this should be the top post on tumblr

hey, it’s me, jack savage’s… well, not number one fan, i can’t pretend i hold that position given the enthusiasm i’ve seen from certain other folks here on tumblr. but i can definitely claim, like, somewhere in the top twenty.

so. most of the “arguments” about why jack is bad™ stem from how he’s sometimes portrayed in fanon, and i am firmly of the opinion that that’s stupid and mean and y’all should try harder. that said, there is one very cromulent point to be made, and one i definitely concede:

wouldn’t a bunny spy completely invalidate our bunny cop?

jack savage, as befitting his superspy origins, is usually portrayed as having a high-ranking job with the zbi or mi6 or whoever. and in a world where furry new york has never had a rabbit police officer - like, at all - this seems odd, and runs counter to judy’s entire arc. 

but worry not. because i like to think about things, here are a couple potential methods of including jack savage that preserve the delicate paradigm of furry racism that gives zootopia its, uh… heart.

-that’s classified
jack’s a spy. use that. in this approach, jack is the ludicrously competent superspy of the original draft - but, being a spy, he’s not public knowledge. officially, he’s only an executive assistant (which is a fun pun from his superiors, because he executes people). 
judy’s victory over the obstacles in her way is still valid, because neither she nor anyone involved was aware of the trail previously blazed by jack. however, this still has jack find even greater success than judy in the same biased system, so, y’know. be aware of that.

-international mammal of mystery
i wrote a crossover fanfic once called “of heists and hustles” that i’m super proud of. still my favourite thing i’ve ever written. in it, i wanted nick to meet fellow fox cop, carmelita fox. one hiccup, though - carmelita’s an inspector at interpol, and has been for years. again, this world’s equivalent of new york has never had a fox as a street-level police officer. seems like a problem.
the solution i came to is that carmelita works for interpol, and is based out of (whatever’s the equivalent of) europe. and there, attitudes can be different. it wasn’t rosy - carmelita mentions in passing that her species was still an obstacle - but she had less of an overall disadvantage to overcome than nick.
you can take the same approach with jack, having him be an agent from overseas. indeed, this fits common fanon that leans into his bond-eque roots and portrays him as british. as i’ve said already, i always hear his voice as jason statham. even in shitposts. especially in shitposts.

-but i play one on tv
do tgweaver’s thing where he’s just an actor who plays a spy. good content. good idea. endorsed.
(coming back to how racist this world is - is the film about a rabbit who’s a spy, like, a dumb comedy?)

-tactical espionage inaction
ninja, contrary to what pop culture may tell you, were not one-person armies flipping around in black pajamas. by and large, their legendary stealth came from the ability to hide in plain sight, to assume the appearance and demeanour of a humble peasant.
jack is a spy.
if rabbits are overlooked in this universe, then it makes perfect sense for an intelligence agency to employ them. cops need to be strong and intimidating, so of course judy had an uphill battle. but for a spy, being small and unimportant are useful qualities his employers would actively look for.
however, this strips away all the guns and martini razzle-dazzle for actual boring spy work, so, eugh.

-in your pawprints
flip the script. rather than jack outranking judy, as is often the case, she outranks him. and more than that, she’s his role-model.
while i love the idea of jack doing spy stuff in the (equivalent of the) 1960s, his status as a mere character concept leaves him completely untethered to the timeline. jack can start his journey after judy becomes a cop, neatly solving the problem by inverting the players.
jack can introduce himself to judy as a young recruit, hoping to become a cop or soldier and, from there, eventually pursue a career in intelligence. or flash forward several years to the height of his career, long after the night howler incident. move him from 1963 to 2063. either way, judy’s victory is preserved, even valorised - and better yet, jack can be portrayed as a total dork fanboy of hers. that’s the good stuff.

-clothes make the mammal
jack isn’t a spy, he just owns a nice suit and several firearms
he has zero jurisdiction from anywhere
he just shoots people. with guns.
…this maybe works best for a villainous portrayal.

Important information for Content Creators on Tumblr (Last Updated June 23, 2017)

okay i know ive posted alot about this just now, but now that ive got it more or less figured out I’m gonna make a better post here and include the tags relevent to my interactions in it to ensure no one else in my fandoms/communities are blindsided like i was. 

I encourage you to make your own, or to just recopy this, tagging the fandoms and communities important to you!

CONTENT CREATORS: TUMBLR IS HIDING YOUR POSTS!

If you make a post with external links, your post will be hidden from searches. If you make a post and link to your redbubble, no one can search for your post. If you make art and link it to your deviantart or artstation, no one can search for you post. If you make any post and just throw on a “hey here is where you find me!” no one can search that post. If you want to recommend a fic or a youtube video, no one can search your post, if you… hell you get the idea. Tumblr has completely shut down content creators on this hellsite and its fucking infuriating.

I have just confirmed that the post type “Link” also does not show up in the tags. Thats right, there is an ENTIRE TYPE OF TUMBLR POST that cannot be searched. G-FUCKING-G TUMBLR.

EDIT: Okay! I have done more testing (and a video to go along with it) and at this point i can say that this is still very real, but that it only affects links to specific websites, presumably ones that tumblr doesn’t have added to some sort of “internal whitelist” of safe sites. 
I would suggest if you intend to continue tagging, to maintain a very very unique tag and use it to keep tabs on your work to ensure they are continuing to show up.
In the meantime, I will do my best to keep a list here of links verified to work, and ones verified to not work. Please feel free to comment on the post or reblog if you have your own experiences!

