this show is cute awkward and funny

Signs when they first start dating you

Aries: is really hesitant about getting physical, even if they really want to

Taurus: will be super clingy even if they try not to be

Gemini: insults you and is super sarcastic but still likes you

Cancer: wants to just have a picnic and talk about life

Leo: will want to hold your hand and take cute photos with you

Virgo: showers you in food and gifts

Libra: will give you all the kisses, especially on the neck

Scorpio: isn’t sure on what’s off boundaries still and is hecka awkward

Sagittarius: moves it along quickly even if they know they should go slow

Capricorn: tells you all their favorite books and geeky movies

Aquarius: shows up to your house at 3am with pizza and flowers

Pisces: makes cute playlists for you or even mix tapes if they’re that hipster

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IF THIS WASN’T THE FUNNIEST SCENE OF THE SHOW THEN I MUST’VE MISSED AN EPISODE!!!

NCT As Boyfriends

Anon requested:  Hi I hope this isn’t too much to ask for but can you guys do nct as your boyfriend? Thank you!

Genre: Fluff & SMut

Author: admin Karma

A/N: Hey, i’m sorry you had to wait so long
These are all members besided the minors and Lucas & Jungwoo since I don’t know much about them yet……… Also since it’s 10 members this is a long one….

Reminder! This is completely how I see them as boyfriends and it’s probably very inaccurate as I am not that good at reading people but i’ll do my best!! (this is for all genders) and since this is a smut acc, I will add some 16+ content to it ;)

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First Date With Grayson Would Include

Originally posted by graysonthealpha

• Him, picking you up at your front door, with a bouquet of roses

• Opening, the door for you to enter his car, but accidentally hitting you with the door

• Endless apologizing for hitting you with the car door, but you didn’t mind, it was cute.

• Jamming, to his playlist the whole car ride.

• Arriving to the little Italian Restaurant he picked, and Gray being so nervous he keeps tripping over his feet

• As you enter the location, he holds your hand lightly as you walk through the door

• You both, connecting instantly as you sit down, talking about any and everything

• Laughing at his cheesy dad jokes

• Him being a total gentlemen

• Him, being nervous and shy the whole time, because he didn’t want to seem weird and crazy

• Him, finally admitting how excited he was to finally meet you in person, and becoming less awkward

• Reassuring him, that he’s an incredible date

• Him, taking you to a small park after dining, and watching the stars together

• Talking for hours and hours under the moon and stars

• Showing each other funny videos and pictures

• Cute snaps together

• Him, shyly asking you on another date, which of course you agree to go on

• The start to a beautiful relationship, with this awkward dork


Hope you guys enjoy! Feel free to send more in!

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OK, this scene has to be memorable for all arashians! Jun-kun is giving massage to his precious Sho-chan XD 

Please guys I hope you wont kill me… It is just parody and I swear I love Sakumoto and I ship them. (as friends ofc) I just found it funny and cute and so this meme was born XD I will end up in hell for this XD 

(my work, pls credit if use) 

Actually I love this scene. Sakumoto trying so hard to show us how they get along well. (well they do but they just dont show it, and when they show it is a bit awkward lol XD I am sooo lolling at overmotimated grinning Matsujun XD )

Amazing Things about Wooden Overcoats Live Show at the Vaults!

- David K. Barnes’ introduction was hilarious and wonderful. He moves like a dapper inflatable tube man, it’s wonderful
- it was just. So cool. To see all these people live. It was great and the energy was amazing.
- the venue was awesome and occasionally you heard trains going overhead as it’s literally underneath the tracks at Waterloo
- I’m terrible with names so I can’t for the life of me remember the guy playing Reverend Wavering (not Andy Secombe) but he was great in the funeral scene. He was great as the Captain as well
- I felt like cause it was quite short we didn’t get a full impression of Georgie’s awesomeness but the way the anger in her voice steadily increased every time she said “fine.” was hilarious.
- little references to things that couldn’t be expanded on in the show but were mentioned and got big laughs - Dr Edgeware, Marjorie sounding slightly evil, Mayor Desmond and Reverend Wavering, etc.
- omg the hatred in the eyes of everyone at Funn Funerals as Chapman tries to joke about being competitors. Also Tom’s awkward laughter was wonderful he is the epitome of sunshine.
- the lighting was great, everything got brighter with Chapman around and then very gloomy with the twins
- “he took off as fast as his very little legs could carry him” *felix trench starts jogging very fast and comically on the spot*
- Nana Crusoe. Just. Nana Crusoe.
- Felix Trench is too cute to be Rudyard, he’s always grinning in the background and laughing over parts of the live show it’s great.
- Beth Eyre kind of ?? Vibrates?? it’s so funny and effective, especially with her steadily growing frustration about her raunchy book. Also the terrifying Antigone laugh was wonderful and terrifying
- the despair in Felix Trench’s voice as they enter Chapman’s (“we got a kettle half-an-hour ago” and sadly repeating in the background “you have a lift!”)
- The bit where Mayor Desmond accidentally read “wasn’t this a funeral home a moment ago” rather than “wasn’t this a antique shop a moment ago” and stayed in character, immediately going “I have absolutely no idea where I am.” the whole cast started giggling and had to take a moment to compose themselves especially when Felix Trench pointed out that his next line was simply “I’m confused”
- the sound effect for the shop door didn’t go off when Felix Trench was miming sticking his head outside the door and he got stuck on one leg, miming trying to force a stuck door.

