this show is so not pg

ouch. | ( a reddie drabble )

And here it is, folks! I’ve decided to write my first Reddie fanfic. It’s a little wordy and still working on the boy’s voices but all and in I had so much fun with this. I’ve checked it about a billion times but sorry if there are any grammatical errors! Let me know what you all think! (:

Special shoutout to the wonderful Sydney or @reddie-set-go ! It’s her birthday and I really wanted to try to have the courage to publish something for her! I hope you had an amazing day lovely! Stay awesome! <3

rating: PG-13 ( for violence and swearing )
pairing: Reddie ( richie tozier & eddie kaspbrak )
word count: 1,359

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Calling all fans of Lapis Lazuli!

( Please give @amphibizzy a huge round of applause for the epic introductory comic above! Her skills are are seriously top notch! <3)

For starters, a question that was commonly posed through Log Date’s run was: What exactly is a Zine? A Zine is, in this context, a fan-illustrated & organized art book! Think of a fancy picture book, but in this case, entirely devoted to Lapis Lazuli! Of course, as before, to be printed as a soft-cover, physical copy book chock full of incredible artwork!

Yes! Unlike Log Date Zine 2016, this Zine, Ocean Gem Zine 2017 is a Zine entirely devoted to the water wielding Gem, Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe! So, if that happens to be your jam, here’s what to do next! 

Artist sign ups are officially open! Don’t make pieces yet, of course, since once the panel of meep morpists is selected, I’ll then provide the template & rubric you’ll need to get started! To sign up, please provide the following to the email kritchie1780@yahoo.com with:

-The name you’d like to go by!

-Your tumblr url/or other web address that you commonly use, and a means for me to take a look at any past art you’ve created! Steven Universe or otherwise!, of course, you don’t have to draw Lapis exclusively to be considered for the Zine! *Note, please use an email that you frequently check, as that will be my primary way to keep in touch! 8D

Artist sign ups will be open for approximately two weeks! So, from 4/28 to 5/14 12am EST, so until then, send in those submissions! :)

Please note that all art will be kept PG, as per the general spirit of the show! As for shipping, I’d like to keep the Zine ship-free, so everyone can enjoy it, but drawing Lapis with other Gem’s is certainly okay, and of course, encouraged! Additionally, this Zine is intended to be a Lapis appreciation Zine, so while art featuring Malachite/pieces alluding to time spent in the mirror,etc. will be accepted, I’d very much appreciate if such content didn’t overun the Zine, and content intended to portray copious abuse will not be allowed/considered.

Furthermore, the point here is to have fun with it! Draw Lapis as a crossing guard for ducklings, or doing a radical skateboard kick-flip, that sort of thing! The ultimate goal of this Zine is to give Lapis her time in the spotlight, and I’m beyond thrilled to have the opportunity to host yet another Zine for the Steven Universe community! 

So, don’t dawdle! Let’s go make Meep Morps! 

Presenting TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED: TRIAL AND ERROR - an original, full-length graphic novel exclusively available at TFN2017

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Presenting TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED: TRIAL AND ERROR - an original, full-length graphic novel exclusively available at TFN 2017!

We all lament the fact that TF Animated never got a proper ending, but the creative forces at TFN have come together to give it one!

Under Sentinel Magnus’s faltering leadership, Cybertron is a powder keg… and the trial of Megatron might just be what causes it to blow!

While Optimus Prime does what he can on the surface, Sari heads underground on a quest for her origins!

What she finds might hold the key to saving Cybertron… if she, Bulkhead, and Bumblebee can survive what lurks in the depths!

New faces & old faves meet in an original story that combines the official story hooks for season 4 into a final chapter worthy of the show!

And we DON’T say that lightly!

Co-written by noted Transformers historian @chrismcfeely & AllSpark Almanac author Jim Sorenson with SIXTY PAGES of incredible art by @EdPirrie, @Herzspalter & @GeshGav!

With luscious lettering by @andrewdturnbull & a corker of a cover by @dyemooch who’s also provided original character designs for the story!

TRIAL AND ERROR will only be available at the show in very limited quantities! DON’T miss your chance to experience the ending TFA deserves!

This sucker hits the ground running from pg 1 so there’s not a lot we can show you without spoiling - but try these sneak peeks on for size!

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unpopular opinion maybe but…it makes me kind of sad that just because laurent is guarded and emotionally reserved people think damen is always the one to make romantic or intimate or loving overtures. i can see why people think that since we get to see inside damen’s mind for the whole three books, plus the short story, but if you look at the examples from the books laurent isn’t just sitting idly by as him and damen grow closer.

  • he asks for damen’s help with tactical maneuvers. damen’s his only confidant.
  • he makes damen his captain (‘it should have been you from the start’).
  • he sits in damen’s lap at the inn. and laughs against his chest on the balcony.
  • he goes to damen when he’s upset/stressed/sad.
  • he allows damen to calm him, level him out, and help him when he’s losing it, when he would normally shut down and throw everyone out.
  • he initiates their lovemaking all three times. in PG and in KR.
  • he gets damen a towel and water after they have sex.
  • he attends him so sweetly and tenderly in the baths in The Summer Palace.
  • HE PUTS A MOTHERFUCKING FLOWER IN DAMEN’S HAIR.
  • he brings damen sweetmeats in The Adventures of Charls the Veretian Cloth Merchant. 
  • he goes to damen to comfort him after jokaste shows up.
  • he tells jokaste unprompted about him and damen because he’s jealous.
  • he let’s pallas see them together because he’s jealous. he tells halvik that damen is his basically because he’s jealous.
  • he gets on his knees for damen!
  • he sacrifices his life for damen!!!
  • he fights to the death for damen!!!!!
  • he talks to a statue of damen’s mother and tells it how much damen means to him and how he’s going to take care of him forever!!!!!!!!!!

in conclusion laurent is less about words and more about showing his feelings and love through action. but just because he’s not as vocal about how he feels for damen doesn’t mean those feelings aren’t strong and pure and true. 

the end.

anonymous asked:

Top 10 times a bold, confident Yuuri surprised Viktor by taking initiative with PDA

Top 10 Times a Bold, Confident Yuuri Surprised Viktor By Taking Initiative With PDA

10) Once, when they had been apart for a couple of months for euros/4c, they reunited in an airport and it was like romance movie level drama. Yuuri literally ran and threw himself at Viktor because he had missed him so much and Viktor caught him and spun him around while they were both smiling and laughing and then dipped him into a kiss

9) After being apart for a while, Yuuri and Viktor planned to meet up at one of Viktor’s competitions that Yuuri wasn’t skating in but his flight was delayed and his missed the start. He showed up in the middle of Viktor’s skating and as soon as Viktor got off the ice he ran and literally jumped into Viktor’s arms to kiss him with his legs wrapped around Viktor’s waist which got a lot of approving cheers and wolf whistling from the crowd around them.  

