this show is impossible to colour

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Harry takes Draco to see fireworks, and Draco cannot get over the fact that they happen without magic

Harry 100% would’ve kissed Draco romantically under the man’s first firework show of his life…but said man was way too busy gawking and speaking about the impossibilities of fireworks without magic way too fast for Harry to even get a word in.


“How?! HOW! How does that even wor- Bloody hell! Look at that one Harry! Look, Look! It was huge! Bigger than the other ones! And- BLOO- How is it more than one colour?!”

Um- Drac-”

“It should be impossible! How does it change colour in the sky?! We can barely learn those spells until our 5th year how does-”


“HARRY IT’S A HEART! Harry look! Look it’s in the shape of a heart! How-”

His words were immediately muffled when lips pressed against his, silencing anymore that he could say about the fireworks. Harry molded his lips against the others, practically coaxing him to kiss back and only once Draco did, did he pull away with amusement in his voice. 

“You know, on a date the highlight is supposed to be the other person.”

Draco stared at him before flushing slightly, whacking his arm. “Shut up. I’ve never seen these before,” he said, and on cue, another firework boomed behind them. 

Harry laughed, leaning in for another kiss. “I know, I know. I just really wanted to kiss you,” he hummed against his lips.

Returning the kiss briefly, Draco immediately ripped his lips away to shriek. “’HARRY LOOK IT’S THE FINALE!”

10 Reasons to watch Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

1) It features an amazing collection of female characters, who pass the Bechtel test while actively supporting and encouraging each other.

There’s Bart, who manages to be the most terrifying badass to ever grace the screen while still somehow retaining her child-like wonder and innocence.

There’s Farah, who isn’t afraid to step up and fight for the people she loves, all while battling acute anxiety and the biggest inferiority complex I have ever seen.

And then there’s Amanda, who is utterly fearless despite a near crippling disease that restricts both her freedom and her independence.

2. None of the above women are ever sexualized/objectified. At no point are they raped. At no point does anyone threaten them with rape. Even when they are placed in scenarios where we would expect rape, the threat never arises. In a world where sexual violence against women is commonplace and used extensively in media, this is both refreshing and strangely uplifting.

3. The male characters are almost completely useless and yet utterly charming.

There’s Dirk, who reluctantly allows the universe to chart his course, this despite the obvious trauma of his childhood and his unbearable loneliness.

There’s Todd, who so thoroughly hates himself he can barely stand to let another call him a friend.

And then there’s Ken, who overcomes overwhelming terror to find his place in the universe.

4. Two of the six main characters are characters of colour. And not only are they well-written, they are also central to the plot.

5. All of the bad guys are idiots. Literally. This isn’t a show where the above heroes need to outwit impossibly smart supervillains. It’s a show where the bad guys have no clue what’s going on and can’t even begin to figure out how they got themselves into this situation. This both simplifies the narrative and provides tons of comedic relief.

6. Pacing. Plot. Continuity.

If you’re looking for a show that holds together start to finish, where every little nuanced scene connects to the bigger picture, then this is the show for you. Try watching it through a second time. It’s seamless.

7. Time Travel.

I just love time travel, okay. Especially when it’s done well.

8. It’s weirdly hilarious. I love a show that doesn’t take itself too seriously. I love a show that throws convention and commonality out the window. I love a show that isn’t afraid to be weird. Especially when they’re adapting Douglas Adams.

9. It’s filmed in Vancouver! Wondering why there are so many SPN extras? That would be why. But more importantly, Vancouver is stunning. As a result, so is the show. BC is the perfect backdrop for the show’s vibrant use of colours. It’s really quite lovely to watch.

10. Finally, there are a plethora of ships.

There’s Dirk/Todd, who are utterly adorable in those moments when they do connect. Dirk is the loneliest, neediest person on the planet. Todd is filled with self-loathing. Dirk makes Todd feel worthy of love. Todd offers Dirk a connection. It’s a match made in some weird vortex of time and space.

There’s Bart/Ken, who somehow fit together in ways you’d never anticipate. Bart gives Ken’s life meaning. Ken helps Bart navigate the world outside of killing. They dig on each other like crazy.

There’s Farah/Amanda, who nicely counterbalance each other. Let’s face it, Farah’s a mess, but she’s protective as fuck and Amanda, who actually has her head together, often needs protecting. These two complement each other like crazy.

And then there’s Amanda/Rowdy 3 (yes there are 4 of them), who seem so well matched you’d think they were one soul inside 5 bodies. Plus, these boys would protect her with their lives and yet never once seem to see her as a sexual object.

Don’t like any of the above? How about Amanda/Dirk? Or Todd/Farah? Or Dirk/Farah? Or Dirk/Todd/Farah? Honestly, it’s an open universe, with so much potential and so many possibilities. Heck, I’m even shipping Rapunzel/Shark-Kitten.

But see, you don’t need ten reasons to watch it. You just need one. Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency is a ton of fun, and it’s available on Netflix. There is literally nothing standing in your way.