Also there has been confirmation that this change affects posts regardless of posting date. So it’ll hide posts made before the update went into affect; expected but good to confirm!

Edit (6/1/2017): working with someone to try to determine why an image is being hidden from the tag regardless of if it has text or a link or anything. The image in question should have worked, we tried reposting, we tried changing the file name, it still didn’t show up. Finally we changed it from a .png to a .jpg and it worked! So we thought we stumbled on something but, i posted one of my images in a test tag, as a jpg, as a png and as a transparent png and all showed up. So sometimes posts arent showing up for other reasons that have yet to be discovered (just because tumblr is shit it would seem)

Edit (6/23/2017):  So it looks like certain links might only show up in certain searches.

in this case the etsy link only showed up in recent, not in popular and not in text posts. 

Also if you wanted to try to include a non linked post in the description such as a url with the dots obfuscated by parenthesis then you have to do both the www(.) and the (.)com, one or the other will still find your post blocked.

in short using any links whatsoever COULD be problematic, using no links at all could be, but will probably increase the chances of your post being seen.

In general Tumblr’s search is absolutely degenerating, seemingly with each passing day.

WHAT TO DO?

It shuts down posts with external links, so at first i assumed internal links would be fine. and they are. if you make a page on your tumblr blog called like /links or something you can certainly link to that. But in that way you run into an issue, tumblr mobile is a piece of shit and cant load tumblr pages, and itll just take you back to the mainblog any time you try.

The best solution ive found so far is put all your relevent links in your blog description like so:

and then in every content post, call tumblr out for being a piece of shit and direct them to the links in your blog description.

Edit: In the top right hand side of photo posts you can click on it and include a single link as “source” that should work if you have one link neccessary. though if you need more you are still SOL. Find it like so:

It will appear in dash format at the bottom left of the post:

in desktop them view where it can be found, or if it can be found, varies by theme.

CONTENT CREATOR SUPPORTERS

It is important now more than ever on this hellsite that you try to support your artist and content creators, reblog as much as possible, look to find them on websites off this piece of shit, and generally do your best to spread the word and support them, since tumblr itself is trying to silence them! 

I HAVE AN ACCOMPANYING POST HERE WITH A VIDEO UPDATE AND INFORMATION PLEASE CHECK IT OUT.

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Choi Seunghyun
requested by @usaco55

Heavily inspired by his 2016 photoshoot for ARENA Homme

list of links and how tumblr reacts to them in searches

Posts that are “not linkable” will not show up in tag searches as described here. Ones that are “linkable” should still come up in searches. I always suggest you use a unique tag to track your posts and ensure they are showing up in searches. If you would like to link to a non linkable site, use the “content source” link (enter it in the gear in the top right corner of the edit post options) and write in the post “link in source at the bottom left of the post”

Also i will update this post as regularly as i get new information so feel free to check the Original post if this crosses your dash to see if its been updated!

Not Linkable:

  1. Deviantart
  2. DMsGuild
  3. Fanfiction net
  4. Kickstarter
  5. Ko-fi
  6. Lofter
  7. Teepublic
  8. Tinyurl (not a surprise but figured id check!)
  9. Weibo

Linkable

  1. AO3
  2. Etsy
  3. Instagram
  4. Patreon
  5. pixiv
  6. Redbubble
  7. Twitch tv
  8. Youtube
  • 5/31 - Seems the Whitelist NOW includes Patreon :3 (That is such a relief)
  • 6/23 - Added Etsy to Whitelist

Its important to not on this post, that further testing shows that some white listed posts will appear in some searches and not others (such as a text post linked to etsy appearing in “recent” search, but not “text post” search.) in general using any links may prove problematic. but if you must the ones on the whitelist seem to be your best bet.

hey uhhhhhhhh if you don’t want to have a show spoiled for you, but you follow blogs that post about a show regularly then……. maybe don’t come on tumblr until you’re all caught up? or unfollow the people so you don’t have to worry about it? don’t blame us when you know you could’ve prevented being spoiled

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This post from a year ago has been going around about me, so I figured I would re-introduce myself!!

My name is Josh, and I am tumblr user @seem!  I am 19, and I currently live in California!  This is my face after climbing Castle Crags.  I might of had the flu…and had no idea we were going on a hike…and then it was 3 miles straight up that mountain  So this is my face of victory on top! (yall…there are approximately 0 mountains in Ohio)

Some things you should know about me:  I grew up in Ohio with 5 siblings.  I was the 5th of 6.  We were all homeschooled because my family was running an organization in Kenya and we were going back and forth.  My sister started an orphanage there that houses 40 kids and runs a school for the deaf that houses 100!  I lived there with her for 4 months when I was 16 and it was one of the most incredible experiences of my life!  I am also a speed reader.  When I’m motivated I can read 7-8 full length books a week.  I’m obsessed with chipotle.  I don’t own any pants.  One time I got stung by a jellyfish and was rushed to the hospital.  When I was 10 I thought I was pregnant.  I’ve seen 30 lions have sex and almost got killed by elephants.  I have this emotional connection with tassels.  I have a dog named Zeke and he is my entire world.  My goal in life is to spend at least a week in every country on earth.