Honestly it was all so great and I’m really glad I went. Thank you to the cast and crew of the the show, it was a great experience.
Also my friend who hadn’t heard it before loved it and wants to listen now!

anonymous asked:

Did you see that video Jimin posting on twitter with him and Jungkook? There's just something about it, I can't really explain it. Like it was soft and so comforting the way Jimin just lean on Jungkook's shoulder.I feel something different, like the opposite of the intensity I am used to seeing in a lot of Jikook moments.The viedo somehow makes me feel that's what their relationship is like behind camera, just simply being in love, like an ordinary couple. Sorry if I am just talking rubbish :/

Gwaaaaaaah I knoooow right, they were soooo cute idk what to think ^///o///^ And I’m pretty sure anyone would think the same: just show your non-kpop friends the video without context and I would really like to see what they think  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

but honestly idk what to feeeeeel with their recent posts lately. like who even does that? post repeated videos of them being in each other’s presence. it’s like jimin is proud that jungkook is with him and wants to show him off every time, and i think that’s so simultaneously funny and adorable. they’re just so…floofy <3 and the ambiance between them is just….gaaaah. 

I mentioned it in my tags but have you ever stopped to imagine how many of these vids Jimin/Jungkook have in their phones? And how many of these cute moments they have in general without filming them at all? It’s so hard to picture, because on camera they’re almost awkward with each other sometimes…but in moments like these where it’s natural or when the camera is not focused on them, they’re not. Even now, my sister is confused about their relationship. She keeps saying things like “Since when did Jungkook become such ‘good friends’ with Jimin?”, which we know they always were since debut days…but how come their on-camera interactions show such a drastic change/?

idk man i couldn’t tell you  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but i have so many questions because of them…and from what I see, more and more people have been questioning as well recently ;)

The signs introverted vs extroverted
  • A lot of posts say things like "___ is so loud ugh shut up" and it's not always true...so this is for both types of people~
  • Aries extroverted: Funny af and has lots of friends. Probably has the "jock" style going on.
  • Aries introverted: punk af and has a few close friends. Is really good at sports on the low
  • Taurus extroverted: funny and wants to be the leader a lot. They need to be in charge
  • Taurus introverted: follows around other people but is so funny and usually the butt of the joke but is SO chill
  • Gemini extroverted: that person that hooks up with EVERYONE and their parents know all about it
  • Gemini introverted: A+ student but doesn't give a fuck
  • Cancer extroverted: the sweetest person and has all of the friends but probably does a lot of pda with their partner
  • Cancer introverted: mom. Cat videos 101
  • Leo extroverted: gorgeous and the squad leader
  • Leo introverted: makes up lies about people their crush likes because they're insecure just a lil
  • Virgo extroverted: basically just says hi to everyone and has tissues just in case you need to blow your nose. They got your back.
  • Virgo introverted: always has their laptop and has a tumblr with 4 followers. They're so good at math and still rlly nice and jus tries hard and yes fabulous
  • Libra extroverted: the cutest. Probably a hipster. Is friends with everyone but isn't so loud that they're always noticed. They just get along with everyone.
  • Libra introverted: Stylish and quiet. Probably likes otome. Charming in the cute quiet way
  • Scorpio extroverted: loud and tbh kinda annoying. Can be really funny and has a lot of friends, but has trust issues
  • Scorpio introverted: hot but no one really knows them. That quiet kid that has so much sass. Everyone wants to date them but they're hard to talk to
  • Sagittarius extroverted: so fucking funny. EVERYONE likes them. Very easy to fall in love with, and everyone does.
  • Sagittarius introverted: awkward cutie that must be protected at all costs
  • Capricorn extroverted: gets the good grades and is basically God
  • Capricorn introverted: resting bitch face but is a melted marshmallow on the inside. Their room is messy but it's so cute omg
  • Aquarius extroverted: hilarious, but probably has never been in a relationship. Everyone loves them because they let their inner nerd show.
  • Aquarius introverted: cute. Shy smiles 101. Teachers pet maybe but will go somewhere in life
  • Pisces extroverted: the lifesaver. Will talk with you about your feelings even if you're at a party. Caring and the sweetest person and everyone knows and protects them.
  • Pisces introverted: always asleep. You can probably murder them really easily. They're caring and will listen to you no matter how much you talk. They don't care about your virginity. They'll always tell you they love you too.

anonymous asked:

I really liked the headcanon thing you did for the Arrancar with them liking someone who's emotionally oblivious. Would you be able to do that for the espada too? All of them or just the ones you want are fine too

Of course I can do that, thank you! <3

Starrk: He tries dropping hints everywhere, he really does try to get you to notice. But damn it, he’ll just calmly grab you and say something along the lines of, “Listen, I like you, like you.” 

