up grants three wishes to every person who ever bought “Joanne” and watched “AHS: Hotel”. Laganja Estranja death drops on Joe Biden’s face. Lady Gaga shoots fireworks from her Versace boobs while singing “The edge of Glory”, effectively ending homophobia everywhere in the world. The stadium erupts in applause, as Lady Gaga’s voice fades away, singing the iconic bridge from “Applause”. A jock in the audience turns to Barack Obama wearing a rainbow jacket, and whispers “She did that.” Obama answers “yes, she did.” Iconic.

Originally posted by samisoffthewall


Summary: Loosely inspired by the song “Evermore” from Beauty and the Beast. Bucky had it all planned out. He spent days planning the perfect proposal - the perfect proposal for the perfect girl, but things don’t always go according to plan. 

Word Count: 1,731

Warnings: Angst

Originally posted by trevanterhodes

Bucky fidgeted with the velvet jewelry box nervously, pausing every now and then to glance back at the door to his apartment. Any moment, Y/N would come walking through, her warm smile lighting up the apartment. Hers was the smile that somehow managed to steal into his melancholy heart, the smile that melted the layers of frost and gave way to spring, the one that nurtured the tiny, fragile seeds of love little by little until they blossomed.

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The Only Expection || Archie Andrews

Originally posted by riverdalegifsdaily

word count : 791

pairing : Archie Andrews x Reader

warnings : none!

summary : After the divorce of your parents, you thought love was just a chemical reaction, but after spending a little bit of time with Archie Andrews as you helped him with his music, you begin to think otherwise. 

a/n : of course this imagine is based on the amazing song ‘the only exception’ by paramore! it’s definitely worth checking out if you haven’t heard it! i also decided to split it into two separate imagines cause it’d be way to long as one! part two will be put up tomorrow! c:

     You were ten years old when your parents divorced. It was ten years that you thought they were the perfect couple. Of course every kid thinks that their parents are perfect, well ones like you that is. You didn’t even see it coming. They never fought or even raised their voice to each other; at least not in front of you. 

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If I date you

I’m not doing it for fun. Of course, I want the fun times - but that’s not all I’m signing up for. I want the highs, the lows, the bickering, the kisses, the hugs, the tears, the laughs. I want to meet your family, I want you to meet mine. I want my nieces and nephews to know your name - not because I mention it, but because you played Candy Land with them. I want to know your favorite songs and which ones you listen to when you’re sad. I want to know everything about you, from every freckle to the way you crinkle your nose when you laugh. I want to know who your first crush was and your first heartbreak. I want to know how you’re feeling, I don’t want to guess. I’m not signing up to have something “perfect” - I’m signing up to have something real, mature, and healthy.

I rarely commit to anyone, so if I commit to you, it’s because I’m hoping that you’re the last person I ever have to commit to. Please don’t waste my time.

Lucky 9

I cast my eyes upon you, I see home. In so many ways I know how every day you breathe bliss, how every touch perfects sin, how every move makes you and I in sync. There’s never a reason to doubt this love – a love like serene paradise because you are the only soul that sings to mine; a love like a favorite song I will not tire of; a love like a gentle breeze that swirls around us, leading us to the right direction; a love that is written in the galaxies; a love that is profound and unyielding, so much bigger than we could ever imagine. – this love named Us.

Call me by your name, a film review

Spoiler-free, of course.

top 5 scenes I absolutely loved:

#1 the war memorial scene 
simply can’t get over how well-directed and gorgeous this scene is. Literally perfect.

#2 the first kiss
Monet’s berm. Both Armie & Timothée are AT THE TOP of their acting game in this scene.
Also, the way it’s shot.
Also, the way it’s written / adapted from the book.

#3 goodbye scene
Oscar-nominated Timothée Chalamet, there is just no need to say more.