8) Once they were at an outdoor skating rink during the winter and Yuuri kept pretending not to be able to skate to make Viktor hold his hand and catch him when he ‘fell’

7) Once they were at a competition and one of the journalists was flirting very heavily with Viktor despite Viktor not reciprocating and so Yuuri interrupted the interview by pulling Viktor into a kiss and making out with him for so long that the journalist was forced to awkwardly leave (Viktor was absolutely not complaining)

6) Their first time visiting Yuuri’s family in Japan, Yuuri was much less physically affectionate than normal which started to make Viktor a little insecure. But after he mentioned it one night, the next day he came down to breakfast and Yuuri greeted him with a morning kiss and a cup of coffee in front of all the Katsukis to show that he wasn’t ashamed of Viktor at all like Viktor had been worried about

5) Once in St Petersburg Viktor was having a really long conversation with Yakov and holding Yuuri up from leaving so Yuuri went to kiss him goodbye in a kiss that was very much not PG and then whispered something in his ear which made Viktor turn bright red and be like ‘I need to go right now, immediately’ and practically run out after Yuuri

4) Once when they were skating together in Russia when Yuuri came to visit Viktor, some of the younger Russian skaters were making rude comments about Yuuri and their relationship like ‘I wonder if he still fucks Viktor for the gold or if he’s after his money now as well’, since there had been rumours about marriage. In response Yuuri pulled Viktor down into a kiss which got pretty heated pretty quickly and ended up looking over directly at the other skaters mid kiss from over Viktor’s shoulder and raising his eyebrow in a ‘does this look fake to you’ condescending look

3) During the Russian Nationals after chapter 14 Yuuri went along to cheer Viktor on and prove his love to all of Russia which is where the tie pull of the Rivals universe happened except it lead into a kiss that very nearly made Viktor late to skate and ensured he skated his entire routine with a serious blush on his face and hearts in his eyes

2) The kiss from chapter 14

1) At their wedding everyone thought that it was Viktor who was going to kiss Yuuri but instead Yuuri grabbed Viktor as soon as the last words were said and pulled him down into a kiss in front of all their family and friends and refused to let go for a long time. When they finally did break apart his first words were ‘I love you and I’m sorry I made you wait so long’ (because his biggest regret will always be how much more time they could have had together if he had just realised Viktor’s feelings a little earlier)

Klance Recs #2

A Kiss is a Kiss (But it’s never like this) by GibbousLunation (PG, 25k)
Summary: “How does this keep happening to us, every time.” Lance grumbled.

“You’d think they’d stop sending us on away missions,” he agreed. Honestly, between the poisonous plants of their last planet, and Lance’s tendency to always end up on the business end of every blaster or pointy ended stick, Allura was just being inefficient at this point.

Or, five times Keith kissed Lance but the situation was less than ideal, and one time Lance finally kissed him back. [5+1 Times]

supermassive black hole by epiproctan (NC-17, 7k)
Summary: Keith has always known that he wasn’t going to get what he truly wants out of the arrangement, but he also hadn’t ever imagined that it would just…end.

aka that classic fic where lance wants to stop hooking up but keith wants something else entirely [Friends with Benefits, Mutual Pining]

you never stood a chance by kagshina (PG, 12k)
Summary: lance to hunk ♡
>i’m gonna fukin die hunk oh mygod i sent
>keith a work out selfie that i wan supposed to fcukin send to you and you know what it said
>”BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS”
>HUNK I WILL NEVE BE ABLE TO FCE HIM AGAIN I WANT TO DI E

(Or, Keith is beautiful, Lance has a crush, and there’s lots of shirtless selfies) [College AU/Snapchat]

Love and Other Questions by squirenonny (PG, 46.6k, WIP)
Summary: One week after news of the Kerberos disaster broke, Pidge receives a new Mark–proof that Matt is still alive. She breaks into the Garrison to find him, only to find herself caught up in the fight for the fate of the universe.

Keith keeps his arms covered so he doesn’t have to watch Shiro’s scars compounding on his skin–but doing so means cutting off contact with his romantic soulmate, who greets him each morning with a new (and terrible) pickup line.

Shiro and Matt thought they were the luckiest people alive when they found out they were going to Kerberos together. But Shiro hasn’t seen Matt’s untidy scrawl on his arm in almost a year, and he has no idea if his soulmate is even still alive.

[Canonverse Soulmate AU with romantic and platonic soulmates (and some gray areas in between)] [Soulmates and Soulmate Marks, WIP]

Save a Horse (But Also Spare the Cowboy) by Mytay (PG, 0.8k)
Summary: “Keith, did you just break out your Texas for me? Did you just make a space cowboy pun for me?”

“No. Also, the fact that bad jokes turn you on explains so much.”
[Space Cowboys]

Seven Minutes by LanceMcLame (PG, 2.2k)
Summary: Pidge never should have mentioned sleepovers to Allura.

That was the only thought in Lance’s mind right now, as he tried to make himself comfortable on the awkward nest of blankets, pillows, and sleeping bags. This was all Pidge’s fault. They’d offhandedly mentioned something about having a sleepover party once with their friends, and Allura had immediately picked up on the idea, insisting that it’d be “an excellent team-building opportunity”. And that was how the five Paladins of Voltron and the two Alteans had ended up building a sort of fort in the bridge of the Castle of Lions, and playing the most heinous game known to mankind.

Truth or Dare. [Team Bonding]

Your Love Has Shown Me Proof by freshia (PG, 22.4k)
Summary: “This situation is a bit more complicated than we initially realized.”

Lance raises an eyebrow, but Pidge is the one to question that. “Define complicated.”

Allura takes no more time beating around the bush, “Well, I received a transmission. Keith and Lance–from the future, that is–would like to have their daughter back.”

or: Lance and Keith deal with a walking spoiler, in the form of a little girl who just wants to get back to her own home. [Time Travel, Kid Fic]

dynamic by kagshina (PG, 13.5k, WIP)
Summary: “So, uh,” Keith starts, and Lance notices the way he shifts, like he’s not quite sure how to say what he wants to say. “How are we gonna…do this?”

