this should by in my q but i wanted to share it

Naruto {Sentence Starters} 

  • “Lets see, how should I kill you?”
  • “I’m no one. I don’t want to be anyone.”
  • “I could say I’m not sad, but I’d be lying.”
  • “No one cared who I was until I put on a mask.”
  • “Sorry I’m late. You wouldn’t believe the traffic.”
  • “Don’t underestimate me! I don’t quit and I don’t run!”
  • “It’s not because I’m lazy, it’s just because I don’t care.”
  • “You make me so mad! Why do you have to act so cool?!”
  • “Even the strongest of opponents always has a weakness.”
  • “You can act tough all you want! You’re not gonna scare me off!”
  • “They were the first to accept me for who I am. They’re my friends.”
  • “You’re not the only one who knows what it’s like to lose somebody.”
  • “If you don’t share someone’s pain, you can never understand them.”
  • “Forget about revenge. The fate of those who seek revenge is grim.”
  • “It is only through the eyes of others that our lives have any meaning.”
  • “This world is completely worthless. There is nothing left in it but misery.”
  • “I’ve been around longer than you have. And I’ve seen my share of troubles.”
  • “The difference between stupidity and genius… is that genius has its limits.”
  • “If we’re going to die anyway, then it’s better to die fighting than to do nothing!”
  • “Stop it! How dare you disrespect an opponent that fought you with all he had!?”
  • “Even if you do succeed in getting revenge, the only thing that remains is emptiness.”
  • “Fear. That is what we live with. And we live it everyday. Only in death are we free of it. “
  • “Even the most ignorant, innocent child will eventually grow up as they learn what true pain is.”
  • “When captured birds grow wiser, they try to open the cage with their beaks. They don’t give up, because they want to fly again.”
Evil Warlock Software Development Methodology Q&A

Q: If you want a complete requirements document before you start coding, how do you let your customers adjust their requirements to a changing business environment?
A: Once a mortal has formed a Code Pact with me, they may summon me to ask a boon by whispering three precious secrets into the mouth of an asp.

Q: If you do all of your coding alone, how do you share knowledge to prepare other team members for taking over your responsibilities some day?
A: This is unnecessary, because I have mastered the unclean energies in the Orb of Bel-Cammon, and as long as it is intact, I will live on beyond the end of time itself.

Q: What metrics do you produce that allow project management to accurately measure progress?
A: The portents of my dark work are foretold in the stars, to be known by any who are clever and fearless enough to seek them.

Q: What sort of testing do you perform?
A: All code should be written in Sin'kthel, the unknowable tongue in which the words that formed the cosmos were spoken. It is perfect and unending, and will permit no flaws to enter into written language. Limited unit testing may be needed for SQL transactions with Oracle databases, because Sin'kthel does not yet support 12c.

anonymous asked:

urgent-- I've been made a QSA leader at my school, and i'm super excited. but, this means they'll introduce me in front of the whole school and i'll be expected to share my preferred name and pronouns. I don't want to lie... but everyone at my school thinks i'm a cis girl whose just bisexual when i'm actually a transgender dude. i'm really scared to come out...

Charlie says:

You are/should be under no obligation to come out at any time under any circumstances.  I think it would be very practical to talk to your teachers, or whoever is in charge of this event where you’ll need to introduce yourself, and tell them that coming out is not in the books for you and ask the event to change.  

This might be a good time to introduce yourself by your name and maybe mention that sharing pronouns is never a must? or that you should ask people their preferred pronouns at a time when you’re alone with them to avoid putting them on the spot?  Just some thoughts.  Good luck <3

big/little problems: building family bonds naturally...

Q: I am a new member and I just got a big and a twin 2 weeks ago! My twin and I are in the same class, so by big got us at the same time. Last week was spring break, so I did not talk to either of them much. But even on campus, we don’t talk very often. I want to have that typical big/twins relationship where we tell each other everything first and we’re together most of the time. I think I want that more than they do. Do you have any advice?