Harribel: She’s definitely the most rational. After she figures out that you’re emotionally oblivious, she sits you down and explains her feelings to you. She may even hold your hand while doing it.

Ulquiorra: He is so frustrated it’s also hilarious to watch at the same time. Him trying to express he likes you in a romantic way when you’re so oblivious drives him insane because he doesn’t know how to say it!

Nnoitra: Okay, that’s fine. He’ll just have to show he likes you, then you’re bound to finally notice! That would be good and all, if his form of affection wasn’t dragging dead/nearly dead hollows in front of you.

Grimmjow: So this man doesn’t know how to say it in words, and when you can’t see that he’s trying to get you to like him because he likes you, he just grabs you and clumsily kisses you. It’s cute, funny, and awkward at the time.

Szayel: He just sighs, runs his hand through his hair, and finds a intelligent way to say that he adores you without making him look desperate. (flower swing, that’s all I got to say, prepare yourself!)

Aaroniero: He is panicking and sweating bullets. How does he, a life form with two heads floating around in a tank, confess that he’s attracted to you? He was so hoping you would confess first!

Yammy: He just confesses his feeling for you right there on the spot. Really…really…loudly. He also may punch a nearby wall to prove his point. 

CBX Choose Your Own

Three boys stand in front of you, Baekhyun, Xiumin, and Chen. They ask you to choose one of them to spend your life with. Before you chose, you had to spend a full day with all of them. This is how each day went. Read and reply with who you’d choose and soon see how your relationship goes.

Baekhyun Date:

He arrived at your house right on time. He didn’t dress up too much but still looked very nice. His presence was awkward but cute, leaving an impression on you. He took you to a nice restaurant and although he was nervous, he made good conversation. You would laugh at all of his jokes and funny stories. After you finished your meals, he gave you a gift. You opened it and it was a beautiful necklace. He put it on you, telling you how beautiful it looked on you. After he brought you home he took your hand and kissed it, before leaving.

Xiumin Date:

He showed up 15 minutes early because he was excited to see you. His jaw dropped when you came out. He didn’t stop smiling once, even though he tried multiple times. When you arrived at the restaurant, he reserved a quiet table in the back. There wasn’t a lot of conversation because Xiumin was nervous, every time you looked at him. After dinner, he took you to the river to enjoy the view and the stars. When it got too cold, he gave you his jacket and told you to keep it. He took you home late but you didn’t mind it. His goodbye consisted of cute reasons why he is the best choice.

Chen Date:

He barely made it on time but it wasn’t his fault but it made him very very nervous. His nerves showed through his actions, blinking hard and often. You thought it was cute. He takes you to the movies to see whatever you wanted, getting every snack you wanted as well. During the movie, he kept an arm wrapped around you and, leaning his head on your shoulder. After the movie, he took you to his place where he made a home cooked meal. The two of you talked all night, not realizing how late it got. He took you home but at the door he handed you a gift, a gold bracelet. Afterwards, he said goodnight and left.

Baekhyun / Xiumin / Chen 

Hui on We Got Married

Originally posted by jjaebs

Idk if I will do all members for this but here’s Hui

Rip my soul for starting this omg it’s like 1 am and I got them feels so let’s just get to it

OK THIS IS WAY LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE (and I would’ve added more but I can’t really think of anything else)