(requested by truegodofthearena)

Pisces - The Mutable Mirror

Pisceans can try on new personalities like they try on shoes,
and with those unusual feet hardly any shoes, from heels to flats or docs seem to fit properly, like all these personalities she tries to be, none of them cloak her soul with the colours. Nothing ever seems to fit those shades
she knows ripple inside, those pastels that haven’t been invented yet. From room to room she moves, shifting face and shape, slippery with sea salt infused in her skin, impossible to catch or define, lost and wandering,
the facets of a thousand personalities. It feels so foreign being trapped in a body, when she can feel wings fluttering behind her shoulder blades,
and scales shimmer under her thighs. Like a mirror carved in heaven, reflecting people as angels
she is the stain glass window that forever changes colour and tone, paint streaked over her spirit, impossible to conceive without a kaleidoscope. She knows her true self resides at home
The home in the sky, made of clouds and liquid love. But for now the show must go on. Who do I dress as today.
Nobody knows.


[art: kristina webb]

Did I die because I wanted to? I don’t know why I died…I don’t even know how I died. I don’t like being a ghost. I don’t want to be a ghost. I didn’t become one because I wanted too. Ghost’s can have their feelings hurt, okay? You bastard. 

Emos Assemble!!!

My fellow depressed souls,

We can all agree that My Chemical Romance has been gone for way too long. It’s time for us to stop sitting around and constantly complaining about it on the internet and finally do something about it. Welcome To The Black Parade is a song we all know very well and the lyrics give us the perfect opportunity to show the band that even when they’re gone the memory carries on, right?

It’s impossible for us to meet all in one place, so we should do a video of us singing this masterpiece dressed in our favorite black colour or in MCR t-shirts with flags of our countries behind us.

I’d prefer you to meet in as big groups as possible and sing Welcome To The Black Parade together.

It doesn’t matter if you can’t sing, it doesn’t matter how it sounds, the only important thing here is the message we will send to the boys that even after all this time, we still got their backs.

After I put our videos together to create one huge video, we’ll post in on Twitter and YouTube or any other social media and we will try to get it to boys.

If you would like to participate in this project, just message me so we can discuss the details.



BTS Reaction | spoiling their s/o with gifts

Request: “please please please bts reaction for how they might spoil their s/o with gifts? x”

Kim Seokjin 

After finally passing all your exams he would be so proud of you and would spoil you with everything that you like. He would get you a giant teddy bear and buy you lots and lots of roses in your favourite colour to show you how much he loves you. “The teddy bear is even bigger than me, jin. That’s crazy! Where did you even find him?” You said while hugging your new big stuffed animal. “Nothing is impossible for me, when spoiling my baby.”

Min Yoongi

He’s clearly not a man of much words so he always shows you how much he loves you by making you little gifts all the time. Last time you two went shopping in Seoul your eyes were attached to a certain watch that you wanted to have so badly, but you didn’t want to spend so much money on it, so you forgot about it. Until one evening, when Yoongi showed up at your place and just casually gifted the watch to you, as it was nothing big. “You didn’t have to buy me the watch, it was so expensive.” “Don’t worry about it, nothing is to expensive for my girl.”

Kim Namjoon

He has really a thing for fashion and he loved it when you dressed up nicely for special events so every time you two went out for dinner or special occasions, he would go shopping with you before and buy you nice dresses and shoes. “You really don’t have to buy me those, they are quite expensive after all.” “But I want to spoil my little baby girl, don’t you dare reject my gift.” He would say to you playfully. And when you just hang out at one another’s place he would buy for the both of you matching hoodies to chill in. Totally all in for matching outfits.

Jung Hoseok

Hoseok would love to spoil you so much. When he was pretty busy with work for a while, he would try to spend all of his free time with you afterwards. Booking a flight and exploring the world with you would be his special treat for you. “Was is this?” You asked. “Just open it up” He replied, already smiling from ear to ear. “No you did not!” Your mouth stood wide open as you saw two plane tickets inside the envelope. “Just a little surprise for my lovely princess.”  

Park Jimin

Jimin would be so into spoiling you and would always buy you flowers without any reasons. One day you came home and couldn’t believe what you saw. The whole floor was covered with red roses and a little note from your boyfriend. “Happy anniversary, princess. I love you.” He was away on tour with his band so he couldn’t be with you on this day but that wouldn’t stop him from spoiling you.

Jeon Jungkook

“I’ll pick you up at 8pm, just wear something nice. I Love you” Jungkook texted you. A little smiley escaped you, giggling at his text all by yourself like an idiot. At night he picked you up and waited in front of your door with a big flower bouquet in his hands. He would be all dressed up – wearing a white shirt with black pants and would go to your favourite restaurant with you to celebrate your anniversary. At the restaurant he would be so nervous, curious about your reaction when he’ll be giving you his present for this special event – a pretty bracelet with your initials on in and the date you two started dating.

Kim Taehyung

Taehyung would love buying you local sweets and souvenirs when he was somewhere abroad. He recalled that you loved Swiss chocolate and as he was in switch just now with his band he decided to buy some and gift them to you when he finally would see you again. “Look, I’ve got you something in Swiss as I know you love their chocolate so much.” You looked surprised at the amount that he did bring with him – like probably his half suitcase would be filled with just gifts for you. “You didn’t have to buy me that much Tae!” “I didn’t know what’s your favourite flavour so I just bought all they’ve got there.”