this show is wasted on the kids

Dee and Dennis Headcanons
  • When he was little, Dennis couldn’t properly pronounce the name “Deandra,” so instead called her “Dee-dah.”  “Dee-dah” gradually shortened to just “Dee.”
  • Their family went through several maids and nannies because Dee and Dennis would torture them.  One of the nannies even attempted to exorcise them because she was convinced they were possessed.
  • Neither had any other close friends throughout childhood.  None of the other kids could stand them.
  • As older kids and teenagers, the two would waste their summers with all-day TV and movie marathons.  They’d watch episodes of Saved by the Bell or 90210 and make snarky comments.
  • Their bedrooms were right next to each other, and if they spoke loudly enough, they could talk through the wall.
  • When Dee had to start wearing the back brace, Dennis was secretly relieved because the brace would lower her desirability to the boys at high school, leaving him the main man in her life.
  • Dennis showed up to all of Dee’s plays in school.  After each one, he’d mercilessly ridicule her performance and complain about wasting his night.  Finally, Dee asked him why he even bothered to show up to her plays if he hated them so much, and he just got all flustered and walked away.
8

T h e  g a m e  i s  n e v e r  o v e r ,  J o h n . But there may be some new players now. It’s okay. The East Wind takes us all in the end. It’s a story my brother told me when we were kids. The East Wind, this terrifying force that lays waste to all in its path. It seeks out the unworthy and plucks them from the Earth. That was generally me. He was a rubbish big brother.

For any kids who are straightedge and having a tough time, a few days ago my friend told me something about peer pressure that I feel like others should hear: peer pressure isn’t always the stuff you see in those videos that your health teacher shows you, the whole “hey dude you gotta try this weed come on just fucking do it” or “bro you’re being so fuckin lame just get drunk with us come on” thing. Most of the time, peer pressure is everyone around you talking about how they’re gonna get wasted next weekend, It’s people planning to smoke and get high around you, it’s being surrounded by drunk people in a dorm room as the only sober person. In those cases, other people aren’t pressuring you into it, and the people around you doing that stuff probably aren’t bad people. But if you’re anything like me, being in those situations and not partaking eventually makes you feel guilty, like you’re being the one that no one likes in the group, and you feel like you have to start drinking or getting high just to fit in with everyone else.
I just wanted to let you know that in those situations, you don’t have to drink. You don’t have to do something that goes against what you want to do just to fit in. I assure you, your friends don’t think any less of you for it, and if they do they’re shit friends, and you should leave them and surround yourself with people who make you happy.

If Cat was there instead...
  • Mxyzptlk: *appears*
  • Mxyzptlk: First let's set the mood.
  • Mxyzptlk: Candles. *Conjures candles*
  • Kara: Who are you?
  • Mxyzptlk: Then Music. *Conjures a band*
  • Kara: What the hell?
  • Mxyzptlk: Next, flowers. *Conjures flowers*
  • Mxyzptlk: And for the pièce de résistance, the ring. Kara, sweetest, it's like I said. I'm your one true love, your soulmate, your one true pairing as the kids say. My name is Mxyzptlk, and I love you Kara Zor-El.
  • Kara: I... uh...
  • Mxyzptlk: Tell me, will you marry me?
  • Kara: *gives a disbelieving laugh*
  • Mxyzptlk: *sings* I can show you the world-
  • Cat: Okay, Midichlorians, that's enough. This is not a Karaoke bar.
  • Mxyzptlk: Oh. Yes, the mentor. *strands* Forgive me, my lady. I-
  • Cat: You are wasting your time. Kara is mine, so you can just run along back to Camelot or Avalon, or the Shire, or where ever it is you came from.
  • Mxyzptlk: Madam, I am Mxyzptlk, a being from the fifth dimension.
  • Cat: Yes, yes, well, say hello to Buckaroo Banzai next time he passes through. Now shoo.
  • Mxyzptlk: I see. I've offended you. You have my most sincere apologies. I see that I should have secured your permission-
  • Cat: You are not listening. Kara is mine. She promised me her complete devotion, and I do not share what is mine. Now, go away.
  • Kara: Miss Grant, be-
  • Cat: Not now, Kara.
  • Mxyzptlk: She's given you her devotion as a student of course, but surely you can see that I'm here to seek her hand in marriage.
  • Cat: *rolling her eyes* I didn't say she was my student. I said she was mine.
  • Cat: *turns, and slips an arm around Kara's waist, pulling their bodies together, then lays a kiss on Kara's lips, bending forward and dipping Kara as if they're dancing while continuing to kiss her, drawing a long, deep moan of pleasure from Kara before standing them both up again.*
  • Kara: *whimpers*
  • Cat: See? Mine. Now, run along.
  • Mxyzptlk: I- see. My apologies. *vanishes*
  • Cat: *looks at Kara*
  • Cat: How do you get yourself into these situations.
  • Theater kids the week before the show: This whole damn show is going to shit. The leads don't show up to rehearsal, nobody knows their lines, not one person has bothered to listen to the soundtrack at home. Don't even bother coming to the show it'll be a waste of your money it'll be a major fucking disaster
  • Theater kids the week of the show: It's coming along really great! This show is so much fun, and we can't wait to finally reveal all of our hard work to everyone! I can't wait to see you there I'm sure you're gonna love it :)
IM SO FUCKING ANGRY IM SORRY FOR THE CAPS BUT I AM SO FUCKING LIVID