A: Since it’s only been two weeks, and spring break was an interruption, there really hasn’t been much time to develop close relationships with your big and twin. Even fast friendships need time to grow. You can’t snap your fingers and have instant bonds, shared jokes and tons of chemistry. It should happen naturally through shared experiences.

I don’t want to dampen on your enthusiasm, but to save yourself some heartache, you may want to temper your expectations as well. You can certainly build a wonderful relationship with your big and twin, but you may never be “besties” who do everything together as you imagined. Not all families are super close. But that doesn’t mean you can’t get a tremendous amount of joy from your sorority family. Just adjust your expectations to what your big and twin are willing to give. 

Reach out, be friendly and see how they respond. You can’t make them talk all the time, but you can be a loving friend who’s always there for them. If you’re sweet, funny, and terrific to be around, they should want to talk frequently and do lots of things together. Invite them to hang out, attend chapter events, share on social media, etc… Just be careful you don’t come on too strong. No one likes to be pressured into false closeness. Play it a little cool, be your best self and see what happens.

Try these 4 simple tips to increase your chances of getting closer:

  • Attend all your sorority functions. Connect with your big and twin at these events. If you’re serving mac & cheese together side by side at the chapter fundraiser, you’re going to bond. 
  • Socialize together. Make sure you attend the same parties that your big and twin go to. If you have the same circle of friends, and you like to hang out at the same fraternity houses, you increase your odds of getting closer. 
  • Study together. Make a point to study in the same section of the library. Plan your sorority house study room session at the same time your big or twin studies there. Invite your family members for some coffee after studying. Offer to help your sister with a difficult subject. There are lots of opportunities for bonding that revolve around academics. 
  • Be selective in your invitations. Invite your big and/or twin to do things they like to do. If your sisters love to jog, go on a run with them. If they enjoy shopping, invite them for an afternoon of browsing the shops. Then get a manicure together. You will have more success in building your relationships if you purposefully interest your sisters in activities they love.  

And while you’re being an awesome family member, don’f forget to make other friends in your chapter too! Often, the girls in your new member class end up being your future bridesmaids. Formalized big/little relationships are pleasant, but they’re not always organically super close. Think of your big as a mentor or older sister. That’s a solid bond, but your best friend may be another girl in your pledge class. Who knows, your own future little may end up being your favorite sister. 

Follow your heart and explore all the possibilities your sorority has to offer. You can’t have too many fantastic relationships! And the more friends you have, the less pressure you will put on your family members. Spread your love around and everyone will be happier for it. xoxo ;)

paynegerouslyinlove-deactivated  asked:

I agree Zayn is likely returning in June. My question is how credible do you think the solo career rumors are? (I do think 1D will branch out eventually but will stay together. Especially if the Azoff rumors are true, as many bands under them stay together forever but also do solo work, which could be the boys' long-term goal.) The 5th album, new management, the boys seeming to genuinely love being together, Zayn saying he doesn't want to leave 1D—all tell me it's more spin than nearby reality.

I think they all should do projects outside of 1D. So maybe Zayn will drop a solo album, but I seriously doubt it’ll happen early 2016. Solo Zayn and 1D are both Syco artists. Early 2016 would probably put Zayn in direct competition with 1D’s second single from the 5th album. Simon Cowell would never let that happen because of the shared fanbase. Look at what he did with 5th Harmony and Little Mix. Little Mix has been on the bench for months while 5th Harmony does their thing. So those articles, like this entire stunt, are unbelievable.

Hey guys!

So to start off I just wanted to apologize for the lack of personal updates the past few weeks! But that should all change now!

I got my t:slim pump about two weeks ago and I wanted to share with you guys a diaselfie (is that a thing?) I’m thinking about doing a more in depth post about my t:slim everything from site changes to actually wearing it, and about tandem as a company how they are (spoiler they are great). What do you guys think? Anything you would want to be included in a post about becoming a pumper?