  • omg ok sunshine boy here would be so nervous 
  • but so excited at the same time
  • like at your first meeting he would not know what to wear or how to act
  • would ask the other members for help 
  • most likely Edawn 
  • cuz they are never apart 
  • ever 
  • fashionista Shinwon would probably be offended that Hui didn’t ask him for advice
  • would be something casual but stylish for sure 
  • flowers for you? of course
  • in reality he wanted to give you some kind of gift, but since he didn’t know who he was meeting, he didn’t know what he would get for you
  • you would meet at some activity cafe where you could do something together 
  • like make some kind of phonecase or your own coffee art idk
  • he would probably be very talkative because he was nervous 
  • and all you could do was giggle at times 
  • you really wanted to say something funny but you didn’t know him well enough to know what he would find funny 
  • cute eyesmiles all the time 
  • omg rip me 
  • when you had opened up to him you just felt so comfortable around each other like?????
  • meant to be
  • the photoshoot would be something fun for sure 
  • Hui would do all he could to make you laugh 
  • because he thought your laugh was the most beautiful ever
  • moving on
  • when introducing you to the members of pentagon he would be the proudest and happiest person ever
  • even though this was a fake marriage
  • he would walk around introducing you as his wife 
  • “have you met my wife?” 
  • “isn’t she beautiful?” 
  • “She’s so funny” 
  • Yeo One would probably be too nice to you for Hui’s liking 
  • and he would become overprotective 
  • but in a cute way 
  • moving in together would feel a bit weird and awkward for both of you
  • just because it was something new to get used to 
  • it was a fairly small apartment 
  • with 
  • one 
  • bedroom 
  • and one bed 
  • cuz that’s how this show works, kids
  • so obviously this was super awkward and left you both in silence for a short moment of time 
  • until Hui offered to sleep on the couch 
  • which he did 
  • but you felt sorry for him and it didn’t feel right that you were alone either
  • so for the 2nd night you took the mattress from the bed out to the living room 
  • YAY SLEEPOVER 
  • neither one of you would fall asleep until like 4 am because you stayed up talking to each other about nothing and everything 
  • at any given random moment of the day he would start singing 
  • just any song that popped into his head 
  • when making food 
  • singing 
  • eating, singing 
  • watching TV, singing 
  • just whenever 
  • but tbh none of you were that good at making food 
  • so Hui would order jjajangmen as often as possible 
  • omg late night eating jjajangmen 
  • in your sleepover place in the living room 
  • more singing 
  • he’s always cracking bad puns 
  • but so are you so it’s fine 
  • honestly 
  • when you’re with anyone else they would be so sick of it but can’t help laughing because it looks like you two have so much fun
  • the wedding would be with all of his friends and your friends 
  • so many pictures 
  • so many selfies 
  • much dancing 
  • and you best believe Kino would own the dancefloor 
  • and you be like “damn boy can dance!” 
  • Hui be like “yes but no one is better than me lol” and do some weird random comedic dance 
  • “you’re right, no one is better than you” 
  • gaaahhhhhh his smile 
  • one night he would fall down from the couch in his sleep and end up on your mattress 
  • but too tired to care, he stayed there until morning 
  • you would both be surprise when you woke up but at the same time you didn’t really care
  • for the honeymoon you went to Jeju
  • how original i know 
  • but so much to see 
  • ROAD TRIP
  • you honestly had the best time ever together with Hui  
  • When it was all coming to an end you felt very sad 
  • you didn’t think you would’ve gotten so close to him but you did 
  • honestly it was so sad to say goodbye for both of you 
  • but like 
  • no one said you couldn’t keep in touch after the show was over 
  • and you did 
  • :))))))))))))
How INTPs express their affection/love

I had an ask a while back on how INTPs express affection/love to people they’re close to (and actually affectionate with, not just a crush). I thought I’d compile all the input from other INTPs as well.

If you’d like to contribute, reblog with your comment, and I’ll add it here.

eilamona

Hmm…I don’t know if it applies to other INTPs but I’m very physically affectionate with someone I really like. I’d also try to help them with work problems or any life issues. I’d be more attentive than usual to their needs and changes in their emotional state (like if they’re slightly annoyed or sad). And do little things like these.

iamtyping98

I’m the same. I have a tendency to give a lot of hugs to the people I’m close to, and I’m also good at noticing when they’re upset about something. I think it has to with them mattering enough to actually notice those things.

aphindonesia

verbal (or written) expressions, cuddles and hugs. I’d be more willing to leave the internet just to hear them talking/ranting. Also harmless pranks.

hellocupcakesonmars

I agree. I also tend to get kind of protective, and I’ll do them little favors and things like that. This doesn’t only apply with romantic interest, it’s how I am with my closest friends too. If I’m worrying about someone, it means I really care about them.

dewdrop156

Try to offer solutions to things, write little notes (which probably isn’t very intp-ish), go for a long time without being very affectionate and then suddenly send them a list of why they’re awesome and why I love them because I just gotta tell ‘em

sempiternalgratia

Well I am an female INTP. Im not very expressive verbally but usually I write letters or something that expresses that other than spoken words. Also time. I will be spending time if not with you then for you

hiroyukiblack

Pretty much the same. I can be very physically affectionate, but love words, verbally? Nope. It’s really really hard for me to do it. Writing it is easier, tho. Something else? Well, I can buy things I know the person likes. If I really like them, I will, but could think about how useful could be or if it’s enough to make them smile with that for the time it lasts (if we’re talking about chocolates or flowers and so). I could take the time to do something myself for them… I guess that’s it.

borgazm

wow this is me as hell i always thought i was an abnormal intp for being really physically affectionate also i like to make lists of why i love someone like “here is the empirical evidence i have gathered that proves you are loveable”

foo1sama

I am not physically affectionate at all.  At all. Almost positive that has more to do with my parental environment than being an INTP, though, since my ESTJ brother has the same problem (he lost a wife because of it, and my wife and I have had difficulty with this issue).