So this is Josh!  And my blog is mostly about nature/travel!!  I’m looking for a bunch more people to follow because I need more nature/humor on my dashboard!!  I’ll check out every blog that follows me/reblogs this post!!  You’ll probably get a message from me about how much I love you too because y’all are amazing.  And if you want more of my tragic backstory feel free to message me! 💕💕💕

top-summer  asked:

Hello,I am Crystal from new chic.Your blog is so funny and amazing,so we sincerely invite you to promote our store on your tumblr,and we would offer fixed payment for each post or reblog,do you have interest?If yes,pls give me your email to discuss more.

You are right! My blog is so funny and amazing. It’s about time someone recognized how funny and amazing I am. Sincerely.

This is such an exciting offer, and I know my blog can be a fine promotional tool for your store. Promoting things is what I do! I promote everything, and I do it for all the sweet, sweet money I can get.

The rate, per post, is one million dollars. This is not negotiable. Each post I promote must also feature a beard-grooming product that is made only from vegan ingredients. Promoted posts can only be placed between the hours of 11:34am and 4:29pm, per the Glasgow treaty of 2011, to which I am a signatory.

I will require three example posts for my consideration. Each example post should showcase a product that is relevant to the followers of my funny and amazing blog. Choose these posts carefully! If they are not as funny and amazing as my blog is, I will not consider your store for promotion on my tumblr,.

Finally, I will require a photo of your office, featuring your entire team, with a single shoe on each member’s head.

I look forward to your reply, and your money.

Push notifications for your favorite blogs

Okay, there are the blogs you follow, and then there are the blogs you follow. You know, the ones you live and die by. The ones you absolutely cannot miss a post from. The blogs so great that there should be a special push notification that makes your phone explode with this week’s most cacophanous pop song ringtone whenever they post. Well, now those notifications exist. Get ‘em by tapping on a blog’s name from the dashboard, then the human icon in the top right corner, and finally “Get notifications.”

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TEXTS FROM DARK AND ANTI: Part 56

Bonus:

First of all, big thanks to @darkiplier-support-group and @anti-support-group for letting me take screenshots of their blogs and incorporate them into this prompt! They’re super cool blogs, and all Dark and Anti enthusiasts should check them out. :D There’s also some really cool Googleiplier blogs, like I mentioned in the texts, but since I didn’t have anyone’s permission to post screenshots of them I didn’t.

Also, I fucking adore the idea of these fuckos having fake Tumblr accounts and occasionally messaging theories and art and whatever to other blogs anonymously. It also makes it harder to trust you all…which of you is actually Anti, or Dark…? Could be you…could be me…could be anybody! >:)

EDIT: I PUT THE WRONG FUCKING PROMPT ON TOP OF THE POST AND IT’S ALREADY TOO LATE CUZ @darkiplier-support-group ALREADY FUCKING REBLOGGED THE MESSED UP ONE BUT I FIXED IT ANYWAY SO HERE

Full archive here!

honestly, tumblr should have a “pin” option like twitter and facebook so that writers and artists can pin their latest work to the top of their blogs and not have to worry about it getting lost in all the other stuff they post 

So I’ve already made a post on different kinds of RPG characters.  Here’s a reference for different kinds of RPG players!

Actors: Actors get really into the RP part of RPGs.  They tend to have detailed backstories, thoroughly analyzed motivations, and a unique set of mannerisms for each character they portray.  They seek out interactions with NPCs or other party members and tend to stay in character a lot.

Originally posted by thranduile

On the Dark Side, Actors can become Scene Stealers.  Scene Stealers are attention seekers who tend to lack patience when the spotlight isn’t on them.  They tend to talk over players and often instigate problems, often with the excuse of “What?  I’m just staying true to my character!”

Originally posted by maya-pay-attention-to-me

Power Gamers: These players love optimizing their characters, usually for combat.  They tend to be minmaxers and metagamers who play RPGs like something you can win just as much as a story you can experience.  Powergamers do often possess a great zeal for the tactics and mechanics of the game, and live for the moments they can face overwhelming odds and turn challenge into victory. 

Originally posted by doafhat

On the Dark Side, Power Gamers can turn into Munchkins. Munchkins couldn’t care less about the story, the roleplaying or the feelings of their teammates.  They want to win, and win harder then everyone else so they can get as much kills, loot, and XP as possible.  Many munchkins cross the line into cheating, by fudging rolls and trying to use exploits in the mechanics.

Originally posted by disneylandwheredreamscometrue

Lorers and Explorers: These players are in it for the story, world building and environment.  They will challenge DMs to come up with richly detailed worlds with lots of in depth history and atmosphere. They also tend to be note takers and cartographers, keeping close track of every bit of information they believe might be valuable.  Most likely member of the group to be “writing a book”.

Originally posted by br0kenactions

This kind of attention to detail can be great, but is also shared by Rules Lawyers.  The rules lawyer has memorized the game’s handbook and will generally interject whenever they see something that contradicts it.  Rules Lawyers can be useful as references for how to handle less common situations in RPGs.  But they also tend to argue with the DMs when they disagree with their decisions, even when the DM is motivated to “break” the rules in order to make the game a better experience for the players.

