this show is really dumb

Favourite Book of Mormon moments
  • the harmonising at the end of hello BOI fucc 
  • oh come on you guys
  • the two by two choreography 
  • ‘australia where the say, g’day
  • ‘every captain needs a mate’ ‘AYE AYE
  • ‘i’ll do something incredible, THAT BLOWS GOD’S FREAKIN’ MIND
  • that one ‘BUT MOSTLY ME’ in the middle where he just really fuckin goes for it boi i am deceased 
  • kevin’s face when he’s told what hasa diga means A+ comedy gold
  • Arnold like body popping to hasa diga before kevin drags him off to the side
  • ‘F you heavenly father? HOLY MOLY I SAID IT LIKE THIRTEEN TIMES
  • nabulungi just being so darn cute literally always
  • ‘my hetero side just won’ *bangs on chest*
  • the tapping and those fucking PINK VESTS
  • kevins confusion as to how the fuck am i wearing this vest and tap dancing ???
  • CRUSH IT! okay?
  • literally anything mckinley does 
  • ‘goodnight best friend’ ‘goodnight pal’
  • ‘maybe you should let me do the talking and you can stand and support me by saying oh wow and stuff like that’
  • the shitty jazz split at the start of all american prophet 
  • ‘wow! God says go to your back yard and start digging, that makes perfect sense!
  • ‘they’ll have to believe me just, … cause
  • actually basically the whole of all american prophet that song is my JAM
  • naba being a freakin angel singing 
  • ‘oh em GOSH you guys, i’m freaking out’
  • ‘look, we’ve all had the spooky hell dream people. I have it nightly
  • AFRICA IS NOTHING LIKE THE LION KING. I think that movie took a lot of artistic licence’
  • the fucking boy band mormon backing dancers in man up JESUS
  • ‘heavenly father, why do you let bad things happen? more to the point why do you let bad things happen to me?’ (fucking hell kevin)
  • when everyone comes together at the end of act 1 that is a B L E S S I N G 
  • ‘how do you know? christ never said nothin bout no clitoris’ ‘YES! YES HE DID!
  • hmm, up again making things you are
  • ‘YOU BROKE THE RULES ELDER! YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO ME NOW!’ ‘mickey?
  • SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM IS MY FUCKING LIFE LINE
  • honestly can you believe jesus calls kevin a dick and elder mckinley gives hitler a blowjob all in the same song, what a gem
  • oh, you had the hell dream didn’t you? was i in it?
  • oh kevin price you beautiful beautiful douchebag 
  • ‘i love these mormon stories. they’re so fucking weird and intricate’
  • every single innuendo in baptise me
  • ‘something incredible. you’ve done something incredible. i’ve never seen a rectum blockage of this kind’
  • the worst/best line in the whole show: ‘lets smile and laughrica
  • AFRICANS ARE AFRICANS BUT WE ARE A-*SLAMS HANDS ON THE FLOOR* FRICAAAAA
  • kevins coffee fuelled rant
  • ‘well well, if it isn’t super mormon. you’re really changing up Uganda aren’tcha?’
  • ‘of course you woke up YOU DRANK TWELVE CUPS OF COFFEE
  • why the HECK didn’t they put orlando on the cast recording i will fiGht 
  • ‘hi! my name is joseph smith and i’m going to fuck this baby!’ ‘WHAT
  • MCKINLEY’S FUCKING PINK SUITCASE
  • ‘you know what guys? fuck him
  • the A+++ character development in ‘we love to dance and shout, and let all our feelings out’ (mckinley my sweet child)
  • the ugandans as elders honestly
  • the book of arnold
  • THANK YOU GOD! MA HA BEI BU EEBOWAI!

so like… we all agree right? 

that Betty really Fell In Love™ with Jughead on his birthday,at Pop’s diner after the fight at the exact moment when he kissed her hands. Like the girl was already falling for him of course, but like that moment she just surges towards his lips like yes, I know it know now, i can feel it in my ponytail. and then later she thinks about THAT moment when she’s thinking about saving Pop’s for Jug. 

excuse me a moment. i seem to have a leak in my eyeball.

anyway, carry on.

