this shit is getting real old

anonymous asked:

Dude, I'm unfollowing that dragon girl. She's waaaay too emotional. She needs to learn that accidents happen and her daddy isn't gonna forgive her fat ass

Unfollow her if you want. However, you don’t need to insult her, she has the right to be emotional because she’s a 15 year old. Us teenagers tend to get real emotional, I get emotional over the stupidest shit and I’m 17; even 30 year old adults get emotional. She feels bad about accidentally hitting her dad with a car door, there’s nothing wrong with feeling bad, so leave her alone.

Accidents happen and I’m sure her dad will forgive her. He may have gotten mad because he was embarrased or something. I know I pretend to be mad when I feel embarrased, so Dragon doesn’t need to feel too bad.

And please refrain from insulting my friends. I am too tired of all of you, is there a reason you felt it necessary to call her a “fat ass”? Because I don’t see it, she’s beautiful as she is and, as a chubby girl myself, I don’t appreciate that kind of talk.

Frankly, I don’t know why you felt the need to tell me you were unfollowing her, other than to make me mad. If that was your goal, then you failed because I am completely over other people’s assholery. Just unfollow her and stop spreading foolish hate. I don’t know how old you are but you’re old enough to know that you’re being an asshole.

Jesus, if you don’t like people then just unfollow them. No need to talk shit.

anonymous asked:

Okay but hi back to that blog that said "back to dan and Phil who don't shit on their fans" they actually do? Dan Howell said that the ship isn't real? So really that person should honestly work on their listening and reading skills (if you need proof I can submit the post of dan saying phan isn't real)

I remember - I was on my old blog, LOL HAHA FETUS ANTI BLOGGING at the time - and someone sent me Dan’s VERY CLEAR and frustrated comments on people shipping him with Phil

so I am

unsurprised

that she didn’t get the message then either and considers Dan and Phil more accommodating of tinhat fantasies

They’re not accommodating you, tinhats, they just don’t have spouses and kids yet for you to shit on.

general perception of remus lupin: wise and calm; the voice of reason; reasonable and never impulsive; the rational marauder 

actual canon remus lupin: pretends not to notice his friends breaking a million rules even though he’s a prefect; uses snape in drag as his very first lesson, ready to fucking just. straight up murder a person bc of betrayal; gives a 13 year old kid a map that he could easily get into serious trouble with; shit talks umbridge behind her back; spends pretty much an entire book chilling underground with shady werewolves; knocks up his wife in the middle of a war and then tries to run away; 0-100 real quick; has absolutely no chill whatsoever; is a fucking disaster of a human being

Ok minors on Tumblr need to actually learn to chill bc they’ll call you slurs and stalk the shit out of your blog to harass you and when you push back, you’re in trouble. If I get one more 16/17/18 year old white child calling me n*gger and trying to get a rise out of me, I’m gonna figure out how to tell their parents for real. I’m grown. Go do your algebra homework!!! Get off Tumblr and get 8 hours of sleep; your bigoted ass is still in your growing stages and you need rest!

Youtube Rewind: It’s time to look back on the best parts of youtube during 2016
  1. That one guy who goes on two hour rants about political shit and keeps showing up in your recommendations no matter how many times you tell youtube that you don’t want to see his shitty content.
  2. Some horrible gaming Top 10 channel that you watched 3000 hours of despite hating all of their lazy content.
  3. 24/7 livestream of a crosswalk.
  4. Another video about keemstar getting into drama. This time he doxxed a four year old and Ethan from H3H3 is pissed, but Leafy is standing in solidarity with him and Grade A Under A is coming in to dish out the real truth about the situation. Also, who the fuck are any of these people?
  5. YouTube Red Originals. PewDiePie now has a show about visiting haunted houses or something? Markiplier is like an actor or a dancer or some shit and has a fucking reality show? They both look so dead inside. They have less views than the youtube poops you made when you were 12.
Stop 👏🏼 acting 👏🏼 like 👏🏼 Yuzuru Hanyu 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 Yuuri 👏🏼 Katsuki

This shouldn’t even have to be said, but guess what?? It does!