Originally posted by ninjadetective

Deliberators are motivated to come up with creative or well thought out solutions to problems.  They are often fun and well intentioned, but they do sometimes drag out decisions for too long, agonizing over the pros and cons of each choice.

Originally posted by dama-do-lago

On the flip side, Firestarters tend to have very little patience for deliberation and are always looking for the action.  Firestarters have a lot of enthusiasm for RPGs, but tend to cause problems or derail stories when they get bored.

Originally posted by irish-faerie

Party Moms: Thus called because they go out of their way to take care of and help their party members, Party Moms are a valuable part of any gaming team.  Whether it’s making sure there’s always snacks for everyone to enjoy, helping others level their characters or smoothing out player conflicts, Party Moms can be relied on to get it done.

Originally posted by kickassandrelax

Party Gamers: Thus called because they’re there to party.  These players may be interested in the game, but they’re just as, if not more interested in hanging out with their friends and/or getting wasted.  Fun to have around, but it may not be a good idea to rely on their character in game too much.

Originally posted by drugsandtvshowsallday

Bored Gamers: For whatever reason, these players just aren’t really into your game.  Maybe they’re just there for a significant other, maybe they don’t like the system.  It’s not always easy to say.  Can often be found using their personal electronic devices and not really paying attention.

Originally posted by winchester-jazz

Newbies: Newbies have little experience with RPGs and sometimes lack confidence.  Their unfamiliarity with the rules is often more than balanced out by their enthusiasm and delight in discovering the joys of the game.

Originally posted by imlookingforaplacetofall

n00bs, on the other hand, talk a lot of trash, but are generally less experienced and skilled then they claim to be.  These players tend to whine a lot when things don’t go their way.  

Originally posted by misterjakes

Finally, a type the tumblr crowd should be familiar with, the Shippers.  A shipper is often in it for the role-playing, but mostly when the roleplaying leads to romance.  Table Top RPGs can be a great outlet for those thus inclined, just make sure the other player is okay with it. :)

Originally posted by carryonhowell

Please note that these are my interpretations on these types, and that it’s possible to be multiple or none of them.  What other player types have you encountered?

Distractions (smut) -/Fionn Whitehead.

Ello, I thought I would treat you guys to some Fionn smut, seeing as there isn’t that much of it on Tumblr. I hope you enjoy it and I should have another Fionn imagine being posted soon!

Masterlist

Ask (Requests are open) 

Enjoy. xx

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Glasses rested on the tip of his nose, where he would instinctively push them up. Wisps of his dark hair fell from its gelled place, which made it sit uncomfortably on the top of his nose, causing him to wrinkle his nose in a failed attempt to get rid of the pesky hair, as he was too engrossed in his book, about who knows what. Occasionally, he would lick the pad of his finger to turn the page. He may be too engrossed with his book, but you were too engrossed in him. With him doing this, the urge to break him out of this sequence of movements was unbearable. You wanted him to turn his attention to you. Maybe even turn you over so you could create a set of movements in a different position: create your own lustful scene, outside of a book.

“Fionn…” you exaggerated his name, with the essence of a moan being involved.  Fionn turned his head to you, with both brows raised in question.

“Yes, love’?” He questioned, placing one hand on your foot, which was placed on his lap, where he then rubbed it fervently.

“Can you just put your book down? You give tha’ thing more attention than you give me,” you pouted, in an attempt of persuasion.

“Oi, I’m nearly done, then all my attention is back on you,” Fionn replied,  before giving your foot a slight squeeze then shifting his eyes back to the book. You huffed in aggravation and sat up. Your eyes widened and a smirk made it’s way across your lips when a thought crossed your mind. With the actions you were about to carry out, there was no way he could ignore it.

With just boxers hanging on his hips, it gave you better access to him. You rested your head on his shoulder and sweetly smiled at him in return when he looked at you and lightly kissed the top of your forehead. All but innocent. However, innocent is not what you wanted.  

You slowly rested your hand on his bare chest, for a mere second, before sliding it further down and reaching to the top of his boxers. Fionn slightly shivered at the new found contact but continued to read the book. With the smirk still resting on your cherry tinted lips, you slid your hands inside of his boxers and grabbed a hold of his limp length.

“Ay’, what are you doing!” Fionn squeaked, shocked with your sudden movements. Instead of answering him, you gently squeezed his shaft to get the blood flowing, so that he would become hard.

“Hm, is your book still more interesting or…” you teased, before using your other hand to pull down his boxers, so that he was fully exposed. A small amount of pre-cum resided on the top of his length.  You slid down from your spot on the sofa, to in between his legs, where you grabbed a hold of his, now-hard-length.

“Fuck this book,” Fionn muttered, before throwing the book across the living room with no care. You licked up his shaft so that there was enough wetness on it before taking him into your mouth. You wrapped your fist at the bottom of his length, with that being the part you couldn’t fit in your mouth. With that hand, you slowly pumped him, in the same rhythm of you sucking his length up and down. Fionn hissed and grabbed a handful of your hair in his fist and in an uncontrollable matter, thrusts his hips upwards, causing you to gag.

You removed your mouth from his length and teasingly licked at the slit on the top of his length all while looking at Fionn, who had his head rolled back, eyes shut tight and his top lip taken in between his teeth. It was truly a sight to see and something to make your knickers even wetter.

