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Old Friends : MasterList

summary:  y/n and Sam Wilson have been neighbors since she moved to NewYork . When Sam started being an avenger they drifted, just random texts or calls . That was until the events between Steve, Bucky and Tony.  Things are all cleared now, everyone is back at the tower and/or avengers facility, including Bucky. But what happens when the reader shows up at the facility looking for Sam?

Warnings : swearing, angst , smut , fluff , violence 

Pairing: Sam Wilson x reader (Platonic). Bucky Barnes x Reader

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Originally posted by vivalaplutoh

Pillow Prince ~Freaky February~ (K.M)

Prompt: Giving Klaus oral.

Pairing: Klaus x Reader

Word Count: 350

Warning: None

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When people say that they think something I like is overrated…

How my Mom recognises Seventeen
  • <p> <b>Jeonghan:</b> Becky with the good hair<p/><b>Woozi:</b> pink haired monstrosity<p/><b>DK:</b> The only one that looks like a guy/ the one that can actually sing<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> the sassy one<p/><b>Joshua:</b> cat eyes<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> Gared Way back in the day but Asian<p/><b>Mingyu:</b> the tall one that you barely see<p/><b>S.Coups:</b> the one that looks stressed<p/><b>Vernon:</b> Leonardo DiCaprio of Korea<p/><b>The8:</b> looks like stuffed animal<p/><b>Jun:</b> the one tries to hard to be sexy but it is working<p/><b>Dino:</b> looks like he is 12<p/><b>Hoshi:</b> isn't that the pink haired one<p/></p>
No, Ma’am

Fandom: Gotham

Pairing: Jerome Valeska x Reader

Prompt: “Do some kinky smuuuuuuut!!!!!” - I don’t know ;-;

Summary: Jerome was always dominant, but that’s about to change.

Word Count: 1,251 (I got way into this)

Warnings: NSFW, Dom!Reader, Sub!Jerome, Light Bondage, Spoilers for seasons 2-3.

A/N: Ooh boy! First smut fic, and it was fun. Hope you guys enjoy! <3

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Let's Pretend (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

A/N: I got the name from one of the clothes shops of Saints Row V lol. I plan on making at least two more parts to this, I’m halfway through part two and have the beginning of part three in the works! ^_^. I’m sorry if there’s any misspelling, I get too excited and I tend to rush. Feedback is hella appreciated! - D.

Let’s Pretend: Tony finds a website of two shape shifting mutant pornstars who make their living impersonating the Avengers on their website and decide to show the team.

WARNING: Graphic details of sex. Swearing. Soon-to-be-smut. Second hand embarrassment lol.

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“What in God’s name…” Bruce squinted at the large screen and adjusted his glasses, assuming his eyes were betraying him. But alas, they were showing the truth. You couldn’t help but gape at the screen as well as you read the obnoxious purple fluorescent words: Let’sPretend.com

It didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out it was a porn site. But the content of the porn site is what shocked everyone. The two ‘actors’ were both shapeshifting mutants that made their living off of impersonating the Avengers. And they had a crap ton of videos dating back to early 2012. They’ve been doing this for five years. How Tony managed to stumble upon this? You had no clue and had absolutely no desire to find out.

But here you were, sitting awkwardly on one of the fancy shmancy stools that Stark owned, staring at the giant screen that Tony had set up in the common room, leaving no detail unnoticed by anyone. Everyone was already done with his shenanigans.

“Is this really what you interrupted my nap for?” Nat grumbled from beside you. She was dressed in a simple black tank top with sleeping shorts. Nat did not fuck around with her sleep when it came down to it.

“Oh come on, don’t act like you’re not the slightest bit curious,” Tony teased. You scoffed. The nerve of this guy. But he was right though. Only about 20% right. As much you hated to admit, you were a curious person. And this had aroused your curiosity.

The videos were all around ten to twenty minutes in length, the titles all in the irking Comic Sans that everyone hated. All of which were paired with two members of the team. These guys had no shame in it either. Everyone’s eyes caught on a particular three when Tony stopped scrolling. Those were the three highest viewing videos on the website. The third had a shocking two million views, but that wasn’t what made everyone’s eyes nearly pop out of their heads. It was who was starring in it.

In pink font was the title: “Scarlet Witch gets her holes resized by Vision!”

Jesus Christ.

