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For @kitsunesongs (I’m still having problems with tumblr, it won’t let me answer asks with images *sighs* at least it wasn’t erased…)

No trouble at all about the hair. As I said before, the asks are great to be creative!

And thank you, I’m glad you enjoy it 😊  

rosworms  asked:

I had emergency abdominal surgery and was off work for a week. My husband gave my manager my hospital note with the included restrictions for two weeks upon my return. Despite this, I am scheduled to close with the newest employee on my first day back. I am supposed to be only register and he has me scheduled with someone who isn't trained on anything BUT register. I will not disobey doctor orders, so if the store looks like shit the morning after... oh well.

If they bitch or try to penalize you for not cleaning then you have that doctor’s note and can get their asses in some deep shit. -Abby

So I’m working on a new post about Earthsea covers (and on some asks) and i found the best cover of all time. look at this majesty. look at it. I responded to some ask the other day that I couldn’t possibly do a five favorite covers post, well here it is, 1-5. like, look at that shit. that is a HUMAN-SIZED FALCON with SHAPELY DUDE LEGS in BRIGHT GREEN TIGHTS facing down A MAN DRESSED LIKE A VALENTINES DAY-THEMED JESTER while his friend walks in on the situation and decides that what he’s going to put up with today is Not This. THIS IS A REAL COVER. MULTIPLE PROFESSIONAL SOMEONES HAD TO BE LIKE ‘YEAH. THIS IS THE SCENE THAT’LL SELL THIS BOOK.’ I’M IN LOVE.

We need to talk about 1) the heart detailing on the pants 2) whatever the FUCK is happening with blue man’s pants which……. turn into gladiator sandals?? and he’s wearing light blue knee high socks under then???? 3) the bird has better legs than i do 4) the raven casually watching all of this:

TFW you’ve been catfished and ur online boyfriend w shapely calves is actually a huge falcon:

2017 Mood:

anonymous asked:

could you pls do a hc of tsukishima having a crush on the shy chubby and cute girl from his class, who's also kinda clumsy and insecure so she's doesn't even notice that he has a crush on her?