“I’m-I’m gonna cum…” Fionn moaned just as you took him whole in your mouth. You hummed in response, which sent a different type of feeling through Fionn, as the vibrations sent him through utter euphoria. Your sucks harden and your movements with your mouth quickened, as you were all too familiar with the signs of Fionn’s orgasms. Fionn’s moans became louder as you continued to suck him off all while moving your free hand to his balls and slowly squeezing them, which caused Fionn to shoot his load into your mouth. You continued your movements in a more sloppy manner as Fionn came in your mouth. After one slick swallow, you licked the top of his length to collect any residue and sat on top of Fionn’s lap.

Puffs of air escaped Fionn’s lips as he tried regaining his breath.

“Fuck…that was, amazing,” Fionn said, lifting his head up to look at you with a toothless smirk. He placed his hands on your bum and gave it a slight squeeze.

“Hmm, I only thin’ it’s gentlemen-like to return the favour,” Fionn smirked, before going in to kiss you.

“Well, I don’t have a dick for you to suck,” you joked, which in response, Fionn rolled his eyes before shutting you up with a kiss. Your lips moulded together as one. Fionn’s tongue swiped your bottom lip, almost asking for entrance before it intertwined with your tongue. Fionn’s hands grabbed at the hem of his t-shirt that you were wearing and lifted it up, to see that you were fully naked underneath. A moan erupted in the back of Fionn’s mouth.

“Hmm, you were planning for this t’ happen, wasn’ you,” Fionn said, with a smirk plastered on his pink tinted lips.

You felt Fionn’s semi-hard length press against your thigh, in response, you rolled your hips back and forth on his length, creating friction that helped with the aching desire of heat down below. You both moaned in each others mouth with the contact.

“M’ need you inside me,” You moaned and disconnected your lips from his and pressed your face to his neck. You grabbed a hold of his now hard length and lined him up at your entrance.You were on the pill, so you didn’t have to worry about the outcome of him going bare.

Once Fionn was lined up at your entrance, you rolled your hips down until you fully took him and sat on his lap.

“Don’ move jus’ yet, or I’m gonna’ explode,” Fionn said, with his clammy forehead pressed against yours. You both help eye contact, with both irises’ held with lust and passion. Your arms were gripping at Fionn’s shoulders, while he rested on your hips for support of movements. With one nod from him, you continued your movements and bounced up and down on his length.

Your grip on his shoulders, tightened, while you also tightened your walls around him, a clear indication that you were close to orgasming.

“Come on, gorgeous. Cum fo’ me,” Fionn muttered, watching intently at your expressions you held on your face, while your head was slightly rolled back from the lack of support and care you gave it. Fionn’s hand moved from your hip, which was used to help you move up and down on his shaft, to your bundle of nerves on your clit. He rubbed fast circles which caused a loud moan to escape your lips and your movements to slow down as you fell in utter bliss as you came. Just as you were riding out your orgasm, Fionn’s eyes screwed shut at the familiar burning feeling at the pit of his stomach, meaning he was about to cum, again. You continued your movements so that Fionn could reach his second orgasm, which was not long after yours. He released his load all inside of you, which cause some leakage to come out.

You pressed your foreheads together, without moving from the position as you were far too tired to move at this second. Fionn pressed a kiss at the tip of your nose.

“Right, how about you get off me, so I can finish my book,” Fionn said, grinning while patting your bum. You scoffed in response.

“Unbelievable.”

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I’ve been learning how to do CPR for the past few days, and was inspired to do another “draw the squad.”

(You could also add in your OTP with one as the person at the bottom and the other as basically anyone on the left side bahaha)

The top image is a PNG with a transparent background, so you should be able to edit it easily. The bottom one is normal.

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that when you reblog a post, you have full editing power over the original caption. Sometimes thats funny, sometimes it’s not—but in any case it’s something that’s concerned a lot of you for a while now. We’re finally fixing it.

Starting today, people will be able to reblog your posts with all of its captions intact, or with all of them removed, but they won’t be able to edit your words. Phew.

Questions?

How do I reblog now?

Same as you’ve always done: Hit the reblog button, type your comment in the caption box (or not!), and click “Reblog.”

Can I still remove the comments?

Yup! We just said that. Go for it. Hit the reblog button and click on the X that appears when you hover over the comments.

Aren’t the mobile apps already like this?

Exactly. We’re trying to keep the Tumblr experience consistent across platforms. Consistently good, we hope.

Okay, how do I reblog starting with a caption that’s in the middle of a reblog chain?

If you want to reblog from a certain point in the thread, you can do that the same way you always have. Just click on the username of the last comment you want to appear in your post, and reblog directly from their post (there’s a reblog button in the top right-hand corner of the page).

This all brings added integrity to the reblog process and ensures that your comment remains as-typed in the reblog chain, forever and ever amen. Nobody should be able to put words in your mouth! You can think for yourself. And I mean, you have plenty of words in there already. PLENTY.

Tiny dog goodness via laughterkey, dogjpeg, and meilute02.