Before answering the question, Lance makes a quick list in his head of things he should never do:
Ask the boy he has a huge crush on to be his fake boyfriend for the sake of proving a point (even if Lance thinks he’s going to say no, because apparently he might actually say yes!) [Fake/Pretend Relationship, WIP]

You stole a BABY?! by genericfanatic (PG, 24.3k)
Summary: The castle ship has a new stowaway, and Keith and Lance must figure out how to take care of them without alerting the rest of the crew. [Kid Fic, Accidental Baby Acquisition]

Rushing To Say Nothing by LynnLarsh (NC-17, 36.7k)
Summary: “What the hell was that?” Keith says, sounding strangely pissed. Probably jealous; whatever happened, Lance is a lucky son of a bitch and Keith knows it.

Coran clears his throat before answering, and when Lance finally pulls his eyes away from the crowd, that purplish blush from earlier has increased to a noticeable shade of violet across his cheeks. “It seems our boy Lance here has just been propositioned by the local brothel.”

A.k.a. That time Lance went into an alien brothel to prove a point and came out perhaps a little too enlightened.

The Little Things by fairietailed (G, 1.6k)
Summary: On Friday Hunk can hear the two of them behind him as they walk to the control room, and he swears he hears something akin to a kiss, and Keith whispering.

“That’s 10-7, Cargo Pilot. Try catching up.”

When Hunk turns around Lance is bright red, and there’s a foot of space between him and Keith.Or maybe he’s imagining things? [Secret Relationship]

Marital Mayhem by genello (PG, 26k, WIP)
Summary: Cornered by the Galra, Lance and Keith find shelter in a local temple. There’s just one problem—the natives seem to think the two of them are engaged. [Fake/Pretend Relationship, WIP]

Burning Love by TeaAndKittens (NC-17, 7k, WIP)
Summary: An injury sustained on the job for firefighter Keith means an extended medical leave that makes him feel useless and angry. He’s so desperate to get back to his crew at Station 5 that he’s almost willing to try anything - except yoga. Especially after Hunk calls this friend of his that owns a yoga studio and Keith gets supporting evidence for his claim that only crazy people practice yoga.

Somehow, despite all of that, Hunk and Shiro manage to bully him into at least trying it. He shows up for that first class expecting to hate it. What he’s not expecting is for Hunk’s friend to be hot like the fire of a thousand suns. Or even more insane in person.

Or: Keith’s life. So Hard. [Firefighter/Yoga Instructor AU, WIP]

if you’re ready by rhapsodyinpink (PG so far, 2k, WIP)
Summary: “Why was I wearing a wedding veil?” Lance asks, eyes narrowing in confusion.

“Oh wait..wait, shit! Shit! Did I marry a hot babe last night? Talk about a wild birthday!” Lance crows, waving his arms with glee.

“No,” says Keith. “You married me.”

In which the paladins visit Las Vegas for Lance’s 21st birthday, Keith and Lance get married, Allura goes missing, Pidge gets arrested, and Shiro goes to the spa. [Accidentally Married in Vegas - still in universe not au! WIP]

Dancing for Voltron and Follow My Lead by The_Sickfic_Sideblog (PG, 2k total)
Summary: Lance has a hidden talent. It’s not hidden for long. [Dance Skills Lance]

Seven Days by MilkTeaMiku (NR, 63.5k, Series)
Summary: The Galra has a new weapon that de-ages the Paladins into babies for a week. [De-aged/Kid Fic]

Thank God For Hometowns by merycula (thanksillpass) (PG, 6.5k)
Summary: Lance tells his grandparents that he has a boyfriend to get them off his back, and is forced to ask his neighbor Keith to pretend to date him when they come with a visit. [Fake Dating]

seeing him for the first time (again) by breadpoetsociety (G, 1.5k)
Summary: “Who are you?” Keith demanded, excitedly putting his free hand to his cheek. “What’s your name?”

“Eat the cracker, Keith.”

“Did god send you? Are you an angel?” Keith didn’t look very frightened as this concept of being dead worked its way out of him. Lance ran a hand through his own hair, smiling wryly.

“Please, eat the cracker, Keith.”

“What’s your name?” Keith’s voice cracked, desperately, excitedly. “Please. Who are you?”

“My name is Lance,” Lance paused, nerves sitting uncomfortably in the bottom of his stomach– deep, in the part he never searched. He licked his lips and ran a hand through his unwashed hair. “I’m, um, I’m your fiancé.” [Amnesia]

On Thin Ice 
by Minadora (R, 150k, WIP)
Summary: This multi-chapter fic chronicles the lives of a hockey player named Keith who gets forcibly enlisted into figure skating lessons by his brother, Shiro, to “work on his footwork”. There he meets a pompous - yet talented - figure skater named Lance and gets swept away by both the sport and the skater. [Ice Hockey/Figure Skater AU]

anonymous asked:

so i was fine with the bilquis scene being in the show but i can't believe they made such a disgusting spectacle out of the jinn sex scene. it wasn't even explicit in the book.

u get that this is a homophobic reaction, right? bilquis literally eats a man with her vagina, but an emotionally sincere sex scene between two men is a “disgusting spectacle” by comparison? nah.

it’s explicit by tv standards, but no more so than the overall rating for American Gods, or similar adult dramas like Game of Thrones. and while it’s different from the book, the original scene wasn’t exactly a PG-rated fade-to-black. it included a description of what the jinn’s semen tasted like!

sex scenes make a lot of people uncomfortable, but you need to consider why you thought this one was more “disgusting” than bilquis, a scene that was literally intended to evoke horror. 

Three’s Company (Part 1): His Sister’s Keeper

Title:  Three’s Company: His Sister’s Keeper

Author:  Mimi @captain-rogers-beard

Summary:  After breaking up with your fiance, you’re forced to move in with your twin brother, Bucky, and his best friend and roommate, Steve. Living with your brother is one thing. Living with the man you’ve harbored a crush on for the majority of your life is another. What could possibly go wrong?

Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Female Reader (Y/N Barnes), Brock Rumlow (mentioned)

Word Count:  1687

Rating: PG-13

Warnings:  some angst, bad break-up, mentions of cheating.

Author’s Notes:  This is my first Marvel AU and series. I write SPN on @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog. I drew inspiration from the television show “Three’s Company,”  the movie “What’s Your Number?” and a bunch of other things. Thank you to the amazing @mamapeterson and @climbthatmooselikeatree for helping me - beta work, bouncing ideas off of them, and overall encouraging me.