THIS SHOULD NEVER HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAD TO EXPERIENCE THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARISH SITUATION THIS IS NOT FUCKING RIGHT OR FAIR OR OKAY IN ANY FUCKING WAY

FUCK MOFFAT AND GATISS FUCK YOU YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRUEL DEMONIC PIECES OF SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I WANT YOU TO FUCKING PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE TO EVERY FUCKING ONE OF US YOU FUCKING LET US ALL WASTE OUR FUCKING LIVES FOR YOUR SHOW AND YOU FUCKING MANIPULATED US

APOLOGIZE TO ME AND TO MY FRIENDS MY BEAUTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT AND INCREDIBLE FRIENDS WHO HAVE DONE SO FUCKING MUCH FOR THIS COMMUNITY

APOLOGIZE TO EVERY SINGLE LGBT FAN APOLOGIZE TO EVERY FAN THAT USED YOUR FUCKING SHOW AS A REASON TO FUCKING LIVE AND I HOPE TO GOD I HOPE TO GOD THAT YOU DONT END UP WITH BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS FROM THIS YOU FUCKING MONSTERS

FIX THIS. FUCKING FIX THIS. I WONT FORGIVE YOU FOR THE LIVING HELL YOUVE DECIDED TO PUT US THROUGH AND THE EXTRA TRAUMA THAT YOUVE DECIDED WE ALL DESERVE BUT YOU NEED TO FUCKING FIX THIS. FUCK. YOU.

I am from quiet corners and loud playgrounds
And Soup Island where we stirred dirt under a tree,
From scrabble games and spelling bees,
From plastic lunchbox-scented hallways
And tangrams.

I am from Florida family vacations,
Ice cream shops and snorkeling,
From walks to the beach where I learned to swim
And mud slides and sand mermaids,
From cheesy scrapbooks and journals.

I am from staying up late telling ghost stories
And pretending to have a TV show,
From knowing glances and smirks across the room,
From writing and daydreaming of friendships.

I am from the “waste time game” and hide-and-seek,
From New Year’s Eve parades and Fourth of July barbecues,
From thanksgivings at the kids’ table
And black friday shopping in pajamas.

I am from to-do lists and matching socks,
From scrap paper doodles and homemade gifts,
From talking to myself and listening to others,
From dress-up and tea parties.

I am from missing people I barely knew
And missing places I barely remember.
I am from nostalgia;
The future never looks as good.