Code: Realize: Number 02: Impey Barbicane 

Ahhh…..here comes the Mafia version of the one, the only, the incredible GENIUS ENGINEER Impey Barbicane! To be honest, he looks less steampunk and more gangster than all the others! But that’s just as well. You have to admit. the suit they gave him really shows off his long long legs ready for action…! Ahem, you know, like fighting and kicking baddies. Why would I be talking about anything else? It should be noted that Impey is the ONLY ONE that gets a completely different hat. To be honest, I can’t imagine him using a top hat, so the fedora & goggles combo works perfect for him. The stripes vest makes a nice contrast to the rest of his outfit and fits his frame very well. 


If re-posting please credit to “flowermiko” at Tumblr or Twitter.  DO NOT UPLOAD TO ZEROCHAN. Thank you and enjoy!

Model Predator

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“Good evening Princess!“  Chat Noir’s voice announced his arrival just before he landed on her railing.  Quickly taking note of Marinette’s scowl, he stepped down and looked at the sketch pad.  "Oh dear.  Designing evening not going so well?”

She dragged her pencil tip heavily through all the brainstormed designs in rejection.  "Ugh.  No. These are all awful.“

He caught her hand before she could turn the page.  "What’s wrong with this one?”  He tapped on a doodle in the upper right corner of the page.

She screwed up her face a little and sighed.  "Technically nothing.“  Her fingertip outlined the sketch as she explained it.  "It’s a simple suit, designed to appeal to young men for nice events that aren’t quite formal.”

“Date suit,” he said.  "I like it.  I’d wear it.“

She snorted.  "The biggest problem with that one is that I have no one to model it.  At least not until summer’s over.  And I don’t want to wait that long.  I have so much work to do to get my portfolio diversified.”

“All your friends go backpacking across Spain or something?” he asked, leaning his hip against the table and crossing his arms comfortably.

“Some of them have.”  A number of her classmates, Nino included, were starting their gap year with that very hike.  "And the ones who haven’t wouldn’t really bring it to life in photo format.  They’re too shy, or too obnoxious…"

“I thought you were friends with that Agreste guy,” Chat interrupted.  "Can’t you ask him?“

"Adrien?”  She shook her head quickly.

“Not that good a friend?” he asked, sounding a little sad.

“Oh, no.  I could totally ask him, and I’m sure he’d be super nice about it,” she explained.  "But I couldn’t do that to him.“  She sighed.  "I don’t think he really enjoys modeling that much, for all that he’s incredibly good at it.  He’s so busy this summer, and he’s probably under some sort of exclusive contract that would make it… hard.”  She shook her head again.  "I know he’d want to help me, but I’d hate to make things more difficult for him.“

Chat stared at her for a moment, his expression thoughtful.  "Can I volunteer?”

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anonymous asked:

you know that one gif where zayn is sleeping in just a towel and liam gently tries to wake him up by caressing his cheek.. i always wondered what happened next.. (maybe zayn slowly blinking his open with a soft smile when he sees liam and pulling him on top of him to cuddle or more;)) only if u want to could you please write another canon drabble? yours are soooo good! (for inspiration: zayndrogynous*tumblr*com/post/157117474724)

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Liam’s not sure how long he’d been there. He thinks maybe just a couple of minutes but it was probably longer than that. He must be in creeper territory by now considering this should have only taken a minute at the most but he couldn’t help himself. He was caught completely off guard by the surge of emotions that took over his body and mind the minute he laid eyes on Zayn.

At first he couldn’t understand why. He’d done this a hundred times before. It was deemed his job ever since they all discovered that Liam was the only one able to rouse Zayn from his precious slumber without having their heads bitten off. Secretly, Liam loved it. He loved knowing that this was another thing that made his relationship with Zayn special, that he was the only one able to coax a smile and a laugh from a sleepy Zayn despite his well known love affair with sleep.

Liam approached him slowly and quietly until he stood over his best friend’s sleeping form and just admired him for a moment. It was amazing, really, how beautiful Zayn was. He’s always known this of course, but he looked different when he slept. There was an innocence about him that only manifested itself when he was asleep. He loved watching him like this, looking so vulnerable and peaceful. It dawned on Liam that he was one of the few people that had the privilege of seeing Zayn in this state. Gratitude joined the heady mix of emotions already wreaking havoc inside him.

He leaned over and placed his palm on Zayn’s cheek. His skin was warm to the touch and Liam gently rubbed his thumb across the soft skin. He stroked his cheek and allowed his eyes to roam over Zayn’s face taking in its perfect symmetry, the flawless skin, those insanely long eyelashes, the fullness of his bottom lip.

His mind started conjuring up memories from their time together. His favorites were of the two of them alone, either on the bus or in a hotel room somewhere, talking about anything and everything, snuggling together, watching movies, playing video games and arguing over who was the better player. They’ve cried on each other’s shoulders more times than they care to admit and have found strength in their bond. Liam wondered if Zayn knew what an important part of his life he had become. 

His fingers glided across Zayn’s lips lightly, not wanting to wake him just yet. He fought the overwhelming desire to lean down and kiss him. He wanted to kiss those pink lips until Zayn woke up and kissed him back.

He suddenly realized that this wasn’t the first time he felt that urge.

Liam clenched his eyes shut tight and sighed as it finally sunk in. He knew now. He finally understood why today felt different. He opened his eyes again and allowed his hand to skate down Zayn’s arm studying the numerous tattoos adorning it while he came to terms with the realization.

He couldn’t deny it any longer. Today was the day he admitted to himself what he’d known all along: He was in love with Zayn.