#4 Elio’s dad monologue, aka Michael Stuhlbarg breaks everyone’s heart
GOD I JUST CANNOT GET OVER THIS SCENE. My heart broke into pieces right there and then. 

#5 end credits
My heart broke into even smaller pieces, if that’s even possible.  

Bonus thing I really loved
Sufjan Stevens’ songs are gorgeous and incredibly well-timed in the film.  

top 5 scenes I didn’t love:

literally none because this film is PERFECT. 

4 interpretations of the girl in lorde’s ‘liability’
  • The girl is a metaphor for Lorde’s creativity and personal life - explaining why when a stranger looks into her living room, all that they’d see “is one girl swaying alone / stroking her cheek”. Lorde tries to write songs the way she wants them to, but she has high expectations and it’s hard but she’s still more lenient on herself than anyone else is.
  • The girl is a crush Lorde has on somebody, a fantasy - she isn’t physically with Lorde in her living room, but in her dreams she’s with this girl that she loves.
  • The girl used to be with Lorde, but has since left her - this song would then be a post-breakup song: “every perfect summer’s / eating me alive until you’re gone / better on my own”. Her only happy place is her memories, when they were both still together.
  • The girl is real and actually dancing with Lorde - she’s her safety and her love, the only person that understands and comforts her, but their relationship is a secret, which is why strangers can’t see her. The lyrics about the stranger is a metaphor - they can’t see her because Lorde keeps that part of her life hidden away from the world’s prying eyes.
Love Song [Jungkook Angst]

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

love song; a song about love

Loving him was like a love song.

Every little detail in every love song was the perfect way to describe how you felt for him. He was beautiful and it was getting hard to not falling in love more than you already did. Just like how you would fall in love, instantly, with any love song, because Jeon Jungkook was just like them.

Beautiful and addictive.

But he was out of your reach, like everything else that was too beautiful, too addictive and too unreal.

There was no place for you in his heart, in his love song, when he already had her in it.

You were out, shopping for clothes when you saw something you weren’t supposed to see. Soljin, his girlfriend, was out, holding hands and kissing another man. A man you had never seen or heard about before. But you knew whatever this was, it wasn’t good. It was going to break him.

And the last thing you wanted was for her to break him. You knew how much he adored her, how much he loved her.

You had never liked her, there were so many things you didn’t like about her, aside from the fact that she was lucky enough to have someone like him in her life, as a boyfriend. Soljin was never your friend, she was just a friend of friends. Just someone you had to get to know because of your friends.

But somehow, Jungkook had fallen and he had fallen like never before. You still remember the day when he told you that he was in love with a girl. You guys were eighteen then and your heart had almost leaped out of your chest thinking that he might had guessed what that you were in love with him and that he loved you back.

“It’s Soljin.”

How funny and how cliché?

You had hated her since then.

After following Soljin and the unknown man around for a whole day and ending the day with standing right outside a hotel that you just saw the two of them walk inside, together. It made you sick, knowing that she had been screwing another man all this time while being the sweet girlfriend of Jungkook’s.

The hate you had for her couldn’t get any bigger.

There were two choices.

You could either ignore this and not tell Jungkook and feel guilty for the rest of your life. Or you could tell him although it was going to break him and at least be able to see him in the eyes without guilt.

So you chose the second option. There was no way in hell you were going to ignore this and let this happen when you could’ve easily stopped it. There was no way in hell that bitch deserved the love that he felt for her.

Taking up your phone, you dialed his number.

“Hi Y/N, what’s up?”

“Are you free tonight? I need to talk to you.”

There was a short pause before Jungkook replied. “Yeah, sure. Is it bad that I’m imagining a really scary and angry Y/N at the moment?”

You had been angry. Angry over the fact that Soljin could do this to him. But hearing Jungkook’s voice calmed you down and you found yourself smiling.

“Yes, It’s bad and I’m really scary and angry so you better show up in time. 9pm, at my place.”

You could’ve guessed.

Jungkook wasn’t listening to what you were saying.