***My work is not to be posted on any other sites without my express written permission.***

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Imagine being costars with Jensen Ackles and Chris Evans and great friends and they are both very jealous of each other.

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Originally posted by mackievanstan

“So I thought that maybe some Marvel would be nice but-” Jensen stopped himself as soon as he saw you, proceeding to let out a heavy sigh “Really?”

“What?” you mumbled, glancing at him for only a split second but your attention didn’t stay for long on him as your phone buzzed with yet another message.

“What what?” he huffed, slumping next to you on the couch “And then you ask why I prefer DC.” he grumbled and you smirked at him, still typing.

“You prefer DC because you are a huge batman fan.” you said but he rolled his eyes.

“No I prefer DC because Captain America is Captain Jackass.” he grumbled, eyes focusing on the TV screen; stuffing a good amount of pop corn in his face “Besides you’re both a Marvel and DC fan yourself, why does it matter?”

You paused for a moment, turning your head softly and raising an eyebrow with a smirk “What was that Ackles? Is it jealousy I hear in your voice or-” he cut you off by scoffing but only made you smile more.

“As if! Need I remind you I had been asked for the role but denied for Supernatural?” he said but avoided looking you in the eyes and you bit your lower lip.

“I’m not talking about the role but the actor, Jensen.” you bit your lip to keep yourself from grinning even more.

“He’d wish! I’d like to watch Evans try to take down a wendigo first!” he rolled his eyes and you hummed in agreement.

“He’s taken down much worse but- that’s no the point here.”

“No.” he spoke up before you could continue “The point is that he can’t keep his hands to himself even when you are on the red carpet. What the hell is even wrong with him? Kiss you like that in front of so many people?!” his voice rose an octave and you would have laughed at how squeaky it actually sounded.

“He just kissed me on the cheek!” you exclaimed “You’ve done that numerous times!” you giggled as he shrugged.

“Yeah but I’ve known you for over eleven years!” he said as if that somehow was a valid enough reason but truth was he was trying to find anything he could to defend himself and not let it show that his jealousy was making him irrational.

“And he does for almost five! But we both know that’s not the problem here Ackles.” you smirked “Spill it Jens!”

“There is nothing to spill but I at least am allowed to: we are dating!”

“On the show.” you pointed out with a giggle but you couldn’t stop the flutter of your heart at the way he said it.

“Doesn’t matter, I still am more allowed to touch you like that than him!”

“Who knows- maybe there will be a scene with him in the new Avengers and he will have every right to!”

“Hell no!” he exclaimed “I need to talk with the writers!”

“J!” you giggled “Come on just admit it: you’re jealous because he flirts with me a lot.”

“I’m not jealous I am just… curious, and worried mostly. I mean all this fucking flirting yes is worrying and the fucking texts! Doesn’t he have anything else to do?”

“Well, he could always do me if you want.” you shrugged and he sht you a death glare.

“He’s not relationship material, (Y/n), and-”

“I didn’t say I had a relationship in mind but now that you mention it-” you shrugged and his eyes all-but-widened as he stared at you as if you had just grown a second head. You couldn’t deny it was the most adorable sight you’ve ever seen.

“What?!” he shrieked and you couldn’t help but burst into laughter at his expression. Never had you thought that a movie night with your costar, and you’ve had plenty of them before, would end up like this.

You opened your mouth to speak but the doorbell ringing cut you off. Jensen raised an eyebrow and you bit your lower lip. You’ve had had movie nights with only Jensen in the past but there had been times when someone would join, usually Robert Downey Jr or Jared and Misha, but Jensen didn’t have a single problem then because, well, they didn’t really flirt with you and actually mean it. This time though-

“Hey!” a bright smile spread on Chris’ face as soon as he saw you and you grinned at your friend. You didn’t even dare glance behind you to see the expression on Jensen’s face, you knew very well what that was.

“Chris hey!” you hugged him as you let him inside and guided him to the living room.

“You didn’t tell me you were coming.”

“Wanted to surprise my girl.” he kissed your cheek and you smiled when he wrapped his arms around you “I need to live up to my promises right?”

“Well such a shame you won’t be able to keep them tonight, Captain.” Dean’s voice held a kind of satisfaction mixed with annoyance you had not seen before.

“Jensen hey!” Chris smiled nonetheless, he loved annoying your costar a little more than he let it show but you could clearly tell “Good to see you here.” he extended his hand and Jensen shook it, maybe a little too strongly but you couldn’t say Chris was one to get intimidated by a handshake like that; not with the kind of muscles he’d built.

“Is it?” Jensen asked in a way that reminded you so much of Dean “Becaue you don’t seem all that happy about it Evans.”

“Oh you know, can’t really reenact every scene from Fifty shades of Grey with my girl with people in the house.” he made a face and you giggled at how for a split second you could see Jensen actually believe him.

“Yeah maybe you should go for Darker, mis America because your girl has already been through that. But I’ll tell you have a lot to live up to, considering what I did with her, so we don’t blame you if you can satisf-”

“Alright!” you exclaimed, cutting him off before he could get into more detail “Boys, enough will you?”

“Oh but we didn’t get started yet, (Y/n).” Jensen said, eyes not leaving Chris.

“True, but I guess this time I should take it easier. Hey, Jensen how does it feel to be so old and still hunting monsters? It’s a surprise how you’re nearly the same age as-”

“Chris!” you exclaimed, your eyes widening as he only shrugged.

“It’s ok, (Y/n/n), what can I say? It’s hard for little boys like you to understand lots of things, including what a woman needs. Tell me Chris, they chose you to play Captain America because you relate with him on the virgin part right?”

You almost choked on thin air, never had the two of them taken it this far. Usually you enjoyed their small ‘fights’ because they looked both so jealous of each other it was almost entertaining but certainly flattering. While now, well, this wasn’t PG rated anymore and it would definitely get worse.

“And you for Dean to know how it is to wear- what was it? Girl panties? Oh yeah, that was it.” Chris said with an easy smirk and you would have snickered if you didn’t see the look on Jensen’s face. You couldn’t imagine what was to come next but it was no good so you spoke up.

“Ok guys, enough with the greetings: I’m going to melt from all the love you show each other.” you breathed out, rolling your eyes “Chris, we were having a movie night. If you’d like to join-”

“Oh I’d love to join!” Chris said with a wide smile but you saw the glare he shot at the older man and you rolled your eyes. Of course he would and of course Jensen would have that sly Dean smirk on.