He loved Zayn in a way that was different from the way he loved the other boys or the way he loved his family and friends. Liam had Zayn’s friendship already but he wanted so much more. He wanted his heart, his respect, his admiration, his time and yes, his body. He wanted to hold his hand whenever he wanted, share a home with him and celebrate anniversaries and all that sappy stuff. He wanted to come first for Zayn the way Zayn came first in all things for Liam. 

He wanted everything with Zayn. 

Liam’s eyes traveled back up towards his face and he froze. Zayn was awake and was looking right at him. Liam pulled his hand away instantly, dropping the water bottle he held in his other hand in his haste. He felt his face burn with embarrassment after being caught red-handed. He probably had a dopey smile on his face the entire time he had been daydreaming about happily ever afters with Zayn. He was mortified.

“I uh - sorry, um,” Liam stammered, completely tongue-tied and unable to come up with a good excuse for his behavior. He considered just running out of the room without any explanation and took a step back, about to do just that.

Zayn’s hand reached out and grabbed Liam’s before he could make his escape.

“It’s okay, Li,” Zayn said to him, no anger or judgment visible in his face. Just that same fond smile that Liam had seen time and time again. Zayn tugged his arm down forcing Liam to sink to his knees beside him. Zayn reached his other hand up and cupped the back of Liam’s neck in that all-too familiar way and pulled him closer.

Liam’s breath hitched when Zayn brought their foreheads together. Liam’s heart felt like it was going to burst through his chest it was beating so fast.

“I love you, too” Zayn whispered softly, his eyes shining and full of hope. Liam exhaled and smiled, his body sagging with relief after hearing Zayn’s confession.

“Uh, are you - really?” Liam asked. He needed to make sure he wasn’t still dreaming all of this.

Zayn didn’t answer but his smile grew bigger as he pulled Liam in the rest of the way and proceeded to kiss him. He kissed him long, slow and deep. It was better than anything Liam had imagined.

TOP TEN MARKSON MOMENTS

Long post ahead y’all but this was a lot of fun to go back and reminiscence about markson and their antics together. I hope all of y’all enjoy! 

Also, please remember that these are my own personal opinions and that they shouldn’t be taken literally or seriously. But if you ever wanna come talk markson with me, I’m always ready :) ((Note: All gifs should be linked directly but videos and pictures with have physical links above them because I’m not sure how to link those to their respective tumblrs– if your post is here and you want your content removed bc you don’t like the linking, msg me and I’ll take it down.)) I’m a litlle late but here we go!!


1. This was one of the ones I already had in mind ;) I just love it bc it’s such a weird situation to be in but Mark, ever the gentleman, just takes it in stride and keeps his hands to himself. I love how near Jackson gets to Mark and if that isn’t the simplest testament of how (pun coming) close they are, I don’t know what is. In all honesty, if Mark really wanted out, a simple hand on the back or a squeeze on the shoulder or even just shifting out of the way would have sufficed but he stays and although his face is stoic, his eyes are constantly on Jackson. LOVE IT!

(Make sure to click the gif to see the whole gif post!)


2. SOFT!! My heart always swells a bit when I see this picture!! It’s natural and pure and they’re both enjoying this moment and it’s evident on their faces. I personally think jumping around puts a smile on most peoples faces and if other people, friends, are doing it with you, then there’s no way that isn’t going to make you shine. SO, jumping+BFF+concert adrenaline+love= BIG A__ SMILES !! Oh they’re also cuties so there’s that factor too.

LINK: http://fyeahmarkson.tumblr.com/post/136342100342


3. TBH I GOT DISTRACTED WITH THIS ONE AND REWATCHED THIS SECTION OF THE REAL GOT7– anyways…THIS IS PROBS MY ALL-TIME FAVE, THAT I FORGOT ABOUT. So the whole episode itself was hilarious with got7 and we got some markson moments sprinkled in but THIS, THIS takes the cake. I mean who doesn’t want to see their otp get this close to kissing? I love Mark’s hands cradling the back of Jackson’s head. I’d like to believe that Jackson stretched his neck up a bit more when Mark touched the other side of the paper but I’m not sure in this gif bc its quick (maybe I’ll add another one after I publish this). Like omg still can’t believe this happened though :D


4.  Ok all the Got2Day Vapp stuff was gold and I loved the fact that we got to see everyone but of course my faves Mark and Jackson had the best one ;) It was cute and relaxed and I just love them in light/soft colors. Also #no#personal#space !! The video is just a short moment but it is super cute and I love them smiling at eachother bc heart palpitations~ OH but the second gif is MY FAVORITE bc it’s Mark just watching Jackson talk and he just looks so content and caring and its just one of those moments ok

(Make sure to click the gif to see the whole gif post!)

