this sign made me laugh

when an Aries successfully pisses somebody off

when a Taurus gets paid and does impulse online shopping

when a Gemini uses nothing but logic & facts in their arguments to break somebody down

when a Cancer ends up getting their way by being bratty

when a Leo steals the center of attention in groups by changing the topic to themselves

when a Virgo proves somebody wrong

when a Libra uses their charm to avoid conflicts

when a Scorpio finds out all your information without you even being aware

when a Sagittarius gets lucky and doesn’t have to own up to their responsibilities

when a Capricorn uses their friends as a method of social climbing

when an Aquarius pushes people away because they know they’ll still be popular anyway

when a Pisces asks for advice but ignores it and falls back into the situations they complain about

the signs as bad shit people found in fortune cookies
  • aries: "three can keep a secret if you get rid of two"
  • taurus: "keep your goals away from the trolls"
  • gemini: "to release the toxin, break open this cookie"
  • cancer: "run"
  • leo: "you will live on a beach and smoke pot"
  • virgo: "don't get in that cab"
  • libra: "enjoy yourself while you still can..."
  • scorpio: "it's a boy"
  • sagittarius: "you will be hungry again in an hour"
  • capricorn: "you wasted your money"
  • aquarius: "you laugh now, but just wait until you get home"
  • pisces: "someone just finished the last of your ice cream"
the signs as iconic x-files "monsters"
  • aries: Sheriff Hartwell, secret vampire
  • taurus: Chinga, creepy ass doll, wants to play
  • gemini: Duane Barry, unpredictable abduction enthusiast
  • cancer: Tooms, professional liver harvester/nester
  • leo: Eve, every last one of them, ready to take over
  • virgo: Pusher, very persuasive fruity protein drinker
  • libra: Tulpa, literally a lawful evil garbage monster
  • scorpio: Eddie van Blundht, shape shifter for sexual gain
  • sagittarius: The Great Mutato, ultimate Cher fangirl
  • capricorn: Leonard Betts, perceptive to a cancerous fault
  • aquarius: Guy Mann, would rather be a lizard than a human
  • pisces: Flukeman, hides in toilet, wants to be left alone

The awkward moment when you’re in a museum of modern art and there’s a door marked ‘door without exit’ and you’re like -

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There were a whole bunch of Persona 5 cosplayers around this year, and I was lucky enough to get some great pictures! Plus, a couple of my favorite characters from Persona 4 too, which was wonderful!
Most of these were taken right before the Persona Midnight meetup, which I’ll upload either later tonight or tomorrow morning!
Thank you all for letting me take your photos, I really appreciate it!

If you or your friends are here, let me know and I will tag you!

(If you want photos either posted individually or taken down, just ask!)

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Celebration “Prompt” @emilybillard : Hey! Congrats on 500+ followers! Can I have both an mood board and a prompt? 💖I followed you bc your an amazing writer and an awesome person..I have brown hair and hazel eyes. I love reading. I love photography. I’m shy and awkward until you get to know me, then I become more awkward and you wish I would shut up. People have told me I have a very kind personality and I could give people cavities bc I’m so sweet😂 I suffer from anxiety and I’m Canadian. And can that be with Tom? Thank you!!

A/N: This is the “prompt” for the lovely @emilybillard . Thank you for all the kind words, I love you, I don’t deserve you, you’re awesome!! Even though I really like this fic (I really enjoyed writing it!), I’m shit at writing prompts! I can’t keep it short dvjddj I’m trash. I hope you like it anyways! Enjoy!

“Are you ready?” he asked as the car came to a halt and layed his hand over yours.
“Will we leave if I say no?” you asked and you two both knew that you were joking. This event was really important for Toms carier and you’d never leave him to deal with it on his own. He was really nervous about it and it helped him knowing that you’d always be by his side.

“We could. But we probably won’t.” he chuckled and you flashed him a smile.

“Come on. Let’s go.”

You were somewhat used to the flashing lights as soon as you both left the car and walked onto the red carpet. First they took bazillion of photos where they would yell your name constantly to get you to look over. You tried to look in every direction possible so they’d get their picture but after a few minutes you felt slightly dizzy so you tightened your grip around Toms arm which made him look down worriedly.
You kept smiling and ignored his worried look but he understood and wrapped his arm around your waist to give you more stability.