You could practically hear Wanda’s internal screaming when you looked at the poor girl. Her face was entirely red. All the way down to her chest. Her usual calm gaze was replaced by one of complete embarrassment. While it may not have actually been her in the thumbnail, it certainly looked like her. She was kneeling in front of Vision in a very risqué manner. The only clothing on her being her red battle jacket she wore on missions and a red thong that barely covered her crotch.

“Forgive me,” Vision spoke, making you all turn towards him. Unlike Wanda, he seemed unaffected by the picture. He looked completely confused. “But how does one have their holes resized? Isn’t that anatomically impossible consideri-“

“Vision,” Steve pleaded, making the android instantly shut his mouth.

“Oh, speaking of our beloved American sweetheart,” Tony smiled wickedly as he scrolled to the next video. “What do we have here?”

The second video had a whopping seven million views, ranking it the second highest video on the website. And after seeing the two on the thumbnail, you instantly understood why. Sam and Bucky’s snickers could be heard from their side of the room as Tony purposely zoomed in on the picture. You heard Steve’s breath in sharply.

It was Steve, but unlike you’d ever seen him. He was handcuffed to a metal chair with his hands behind him, dressed only in white cotton briefs that outlined almost everything, leaving little to the imagination. Behind him was none other than Natasha, dressed in a black corset that hugged her curves perfectly, a matching black thong, and thigh high stilettos that looked almost painful to walk in. It looked like she was yanking his hair back in the picture, a devilish smirk on her red lips. And by the looks of it, they both were really enjoying it.

Above the picture was the title: “Bad Boy Cap Gets Punished by His Mistress, Black Widow!”

At this point, Sam and Bucky were howling with laughter. And even Clint began giggling. Steve looked like he was about to burst into flames with how red he was. His entire face and ears turned cherry red, making him look like the little virgin he used to be. It was no secret that he and Nat had a thing going on, it’s just that no one dared talk about it when the latter was present. She had no problem choking one of you out if you made any snarky comments. Everything was supposed to be low key. That is, until now.

“Well, well, well,” Bucky teased, wrapping his flesh arm around his friend’s shoulders. “I always knew you were on the receiving side, but Jesus, Stevie.” This time, you couldn’t help the giggle that came out. Scott and Sam began wolf whistling at the blushing blond.

The wolf whistles and laughter all ceased when everyone realized that Natasha was missing. The water bottle she held only a few moments before was rolling on the marble floors beneath you. That wasn’t a good sign.

“Mr. Stark,” Friday chimed, breaking the silence. “It seems that there is a fire in the garage. I can’t seem to find the source of it.” Tony’s eyes widened and he practically flew off the chair he was sitting in and dashed down the hall. All while screaming, “MY PROTOTYPES!” over and over.

That left the remainder of you in the common area. Half of you were too traumatized to speak, while the other half was too busy cracking jokes. That was, until Sam made his way to Tony’s laptop and began fiddling around with it.

“Oh man…” he whispered before covering his mouth. His shoulders shook violently as he fought to stifle his laughter

“What?” Scott asked from his spot on the couch. “Is it me? Did they photoshop abs on me like on 300?”

Sam scrolled to the top of the page and the entire room went silent. You felt your heart hammering in your chest as you read the title of the highest ranking video.

“Princess Y/N Gets Birthday Creampie’d by The Winter Soldier!”

The thumbnail was a screenshot of you lying on a bed in pastel silk camisole that barely covered your breasts. You also noticed a little party hat on your head as well. Your legs were spread wide open, a blissed out smile on your face. Bucky, however, He was dressed in his usual combat gear, mask and everything, with the exception of his top. He was positioned in between your spread legs, his fingers underneath the waistband of the thong that barely covered your core. You couldn’t help but notice how predatory he looked, and you felt yourself growing wet in your jeans. His body was toned perfectly, almost too perfect.

The thought of him ripping your panties down and pounding you into the mattress invaded your thoughts and you felt yourself getting wetter by the second. You licked your lips, hoping to relieve the urge to crush your lips onto his. However, you didn’t dare look at Bucky, not after what you’d just seen. If anything, they were seeing more of you than him.

“That’s enough, Sam!” Steve’s demand caused everyone to jump and Sam exited out of the site. Besides all the arousal, you were embarrassed. You were an extremely private person and now everyone was able to see you in a way you only hoped to be seen by someone special. You felt exposed and vulnerable. And not in the good way.

You needed alcohol asap. Thankfully, Wanda read your mind and the two of you headed straight for your room; away from the craziness that just went down. You both planned to drown your insecurities with a nice bottle of whiskey.

Little did you know, a certain brown haired super soldier had his eyes glued to you as you walked away.