He didn’t believe in that his girlfriend of two years was cheating because why would he? They were the ultimate sweet hearts and it would take more than one of his best friends telling him that she saw Soljin with another, older, man, kissing and arriving at a hotel after a long day shopping.

“You’re talking bullshit right now, Y/N.” He said, raising his voice a bit. You sighed and blamed yourself for being stupid and not taking any photos for evidence. If only you had been a little smarter and thought a step ahead.

“Do you think I would joke about these things, Jungkook? I’m not talking bullshit. I’m saying the truth. Why can’t you just trust me and talk with her?”

Jungkook shook his head, taking a sip from the water that you had given him. “There’s nothing to talk about. She’s innocent and she’s my girlfriend, I know her. Soljin would never do something like that.”

You gulped and ignored the constant pain that in your heart. Now was not the time to care about yourself and your feelings. The one you loved and cared about was going to get hurt and that was more important than your unknown feelings for him.

“Are you seriously that blind? If you don’t believe in what I’m saying then fine. At least just call her, ask her where she is?”

There was something that flicked in his eyes and before you knew it, he was standing up, pointing at you.

“I’m not blind, Y/N. You know who’s blind?” He started, laughing humorless.

“You are, Y/N. I know the reason to why you’re doing all this. You’re trying too hard to get me to break up with my girlfriend. But I’m not blind, Y/N, because I know that you’re in love with me and I can’t fucking believe that I was so stupid to think that you could be selfless and let me be happy.” Shaking his head, he leaned forward until he was inches away from you. His eyes staring right into yours.

“Because you’re trying to break me right now, Y/N, and that’s fucking selfish.”

He grabbed his jacket and before he left, leaving you shocked and hurt, he looked at you with those eyes that told you more than words.

“I don’t love you, Y/N. I’m sorry if I lead you on. I love her. Only her.

He was leaving. But he really wasn’t. He was never there in the first place but it still felt like he had taken a part of you with him.

It hurt.

There were no calls, no texts, no contact - nothing from him and it made you realise that maybe, you had done something utterly stupid. Something that wasn’t your business in the first place.

You couldn’t blame him for getting angry because if you were him, you would probably get irritated that someone that was in love with him was trying to break things up with him and the one he was in love with.

It was sad, having an one-sided love story. But even if you tried, there was no way to stop the feelings you had for him. It had gotten to the point where you even started to blame yourself for not being able to control your own feelings. What was the hard part with stopping those damn feelings?

Oh, yeah, realising, admitting and accepting. Those were the hard parts.

A few knocks on your front door made you wake up from your thoughts and you frowned, it was over midnight and you weren’t that popular to have friends come over at such late time.

Standing up, you slipped in your cardigan before making your way to the hall.
Who you saw at the other side was not someone you had fallen in love with.

He was completely destroyed. There was no trace of peacefulness the moment he stepped into your apartment, looking like someone just ripped every piece of his heart out from it’s place. God, it was heartbreaking to see his puffy eyes as tears slid down his face like a freaking waterfall.

“Jungkook, Jesus Christ, calm down.” You said and threw his arm over your shoulder to help him inside, to your bedroom. A sad Jungkook wasn’t enough, he was drunk as well.

He kept mumbling something about knowing something and it was getting hard to hold onto his weight. You bite down on your bottom lip as you walked him over to the right side before pushing him down onto the bed.

“What the hell happened to you?” You asked in frustration and plopped down next to him on the bed, sitting right beside him.

“She fucking ended it.”

Shutting your eyes, you let out a loud sigh. You freaking knew it.

“Just calm down, okay?”

“Calm down? You’re telling me to calm fucking down?! How the hell am I supposed to calm down when everything in my body feels like it’s burning, Y/N?”

There was a long, awkward silence after that before Jungkook broke out in tears.