“aazzsssirrraphale”

regarding this post which little-smartass tagged with # ALL I CAN SEE IS CROWLEY H E LP # CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THAT WAS HIS SNAKE FORM # ineffable tag 

and so, of course, all i could see was this  

i just had a realization… that iheart radio interview was done before exordium in mexico so suho was referring to when they went to mexico in the past… y'all suho was so excited to have panties thrown at him again like he was anticipating it so much that he brought it up in the interview i’m skcjdksld

kang daniel as your boyfriend
  • if you’re dating this human work of art girl let me tell you you really scored
  • the perfect mix of sweet ‘n spicy
  • looks tough but is actually a gentleman
  • treats you like you’re the most precious and beautiful being he’s ever seen
  • likes looking at you for long periods of time whenever you’re talking about the things you love (him)
  • he just loves seeing you excited over things that make you happy (HIM)
  • coffee shop dates
  • long walks in the park preferably at night
  • ok listen this is basically just a super chill relationship
  • nonetheless daniel is very serious about his feelings towards you and always lets you know that he loves and appreciates you
  • if you’re feeling particularly good one day and maybe start dancing a lil because you want to express your happiness he just can’t help but look at you like that
  • and honestly his gaze makes you want to melt
  • he smiles just a little and his eyes lock onto yours with such adoration that you get a little weak in the knees
  • wow he’s just completely whipped
  • sometimes you’ll have to share him with his cats
  • and seongwoo
  • his best buddy will invite himself to your dates a lot and be whiny about the fact that he’s third-wheeling because he doesn’t have a date but the only person he wants to be his date is daniel tbh
  • you’re gonna make lots of plans on how to spend your free weekend but then the two of you end up binge-watching some dumb show on netflix
  • “do you really want to go out later because i kind of like this”
  • “yeah you know what i’m actually quite comfy let’s stay here”
  • when the two of you do go out though he pays for all of your drinks
  • tipsy make-out sessions dear lord forgive me for i have sinned
  • so when the both of you are just a little drunk he’ll slide his hands down to your waist and pull you close and kiss you with an intensity that has you weak
  • he really knows how to use tongue that’s all i’m gonna say bye
  • just a very good kisser in general
  • soft ‘n lazy morning kisses are also a thing
  • another thing about mornings: his raspy and incredibly hot i’ve-literally-just-woken-up-three-seconds-ago-voice
  • will whisper a soft “good morning babe” into your ear and boom you’re awake and screaming
  • lowkey domestic
  • likes making breakfast for you whenever he wakes up before you
  • cleaning up together after having a meal
  • y’all take a lot of showers together tbh
  • can handle mood swings really well
  • sometimes when you’re upset because of something he’ll quite literally wrap you in a blanket and have you sit on the couch while he hits up the local convenience store
  • and then he comes back with your favorite ice-cream and popcorn and some cheap ass prosecco and y’all eat ice-cream out of the tub and get tipsy and vent to each other about how unfair the world is
  • and you always feel better afterwards because wow you have such a nice and caring and hot boyfriend and as long as he’s around nothing will ever be entirely bad tbh
psa for college freshman

hey, whats up, hello! so you’re gonna be a freshman and you’re probably moving in real soon, and you might be excited but also nervous, not to worry i got you! here are some tips and tricks and general advice based on my own experience. 

okay so step by step:

MOVE IN

okay so this is easily the most stressful thing about the first week of school. you gotta get all of your stuff into a tiny dorm if it’s a big room i am literally so jealous my dorm was like a prison so don’t freak out, stay cool and pack efficiently!

