riverdale: all the girls are gay: a summary:
- veronica “that isn’t the first time she’s kissed a girl” lodge, walking into pop tate’s like nobody’s business and making eyes at betty cooper like she wants to eat her with a spoon
- gay betty cooper who kisses gay veronica on her gay mouth
- queen of the gays cheryl blossom, who exists within some sort of gay barter system where tokens of approval/leading spots in pep rallies are achieved through girls kissing
- ethel muggs, who is played by barb from stranger things need i say more??????
- and of course, josie of the pussycats, gay rock star of riverdale, literally named her band after pussy, showering the school with her beautiful voice and the gayest rendition of sugar sugar that i have ever mcfreaking experienced (”she’s got this body that’s driving me insane”? that’s not even in the original song josie!!! you just added it!! added it to be gay!!!!!!)