“I should’ve listened to you and broken up with her before I had to witness that myself. It hurts, it hurts so fucking much, Y/N. You have no idea how much it hurts to have your heart broken by the only one that you love.”

Yes, you had. But you didn’t tell him that because this wasn’t about you.

“I was going to surprise her at our apartment. I told her I had to leave for a concert in Tokyo and she told me that she was going to stay at home all weekend because she felt sick. And I fucking believed in every single word she said because I’m an idiot.” He shook his head and placed his hands over his face.

“She brought another man to our home. She brought another man into our bedroom. She was doing all this behind my back and I was blind to let her do that, although you had tried to tell me about this.”

God, it must’ve been a hell to witness something like that.

“And I can’t stop blaming myself for telling you all that shit that night. You were right and I was wrong and I’m so sorry, Y/N.” You felt his hand grab yours and just by that, it sent shivers down your spine.

You knew it was wrong but you couldn’t hurt him more than that so you let him hold your hand. But what you didn’t realise was that you were back to square one. You were letting him in, letting him break down the walls you had built up in the past weeks.

“I’m sorry for hurting you that night, Y/N. I never meant to.”

“It’s fine, I’m fine. But you have to move on, get better and forget about her.” You told him and watched as his hand squeezed yours.

“I know it hurts but perhaps it was meant to be like this, Jungkook-ah. You can’t get everything you wish for in life and love always seems to one of those things that you can’t get. But perhaps it’s easier this way? Don’t you think?” You asked, quietly.

“Some people are like love songs, beautiful and addictive. You can’t get them out of your mind because they suits you perfectly, just like love songs.”

Because he was the only person on your mind and he was your love song.


Hope you guys had/have a great day and even if you don’t celebrate vday, like me, I hope this bad one shot somehow gave you some Jungkook feels. 

And update on my life; School’s killing me, as usual. But I’m having a break from school right now and sickness is taking over instead of school. I did a smoothie last night (strawberries anad banana) and my entire family, icluding me, ended up getting food poisoned because there was a slight problem with the frozen - six months old - strawberries. But I’m fine guys, I was just really sick last night and this morning but I’m better now because I went out and ate froyo with my sisters and mom ;)) Oh and omg “Spring Day” is so beautiful I feel like crying. Our boys are so talented, you guys, let’s cheer them on, forever!!

I miss you guys loads and I hope I can update at least once a month! Please give this a heart if you liked it and I will see you soon!

Love you!! <333

Perfect - Ed Sheeran (Newt S. x Reader)

Request: Newt x reader based on Ed Sheeran’s new song Perfect?



I found a love 

For me

Newt watched as your hips swayed to the beat of the song. You twirled, your dress swirling around you in a wonderful showcase of colors. Your hair bounced along with your movements as you danced happily.

He never knew he could fall so hard for someone in his life. 

His heart surged out of his chest every time he had a chance to see that beautiful smile of yours. All of these years working along side you had softened him to be able to love again, and he fell hard. He loved everything about you, the way that you treated his creatures, how you were so caring and genuine in all of your actions, how you always had an eagerness to learn, the list could go on. He fell in love with all of it. All of you.

And now, you were all his. And he was all yours.

Slowly, Newt stood up from his chair at the table, beginning to walk towards you. He couldn’t help but smile as he watched you confidently dance on your own. Newt made his way over, grabbing onto your hand and catching you by surprise. The slow song had brought you into a calming trance that Newt had suddenly pulled you out of.

Darling, just dive right in

And follow my lead

He pulled you close, his left hand holding on yours, while his right rested on the small of your back protectively.

Newt grinned,”It looks like you’re having quite a lot of fun.”

You smiled back and squeezed his hand lightly. “Not as much fun as I’m having now.”

Tina, Queenie, and Jacob all watched from afar. The two of you had been dating for several months now, and they all couldn’t help but coo and aw at how adorable the two of you looked together. 