—  Where I’m From (after George Ella Lyon)
Things I Will Never Forgive the Moon Lovers Finale For

In the midst of all my anger I would like to take a moment to crap on all the things that I hated in episode 20 as to alleviate my anger. Here’s is me also hoping that LJK’s tease isn’t a tease so that I can finally be free from this stupid show who am I kidding I’ll never be free, this show will probably own my ass till I die 

  • Jung’s ever-growing sideburns
  • Giving me hints of a modern! SoSoo meeting but flaking out right at the end
  • OKAY AND ALSO LIKE WHY DID WE WASTE SO MUCH TIME IN THIS EP THO WTF
  • CHOOSING TO PLAY THAT BIRTHDAY SONG WHEN IM ALREADY IN PAAAAIN
  • NITPICKY HERE BUT I WANTED HER LETTER TO BE LONGER?? EH IDK
  • Jung putting Soo’s letters in an envelope with this handwriting, instead of just writing on the envelope itself that these were from Soo to his majesty
  • WANG SO RACING TO SOO EVEN THO WE ALL KNOW ITS TOO LATE AND YET HES RUSHING TO HER AND ITS JUST SO TRAGIC THAT HE COULDNT EVEN SEE HER ONE. LAST. TIME.
  • WANG SO SPEAKING TO SOO’S ASHES IN THE PRESENT TENSE I JUST DHIFHEIHDEHFIEWHIHFDIEFuuuuuciisdsk
  • WANG SO CRYING AND MAKING ME WANT TO DIE CAUSE IT’LL BE LESS PAINFUL THAN WATCHING HIM SUFFER
  • BAEK AH STILL THE ULTIMATE SOSOO SHIPPER AND I DIE
  • My precious Woo Hee being reincarnated?? As a child?? @joosgrl (lets be bitter together lol like thats not we’ve already been doing)
  • Who in history Baek Ah had an illicit affair with?? whaaaa?
  • THE CHILD HAVING THE SAME TRINKET THING LIKE WOO HEE AND IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE??
  • #BAEK AH AND WOO HEE DESERVED BETTER 2K16
  • While we’re at it #WANG SO DESERVED BETTER 2K16 
  • ACTUALLY ALL OF THE WOMEN 2K16
  • AND MOO. DONT FORGET ABOUT MOO (Eun too)
  • Wang Won not being mutilated first before being forced to drink poison
  • Giving Won a moment to salvage his crimes and actually made it look like he had a heart whaaaa??DAFUQ/’;;;[-
  • Won and that facial hair
  • BAEK AH HAVING A DEAR BROTHERLY MOMENT WITH WOOK AND NOT WITH SO???????? LET ME RAGE
  • WOOK
  • WOOK BEING EXCUSED FOR HIS CRIMES
  • WOOK BEING PAINTED AS SYMPATHETIC THAN THE ACTUAL MONSTER THAT HE IS WHO DESERVED NOTHING. NOTHIN G 
  • WOOK NOT BEING DEAD
  • WOOK GETTING MORE CLOSURE THAN THE MAN THAT DESERVES THE UNIVERSE
  • KANG HA NEUL LOOKING GOOD WITH THAT STICK ON FACIAL HAIR LIKE DAMN BOI YOU SLAY ME EVEN IF I HATE YOUR CHARACTER’S INTESTINES
  • The writers tossing in all sort of nonsensical bullshit about trying to be historically accurate and effing up their own drama instead
  • That weird crown So wore towards the end?? Still it was so adorbs <333
  • Including the scene with the daughter all in the purpose to show just how alone Wang So is (like f*cking seriously, did these writers think that we didn’t know this already?)
  • Also ummmm, So’s future son marries Jung’s “daughter”????
  • PLOT HOLES *jazz hands*
  • (not mad about the ep, but more about how people are angry that Jung’s the father when both So and Soo would never want to condemn their daughter to the life of the palace and so Jung is clearly the better alternative, bc he can roam freely)
  • WANG SO REVEALING HIS SCAR
  • WANG SO NO LONGER CARING ABOUT HIS SCAR BC WHILE ITS A REMINDER OF HIS MISERY, NOTHING IS AS MISERABLE AS WHEN HE LOST SOO
  • WANG SO LONELY AGAIN
  • WANG SO LITERALLY NOT CATCHING A BREAK
  • WANG SO CONSTANTLY HAVING TO PAY FOR HIS MISTAKES
  • LEE JUN KI BEING THE ULTIMATE LIFE RUINER HIS ACTING IN THIS EP WILL LITERALLY HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS AND I JUST SDNWEUHEDJEWHDEWIHFUDFJFIEJEW
  • THAT ENDING
  • THAT STUPID ENDING
  • DONT PULL THE REALISM SHIT WHEN THIS IS A *FUSION* SAGEUK W TIME TRAVEL
  • IF JI MONG CAN GO FROM DRAB TO FAB THEN MY BBY BOI CAN GET A HEA TOO
  • But seriously though, if I wanted to watch a tragedy I’ll go get me some Shakespeare 
  • HAE SOO APOLOGIZING TO SO AND BREAKING MY FRAGILE HEART IN THE PROCESS
  • AN OPEN ENDING THAT SUCKS
  • WHAT ABOUT CLOSURE 
  • IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK 
  • NOT ONLY THAT BUT A FLASHBACK 
  • AS IF SOMEHOW THAT MAKES UP FOR THE LIFE OF MISERY WANG SO HAS HAD TO DEALT WITH 
  • HIS. ENTIRE. EFFING. LIFE. 
  • WHAT WAS THE POINT??
  • WHAT ABOUT WHAT JI MONG HAS BEEN SAYING
  • THE ECLIPSE????????
  • GIVING US HOPE LIKE