Like this is SO cute I’m dead - Admin Hope


Tsukishima Kei

  • Kei would totally make fun of her to Yamaguchi at first, saying stuff like because she is so clumsy he automatically lumped her in with being dumb and is always like ‘how is she even in college prep class??’ 
  • Yamaguchi always responding with ‘Tsukki that isn’t very nice you know.’ but never saying anything more than that
  • Tsukishima would respond with, ‘Well just look at her!’ and point dramatically over to her but all she was doing was taking notes from someone else notebook and concentrating very hard on her work
  • Kei’s eyes would kind of widen and just be like ‘shit she’s actually pretty cute.’
  • Literally from that day onward he like hasn’t stopped thinking about her, even outside of school and he hates it so much, he hates having a crush
  • Only Yamaguchi and Suga knowing because well Yamaguchi was there when he whispered it under his breath and I can actually see Kei going to Suga for help
  • Not popular but a lot of people love her, because although she is shy she is super super kind and friendly
  • She trips a lot and forgets her books at home sooo many times even she’s lost count
  • She very well knows that Kei is in her class, but all she ever sees him do is listen to music and tell Hinata and Kageyama to go away
  • She also knows that he rejects a lot of confessions from girls and she probably secretly thinks he is a dick or something
  • She knows and loves Yamaguchi though so when Kei found out that he had a crush on her Yamaguchi makes sure to spend even more time with her
  • Yamaguchi knows that she can be very insecure at times and doesn’t know how Kei’s insults will affect her if he does ever confess
  • Yama doesn’t want her to get upset with Kei because he knows that Kei never really means them in a hurtful manner
  • She stays in the classroom for lunch even though her friends always ask if she want to eat with them but she stays in the class anyway
  • Tsukishima sometimes wishes she would leave because then he wouldn’t have the urge to look back and steal glances at her while she is eating and reading some kind of shoujo manga
  • A lot of Kei looking really pissed with his hands pressed together and covering his mouth but all he is thinking of is ‘Fuck she is so cute why is she so cute? What is she doing to me?’
  • Hinata somehow finding out, it would happen don’t lie to me, and them somehow knowing each other from way back in like elementary school and middle school
  • Hinata being all ‘Tsukishima you like (Y/N)-chan I can go and talk to her for you, no worries!’ and Tsukishima having a panic attack because Hinata was already calling out her name
  • The girl being very confused and Kei overhears her call Hinata Sho-chan and he realizes how bad he wants a nickname from her and that he’s in too deep
  • Hinata flat out telling her that Tsukishima likes her alot but is too nervous to talk to her and her being beyond shocked at Hinata’s words and Hinata ending it with ‘Just think about it yeah?’ and walking away leaving her super confused and slightly flustered about the whole thing
  • Kei having the same reaction because after class she slams a paper on his desk that has her number on it and she mutters a ‘text me sometime.’ and leaves the classroom
Shizaya Headcanons pt3
  • Izaya’s first aid kit is calling Namie or going to Shinra’s.
  • Shizuo’s first aid kit is super glue.
  • No, seriously tho, Izaya has a really nice first aid kit, fully loaded in case he actually comes home hit by a trash can… again. And Namie makes sure she has everything, even a quick stitch needle to patch him up.
  • Shizuo’s first aid kit is still, literally, super glue. >.>;;; Or going to Shinra’s.
  • Izaya rarely gets sick but when he has a cold, he still forces himself to work. Often Namie finds him fallen asleep in front of his laptop. 
  • When Izaya actually gets sick, it takes him longer to heal because he keeps staying up late anyway and doesn’t eat balanced meals.
  • When Shizuo rarely gets sick, (really rarely), he stays home and sleeps. Doesn’t bother taking medicine, shit doesn’t work well anyway. Usually the next morning, he’s fine. Unless it’s a broken bone, then he has to go see Shinra. (Who probably needs a hammer to put it back in since normal tools don’t work on Shizuo.)
  • Izaya is a baby and wants to be spoon fed by Namie. Otherwise doesn’t touch his soup much.
  • Shizuo is flustered when Tom actually visits him and tries to make him warm soup when he is sick. 
  • On a rare, raaare day that Shizuo finds out that Izaya is sick and that’s why he wasn’t in Ikebukuro, he begrudgingly comes to check him out after work, when Namie’s already left. He sees the flea asleep on the couch with a laptop on. Shizuo would be very upset that he’ll catch a cold on TOP of his cold without his blanket. He’d tuck in Izaya and tries his best to make a miso soup which he fails miserably at. Izaya wakes up to the nice smell of soup and is surprised when he walks downstairs to see Shizuo trying to cook. After making fun of him for his terrible cooking, Izaya will eat it anyway….only if Shizuo spoon feeds him. (And blow on the spoon to cool it down too)
  • On a rare occasion that Izaya finds out that Shizuo’s sick and is not with Tom, he whistles songs as he climbs Shizuo’s window and enters in to his bedroom. He teases the sick Shizuo endlessly, making the blond angry since all he wants to do is sleep. It gets worse when Izaya puts on the apron (and nothing but the apron) and teases him more with “do you want your dinner first or me?” joke. Eventually Izaya just calls for a delievery of sushi which is mostly meant for him. Shizuo gets the miso soup that came on the side. Thoroughly tired from all the teasing and argument, Izaya and Shizuo falls asleep together, cuddling. 
  • The next day, Shizuo is fine but Izaya is deathly sick.

ive discovered that the only men i trust are ones that 1) ive consistently seen treat women and minorities w/ respect and 2) who don’t have sexual or romantic interest in me

I love old men who look after themselves, know their shit, are open minded, wear a suit well, love children, have a good sense of humor, work hard and have money!!!!!! Like, I’m SHOOK! 

