this song dear god

Jefferson: So what I believe you are trying to say, is “thank you”.

Hamilton: “Thank you”?!

Jefferson: You’re welcome!

Hamilton: N-no that’s not what– i mean, why would I ever say–

Jefferson: I know it’s a lot. The hair, the bod..

Hamilton: oh my god

“All that it takes is a little reinvention!”

I feel like if The Glass Scientists was a musical, it would be this 

Inktober 2016: Day 24 - Song

(ok ok there are a million ways I could of taken this prompt, but I wanted to draw them cute, so I based them off of one of my fav songs that gives me E/R feels.  Genghis Khan by Miike Snow, especially the music video, is amazing and you can blame my friend for hooking it to me. The music video fits so well as an E/R parallel, it was begging to be turned into an au. Watch it yourself and enjoy the nice song if anything~)

My Dearest, (Reader X Thomas Jefferson/Alexander Hamilton)

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Request Queue

Warnings: The World’s Unhealthiest Relationships (cheating etc etc etc) a lil steamy

Request- “REQUESTS ARE OPEN HELL YES. I have been holding onto this idea for so long, trying to find the right blog to send it to and here you are. This is so cheesy. Forgive me. I was thinking maybe Jefferson and [reader] might’ve had a thing but then he left for France, shit happened, [reader] got close to Hamilton and he went heart eyes but then TJeff comes home and #drama?!! This is so ridiculous I’M SORRY.”

A/N -( You know when you already have a ton of sequels to write, but you can’t help ending things on a cliffhanger? oops)

Songs (I gave everyone anthems idk)-

Reader- yes girl – Bea Miller

Thomas- Habits (Stay High) – Tove Lo

Alex-  I Know A Place – MUNA

For the lil’ baby smut scene- Wrong – MAX ft. Lil Uzi Vert 

(^^^^^PLEASE DEAR GOD LISTEN TO THIS SONG MAX HAS NICE HAIR AND ABS AND A HIGH VOICE AND I LIKE LIL UZI VERT’S RAP STYLE AND I JUST REALLY LOVE THIS SONG OKAY)

Words- 4,348

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The Murder Squash Song
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Disclaimer: I have no idea how music, beats, or music software works. I recorded half of this on my phone and messed around for like four hours with some free mixing software and this was the closest semblance to “music” I could get. 

“THE MURDER SQUASH SONG”

SQUASH ONE, SQUASH TWO, SQUASH THREE, SQUASH FOUR - 
Pick up your baseball bat - Thwack! Whack! C’mon, more!
Craniums, watermelons, pumpkins, and gourds:
All of them SMASH when you throw ‘em on the floor!

SQUASH FIVE, SQUASH SIX, SQUASH SEVEN, SQUASH EIGHT!
Is it cantaloupe or brains all scooped out on your plate?
There’s nothing quite so smashing as a good and thorough thrashing, so -
Lay ‘em out! Crush a head! It’s not murder ‘til they’re DEAD!

SQUASH EIGHT, SQUASH SEVEN, SQUASH SIX, SQUASH FIVE - 
Nothing’s quite so boring as a person who’s alive!
Everyone likes party games, so hang piñatas – spill their brains!
Jack be noble, grab a stick; it’s a party, make ‘em sick!

SQUASH FOUR, SQUASH THREE, SQUASH TWO, SQUASH ONE!
Balloons popping; bodies dropping; have you ever had such fun?
Bang, squish, crack, crunch – squeeze some eyeballs in the punch!
Don’t get woozy, nothing’s wrong! It’s all part of the Murder Squash Song!

(credit to maggie-stiefvater for the opening lines)

Starklings superhero headcanons
  • Robb’s powers manifest first, and dramatically - he has splitting headaches for a week and then suddenly, inexplicably turns into a direwolf at the dinner table
  • (Grey Wind is not impressed)
  • Jon is less than three months later, and with significantly less fanfare
  • He’s pyrokinetic and cyrokinetic
  • There’s a cyromage in every generation of Starks, and Catelyn is pissed, because it should be her trueborn Stark son spilling ice from his fingertips (Ned reminds her firmly that turning into a direwolf is a perfectly Stark-like power)
  • The pair of them and Theon (energy manipulator, with the easy arrogance that goes with that power set) run around Winterfell for a while stopping petty crimes and getting into a ton of trouble
  • “You can’t call yourself Kraken, Theon, that’s so lame” “You call yourself Direwolf” “I turn into a direwolf”
  • Jon goes by Elemental
  • They get caught eventually, because gods know none of them are masters of subtlety, and Ned wants to let them stew in jail for a while for being idiots but eventually bails them out
  • The Stark kids are firmly banned from any and all vigilante activity
  • Sansa’s an empath and she hates it - they hire a therapist specializing in mutants who calls her an empathic mirror. She mimics the emotions of the people around her and it’s hard as hell to control
  • She won’t learn for years that she can manipulate other people’s emotions as well
  • Arya’s a shapeshifter as well, but changes faces instead of forms
  • For a while she has to concentrate constantly just to keep her own shape, but she’ll be good at it eventually - years in the future she’ll entertain the next generation of Starklings with a new level of impersonations
  • Bran’s probably the most powerful, but the least in control. He’s precognitive and retrocognitive, but he can’t control what he sees (at least not yet)
  • They won’t learn it for a while, but he has the potential to be a reality warper as well, the most powerful since Brynden Rivers
  • It’s Rickon (super strength and invulnerability) who decides to follow in his big brothers’ footsteps and start superheroing around again
  • If Rickon is doing it, then Bran is doing it, and if Bran is doing it, then so is Arya (they go by Wildling, Greenseer, and Huntress, respectively)
  • They actually manage to be less subtle than their brothers, and have a tendency to spraypaint “THE NORTH REMEMBERS” on the nearest wall every time they stop a crime (Bran has a flair for the dramatic and Rickon has a flair for spraypaint)
  • They’re fooling nobody, especially Ned
  • Robb is a Responsible Adult, but Jon laughs and tells them all the best hideouts in Winterfell
  • Bran works comms most of the time (his powers aren’t great in a fight). Sansa will join him eventually, as Lark
  • Rickon and Arya are a hell of a team, and the local police want to hate them, but honestly it’s so much less paperwork when you don’t actually have to stop the robbery yourself so they don’t try all that hard to catch them