After the photos it was time for the interviews. You walked alongside Tom and he did not let go of your hand.
“Hello you two! Look at you! I’m so honoured to be interviewing these gorgeous love birds.” the interviewer said into his mic while looking into the camera and you looked down to your feet trying to hide your blushing cheeks.
“Who are you wearing tonight?” the interviewer asked you both and you looked up at Tom so he would answer first.
“Uh, you know. Probs to my dresser. She does an amazing job but never tells me “who I am wearing”. It’s an ongoing joke of hers, she finds it very funny.“ he said chuckling and you grinned to yourself. You loved her and it really was entertaining to watch Tom find new anwers everytime he was asked that question.

“Now you’re exposed. Eat that, homie!” he said into the camera and made gang signs which made you laugh.
“No, I’m joking. She’ll kill me. Or not dress me well and embaress me. I depend on her. She’s a great person.” he apologized immediatly and made the interviewer laugh too.  After they talked about a few other things where you threw in little comments here and there he finally asked a question directed to you.

“So, tell me. What are you guys doing with your free time?”

“Regarding that we don’t have a lot of free time, we enjoy little things. Simple things, you know. Like watching a movie or going out to have dinner. Sometimes we have friends over and play charade.” you said sheugging your shoulders,“ And Tom is not a good loser. He is very competitive.” you added while covering the side of your mouth as if he couldn’t hear you that way.
“That - ” he started to decline but as you looked up to him he let it go, “is kinda true, to a certain point.”

“What do you do when Tom is away. Like what keeps you busy?”

“Well other than college. I read a lot. Sometimes I go out with Toms little brother Harry to snap some pictures because we share the same passion for photography, you know?” you said and looked over to Tom who was watching you with a loving smile. “And Tom over here will pout if he hears about it. How dare I have fun while he is away.” you joke and Tom blushes while you laugh with the interviewer.

“Y/N! Could we have an interview!” you heared someone yell and looked over your shoulder.

“You can go if you like. I’ll finish this.” Tom encouraged you and pointed at the interviewer with his head.
“Uh, sure…” you said and shook the interviewers hand as a goodbye and moved on to the next one.
Tom watched you in awe how you handled the situation. You went from one interviewer to the other answering politely and having nice conversations. He saw you laugh quiet a numorous of times and he felt a little pout-y suddenly. You were really sweet and friendly with everyone and they loved you whihh was great. But Tom somehow felt left out even though he was busy himself. He liked having you by his side. Especially when you were wearing a gown like that where every guy in your presence tried to impress you.

You were talking with an interviewer about your no-goes when you felt someone wrap his arm around your waist.
“I’ll have to steal her from you know.” he said and took your hand.
“It was so nice talking to you!” the interviewer said and leaned in to give you a hug which you kindly accepted.
“Same goes to you.”

“Thank you for your time!”

“Thank you for your time.” Tom hissed under his breath as you two walked into the bulding and you looked at him with furrowed brows.
“Are you okay?” you asked and tried to look him in his eyes but he looked straight forward.
“Yes.”

“Did I do something wrong?”

“No.”

He didn’t make sense what so ever so you decided to let it go. You walked to your seats where Harrison and Harry were already waiting. You hugged both of them and sat down. Tom did not say a word the whole time they talked on stage and you couldn’t understand his sudden mood swing. The event itself went really well and the four of you decided to attend the after party.
“I’ll have to go talk to some people. Are you okay with staying with Haz and Harry?” he asked you leaning in so you’d actually hear him.
“Of course. Off you go. I’ll occupie myself.” you agreed and waved him off. He smiled thankfully and leaned in to give you a quick kiss before disappearing in the mass of people.

“Wow! You look gorgeous.” you heared someone say from behind and when you turned around your mouth dropped as you saw Robert Downey Jr standing behind you with open arms.
“Uh…thank you, I guess. So do you!” you said and wanted to vanish into thin air as soon as it left your mouth. He chuckled and came closer while sipping at his glass.
After you had a long conversation with Robert you talked to many other people. Celebs mostly which left you totally shook.

Tom was talking to his manager when someone approached him with a big smile on his face.
“Hey Tom!” he greeted Tom and they shook hands.
“Your girlfriend is the most down to earth, sweet and funny girl I have ever met. Does she have a sister or anything?” he joked and Tom forced a smile on his face. Was she talking to everyone but him tonight? Tom knew that it was douchy of him to think like that but if he was honest to himself then he would admit that he was jealous. It was great that everyone loved Y/N but he liked having you for himself. Jesus, you were nice to everyone. Too nice maybe which would bring the guys on unwanted ideas. As soon as Tom thought of that he excused himself and went to find you. As he found you, you had your head thrown back laughing along to something Chris Evans had said. He picked up his speed and was by your side in seconds.