Well, I found a girl,

Beautiful and sweet

Newt twirled you around, watching once again as your dress flew around you and accentuated all of your beauty. He then pulled you back in to his chest, laying a gentle kiss on your forehead. You giggled and stood on your tip toes to give him a kiss on the cheek before resting your head onto his chest. 

I never knew you were someone

Waiting for me

Newt had never realized how much he loved you until the adventure to find new creatures became so dangerous that the threat of death loomed at every corner.  At this realization, he knew he couldn’t lose you without telling you how much he loved you. And so he did, after battling Grindelwald and keeping you safe throughout all of the journey in New York.

Cause we were just kids when we fell in love

Not knowing what it was

You thought about all of the memories you have made with Newt, all of the pain and happiness the two of you have gone through. You supported him throughout all of his life, with his insecurities, with Leta, with his adventures, and now you can finally say that the best friend that you have been in love with all this time is now yours.

I will not give you up this time

Newt held your body close as the two of you rocked back and forth to the slow beat of the song. He brought his hand up and rested his fingers underneath the bottom of your chin, lifting your face from his chest so he could look at you. 

But darling, just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own

And in your eyes, you’re holding mine

You rested your hands on his chest and leaned in for a kiss. It was passionate, gentle, and full of love. The two of you broke apart, staring into each other’s eyes.

“I love you, darling.”

“And I love you Mr. Scamander.”

Originally posted by maagiics


I know this was a tad late, but today I had more free time to kinda catch up :)

I hope you liked it! It’s short, but I think it’s really cute lol

Remember, requests are always open. Please leave feedback.

ilysm <3

anonymous asked:

do you have any chardee headcanons? chardee and macdennis are the only things cheering me up right now tbh.

I don’t really ship chardee all that much but these are some hcs I have for them:

  • Charlie is the only one out of the gang with perfect attendance to every Dee Day. 
  • nothing helps with boosting Dee’s self esteem more than a compliment from Charlie - she always knows from the earnest look in his eyes that he’s completely sincere.
  • after being subjected to one too many Grilled Charlies, Dee buys a cookbook for him. Sometimes she’ll let him use her kitchen for trying out recipes, which she helps him read.
  • Charlie has a large collection of songs about Dee, with subjects ranging from the way her hair shines under the dim lights at Paddy’s to the birdlike squawks she makes when she’s frustrated.

This movie was unlike any other X-Men, Marvel or superhero movie I’ve ever seen. It was dark, gritty, sad, funny, brilliantly filmed and well-acted. I went to see it with two guy friends and one girl. All four of us were in tears by the end of it. The performences were incredible, especially Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Dafne Keen and Boyd Holbrook. This is the type of film that will stay with you for quite a while.

Also, Way Down We Go by Kaleo is the perfect anthem for this movie. Apart from almost every Johnny Cash song of course.

Originally posted by kane52630

Merlin to different shippers

Merthur – “Heterosexual” glances, how much Kilgharrah basically ships them, Arthur constantly telling Merlin to shut up but then being worried when he’s actually quiet, the innuendo lines, each of them shielding the other without a second thought, “Just hold me”, the song A Thousand Years being perfect for them, the fact that Merlin is basically constantly around an Arthur wearing minimal clothing/nothing.

Arwen- Sunlight kisses, him picking her up, every time she sits at his bedside after he’s managed to injure himself (again), “With all my heart”, that adorable little comb scene in S5, her going up on her tiptoes to kiss him, Arthur being willing to give up his place on the throne to be with her, the way he says Guinevere, Merlin totally shipping it, Arthur normally being so confident and cocky but he just turns into a teenager with a crush around her and can’t stop smiling, him trying to cook dinner for her.

Mergana- THE S3 UST THOUGH, darkness to your light metaphor, them being the same and Merlin not telling her about his bloody magic, the fact that during their first meeting she just starts taking her clothes off (I know she doesn’t know he’s there but work with me), “Why are you looking at me like that?” her constantly turning to him for help, 6 second long looks, him holding her when he poisons her and as she dies, they are the most aesthetically pleasing couple ever, Mordred looks like their son.