LINK: http://marksonforlife.tumblr.com/post/152683520387/jackson-lays-on-the-table-and-mark-laughs 


5. I could rant FOR YEARS about this but idk if tumblr has a character limit or no.. BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST ICONIC!! It was actually the 1st to pop into my mind bc it was my icon (no joke for that one sorry) for a month I think? ANYWHO, I just straight up love this. They’re close. Jackson’s shirtless. Said Jackson is pressed along Mark’s backside. Said Mark is very very very smiley. Like Jackson could’ve chosen someone else- JB was kinda close I think- but he chose bae and got all up in bae’s business. And the fact that he’s partially restraining Mark? Keeping him flush with his body and leaning in to talk to him? My heart cannot keep up, this some tachycardia **** right here omg seriously!! Is it hot for anyone else in here or is it just them? *wink* 

PICTURE LINK: http://bangtancity.tumblr.com/post/149470443176/fyeah-markson-please-tell-me-again-that-markson

VIDEO LINK 1: http://marksonforlife.tumblr.com/post/149317913961/shirtless-jackson-hugging-mark-from-behind

VIDEO LINK 2: http://marksonforlife.tumblr.com/post/149277241258/two-angles


6. GO WATCH THE VIDEO PLEASE. Like the caption is spot on in my mind and I couldn’t agree more on the fact that it looked like Jackson was going to do something intimate and then he hesitated and looked at the camera!! UGH. seriously a fave moment bc its like what were you gonna do? huh?! You can’t not agree with the fact that that boy was playing around behind Mark. And then there’s Mark’s small smile and that little thing he does with his mouth, which reminded me of someone keeping a smirk in check. Oooooh there’s def something going on there and I wish I knew what it was!!

LINK: http://marksonforlife.tumblr.com/post/151033384652/i-already-posted-this-but-ill-post-it-again

I couldn’t find a gif of this video D: but I found some others from the same video (they’re faves but this ^^^ moment is the one I really cared for)


7. ANOTHER VIDEO!! 9/10 markson shippers should remember this badboy right here. I don’t even remember what video this moment came from but even if I see a still I freak out bc this is literal gold. One of the best shows of touchy!Mark and cuddly!Jackson ever. Seriously, Mark kept putting his hands on Jackson and moving subtly, and then he even has the nerve to lean into Jackson further to whisper something-BOY!! And then there’s Jackson who decides it’s perfectly ok to rest his head on Mark’s chest all casual like he’s done it a thousand times before. And one moment I really love to see is Jackson noticing Mark playing with J’s bracelet, looking at him, and then Mark moves his hand away so quickly like he’s been caught. its cute. don’t fight me on this. Also I got newly-dating vibes from this: not sure how much actual touching is safe, leaning into one another, glued at the hip, private jokes. Markson or never ;) I’ll add a gif when I find one!

(Make sure to click the gif to see the whole gif post!)

LINK: http://awesomemeowww.tumblr.com/post/128284251380/markson-httpifttt1hebms6


8. This picture satisfies like 3 things from my otp goggles-on checklist: smiling towards the other, touching, and suggestive posturing. Don’t tell me that this doesn’t look like Jackson’s about to pull Mark in and plant one on him! The positioning of Jackson’s hands make me wanna punch something bc who puts their hands there unless its for a headbutt or a kiss?? And lemme tell you that I’m 99% sure that he’s not about to headbutt Mark. (ALSO ARMS 4 DAYS JACKSON OVER HERE #hot hot hot) Back to the smiling and touching and pose- they’re close for one thing, and then Mark’s about to go into hug mode, there’s full eye contact going on, and what a beautiful smile!! It seems so loving and happy that I just can’t deal with them rn. I have a link to a gif, Jackson jumping into Mark’s arms :) , so I’ll add that in later!

PHOTO LINK: https://dani-okem.tumblr.com/post/160701529358


9. Ok but I really think they fit together so well sometimes~ Like their heights aren’t monumentally different but it’s enough that they look good together. SO there’s that sly BUTT tap and then the blessed hand moves up to the lower back (i like ur style boy) and eventually falls off the waist when they stop in front of the fans. Mark is totally guiding Jackson here and it seems like he’s 100% a-ok with it. Oh and there’s definitely some smiles going on here! I wish we had more concerts but the fanmeets are still great but there’s something about concerts that really let otps shine.

(Make sure to click the gif to see the whole gif post!)


10. VIDEO— ITS THE FINAL ONE Y’ALL AND ITS A FAVE BC I’VE BROUGHT IT UP A FEW TIMES. (lol I still get pissed every time I remember that I posted the screenshots on my old baeksoo account instead of this one but oh whale:) ) anyways I just love love love this bc it was so fleeting but so memorable. I know Mark was running around messing with everyone during this time (and that he did something similar to JB) but this was something special for Jackson. There was NO SPACE between them and their heads were so so so close. And then there were lots of giggles and smiling and DID YOU NOTICE THAT JACKSON HITCHED HIS LEG UP WHICH IN TURN BROUGHT MARK’S LEG HIGHER AND BY DEDUCTION, THEIR HIPS CLOSER?? bc I did. bc I know that. and it’s true. AND THEN AS MARK (the little tease) LEFT, JACKSON TRIED TO KEEP HIM THERE!! GRABBED AT HIS WAIST!!  I just want to know what on earth was going through Mark’s head when he decided to go and lay flush against his group member. seriously tho. but 11/10 would recommend them recreating this, in the presence of a solid 1080p filming camera preferably. 

PIC LINK: http://bangtancity.tumblr.com/post/144433607756/ss-baeksoo-you-can-see-that-jackson-brought-up

VIDEO LINK: http://awesomemeowww.tumblr.com/post/127118208761/jackson-doesn-t-want-mark-to-leave-so-he-was-about