To me, love is just ‘best friend who I can be ‘intimate’ with. A degree of how much of my energy I’m willing to spend on you vs. me.  I have people who I would still consider ‘best friends’ that I haven’t talked to for ten years. I can go about … 3 days before I will want to talk to my wife again.

thebuddingexpositaire

I do get pretty physically affectionate as well with the hugs and the gentle pushes and what not (though I can’t receive/display the same amount of affection publicly as opposed to privately) I also get them to (inconspicuously) take the love languages questionnaire in order to respond to their needs better (which, though arguably may seem rather impersonal to Fs, is a manifestation of my actual concern for that person). I’m also bothered to take heed of what they like (as well as jotting down their dates of birth etc)

Also, I do get pretty sappy (by my standards) in my written correspondences with the individual in question. I partake in a lot of cringing afterwards, but oh well.

maybeiexist

Well, it’s the same as most people already put here. I tend to care about them a lot more than I do other people. I try my best to attend anything that’s important to them (from birthdays to public readings) and I also find myself making cards for them for even the littlest of things, haha 

doctortinykat

Lots of hugs

iamnayrel

I agree with the physical affection. I’m not a very touchy feely person unless I really care and trust someone. Also I have made lists of why I’m close friends with certain people that way if they ask I have an answer.

My inferior Fe is always double checking making sure that everyone’s okay. If I love someone that manifests itself in making sure that they are well taken care of and happy and aware that they are loved.

Not super into gift giving but I will pay for your food if I have the money and if you allow me to. Part of the whole “make sure everything’s okay” thing.

ditalova

When I dedicate my time to spend with them although I yearn for solitude (as always). When I dedicate something for them. When I joke and laugh with them. When I seek out for a physical contact, like holding hands or encircling my hand around their arm.

arachnophxbia

Mhm, I relate to a lot of this. I give a lot of physical affection and try to help people I care about through their issues by giving them practical advice and a place to vent to or draw support from. If I care about someone I’ll actively seek to talk to them and know how they’re doing instead of letting them come to me like I do with most. I go out of my way to learn their behaviors and what it means in terms of how they’re feeling or what they might need in a situation, too.

i-just-have-a-lot-of-feelings

I’m an INTP female and I like to be physically affectionate with people I love, but that’s not my relationship with everyone I’m close to.  What is pretty consistent -however- is me making sure people are healthy.  Being a person they can vent to, trying to help them find solutions to problems, and generally making sure they are on the right track w/whatever they’re doing.  I also like getting gifts and doing things like taking someone out for lunch.  I feel like I’m a very gift-giving kind of person.  I remind people to take their medication, and buy them coffee, more often than I say “I love you”

vv31rcl

I actually enjoy talking to them and having a full on two person conversation/discussion as opposed to just listening to someone else drone on. I’ll try to spend as much time with them as possible, and will try to find out what’s going on with them emotionally and in their personal life. Lots of touching and doing/giving them little things as well

loganvok

One person said something about sounding sappy when communicating, and I totally understand that, but I think the best expression of affection is loyalty.

corpusmortum

Physical contact varies with person, generally not touchy. I love getting or making people gifts, and I’ll spend time with them (unless I’m anxious about their disinterest). Make sure they’re healthy and taking care of themselves, making sure they have someone to talk to if they need an ear. Ask them if they want advice or just to vent. I like giving them random bits of information that might be useful. I’ll be silly so they laugh, I’ll say ridiculous things so they focus on me. And laugh.

I really enjoy helping people solve problems. I’ll also troll them with an impish smile, or I’ll deadpan. Trolling intensifies the more I like a person, much to my ISTJ’s dismay. Friendly, non-violent trolling. Like Rick Rolling.

facelessmoon

I’m kind of terrible at expressing how I’m feeling in person, and I struggle to show emotion and emoting in general. I tend to overthink my actions as though I need to convince my partner that I’m feeling what (I genuinely am) feeling but I’m also terrified that it’s coming off as mechanical. I also do a lot of little, cute things like little crafts, little love notes, and thought out gifts to show what I’m feeling. I can be misunderstood easily as well at times, when I put too much focus on showing them I love them when they (unbeknownst to me) already know.

thelightsandstars

Like other people have stated, I’m also really physically affectionate with the people I truly, truly connect with, like my boyfriend and my little sister. It’s super hard for me to be physically affectionate with anyone unless I REALLY REALLY like them. Otherwise it just feels fake and awkward. Like… what am I even expressing if I hug someone I don’t care about? Nothing! (Unless it’s an act of courtesy for a particular situation.)

Additionally, I’ll spontaneously think of cute/funny things to do for them, and because I’m often reminded of them by the things I encounter (like interesting facebook posts) I tend to send them waaaay more messages than I send to other people. And like a couple of people have said, I’ll actually start conversations with them instead of waiting for them to talk to me first. I’ve also written really sappy letters to my boyfriend before.