“If you and I are not of the same world then I will find you, my Su-ya.”

and 

“If we had met in another world, and in another time, I can’t help but think how great that would have been, if only that were so, I wouldn’t fear anything. I could freely, truly, love you all I wanted.”

  • I WANT MY LIFE BACK

FIN

so in france, before any movie at the cinema, they show some ads and trailers and there’s this one where kids are wasted and about to get in the car and you see black widow tell steve “they’re about to drive” and steve appears out of nowhere and the guy gives him his keys and i just gotta say if i have to get drunk to have captain america fall from the sky to rescue me then i’ll have a tequila please

the tumblr art scene as I’ve seen it for the past 4 years
  • Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. 
  • The Fanartist That one artist pretty much everyone who evenly remotely likes the show/book/movie/whatever knows. You watched their empire rise and you might watch their empire fall. Is that guy who somehow makes a full on illustration 20 min after the episode airs. 
  • The Portrait Artist The paintings are stylized just enough, everyone uses their photoshop brushes, and their art is so good you don’t realize all they do is draw the faces of hot people facing left.
  • The Professional Their stuff is so good. It is sO GOOD WHY ARE THEY SO GO– oh they’re an art director who has been in the industry for 25 years ok makes sense. 
  • The Sketcher: You’ve never actually seen a finished product from them, but you don’t actually care. Sketchbook pages packed top to bottom just to make you feel inadequate
  • That Asshole: *insert photorealistic painting* Caption: “drawn in PS. 5 hrs so it’s messy.”
  • The New Kid: They just bought a tablet, they still think art is fun, bless their little hearts. Every post comes with a 2 paragraph long explanation/apology. Motivate them, they’re still learning. 
  • That girl who just draws cartoon characters beat up I don’t know why That’s a thing why is this a trend

you can fucking bet that if i have kids who follow a ship from a tv show that’s constantly baited, i’ll just tell them of how i wasted my life on this show for five years for both of them to finally admit they loved eachother and how one of them got taken by a fucking ancient cowboy with no eyes.

tbh i wanna see more “the DAO cast play wicked grace together” stuff

like kind and gentle Wynne rolling up the sleeves of her mage robes because she’s about to show the kids how it’s done. and she’s ruthless

Morrigan leaving her secluded tent to join the others, laughing and gloating, gradually coming out of her shell 

Sten saying the game is “trivial” and “a waste of time”, but of course when he has the upper hand it’s a worthwhile test of intelligence and cunning  (and the huff he throws when he loses? priceless)

Zevran kicking everyone’s ass with a massive grin on his face, and telling stories of several times he’s played before, with far less clothes