Boy it was going to be a long night.

Why the shows treatment of Yin Fen bothers me

*spoilers for if you are not up to date with either the show or infernal devices*

In the show you are introduced to yin fen as if it were any other recreational drug. Izzy gets hooked on it and displays the typical drug addict symptoms: cravings, fever, jitteriness, ect.  She is shown to be addicted to it, she is willing to do anything to get more of it; she is shown to be a very typical, unflatteringly painted, drug addict.

This completely destroys and undermines Jem Carstairs’ entire character arc.

It is immediately established in Clockwork Angel that Jem is not a drug addict in the common sense. Yin fen is not a metaphor for meth or cocaine or any other recreational drug. It is a metaphor for the wasting, cureless diseases of the day, such as consumption or typhoid or something:

A hero […] who was condemned to die young of a fatal demonic illness, no matter how desperate the efforts were to save him, just as in reality victims of consumption sickened and died without penicillin(Forward of Clockwork Princess, pg. 4) 

Clare states it clearly herself, yin fen is not a recreational drug like the show made it to be.

By giving Izzy this plotline, they have ruined any chance of Jem’s arc making any sense at all. People would see that Jem is addicted to yin fen and not be able to understand why he can’t just kick the habit. It wouldn’t make any sense that the drug is killing him, turning his hair and eyes silver and paling his skin, because this very obviously not what happens to Izzy. Izzy isn’t dying, she just feels like she is. 

It is made very clear that Jem hates what yin fen has done to him. He hates that he must rely on it, he despises how it has stolen his life from him. And while he compares it to the Opium in China and himself to the addicts(thus offering a compelling metaphor about colonialism and racism):

The British bring opium into China by the ton. They have made a nation of addicts out of us. In Chinese we call it ‘foreign mud’ or ‘black smoke’. In some ways Shanghai, my city, is built on opium. It wouldn’t exist as it does without it. The city is full of dens where hollow-eyed men starve to death because all they want is the drug, more of the drug. They’ll give anything for it. I used to despise men like that. I couldn’t understand how they were so weak.

[…]

There was one thing they couldn’t fix, though. I had become addicted to the substance the demon had poisoned me with. My body was dependent on it the way an opium addict’s body is dependent on the drug.

(Clockwork Angel, ch. 15, pg. 339-340)

He also makes it very clear that the drug is more of an bastardized medicine:

After weeks of experimentation they decided that nothing could be done: I could not live without the drug. The drug itself meant a slow death, but to take me off it would mean a very quick one.

The yin fen is what keeps Jem alive, and he despises that. He wants to burn bright like Will does, he wants to live to grow old with Tessa(though not for her but that’s another rant). This why he throws it in the fire in Clockwork Princess, why he was taking less of it. He loathes relying on it. 

This is not the case with Izzy. Izzy, like most drug addicts, craves how good the yin fen makes her feel. She actively wants more of it. It is not a unavoidable and cruel medicine, it is a recreational drug. 

But the worst aspect of this is that it plays right into the negative and degrading view the other Shadowhunters have of Jem and further causes and creates Jem’s greatest fear. 

The books works extremely hard to make it very clear that Jem Carstairs is not a drug addict. It is consistently referred to as his illness, the other characters work hard to combat this kind of thinking in the novels themselves. This plays into the vilification of the Lightwoods especially, with Gabriel constantly saying awful and derogatory things about Jem:

“You’re a decent Shadowhunter, James,” [Gabriel] said, “and a gentleman. You have your–disability, but no one blames you for that.”

(Clockwork Angel, ch. 9, pg. 206)

“I think,” Gabriel said, “that perhaps you might consider whether jokes about opium are either amusing or tasteful, given the…situation of your friend Carstairs.”

Will froze. Still in the same tone of voice, he said, “You mean his disability?

Gabriel blinked. “What?”

“That’s what you called it. Back at the Institute. His ‘disability’.” Will tossed the bloody cloth aside. “And you wonder why we aren’t friends.”

(Clockwork Angel, Ch. 11, pg. 269)

Not only this, but the scenes during and after Jem retrieves Will from the Drug Den, are extremely telling.

When Jem drags Will out of the den, the reader sees him lose his temper for the first time:

“You did not have to come and fetch me like some child. I was having quite a pleasant time.” 

Jem looked back at him. “God damn you,” he said, and hit Will across the face, sending him spinning. Will didn’t lose his footing, but fetched up against the side of the carriage, his hand to his cheek. His mouth was bleeding. He looked at Jem with total astonishment.

(Clockwork Prince, ch. 9, pg. 195)

In this moment, Jem is so blindingly angry at Will, even Tessa observes herself how this was so utterly unlike him, because he feels as if Will is mocking Jem and his addiction by going and getting high on a drug when Jem is literally dependent and dying because of the yin fen.

“There’s no cure,” […] “I will die, and you know it, Tess. Probably within the next year. I am dying, and I have no family in the world, and the one person I trusted more than any other made sport of what is killing me.”

[…]

“He knows what it means to me,” he said. “To see him even toy with what has destroyed my life–”

(Clockwork Angel, ch. 9, pg. 200)

Because Jem has to battle against the label of a drug addict everyday, and his biggest fear is that he is just a addict, that that’s all anyone sees. He hates that label. Which, as seen, is openly talked about in the books. This is such a big deal that Will actually apologizes for it:

“I went to that den because I could not stop thinking about my family, and I wanted–I needed–to stop thinking,” said Will. “It did not cross my mind that it would look like I was making a mockery out of your sickness. I suppose I am asking your forgiveness for my lack of consideration.”

(Clockwork Prince, ch. 11, pg. 247)

Even though Will makes a point to never apologize about anything so that others will hate him. He apologizes to Jem for this thoughtlessness because he realizes how royally he messed up. 

All of this is totally disregarded in Izzy’s storyline. People entering into TID after watching the show will be confused and not understand how Jem is sick and dying and is not really a drug addict at all. In short, they will enter into the novels with a prejudice and misunderstanding of Jem, and see him just like the other Shadowhunter’s do: a weak drug addict.

tl;dr: the show totally ruins and misconstrues and mocks Jem’s character arc by giving Izzy such a typical(and utterly incorrect) recreational drug addict storyline and I am furious about it.

Madame Red 2ct headcanon

I headcanon that Madame Red knew the whole time that Our Ciel was not the twin he claimed to be.