And I tend to be at my silliest around the people I love and connect with. They’re the only ones with whom I feel enough at ease that I can really be my silly stupid self.

Spencer Reid Imagine

A/N: I know this is short and not very good, but I am just getting back into writing! I know I took a little break (ok a long break) but I am going to try to start writing a lot more again. (Thanks to my new friend @speedreiding)

Request: Could you do an imagine with Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds and the reader is new to the BAU and connects with Spencer because the reader too was bullied in school/didn’t fit in and the reader still doesn’t fit in and is very socially awkward. Basically the reader is a female version of Spencer.


First days always suck, and you would know. You switched schools three times in your childhood and you did not fit in to any of them. Today was your first day at a new job. You are so nervous because meeting new people is never good for you. You very socially awkward and it’s hard for you to start up a conversation with someone you just met.

You were just stepping into the elevator to go up to the floor that you were going to be working on. Luckily you were the only one in the elevator, so you gave yourself a little pep talk.

“Okay, (Y/n) you can do this. Just breathe. How bad can it be? I’m sure all of these people are going to be nice. But also the FBI seems like it’s full of mean grumpy men.” you took a big breath in as the elevator doors opened.

You were greeted by a tall man dressed in a suit who just happened to be walking passed the elevator when the doors opened, the man looked up from a bundle of papers he was looking at and he brought the cup of coffee down from his lips. “You must be the new profiler. I’m Aaron Hotchner, you can call me Hotch.”

“Hi, I’m (Y/n). I am supposed to be meeting with uhm…” You looked down at your paperwork for the name of the person who was going to be training you and showing you around. “Spencer Reid? Could you point me in his direction?” you asked Hotch while looking around the room at all the people that could be Spencer. You didn’t even know if Spencer was a boy or a girl.

“Spencer is right over there.” Hotch pointed towards a desk with a man sitting at it.

You nodded to Hotch as a thank you and walked over to Spencer’s desk. He was sitting down, invested in the computer in front of him. He was reading something and you didn’t want to interrupt.

“Uhm, hello. Are you Spencer?” you asked, your voice shaking a little.

Spencer abruptly stood up from his desk and shook your hand. “Yes, I am Dr. Spencer Reid. You must be (Y/n). Nice to meet you! Your desk is going to be right here next to mine, at least for the next couple weeks while I help you get the hang of things.”

You set your things down at your new desk.

“Want to tell me a little about yourself before I show you around?” Spencer asked.

You nodded, “Sure.” You and Spencer both sat down across from each other while you tried to figure out what to say. “Well, as a kid and teenager I moved schools a lot and I never really fit in so because of that I didn’t make many friends so I am kind of awkward. When I graduated high school my dad died, he was murdered and they never really figured out what happened so I became interested in the FBI and helping people by giving them closure with their cases. Then I went to college and did some interning, now I am here.”

“When I was in school I didn’t fit in either. I know, hard to believe that me, a tall, skinny, nerdy boy was picked on.”

You giggled nervously at Spencer’s sarcasm. “You have a cute laugh.” Spencer said, and you could tell he instantly regretted it because his face turned beet red from embarrassment.

“In the movies when people get picked on in school the bullies will put the small nerdy kids in lockers, and you may think it only happens in movies but I am living proof that it doesn’t just happen in movies. When I was in high school I was put in so many lockers.” you said to help cure Spencer’s embarrassment. You don’t know why you told Spencer that. Usually you never want to relive your high school moments but for some reason you felt comfortable talking to Spencer, a guy you just met four minutes ago.

Spencer laughed and you smiled. “You have a cute laugh.” you said.

Just by knowing this guy for such little time you already liked him. You could tell he was sweet, funny and caring.

“I usually am really awkward and I never do this sort of thing, especially after just meeting someone, but do you want to go out sometime?” Spencer asked.

You could feel blood rush to your face and you knew Spencer could tell you were blushing. “Yeah, I would love that.” you smiled.

“Good.” Spencer was also smiling, from ear to ear. “So, how about I show you around?”

OUAT CON TORONTO 2017 - FRIDAY PART 2

- Gil’s Panel:

  • He opened signing a prince eric song that he sang at vancon from the little mermaid broadway show & i was so impressed with his voice (x)
  • Then he started walking around to say hi to everyone & i almost died because he stopped to say hi to me & my sister (x)
  • He asked who i was looking forward to seeing the most and when i told him sean i felt bad even though he was just teasing me (x)
  • But honestly he was so nice and funny (x)
  • Also he kept joking that “none of this stuff gets online” (sarcastically) meaning he had to watch what he said (x)

- Adam’s Panel:

  • Adam thought he was going to be a generic dad on the show and was very confused when oncers spammed him about being Hook’s dad (x)
  • Someone asked if he was worried to have an outfit like colin’s & he said he was actually excited to find out he would have leather pants (x)
  • I asked what he would say to Emma if he ever met her and he said to take care of his boy since he didn’t do a very good job (x)
    • He would want Emma to come to him for anything that Killian needed so he could try to help him, even if Killian never forgave him (x)
  • He also said that tonight at the karaoke party he would try to do the dirty dancing lift again that he attempted with Karen at vancon (x)