“Hey, Tom! Nice to see you man!” Chris said and gave Tom a quick one-shouldered hug.
“You too, Chris.” Tom said and Chris did not stay long after that.
“Do you want to leave? I think we should leave.” Tom said suddenly and you looked up in confusion.
“What’s going on Tom? You’ve been weird the whole time? Did I do something to upset you?” you asked and tried to read his emotions but he shook his head.
“We should get home.” he just said and you let your shoulders sink.
“Sure. Let me just grab my stuff.” you said and took off to gather your stuff.

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Tom did not talk the whole ride home. He did hold your hand but it felt weird and this situation was bugging you. You thought you were doing great with the interviews and the press and all of that but appearently you had messed up somehow. When you finally got home you two changed into more comfortable clothes which were old T-Shirts and baggy sweatpants. You cought him staring at you with furrowed brows as you turned around after you finished changing your clothes.

“Alright. Spit it out. What did I do?” you asked finally and crossed your arms infront of your chest, feeling a little annoyed.
“You still look hot.” he groaned and your eyes widened.
“Pardon me?”
“I don’t get it. You’re not even showing skin or anything.” he said staring at your body and you couldn’t hold back a chuckle.
“What did you drink tonight? Something heavy?” you said amused and he rolled his eyes. You walked towards him and wrapped your arms around his waist.
“What’s bugging you? Come on, tell me.” you encouraged him and he wrapped his arms around you too.

“It’s dumb.”

“Come on.” you said rolling your eyes and he sighed.

“You’re beeing too sweet.”

“Come again?”

“You looked smoking hot today AND you were sweet to everyone. They were literally drooling after you.” he growled and furrowed his brows.
“Are you se-…You are serious oh my god!” you exclaimed and chuckled while cupping his face with your hands.
“I thought something bad happened. I thought I did something wrong! You were just jealous.” you laughed and he mumbled something you didn’t understand.
“No you were great. You’re so sweet you could give me cavities.” he said like a little boy and made you laugh.

“You’re so dumb!” you said and leaned in to give him a statisfying kiss. You broke the kiss after a few seconds and grinned teasingly.
“I’m canadian. I can’t turn of the sweet. Thank god you have a sweet tooth!” you teased him and wiggled your brows which made him roll his eyes.

“Shut up.” he said and leaned in to kiss you again. Whomever drooled after you, at the end of the day you were only his.

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Here it is, the long-awaited trailer for DT 2017! 

This is more than we were hoping for, folks, and my hopes were pretty high.

Here are my scattered thoughts on the trailer:

I love the angle the series seems to be taking, which isn’t too far from the original series or the Barks and Rosa stories. Scrooge is a mystery to Huey, Dewey, and Louie. They’ve only heard the legends, but little do they know that he’s still an amazing adventurer, that he’s “tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties” (glad they included that all-important character-establishing line in the trailer).

Strangely enough, Scrooge’s voice, while distinctly different from the classic series, is close enough to not be all that jarring. It sounds like David Tennant is a worthy successor to Alan Young, much in the same way Chris Pine as Captain Kirk is a worthy successor to William Shatner. Different voices (although Young and Tennant both have tons of energy and vivacity), but similar enough you don’t think the character is different. That’s key to recasting any role played by one actor for ages. 

Fantastic job, DT creative team!

I know this is only a 90-second trailer, but I think the nephews and Webby are going to be the biggest adjustment for me. In this teaser, they’re kinda loud and annoying at times, but I think I see the real characters in some of the snippets of dialogue we hear. For example, after finding out he’s taking them to stay with Scrooge, at least for the weekend, Louie says to Donald, “You’re finally going to sell us.” That made me laugh out loud.

I do hope the writers have given the nephews and Webby genuine moments of humanity (strange to say that about ducks, I know). Their “realness” in the original series was key to their appeal. Based on what I’m seeing here and what Frank Angones has said, though, I don’t think we’re in danger of DT 2017 misfiring too much, if at all. 

A few other notes:

Donald and Scrooge are as fascinating as ever. I wonder if they have a prior relationship in this version of the series, and I wonder if they’re estranged. 

I love the Barks paintings on the walls of Scrooge’s mansion. Nice Easter Egg, DT creative team. 

Webby recognizes who the nephews are and seems to view them as celebrities. Curious and curiouser… 

I love when Webby calls Donald “one of the most daring adventurers of all time.” Glad he’s getting his due as something other than a foul-tempered fowl. 

We see Launchpad at the end of the trailer in another character-establishing moment (which the trailer excels at, BTW). Launchpad made me laugh. That’s a good sign for Beck Bennett’s take on the character.