It holds up thematically. In her flashback in chapter 10, Angelina talks about how much she loved Vincent Phantomhive, and how after her sister bore his children, she threw herself into parties and studying to try to avoid the pain. 

Angelina knew what it was like to have an older sibling who got attention she wanted (in her case, from the man she loved). She wanted to take her sister’s place as Vincent’s wife. She might understand her nephew literally taking his brother’s place.

In chapter 8 after Ciel beats Madame Red at chess and they say goodnight, Madame Red actually *winks* as she says his name.

(volume 2 pg 138 - source)

(Of course, she could also be winking because she’s the culprit Ciel has been hunting for, and she means she won’t “lose next time” in that context instead.)

Madame Red also references how many times Ciel has beaten her at chess. Look at the little surprise marks over Ciel’s head.

(volume 2 pg 136 - source)

Maybe Madame Red played against both twins, and they were both good at chess. But if our Ciel was the only one regularly beating her when they were little, she just tipped her hand to him that she knows which twin he is.

(Of course, Ciel didn’t really beat Madame Red at chess in this chapter. He talked about the nature of winning and cheating, and moved his pieces around against the rules in order to prove his point. So you could also read this scene showing that our Ciel is not actually good at playing chess like his brother was, which is part of why he relies on breaking the rules and playing selfishly in order to win.)

Making out with... Mark

MASTERLIST

Anon: Omg please make the mark make out session im STOKED

Anon: Making out with Mark pleaseeeeee!!!! thx and i love your blog 💙😘

Anon: making out with mark & yuta pls & thank u

Anon: Could you please do a making out with mark?

Anon: Make out with mark

Anon: Can I request making out with Mark??

Wow…okay I didn’t realise how many people wanted this omg… I was actually gonna save it for another time but I think I’ll treat y’all (don’t worry this isn’t as PG as the other members, I am aware how young he is, even if a lot of people don’t lmao, so this isn’t as detailed and I included some different stuff too)

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes


  • Mark would be quite awkward in a relationship
  • So I don’t think skin ship, in any form, would ever be a big thing
  • Whether that was cuddles or hand holding or make out sessions
  • He’d prefer to show his affection through his personal raps to you and words and gifts
  • However there’d be times where he’d be reallyyyyy clingy
  • Maybe once a week, he’d just cling onto you and follow you everywhere
  • Do whatever you do, be wherever you are, eat whatever you eat lmao
  • Ofc you’d find it adorable and wouldn’t complain
  • And you can guarantee that on those kind of days, making out would be on the agenda
  • These sessions wouldn’t be spontaneous but they’d always get your heart racing and you’d blush at the act
  • They’d start with him pulling you into a tight embrace
  • His arms wrapped tightly around your waist
  • Your arms wrapped just as tightly around his neck
  • He’d hold you for a while, just enjoying having you near and smelling your hair
  • Sometimes he’d talk or compliment you, but a lot of the time he wouldn’t
  • This’d be a rare opportunity of silence and comfort for him
  • You’d feel his hands slide up your side, until one is cupping your face lightly
  • And another hand holding your neck lightly
  • Both your hands are pressed up against his chest, clinging onto his shirt and looking up lovingly at the boy above you
  • He’s holding you so tightly, as if you could leave him or fall out of his reach any minute if he did let go
  • You’re both sharing body heat, since you’re pressed up to one another (and no not in a sexually way, in an innocent way i just didn’t know how to describe this ok lol)
  • He ghosts his lips over yours, teasing slightly
  • But also because he’s nervous as hell and just wants to treasure this moment
  • If he goes any faster, the moment will be over sooner
  • And, hell, he doesn’t want that
  • He eventually presses his lips against your softly
  • Making out with Mark is never rushed or rough or messy
  • They’re sweet and soft and slow
  • But that doesn’t mean they’re any less passionate or lovely
  • His lips are warm and soft and they’re never ever chapped
  • Sometimes you’re worried that yours are chapped or rough in comparison to his
  • But he always reassures them that he doesn’t care if they are, and even if they are, it’s not a bad thing
  • That’d be something you loved about him - his words were always comforting and he always made sure you were okay
  • His kisses are slow, he’ll pause sometimes, then go back in to kiss you again
  • Having his hands on your face and neck, he’s the one who controls the kiss
  • He’ll tilt your head slightly
  • Which allows him to kiss you deeper and, in his eyes, better too
  • Doesn’t use much tongue so making out with his isn’t wet or messy like the other members
  • Sometimes he’ll use his tongue but only briefly if he’s feeling confident or daring
  • Likes it when you bite his top lip softly, not in a dirty way, but because it shows you’re comfortable around him to try something like that
  • No but generally, they’re very sweet and innocent make out sessions
  • His lips probably taste of mint from chewing gum all the time
  • When you two pull away, his lips are slightly swollen and tinted pink
  • And he’s so smiley and happy around you
  • It really gives him a confidence boost, making out with you
  • Because he’s glad you love him back and shared a special and innocently intimate moment like that
  • He puts so much emotion into those kisses and he just wants you to feel those emotions
  • They’re special moments that he can only have with you
  • And you put so much passion into them because you love him so much 
  • They last a fair while maybe 10 minutes which isn’t too long nor is it too short
  • Sometimes if you’re both feeling loved up you’ll start doing it again
  • Or if not, he’ll keep you close to him and just press little butterfly kisses all over your face
  • Your nose, eyes, forehead, cheeks, temples, ears, lips
  • He loves hearing you giggle at his actions and it makes his heart flutter so much !!
  • If you do that to him, boy does he get red faced
  • He turns so shy and awkward and hides his face in your hair laughing quietly as you run your hair through his hair in attempt to calm him down lol
  • Mark is also obsessed with your neck like !!!!!
  • He likes to push your hair to one side, and press small timid kisses to the crook of your neck
  • He’ll nuzzle his face there and you can feel him breathing heavily
  • And his heart beating rapidly, feeling the beats on your back where his chest is pressed tightly to
  • It always makes you nervous, having him so close to you
  • Like, you just cannot believe that you have this beautiful, talented idol boyfriend who wants you and only you
  • And he feels the same way as you, if not stronger
  • It doesn’t matter how many kisses or cuddles or compliments or times you see him - you will never be able to get over the fact that Mark Lee is your boyfriend
  • So pls do not leave this boy
  • He does not deserve to be harmed and he’d be such a good BF and would basically worship you

Making out with… series

anonymous asked:

you should write a meta post on why you think reyna is lesbian!! i love your metas they're so good

Hello, non! Thank you, lol. I broke out the big guns for this—capital letters and all, lmao. (Though it’s not proofread because I jumped the gun and got too excited once it was done so………………don’t judge me)

First off: I want to make it abundantly clear that I am not trying to talk people out of their interpretations of Reyna. I just…think she’s a lesbian, and think there’s a lot of textual backing to support me. My word isn’t gospel and a lot of these passages are subjective, and I am well aware that there is room for disagreement. But I figured it was about time to lay out why I feel so strongly the way I do, and what subtext I keep referring to when I’m making other points, especially after being asked!