- Raphael’s Panel:

  • It was also kind of funny but awkward when he didn’t realize that Jen & colin weren’t coming… (x)
  • He said to ask Jen something when she comes & mentioned her broadway show, said we’ll eventually meet her, & that she’ll be on tv Sunday… (x)
  • He was saying how sweet it was w/ ginny + josh walking her down the aisle and said that Jen looked “traffic-stopping” beautiful (x)

- Once Upon a Karaoke Party

@KarenDavid @ACroasdell succeeded at doing the dirty dancing lift! (and don’t worry karen no underwear were shown (x)

Karen looked so cute last night and honestly was smiling the WHOLE time (x)

@GilMcKinney had such a beautiful voice (x)

Ouat Con Toronto 2017

Ouat Toronto Friday

Monsta X reaction to you being cute.

Shownu: he’s such a cute bean he’d be all blushy and quiet around you not knowing what to say. He’d want to talk to you but would decide it would be better to just not say anything around you rather than risk saying something he’d regret. Also being the oldest I feel like he wouldn’t know who to go to for advice so you’d probably have to make the first move here. 

Wonho: he’s definitely a flirt so he’d go up to you and talk to you for sure. He’d try to act all smooth and cool at first not realising the effect you had on him. Almost as soon as he started talking, he began to stumble over his words not entirely sure why you were making him this nervous but you can guarantee this boy wouldn’t give up until he had your number.

Minhyuk: he’d try to talk to you but I feel like every time he did, he’d begin to giggle with nerves. Apart from this he wouldn’t come across as too nervous so would try to calm himself down so he could start a conversation. But every time you did something remotely cute like scrunch your nose or smile at him he’d collapse into a pile of giggles and blushes leaving the other members to try and explain to you and save him from the situation he’d created. 

Kihyun: he’d put on his “Mr cool guy” act and try to approach you and start talking to you. He’d probably try to come across as cheeky and funny but might accidentally come off as a fuck boy. Once he began to see you losing interest he’d change immediately to try and show you that he was a genuinely nice guy and would probably do something cute like offer to buy you ice cream and take you on a walk. 

Hyungwon: let’s be honest he is also a shy awkward little thing bless him. Honestly I can’t imagine him approaching you at all if he was alone but once his hyungs noticed him staring at you they’d push him to go talk to you. He’d be so nervous that the first thing he said to you wouldn’t even make sense. It’d be some completely incoherent sentence that would make you giggle cutely making him blush even more than before. 

Jooheon: he’d approach you and try to do something cute or show off his aegyo to make you laugh. Once he’d broken the ice, you’d find he was super nice and easy to talk to telling you all about his career and how he loves music. He’d be so talkative you’d probably realise you actually had stuff to do and he’d ask if you could continue the conversation over coffee sometime leaving you with his number and a copy of his mixtape. 

IM: despite being the youngest, he’d be the most calm out of all the boys and would approach you the most naturally. As he said he finds personality to be more important than looks, he’d probably just do his best to get to know you and the kind of things you like. He’d be nervous at first but the conversation would be so natural and flowing and he’d feel his nerves disappear completely after a couple of minutes and would ask you to meet him again sometime before you left.

hurlumerlu  asked:

top five animes to watch as a teenager

It’s been a while since I was a teenager (well, a while relative to most people on this site), but I sometimes teach teenagers so I like to think I still have some insight into this:

1. Revolutionary Girl Utena – it’s all about adolescence and the struggle of figuring out your sexuality and gender stuff under the patriarchy, plus it’s full of the kind of symbolism that teens are used to having to take apart in high school lit classes but in a TV show (which I think is an important difference and its own skill set that not enough people learn). I feel like I’d be better off if I’d watched this show a little earlier in life, and think that’s true of a lot of people I know, especially women and LGBTQ people. If I ever get my dream of being able to teach a course to high schoolers/college undergrads all about analyzing anime, this show would be the main text of that course.

2. Neon Genesis Evangelion – for similar reasons of “being all about adolescence,” more about its dealings with psychology and especially mental health w/r/t adolescence. Not so much for its portrayal of sexuality, eek. Also, there’s a lot of Baby’s First Philosophy/Symbolism in it.

3. Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 – this may be specific to being an angry political teen growing up during the Bush years, but this anime both validated a lot of my political teen angst and also expanded my worldview on it. 

4. My Love Story!! – a sweet, awkward, funny teen romance that’s basically a how-to guide for teenagers’ first romances. Another show I wish I’d seen earlier, but it didn’t exist when I was a teen, just my luck!