anonymous asked:

I read your Mafia!AU with a Godfather soundtrack on. V is for Vito 😏 The atmosphere of this AU is amazing!! The minute I saw the fic I was like Goood ShiT 👀👀✔️✔️👌🏻 💯 Setting & characters fit so well, it's like Mafia!AU was meant to be. And the research, the thought you put into your work... That's what I call awesome writing 👌🏻 Wish u all the inspiration in the world *showers u w/ rose petals*

Thanks bby this is so sweet I cri also, V I T OOOO you’re so right lol V is for Vito! Thank you for reading and I’m trying my best to get the next chapter out for you all 😊

Someone tagged me holy shit

@gruene-teufel! Woah! He tagged me! Here we go!

Alright folks here’s the deal: answer the questions and tag up to 20 people (if you’re feeling particularly social, I guess).

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anonymous asked:

Hi 🐝 I'm new around here and I really want to read the 'must-read' fanfics can you help me? Thanks

Hey, welcome! I’m absolutely shit at fic recs because I keep a really terrible record of fic that I like, so I’m gonna direct you over to @alexxphoenix42. Your best bet would probably be scrolling through Archive of our Own in the “Sherlock Holmes/John Watson” relationship tag, sorted by kudos. The fics with the most kudos are usually the ones that are most well-known in the fandom and are included in most fic rec lists.

Here’s a list of the 39 works on AO3 with more than 5k kudos.

Here’s a list of works created early on in the fandom and could be considered “classics”. And here’s part two. (Tread carefully, though, it’s been a while so characterizations will be dramatically different than what we write now.)

Just looking at the Top 39 list, the ones I have read and loved are The Progress of Sherlock Holmes, The Quiet Man, Performance in a Leading Role, Alone on the Water, A Cure for Boredom, and Electric Pink Hand Grenade.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I will be honest. I am kind of a new army. And at first i was a Jungkook stan BUT ( 'coz there is always a but) my friend who introduced me to them (and into kpop by the way) clearly show me that she loves him more than me. Sooooo i fallen in live with V's beautiful voice and since then i haven't see Jungkook as before. What i want to tell is that following your blog is making me love him again and i am grateful for this 'cause i don't want to neglect any of them. Thank you. I love your blog

HOLY SHIT SGSHSJSK FR ??!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊 I MADE YOU FALL FOR JUNGKOOK AGAIN 🙈🙈🙈❤❤❤💙💚💛💜 Well damn , my job to turn everyone into kookie stans , is slowly working 😏👌👌👌 Jungkook is such a precious bun ❤ I’m so happy to hear that you like him again 😻😻😻

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crowbalt  asked:

1 3 4 8 11 12 for artist asks, tell me a l l

1. what is your favorite color to work with?

BRIGHT BLINDING COLORS LIKE PINK!!! NEON PINK

3. what song(s) do you listen to when you do art? 

well, i listen to a few? The Moana sound track, Hamilton, Heathers, Ect  but I really enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw6ljPtNzOE&index=3&
that one!!

4. how often do you draw?

doodle a day keeps the art block away

8. show us at least 2-3 drawings from 1-2 years ago.

why do you hate me

11. warm or cool colors? 

shit man, idk w a rm??

12. draw one of your favorite characters in 15 seconds.

jocksler

anonymous asked:

some weiss/coco-focused masquerade au?

Heh, well that’s a nice balance.

A part that was kinda supposed to be, a while ago, except some rude comment on ao3 got me petty, so I didn’t write it ‘til now XD

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When they are outside the main hall, Velvet only lets go once she’s brushed her lips over Weiss’ knuckles and promised she’ll be near.

Weiss manages a few steps back into the throng gathered around the doors before an ‘Aha!’ cuts through, and they find open space again, Coco at the end of their arm. “Come out of the pond at last, little bird? Amicable to a dance?”