  • try not to overpack, it’s really easy to believe you’ll need everything you’re bringing but trust me you won’t even look at half of it
    • a good tip for this is, if you don’t use it at home, don’t bring it to school! (plus it’s really easy to just buy stuff you need on amazon so don’t forget that that’s an option too)
  • if you’re going to a school that deals in snow, DON’T bring that stuff (jackets/hats/boots/etc) with you when you move in. if you know you’re going to go home for a weekend before the snow sets in, definitely leave it at home and bring it with you later!
  • let your parents/guardians/friends/family help you move in. it might not seem like a big deal, but letting them help you will make them feel better. and if you don’t like how they arrange things, let it be! you have all semester to rearrange and settle in, they only have this one day, so just let them have it! also don’t forget to thank them when they leave!

ROOMMATES

ah yes, the wonderful concepts of roommates. i was lucky my freshman year, but some people aren’t

  • try and connect with them via facebook/school emails/phone, settling things like are you gonna share a mini fridge, microwave, coffeemaker and how you’re gonna decorate (if you’re into that) will help when you finally settle into your room
  • definitely go over ground rules once you’re all unpacked and settled in. my dorm had us go over a list of questions, come to an agreement, and sign it in case there were any future conflicts. cover things like: 
    • is it okay to have my friends sit at your desk or on your bed when you aren’t there?
    • how should we handle overnight guests?
    • do you want me to give you a heads up if i have friends coming over?
    • 100% agree to give each other a heads up on parents coming to your room
    • sharing food?
    • cleaning responsibilities
    • definitely definitely give each other a copy of your class schedule, and if you have classes at the same time maybe you can agree to make sure you’re both awake at the right time!
  • you don’t have to be bff’s with your roommate, sometimes it turns out that way and sometimes it doesn’t. what you do need to be is open and honest with your roommate. your year will be miserable (especially if you can’t switch roommates) if you don’t communicate with each other. don’t be afraid to tell them if something is bothering you. if you’re to nervous to do that or don’t like confrontation, talk to your RA or RD

so now that we got all that out of the way, here are some general tips about social things:

  • that whole keep your door open and people will come talk to you think is a load of bs. me and my roommate did that for weeks and no one came in. everyone is just waiting for someone else to take that chance. so go into peoples rooms and ask them if they wanna grab lunch/dinner! walk around and poke your head in their room! it might be awkward as hell but at least you’re trying :)
  • go to all (or as many) dorm activities as you can! this allows you to meet more people too even if the event is really dumb, at least show up. you always have the option to leave!
  • go to club meetings! even if you aren’t sure you want to stay in the club. it’s much harder or maybe just more awkward to join when you’re an upperclassmen, so try and get those roots down as soon as you can
  • that being said, you can always leave a group without any hard feelings. people do it all the time, so don’t be scared that once you go to one meeting you’re stuck in the group forever
  • don’t let anyone tell you that as a freshman you can’t get involved. if you want to, you can. there is absolutely nothing stopping you. you might have to work a bit harder but i know you can do it!
  • sometimes freshman year can suck, or at least have it’s moments. don’t give up. everything gets infinitely better as time goes one, i promise. if you’re having a tough time or feel isolated or overwhelmed, reach out to someone, a parent, friends from home, an old teacher, anyone really! don’t give up, things might get tough, but you ARE strong and you WILL get through it

The first time Eponine and Cosette met was at a poetry reading.

Eponine and Grantaire came to support Jehan at a casual performance space on campus. The first person to perform introduced herself as Cosette, and Eponine couldn’t stop the mesmerizing pull that her poetry created. She was beautiful on stage, the lights tinting her blue hair purple as she spoke.

Eponine’s breath was caught in her throat for the rest of show.

Somewhere along the line, Grantaire convinced her to sign up for the open mic night segment at the end. 

It was her first time performing her poetry in public, and she was completely under prepared for the way her nerves lit on fire as Cosette looked at her from the crowd. 

Cosette personally coming up to tell her that she did beautifully was worth it.