5. Ouran High School Host Club – just because it’s funny and cute and good and IMO a good antidote to a lot of the trashy shoujo a lot of teenage girls read. (So is Utena, but Ouran in a more lighthearted way.)  It has a somewhat edgelord sense of humor, but with a much more affectionate tone than most other stuff like that. That’s why even though I kinda gush about this show to everyone, I would particularly recommend it to teenagers.

Have a whole bunch of honorable mentions: Wolf’s Rain, Paradise Kiss, Fruits Basket, Princess Tutu (this is mostly a personal one because its soundtrack is full of the specific classical composers I was obsessed with when I was 16, it’s like it was Made For Me), Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad, Kino’s Journey, FLCL, Trigun, Mob Psycho 100, Digimon Tamers for younger teens

huck finns, rated

E.W. Kemble illustration: the original huck. detailed artwork and really the classic image of huck finn. however if you look too closely at his face he sort of looks like he came straight from the mouth of hell… literally even mark twain complained to his publisher that it was “an ugly, ill-drawn face” and said that “Huck Finn is an exceedingly good-hearted boy [who] should carry a good and good-looking face.” yeah. he said that. 6/10

Elijah Wood: mmmMHHMMMM DID SOMEONE SAY GOOD AND GOOD-LOOKING FACE???? oh my GOSH what a PRECIOUS ANGEL, my heart is melting, look at the way his perfect baby skin glows in the light, his big blue eyes, his soft feathery chestnut hair, I LOVE?? HIM??? i’m so down for tiny frodo huck finn; he is vaguely reminiscent of a baby deer and so so pure and blessed (but maybe a little too pure and blessed, he looks…rly clean for a homeless kid) 8/10

Brad Renfro: 90′s huck. so unforgiveably 90′s. look at his face. you can almost hear him saying “chaa dude.” he looks like he belongs in bill and ted’s excellent adventure, not in nineteenth-century missouri… but one time someone called him “blueberry” by accident and i guess that was funny. he is one of the dreaded “hot, rebellious, brooding teenage hucks.” however, he is not the worst. that is still yet to come. 4/10

Tom Sawyer no Bouken Huck: awww! what a cute!!! he’s kinda slow and awkward but in a good way and it’s real precious. because he’s an anime he does weird stuff when he’s excited. like. bite things that aren’t food. i won’t try to explain just watch the show sometime. ALSO, one time he almost took a pee in front of the girl he liked, but depending on which dub you watch you might be saved the embarrassment 7/10

Huckleberry no Bouken Huck: the distant cousin of tsnb huck. and leT ME TELL YOU, he is GOOD, he is SWEET, he is PURE, nggggggnhhh and i think i know why. tom sawyer literally does not exist in this specific adaptation and therefore has not been able to wield his corrupting influence. just kidding. no. but. this huck has an animal sidekick so he’s basically a disney princess. his character is fleshed out SO WELL, his relationship with jim, and also his backstory with his father?? only problem is a low animation budget, so sometimes he looks derpy, but overall he is a Good Huck™ 9/10

Jake T. Austin (in case you couldn’t read the giant frickin credit oh my gosh tone down the ego): yeah remember when i said the worst was to come?? this. is it. hOOOOOO BOY when you look at this angsty teen the emo levels are OFF THE CHARTS. look at his bad boy rebel pose. look at his busted up hat that vaguely makes him look like a pirate. for heaven’s sakes even his pipe is extremely frickin extra, what even is that thing? says poetic crap like “the river is my mother” and is probably perpetually stoned. is this the kid who traded an insect for tom sawyer’s baby tooth?? that’s not huck, that’s just the overdramatic moody loner kid at your high school 2/10

Jeff East: look how cute and precious this boy is!! unlike several of the other hucks, he looks adequately dirty. he also has this really awesome cabin all to himself by the side of the river where he lets muff potter and tom sawyer come over to sing songs. he looks the right age, unlike the teenage emo hucks. yet, he isn’t TOO pure like elijah wood is, and he strikes a good balance between being too much of a good boy or too much of a bad boy. however, he crosses the line of puberty in the sequel and becomes a little awkward and can’t sing very well…but…never mind that, he is a very good huck 8.5/10

Leon Seidel: cute!! precious!! a little ball of sunshine!! he’s just…aaaaa i wanna hug him!! he looks the right age and is also dirty-looking enough to be believable. watches cows roam over the fields and just wants to live a simple life. he will make you sad sometimes, but not in an emo way, so it’s okay. i’m loving the blue color scheme, it really ties him in to his connections with the river also 8.5/10

furry huck: BLOCKED, DELETED, AND REPORTED. holy CRAP what a cursed sight to my poor virgin eyes. NOT?? HUCK??? AT ALL???? this is a TALKING FOX, a talking FOX, voiced by a 30-year-old country singer. it’s just…all so wrong. he ends up with amy lawrence at the end of the movie what the frick??? worst thing i’ve ever seen. let’s just forget all about this monstrosity and pretend it never existed. -99999999/10