my favourite lines from star trek tos
  • “What are you? What are those?” “I call them ears.” “Are you trying to be funny?” “NEVER”
  • “We’re going nowhere mighty fast”
  • “The Garden of Eden was..just outside Moscow”
  • “Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder” *pinches the guy’s neck*
  • “I’m a doctor, not an escalator!”
  • “Sometimes I think if I hear that word ‘frequency’ once more, I’ll cry.”
  • “Logic, logic, I’m sick to death of logic!”
  • “That was in the late 1960s” “Apparently captain, so are we” *zoom in on Kirk’s face* “WHAT?!”
  • “He had too much happiness”
  • that scene in The Trouble with Tribbles when Scotty told Chekov that vodka is for babies and real men drink only scotch
  • “How do Vulcans choose their mates? Haven’t you wondered?” *awkward silence* “I guess the rest of us assume that it’s done quite..logically
  • “Captain, you make a very convincing Nazi” *theatrically offended face*
  • “Please, Spock, do me a favor and don’t say it’s fascinating…” “No. But it is…interesting
  • “Lieutenant Sulu..is chasing a crewman..with a sword??”
  • *three witches appear and curse them* “Spock, comment.” “Very bad poetry, captain.” “…” “A more..useful comment, Mr. Spock.”
  • “What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?” “This little thing? Just something I slipped on” *flutters eyelashes*
  • “Captain’s log, stardate… Armageddon” *cue dramatic music*
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Before they knew it, they were i n s e p a r a b l e ;
                                                 For @ootsukis

honestly the funniest scene in the good place is after chidi murdered janet so she’s still in the midst of her reboot and keeps getting a cactus when michael asks for eleanor’s file and then janet pops up again saying she has the file and michael is like “is it really her file or is it just another cactus?” and janet’s like “yes” and michael keeps going on about how they’ve been over this, keeps asking if it’s a cactus just to really make sure it’s not a cactus that she’s holding behind her back and it’s actually what he needs and janet is like “yes i have eleanor’s file” and he’s like “that’s great! let’s see it” so she hands it over and it’s just another foRKING CACTUS

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My first Yu-gi-oh fanart and its this…I expected nothing less of myself

based on this!

also dedicated to @sergle @yaboybokuto and @officialgrandpa for dragging my little sister and me back into Yu-gi-oh hell after 10 years