AND A DISCLAIMER: I never read BOO. So I really am not claiming to be the ultimate authority here—this is just what I see, what I like to see, and my reasons for interpreting it the way that I do.

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me: im gonna name all my characters for this thing after flowers or plants that have the same symbolic meaning as their character motifs, quirks, or arcs:)

me @ myself: name this one weed and make them a stoner

Calling all fans of Laramie “Lars” Barriga!

Do you love to draw our favorite insecure donut boy? Do ya wanna have a collection of art pieces of our favorite ube roll??? Then do I have a project for YOU!!!

Introducing the Bingo Bongo Zine 2017! A fanzine made to celebrate Lars and his character development throughout the show of Steven Universe. Whether you’ve been a fan since the pilot or just a recent fan, if you love our boy Lars, you are welcome to join!!!

A “Zine” is an art book containing illustrations from a chosen assortment of different artists, usually centered around a specific subject. In short, this will be a book filled with lovely pictures of our good buddy Lars! This is to be printed as a physical, tangible book stuffed full of awesome artwork done by us fans to be enjoyed by adoring eyeballs!

Artist sign ups are officially open, but don’t plan out a big drawing just yet! I know you’re excited, but patience :) Once the group of artists have been hand-picked, I will send you the template and set up of what is needed for the pages to go in the book. We want this baby to be nice and organized so it comes together smoothly.

If this all sounds interesting to ya, then keep reading cuz here is what you need to do: •Send an email to ajwhereartthou@gmail.com with the subject line “Bingo Bongo Zine Application” and include the following!

-The name you’d like to go by! We wanna let everyone know who made that awesome piece of artwork in their book.

-Your tumblr url/or other websites that you use for posting all your rad art. Show me your best and loved works you have to offer!

*Note, please use an email that you frequently check, as that will be my primary way to keep in touch with you!

Artist sign ups will be open from June 1st to July 1st, 12am Cental. So one whole month to send in those submissions! :)

Now for some rules:

* Please keep it PG. We want all Lars fans of all ages to enjoy the Zine. * Try to keep shipping to a minimum. Lars can be drawn hanging out with anyone canon in-show, just try to avoid things being romantic. * The drawings should be POSITIVE. This is to celebrate Lars’ development, and our boy deserves to be happy. So as much as I myself love some angst now and then, we need to keep this happy. * All varieties of Lars are up for drawing as long as it meets the criteria above. From Pilot Lars to Current Lars, to AUs in between, its fair game! * HAVE FUN!!! I want this thing to be fun for all of us, so make sure you’re gonna have fun with it and let that enjoyment show in your work! :3

If you have any question, send us an ask and we will answer it as fast as we can! Now lets start getting out there and drawing!!!

I read Bluestar’s Prophecy a couple of months ago, and while reading it I found myself confused as to why Bluefur fell in love with Oakheart, and not Crookedjaw who she had befriended or Thrushpelt who showed interest in her and was actually in her Clan. With these two obvious suitors her interest in Oakheart seemed to me to come out of nowhere, so I pondered it and ended up writing down my thoughts. And I decided to dig that up and post it online in case anyone else is interested.

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Descriptions of Gavriel

All of the descriptions of Gavriel in Heir of Fire and Empire of Storms:

Heir of Fire

“The mountain cat became a tall, broad-shouldered male”
“The golden-haired stranger”
“A warrior, like Rowan—though his surprisingly lovely face had none of the prince’s severity”
“Gavriel scrubbed at his face, his heavily muscled back expanding as he took a breath”
-pg 273
“The tracings of a tattoo snaking from the strangers left pectoral down his ribs and right to his hip bone”
“The bright candles showing tawny eyes glazed with pain”
-pg 274
“Gavriel’s tawny eyes”
-pg 444
“They passed by the golden-haired male lingering by the back gate”
“Gavriel’s tawny eyes flickered”
“The glimmer of sadness in his golden eyes”
-pg 485
“Gavriel, his tawny eyes carefully empty”
-pg 507
“There was no remorse on Gavriel’s lovely face”
-pg 507

Empire of Storms

“Two golden haired makes appeared in the doorway”
-pg 205
“The other male beside him—tan, tawny-eyed, with a steady sort of quiet to him—lifted his broad, tattooed hands”
-pg 206
“The solemn, golden-eyed one nodded, his pale clothes so like the ones Rowan favored: layered, efficient fabric, fit for battlefields. A band of black tattoos encircled the male’s muscled neck”
“The tattooed one”
“A flick of tawny eyes in his direction”
-pg 207
“Gavriel’s tawny eyes darkened”
-pg 214
“The tattoos on Gavriel’s throat— marks Rowan himself had inked—bobbed with each word”
-pg 216
“The warriors hands were clenched so tightly the scars over his knuckles were moon white”
-pg 221
“Aedion had been a boy the last time she’d seen him—but as a man… With Gavriel’s immortality, they even looked the same age”
-pg 247
“The warrior’s tan face was tight, his eyes full of sorrow and steel”
“Those tawny eyes flashed; the tattooed hands curled into fists”
-pg 250
“The face of a lion”
-pg 251
“Gavriel’s tattooed hands closed into loose fists”
-pg 278
“The golden-haired man”
“Honed, broad features; the harsh mouth”
“The cropped golden hair was different; more sunshine to Aedion’s shoulder-length honey gold. And Aedion’s skin was Ashryver golden—not the sun-kissed, deep tan”
“Unreadable, intent face”
“The lion incarnate”
-pg 288
“His father’s tan face had drained of all color”
“Those lion’s eyes full of such grief”
-pg 289
“The lion of doranelle gave a wary smile over his shoulder. The rare-sighted, restrained twin to Aedion’s own flashing grins”
-pg 450
“Gavriel’s tawny eyes gleamed animal-bright in the darkness”
-pg 503
“Those lion’s eyes darkened”
-pg 504
“Golden eyes flickered in the brush not thirty paces ahead”
“Enormous golden eyes”
-pg 534
“Reaching with broad hands for her arm”
-pg 538