Morgwen– Gwen always being the first person to comfort Morgana, being there in the middle of the night when she has bad dreams despite the fact that she has her own home and must be tired, when Morgana grabs her arm in that S1 tournament scene, how furious she is when Uther doesn’t want to rescue her, the fact that she doesn’t just enchant Gwen in S5 she makes her remember their friendship, at some point they each wear the other’s clothes.

Freylin- Holding hands, “You really don’t know how special you are, do you?”, “You made me feel loved”, the fact that he remembered the lake, the strawberry/flower thing, him being willing to run away with her so whole-heartedly, how short-lived but sweet they are, that he never really feels the same about anyone afterwards, “I’ve missed you”, keeping herself away from Merlin because she doesn’t want to hurt him.

Armor- How protective she is over him in S1/2, Uther not actually doing anything to stop their obvious attraction in S1 despite knowing the truth (don’t know what was going on there), “I could have saved her”, her concern for him in every tournament, love turned to hate, and who doesn’t love incest?

Merwen- Wanting to hit Merlin over the head when he keeps chasing Morgana and Gwen couldn’t be more obvious, the S1ep4 kiss, “Sorry…I thought you were dead”, “No, it’s fine! It’s more than fine”, Merlin using magic to heal her father, how adorably awkward Gwen is, “I’d do anything for you…I mean…not anything anything”, when she gives him the flower and “purple suits you”, when she teaches him about armour.

Merwaine- “I wasn’t talking about Arthur”, how happy they always are to see each other, Gwaine going with Merlin to the Crystal Cave to protect him in S5, the fact that they each believe in the other so much.

Gwenelot- Fuck you all we are the OTP in the actual legend.

I could go on, and I’m sure I’ve left things out, but this is long enough. Add your own!

From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
Bo Burnham
From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)

I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife
I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings

You’re not going to heaven
Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you?
You’re all dicks, I don’t need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you

People give me money, but I don’t know why
‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different and people are smart
I just made the stars, you think you know beauty
Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them
You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them

How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.

Ohmyfreakinggosh Beauty and the Beast was so good!! Seriously, every moment was perfect. It was updated in just the right ways, and Dan Stevens surprised me with how good his take on the Beast was. The casting were perfect, the sets and the music beautiful. Ugh, I felt like a little girl again, and had to hold myself back from singing LOUD to all the songs. It was awesome sitting in a packed screen surrounded by little girls wearing their Belle dresses with pride. Go see it, and if you do and don’t like it, well…

Originally posted by newtpotters

Christmas with Newt

Originally posted by hardyness

~ Newt waking you up at six o’clock every. single. year. because he couldn’t wait any longer

~ Newt always going way out of his way to get the perfect gift

~ The Niffler stealing whatever jewelry Newt picked got you

~ You getting Newt a new coat every year because he somehow destroys his every year

~ The two of you going into the case to give his creatures gifts

~ Newt trying to bake but ending up almost burning down your house. 

~ The two of you trying to bake without magic and failing miserably

~ The two of you dancing along to Christmas music in your pajamas

~ Spending half the day with the creatures 

~ You dancing around with the Niffler

~ Newt singing Christmas songs loudly in the shower

~ Going to bed late because Newt staying with his creatures for hours

~ Newt humming Christmas music as the two of you fall asleep


It’s your flaws I want to taste. Your crooked mouth. The way you smell after being out all day. Your knees, so eager to bend to whatever song is playing in your head. Your chest, as it rises and falls and rises and falls on the carpeted ground. Your sometimes smooth chin. Your pimpled politeness. Your tangled hair. Your good morning, every morning. I don’t want to be able to run my fingers through you easily. It is no fun writing about perfections. I want to talk about you. Flawed. Crooked. Endlessly interesting. You.