The updated theme song packs a punch and made me feel five all over again, giving me that sense of anticipation I used to get (and still get with the DVDs) whenever DuckTales began each afternoon. It’s the perfect blend of contemporary music stylings and nostalgia. 

I love that this series is about family. That was so important to the original DT and made it one of the less preachy, but more impactful series of the 80s and 90s because it demonstrated how a family works and how a family includes everyone who is close to you, not just your blood relatives. 

Finally, adventure, adventure, adventure. The action, coupled with all of the character moments in the trailer, was invigorating and chilling and thrilling and almost made me cry, lol. My gosh, I’m so excited for DT 2017! And I think the kids will be, too! My two-year-old nephew watched the trailer and kept exclaiming, “More DuckTales! More DuckTales!”

No wonder Disney has already renewed it for a second season…

What are your thoughts? Which Easter Eggs did I miss? Anyone have a copy of the premiere episode they’d like to leak to me? Are the Russians still into DuckTales? ;-)

62,75,and 101 with Jax of course 😍pleaseeee

62 “That came out wrong. 75 “Guess who’s going to be a father?”

I’ve been waiting for two weeks to tell Jax the news, the club was in a really deep mess and the boys have been out and about those two weeks trying to fix things up but finally it seemed like things were working out and I was going to be able to tell Jackson the news.

Chibs, Tig and Juice were the top three guys closest to me at the club so I managed to tell them and ask them for help to give Jax a cool surprise and tell him about the little bean we created. They told me they were going to plan something out, that I shouldn’t worry about it and that they were going to do something really nice for their soon to be little nephew or niece so I just agreed to it and decided to take a day out at the Spa to get over the stress of this two weeks of waiting and waiting.

I arrived at the club 10 minutes before Jax was supposed to come back with Happy and Bobby, the boys were nowhere to be seen so I just sat at the bar and chatted for a little bit with Chucky who was really delighted by the news, I fixed my clothes, I wasn’t really showing much at the moment but I still put my hands over my belly caressing the bundle of joy inside of me. I heard the motorcycles approach and I started walking out when three men stepped out running to the garage.

The scene in front of me was too much, Juice was wearing nothing but a gigantic diaper and a pacifier while Chibs and Tig holded a signed “Congratulations Daddy” which made me start laughing like crazy, Juice looked around terrified when he noticed not only Jax, Bobby and Happy but a whole another chapter looking at the scene in front of them.

“What the fuck?” said Bobby and the three dummies looked at each other.

“Well that came out wrong” said Chibs looking at Tig, Juice and the chapter in front of them.

“What are you even doing?” said Jax who still didn’t notice me in the back.

“Guess who’s going to be a daddy?” I said finally stepping out to stop the boys from embarrassing themselves even more, Jax eyes immediately lit up after hearing my words and he rushed to me to pick me up and give me a big kiss.

“Is this for real?” he said and I nodded before showing him the ultrasound and him kissing me over and over again all over my face.

“Yes, Jax. A mini Teller is going to be with us soon” I said and all the boys congratulated both of us, a lot of hugs and love being shared that day.

“Next time I’d rather have you tell me instead of Juice in diapers” he said in between laughs and I laughed with him.

“They want it to make it a cool surprise” I said “I think it didn’t come out as expected”

“Still the best news ever, love” he said before kissing me one more time.

Critical Role + Aesthetic: Modern AU Keyleth (x) (x)

“We’re gonna save ‘em all, you guys. We’re gonna save all the animals!”

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The 20th Anniversary of One Piece is on July 22 and it seems that they’re already starting to celebrate.  There’s the Jump cover, a color spread, and a letter from Oda.  That may have overshadowed this chapter a little, but I still enjoyed it. ^^ 

Before I get into my review, I just wanted to bring attention to Oda’s love letter:

This was really touching.  It’s crazy to think that some fans of One Piece have grown up with it since they were kids.  It’s even crazier to think that some fans weren’t even born yet when the series started.  I don’t really feel old until I think about it in that perspective. XD  OP was already 4 years old when I first got into it.  That means that I’ve loved this series for almost 16 years.  That’s the longest relationship I’ve had (even when I wasn’t able to follow OP during a personal time in my life). *laughs*  It’s also something that I’ve been able to share with my son, and that makes it special to me.  So, no matter what happens, I plan on sticking with this thing until the end.  I’ve invested so many years of my life into following the series that it wouldn’t make sense not to see Luffy finally find the One Piece. ^^

Alright, on to the review…

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