Basically what I learned from this is that Gavriel clenches his fists a lot

Descriptions of the cadre part 3/5

Evidence that Ben Solo is NOT the whiny, immature, irredeemable monster that people make him out to be:

NOTE: I am not justifying Kylo’s actions here- I am digging into his character to show the DEPTH that exists thanks to the collection of great writers, actors, ect who contributed to Episode VII

Source: The Force Awakens Novelization by Alan Foster

  • Kylo to Poe: “Revenge is little more than an adolescent concession to personal vanity” (pg 39)
  • Kylo to Poe: “All time is transitory, and mine especially so. This will go more quickly and less awkwardly is we dispense with the childish nonsense” (pg 39)
  • “The great sweep of the external observation portal on the Star Destroyer Finalizer allowed anyone standing before it an uninterrupted view of the vastness of space. Suns and nebulae, mysteries and conundrums, all were laid out before the viewer. It was a view intended to awe and inspire, hence the presence of the portal where visual pickups and monitors would have sufficed just as well. Kylo Ren regarded it in silence. He had been trained in contemplation, was skilled in deliberation, could remain meditating just so for hours at a time” (pg 91)
  • “Kylo to Lieutenant Mitaka: “So much beauty among so much turmoil. In a way, we are but an infinitely smaller reflection of the same conflict” (pg 92)
  • Kylo to Rey: “So afraid. Yet I should be the one who should be scared. You shot first. You speak of the Order as if it were barbaric. And yet, it is I who was forced to defend myself against you” (pg 181)
  • Kylo to Rey: “I would prefer to be honest with you from the beginning” (pg 197)
  • “‘Your mother misses you.’ A strange sensation touched the younger man’s cheeks. Something long forgotton. Dampness. Tears” (pg 244)
  • “Stunned by his own action, Kylo Ren fell to his knees. Following through on the act ought to have made him stronger, a part of him believed. Instead, he found himself weakened” (pg 245)


So, what can we gather from this? 

  • Kylo is CAPABLE of rational thought, self-control and careful observation
  • Kylo displays a certain level of maturity and tact when dealing with enemies 
  • Kylo has a certain degree of appreciation for life and the universe
  • Kylo is not BLINDED by ‘the cause’. He is much more thoughtful in his actions and their implications toward ‘the bigger picture’ than most other First Order members
  • Kylo values honesty and integrity? Does that sound like a barbaric maniac?
  • Kylo is NOT unfeeling. He has emotion. He reacts in a very HUMAN way to extreme situations.

There are a bunch of movies, shows, playlists, etc. floating around the tags, so I thought I would compile them into a masterlist.

Films  

 Gåten Ragnarok (2013) PG-13. Action/Adventure.  Norwegian archaeologist Sigurd Svendsen forms a small team and sets off to find the true meaning of the secret runes found carved in rock and accidentally awakens a giant monster.

Trolljegeren (2010) PG-13. Fantasy/Drama. While investigating reports of illegal poaching, three student filmmakers encounter a man who slays trolls for the Norwegian government.

☁ Kysset som fikk snøen til å smelte (1997) R. Romance/Drama. [xWhen a new boy moves into the area, Cecilie and Peter’s friendship is changed.

Oslo, 31. august (2011) PG-13. Drama. One day in the life of Anders, a young recovering drug addict, who takes a brief leave from his treatment center to interview for a job and catch up with old friends in Oslo.

Døden på Oslo S (1990) NR. Action/Crime/Drama. [xA young boy named Pelle falls in love with the drug addict Lena. Then, he and his friend Proffen tries to save her from the drugs.

Motvind. Amateur film. [x] The film is based on a true story, and the action is primarily played in Grenland. 

1001 Gram (2014) NR. Drama. When Norwegian scientist Marie attends a seminar in Paris on the actual weight of a kilo, it is her own measurement of disappointment, grief and, not least, love, that ends up on the scale.

Pioneer (2013) PG-13. Drama/Thriller. The ultimate adventure becomes a nightmare when a diver obsessed with reaching the bottom of the sea takes on the world’s most dangerous mission.

Victoria (2013) NR. Romance/Drama. When Norwegian scientist Marie attends a seminar in Paris on the actual weight of a kilo, it is her own measurement of disappointment, grief and, not least, love, that ends up on the scale.

Den brysomme mannen (2006) NR. Comedy/Fantasy/Mystery. One morning, Andreas  wakes up in a strange apartment in a strange city and has no idea how he got there.

Død snø  (2009) R. Horror. A ski vacation turns horrific for a group of medical students, as they find themselves confronted by an unimaginable menace: Nazi zombies.

 Mannen som elsket Yngve (2008) PG-13. Coming of Age. A teenage boy loses his footing when he finds himself drawn to the new boy in class.

TV Shows

Skam (2015–2017) Drama/Romance [x]. The story of young teenagers and pupils on Hartvig Nissens upper secondary school in Oslo, and their troubles, scandals and everyday life. Each season is told from a different person’s point of view.

Øyevitne (2014-) Drama/Suspense. Two 15 year old boys secretly meet up in the forest, only to witness a blood bath. They are seen, but escape trying to keep this as a secret, both in fear of the perpetrator and that their secret is revealed.

Occupied (2015-) Drama/Thriller. In the near future, Norway is occupied by Russia on behalf of the European Union, due to the fact that the newly elected environmental friendly Norwegian government has stopped the all important oil- and gas-production in the North Sea.

Playlists

Norwegian Songs [x] 580 songs (35 hours 22 minutes)

Norwegian Black Metal [x] 49 songs (4 hours 22 minutes)

Norwegian Folk Music [x] 148 songs (6 hours 32 minutes)

Norwegian Hits [x] 48 songs (2 hours 36 minutes)

Norwegian Rap [x] 30 songs (1 hour 59 minutes)

Norwegian Rock [x] 66 songs (4 hours 15 minutes)

Classical Norwegian Music [x] 30 songs (3 hours 44 minutes)

SKAM [x] 64 songs (4 hours 16 minutes) *most of these are in english, but i know a lot of you enjoyed the show so i thought i’d include it (-: 

☆ = available on Netflix

✿ = available online via a quick search

☁ = full film available on YouTube