Keep reading

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

when u make plans
and everyone agrees
but then a day or two later someone wants to change them
so you’re like “yeah ok fine :) it’s alright no problem” because there’s still plenty of time, everything is ok
and then you gather everyone to change the plan
but the person who wanted to change them at first says it’s too much trouble and decides not to change them
well it worked out at least, the original plan was good
and a few hours later they wanna change the plan again
and you just die and know shit’s just not gonna work and you should just call it off (again, since you’ve been architecting these plans for just about half a fucking year)

Status Update!

So ya’ll probably know that this weekend we finally got that moving out thing accomplished! I’m now in a new house with two awesome friends/roommates and it’s so cool and exciting! A little nervewracking since now I have bills to pay, but I’ll cope with this.

However - the computer I brought with me is a piece of shit :’D it barely runs my tablet and this morning when I booted it up, it wouldn’t draw right. It keeps stuttering and forgetting the tablet is plugged in? Or randomly changing the line weight or forgetting there’s pen pressure.

The computer itself is riddled with viruses and has almost no storage space (like 100 mb it’s bad). And the storage being taken up may very well be a replicating virus. I don’t know.

I’m gonna fiddle with it a bit and see if I can get it working but if I cant, I may not be able to make any more digital content before I have enough money to purchase a better computer and a new round of photoshop. Which I should be able to do when taxes come in, but that’s not for a couple weeks or more so…. yeah. I may become scarce art-wise.

So just a head’s up so you guys know what’s going on.

Have a nice day all!

Okay, Warner Bros. And DC Need To Calm The Fuck Down - Quill’s Scribbles

Oh God! Quill’s moaning about the DCEU again! I thought you were on our side! Why are you hating on us so much! Go back to the Marvel bashing! Your Doctor Strange rants were awesome! Why are you wasting time on us when Iron Fist is coming out? Surely that’s got loads of material for you to work with!

Yes well calm your tits random DCEU fan who I just made up for the purposes of shit comedy. Marvel will receive further bashing from me very soon, I assure you. After all when it comes to racism, problematic storytelling, dodgy business ethics and general bullshit, Marvel is the gift that keeps on giving. But for now I wish to turn my critical gaze toward DC, namely the clusterfuck of films Warner Bros. and DC have in the pipeline.

Here’s a quick recap. After Justice League, we’ll be getting:

  • The Batman
  • The Flash
  • Aquaman
  • Shazam
  • Black Adam
  • Cyborg
  • Green Lantern Corps
  • Justice League 2
  • Justice League Dark
  • Suicide Squad 2
  • Deadshot
  • Gotham City Sirens
  • Booster Gold
  • Lobo
  • The Sandman
  • Man Of Steel 2
  • Nightwing

Now a few of these are in the very early development stages I should point out. It could change (Booster Gold, The Sandman and Lobo for instance are very much up in the air at the moment). But for now this is the current DC movie lineup. These are the films WB and DC hope to release at some point in the future. And do they intend to trickle these out slowly over an extended period of time? Nope. Most of these are planned to be released before 2020. BEFORE 2020! That’s three years away! Exciting, right?

Well… No.

I mean for starters we’re only three movies in. I’m not even sure if I like this franchise yet. And that’s an attitude a lot of people seem to share. So bombarding us with all of these upcoming movies isn’t exactly filling us with confidence. They seem to be working under the impression that people really want to see these movies, and I’m sure some people do. The problem is they haven’t exactly earned the fans’ respect or loyalty yet. Out of the three movies that have been released, two of them have done well at the box office (Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice barely broke even, failing to reach the billion dollar mark Warner Bros. were expecting, and thus considered a commercial failure) and none of them have been that well received by critics and audiences. The majority consensus is that BVS and Suicide Squad are shit (I disagree about BVS. I didn’t think it was that bad. It was just… meh) and Man Of Steel, the best of the three, split opinion down the middle. People either loved or hated that one. This isn’t exactly a strong foundation to build a mega franchise on to. So to open the floodgates now on various projects and to start planning sequels and spinoffs to movies that haven’t been released yet and that nobody knows will actually be liked enough to warrant a sequel or spinoff seems rather foolish in my opinion.

