this shit was on my birthday

“Good evening, Eren. Thank you for coming to see me so late.” Erwin says. He’s sitting at his desk with Levi standing closely behind him.

Eren salutes, clicking his heels together. “Of course, Commander. What can I do for you?”

“Captain Levi and I have something we would like to ask you.” Erwin says, and Levi sways over, placing a hand on Erwin’s shoulder.

“Yes sir?”

“What does this look like to you, brat?” Levi says, making direct eye contact with the titan boy, his fist jerking against Erwin’s face as Erwin presses his tongue to the inside of his cheek with each thrust.

Eren’s cheeks flush a pink so bright that he looks like he’s made contact with the surface of the sun. “Uh… U-uh, sir…”

“It’s my cock.” Levi says flatly, still jerking. 

“C-can I go, Commander?”

Erwin can’t keep a straight face anymore, starts laughing as he rests his head in his hand. “Yes, Eren. Dismissed.”

Eren practically runs out of the office and slams the door behind him. “Do you think he got it?” Levi says.

Erwin laughs again. “I don’t know.”

“I think I might have gotten confused too. You’ll need to show me again.” Levi says, running his nose along Erwin’s neck.

Erwin smiles into dark hair and growls, “On the desk, Captain.”

anonymous asked:

aries sun, 11:57pm i turn 19 in two days and i've never been kissed. i turn 19 in two days and i've never been on a date. i turn 19 in two days and i am still as lonely as ever. i turn 19 in two days and no one has ever wanted me. i turn 19 in two days and i am fucking pathetic. my family will be celebrating and that will be it. because no one else gives a shit. so i have to pretend to not mind. a difficult task when it hurts more and more every day.

i remember when i was 18/19. i was lonely too. i had been kissed, i had been on dates, i’d been in a long term relationship too, but i was still really lonely. those things didn’t make my life better or make it less lonely. for my 19th birthday my parents drove me to the beach and took me to dinner and i remember this because i was so sad the whole day. i don’t think many people texted or called me, i didn’t have many people in my life at all. 19 is a good age though, you’re so young and literally the world is just beginning for you. kisses and dates, they don’t mean much, and there is no time limit on when its too late to experience those things for the first time. trust me. they don’t fix anything, they don’t change anything, they just are what they are. someone wanting you isn’t a requirement for how worthy you are and how much joy life will bring to you. i care. if you come off anonymous i will be able to tell you happy birthday and show you that <3 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINO!!!

Let’s take a moment to celebrate the existence of this beautiful human being!!!

Let me take out my invisible sword and let’s get this party started!

Oh, shit! I’ma be late for Mino’s birthday! RUN, FOREST, RUUUUUUNNNNNN!

MINNNNNOOO!!!(When the bitches scream my name cuz they they tryna get in the club for free) Walk up in my party like, “Yes, I’m him!”

I’m sexy and I know it, clap your hands!

Fuck that pretty boy shit, let’s get lit! Pikachu, Pika, Pika, chu, chu!!!

Aye, who invited this pink wig wearing, school-girl uniform crossdressing, Picasso drawing, Mino lookin’ imposter!?!

For a special someone: Song Minho, we want to wish you a happy birthday and we hope that you get everything that you wish for because you deserve it!(tears)

Happy B-day, to the most lovable, talented, artistic, rapping, giant, dork in the world! ^ ^

Owners~Admins Ninja & Bubble Tea

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Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.