(Jumping onto the danny phantom discourse a good month or two late OH WELL)

If I’m being honest, I thought ghosts like Nocturne and Undergrowth were just… ancient ghosts. Not so much as ‘wise and all-seeing’ like the Watchers or Clockwork, but just ghosts that came from a point so far back in time all they remembered was what they were obsessed with. 

Undergrowth was obsessed with plants, so he made his body to look like a massive, intimidating plant in order to keep other ghosts away. He could finally see everything they see, hear everything they hear, feel everything they feel, to his utter delight. 

Nocturn was obsessed with dreams (I particularly believe nightmares) and came from so far back that he made his body as dark as night, able to twist and turn into a boneless-shape so that way he could reach out and touch peoples’ minds. His head grew horns to fit with the creator of the nightmares he now controlled, the devil himself, his grins becoming shark-toothed and full of malice.

So, yeah. Less of them being creatures from another dimension, more of them being so old they make a new body to fit with their obsessions.

BTS reaction to their best friend being attacked by their fans

Seokjin:

You greeted him at the airport with a hug after not seeing him for months. The fans that were waiting for them with cameras around their neck started screaming at you, calling you names, one of them even threw their… shoe? at you.

Jin didn’t hesitate to scold them for their behaviour, body moving to make him seem more intimidating, though it looked more like he was having a seizure.

“Yah! Who do you think you’re calling ugly? And you! Did your mother buy you shoes just so you can throw them at strangers?”

Originally posted by rapdaegu

Yoongi:

A fan of his saw you at the coffee shop and and poured her iced coffee all over your new shirt, telling you how you being best friends with Yoongi was unfair to the rest of the Armys.

He found you crying when he came over to your place and made you tell him what happened.

“Hey, hey! Look at me! Look!” He was running around your living room, throwing his hands in the air and making high pitched noises. “There’s your smile! My mission is complete! Now let’s take a nap.”

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Hoseok:

You kept getting hateful comments on all your social media accounts and it took a while until Hoseok noticed it. But once he did, he didn’t hesitate to make a public post speaking about how disappointed he was by their childish behaviour.

Originally posted by jaayhope

Namjoon:

You two were just enjoying yourselves since he finally had a free day, when a fan approached you. “Ew, are you seriously dating that? You can do so much better, Namjoon-ie.”

“That is my best friend. And even if we were dating, that is none of your business and doesn’t give you the right to talk like that about them.”

Originally posted by yoonseok

Jimin:

Someone tried to push you down the stairs of you college, and somehow, between the buzz from all the people surrounding you. You were able to catch the name of your best friend.  Luckily, you were not badly injured, but you still went home to rest for the day.

The person that did that to you was stupid enough to post it on social media, so Jimin saw what happened.

He came to your dorm as soon as he could to make sure you were truly alright.

Originally posted by jikookdetails

Taehyung:

You were waiting outside the BigHit building for Taehyung to go have dinner with him.

Right when he stepped outside a screaming girl started running towards you to hit you with her bag. Luckily, Taehyung was fast enough to stop her and give her a glare that was enough for her to go away.

“Do you see this guns, Y/n? Don’t worry. I’ll protect you.” He then flexed his muscles even more. “He protecc. He atacc.”

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

Jungkook:

You just wanted to go buy some groceries, but two of Jungkook’s “fans” recognized you and approached you to tell you to leave their “oppa” alone.

“You are not pretty enough to be friends with him. Leave him alone.”

When you arrived home and called Jungkook to tell him what happened.  An hour later he showed up at your apartment with a plushie in hand.

“You’re really dumb if you believe them Y/N.”

Originally posted by jimiyoong

🌸Masterlist🌸

My two biggest concerns for season two of Wynonna Earp:

  • that Waverly will come out as gay instead of bisexual and the fandom declares it bi erasure, even though her current character arc is set up in a way that it could also be a lesbian who realizes it in her twenties
  • that Wynonna will continue to be a little unsure between Doc and Dolls, since she isn’t actually dating either of them by the end of the season and deeply cares for them both, and the fandom acts like this comes out of nowhere