Oh but Quill, I hear you saying, that’s how Marvel do it. Why do you have a problem with DC doing it? Well here’s the thing. You’re right. That is how Marvel does it… and that’s the problem.

Credit where it’s due, Marvel didn’t start out like that. Phase 1 certainly wasn’t like that. Marvel were actually fairly methodical about it, carefully planning out each movie and figuring out how they all fit together. It was only after the success of Avengers Assemble when Marvel suddenly went batshit crazy and started farting out all of these movies without due care or attention. It’s like a balloon that’s been pricked with a needle. All of the air comes rushing out at once and the more air comes out, the more shrivelled, tired and wrinkled the balloon becomes until it flops on the floor and somebody inevitably steps on it. Basically what I’m saying is you can really tell the difference between Phase 1 and Phase 2 of the MCU. You can tell from watching the Phase 1 movies that a lot more care and passion went into making them. Each movie feels very distinct and they all contribute something new to the franchise. The Phase 2 movies however are all formulaic, cliched, bland and homogenised (Thor: The Dark World and Guardians Of The Galaxy are essentially the exact same fucking movie with different coats of paint). Marvel sacrificed quality for quantity, and in a desperate bid to keep up with Marvel and to stay relevant, it looks like DC are falling into the same trap.

See the reason why this troubles me is that I was hoping that the DCEU would build off of what worked about the MCU whilst improving upon its shortcomings. They certainly seemed to be making the right noises in the beginning. A creator driven franchise that would focus on character development and world building. Fast forward to now and I think we can safely say that’s not what we’ve got. Suicide Squad in particular was about as far from that original vision as you can possibly get. The DCEU is at risk of becoming the same soulless, assembly line corporate entity that the MCU is. Rather than putting care and focus into individual projects and gauging what the fans actually want, they instead seem to be adopting the Marvel method of throwing any old shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. And I think that’s a crying shame.

Of course these upcoming films might turn out to be good. We don’t know. But there’s another problem and it’s one I’ve mentioned numerous times before in these Scribbles. The ever-growing risk of turning an audience off by flooding the market with too much content. Just think about it. Starting this year, the MCU will be releasing three movies a year, three Netflix series a year, plus their other TV shows like Cloak & Dagger, The Runaways, Inhumans and Agents of SHIELD (yes that still exists). 20th Century Fox will be releasing at least one X-Men film a year, plus they’ve also made the jump to TV with their new series Legion. DC have already been dominating TV with Arrow, The Flash, Legends Of Tomorrow, Supergirl, Lucifer, Preacher, Powerless, iZombie, Young Justice, Vixen, Constantine and possibly Watchmen if rumours are to be believed. Not to mention the other comic book related stuff floating around that have nothing to do with Marvel or DC. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Tick, The Walking Dead, the proposed Sam & Twitch TV series and Spawn reboot, AND persistent rumours of a Judge Dredd TV series. So let’s say DC release two movies a year. That would mean we would be getting at least 27 comic book related media content a year. 27! That’s INSANE!

If we’re not careful, the comic book genre will go the same way as the Western genre. Flood the market with too much of this stuff and people will eventually get sick of it and move on to something else. But doomsday discussion aside, it doesn’t seem like a wise move on DC’s part to be trying to match Marvel’s output. Considering the current tsunami of comic book related media we’ve got at the moment, the DCEU will just get lost in the noise. Surely it would be much better and smarter to release maybe one or two movies every couple of years, pacing themselves, making sure the films are the best they can possibly be and thus make a greater impact, rather than churn out an endless stream of movies and run the risk of them being mediocre and forgettable.

The DCEU will be playing a crucial role in shaping the genre going forward. It could either reinvigorate it and keep it going for another decade, or just add more dead weight to it causing the entire thing to collapse. Only time will tell which it will be.

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