Leliana playing expertly with all the grace expected from a bard but with no sign of smugness (she points out good cards to Sten and Alistair a few times, and is almost definitely cheating)

Alistair consistently confused about the rules, and whispering to the Warden for help. “so…the Angel of Death is a bad card, right? really?”, “but i…wait, the dawn card isn’t better….?”. He gets so desperate he asks Dog for help

Oghren too drunk to remember the rules, he’s doing his own thing now but no one particularly minds 

Shale holding tiny playing cards with giant rock fingers, with this constant look of disgust on their face. somehow, they come 3rd

HC that after Jason cleans out and renews Damian’s library, he starts bringing in movies to watch and TV shoes to binge. At first, Damian thinks it’s ridiculous because “I could be training right now, Todd.” “This is a waste of time, Todd.” 

But then he starts to enjoy them and Jason is so proud because look at this little kid who’s watching Avatar the Last Airbender (the show, obviously, He only watches QUALITY film) for the first time. And enjoying it. 

And Jason can’t help the grin that grows across his face when Damian turns to Poison Ivy after a successful mission and scowls. “Live long and prosper, Bitch." 

Olicity Valentine’s Day Smut-a-thon Author Note:

So this is my little [term used lightly] one shot for the Olicity Valentine’s Day Smut-a-thon (thanks you glorious organisers!)

My given prompt: Sex from Behind

Dedicated wholly to Saumya who needed a fic based around that little black dress that was utterly wasted on Barry Fucking Allen (I kid, I kid)

As always I spell like the Queen, it’ll always be colour… Now to the Fic

~~~~~

She looked sinful in that dress, at least the thoughts it was giving him would see Oliver repenting substantially if he was religious enough to need to. There wasn’t a part of her that didn’t look good enough for the tasting.

The way the hem skimmed her mid thighs – showing just enough to squire all his blood to the raging boner he was desperately trying to contain, but hiding just enough that his mouth watered if he allowed it to think about what might (or might not) be underneath that tight black fabric.

The belts of fabric that comprised the straps of the dress reminded him of ribbon around a gift, pulled taunt across her breasts and showing slivers of delicious sun-kissed shoulders and strips of her slender arms.

Holy. Fuck.

That dress had been hanging in the wardrobe all week, just hanging there – tormenting him, and now it was wrapped around her as she leant up against the black and chrome bar of this establishment, tormenting him once more.

He remembered vividly the moment she pulled it from an old box. Her hair was pulled back into a messy bun that sat flopping to one side of the crown on her head like a bubbled blonde fascinator. She wore tan capris and a white singlet – poles apart from the way she had dressed over the years but just as alluring in his eyes as a pencil skirt and heels.

Oliver knew the instant she pulled it out that he had never seen her in it before – he would have remembered this dress; of that fact he was one hundred percent positive.

And so began the discussion that had led him here, to this very moment, where he was hidden in the shadows of a club that played music at least 3 decibels louder than it ought watching Felicity in that dress as a silver fox in a well-tailored suit and freshly polished loafers flirted with her and made his blood boil….

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Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
'I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
'I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, 'Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
'But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
I was kind of crying by then.” 
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

Hi all! I’m Cam, and I’m bigender with she/her or they/them pronouns please :) I live in the US, and I’m in South Carolina. I’m at school with Connections Academy, so I don’t get out much and I’m lonely haha rip I play percussion and I love to write, draw, read, and listen to music, as well as waste time on youtube. I’m looking for friends and I’m open to a gf/bf/datemate bc I’m single af haha, I’m cool with long distance or any distance. I’m 15 and I’m in 10th grade. I love everything Marvel, Homestuck, a bunch of books series, and a bunch of kid shows bc I’m lame. I have ADHD, persistent depressive disorder and social anxiety. A lot of my ADHD symptoms overlap with autism so I’m sorry if I’m awkward :/ Oh and I love les mis and everything broadway. I’m also greyromantic/greysexual so hmu lovelies <3 (I’m also meme trash who loves filthy frank rip)