Recently, I’ve seen a lot of YOI fans get interested in Irl skating, which is great. You know what’s not great? Taking real life skaters, real life people, and acting like they are nothing more than characters in this amazing anime. They are humans, not characters.

Yuzuru Hanyu is a 22-year old ice skater from Japan, and he is absolutely amazing. He’s broken multiple world records, preformed amazingly despite him taking a face first fall on the ice (which really fucking hurts), etc

But kind of comments does he get for that? Comments like:

“Bruhhhh it’s a real life Yuri Katsuki!”

“Where’s his Viktor at 😂”

“*referring to when he clashed into another skater and took a face first slam onto the ice* OMG what if this happened in YOI”
These are actual comments I have scene on YouTube videos about Yuzuru’s skating/his performances

Oh and let’s not forget the little bitch who changed Yuzuru’s entire Wikipedia page to fit as if he was Yuuri (they changed his name, and took off all the names of his coaches and put Viktor, and just messed up a lot of articles)

Do you understand how messed up this is? This isn’t some anime for this man, this is his career; his life.

What’s okay: getting interested into ice skating due to YOI, making comparisons to skaters to characters: but not overly so, to admire ice skaters

What’s not okay: acting like irl ice skaters are Yuri On Ice characters, making serious situations that happen to ice skaters something related to a ship or any situation in Yuri On Ice, harassing a real life skater due to resemblance they might share to any character

Cmon YOI fandom, I know you aren’t bad people.

things people forget about the outsiders

these are some pretty important things i think people should know bc it could help them w/ their character development or story in general. enjoy!

• sodapop would’ve joined dally in dirty talking cherry and marcia. and if they were greaser girls, ponyboy would’ve joined in as well.

• daLLY IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO HAS JUMPED LITTLE KIDS BEFORE AND AN OLD MAN FOR HIS RING. HE’S NOT GONNA CHANGE HIS ENTIRE FUCKING PERSONALITY FOR YOUR CHARACTER.

• johnny is really good at hiding his emotions. he’s also a brave little shit who can get real sassy sometimes. yes, he is meek and shy, but when he feels the need he can be tough.

• steve is still in school. repeat after me, stEVE IS STILL IN SCHOOL AND ONLY WORKS PART TIME.

• the guys only watch their swearing and behavior around cousin-type girls. if your character is a new friend of pony’s who’s coming over for the first time, the gang isn’t gonna be super-duper nice to her and accept her 100%. they will probabaly be jerk-faces for a lil while, then chill out after she proves herself.

• two-bit wanted to drive to texas to look for ponyboy and johnny.

• darry goes skiing with his friends sometimes and was voted boy of the year. he was a popular, fun guy before he became the dad figure in the curtis household. yeah, he’s hella mature and dad-like now, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to have fun.

• johnny was a good man in a rumble. i repeat : JOHNNY WAS A GOOD MAN IN A RUMBLE. HE COULD KICK ASS, OKAY.

• in the book, ponyboy kicked soc ass during the rumble. he is young and emotional, but he isn’t helpless. i personally hated the way the movie depicted him during the rumble; just letting the socs beat him up and crying out for darry the minute it begins. if you read the rumble excerpt, he obviously isn’t the best fighter but he can defend himself pretty well and can take a punch.

• johnny can take a whipping with a 2 by 4 without letting out a whimper. he isn’t gonna be on the floor unconscious after a punch to the gut, please and thank you.

• cherry is afraid of dissapointing her parents if they see her hanging with pony. i personally believe that cherry overcomes that fear and apologizes to ponyboy after ignoring him at school, and they become good friends. but the only true reason she doesn’t want to be seen with ponyboy is because of her parents. we see she clearly doesn’t really care about half of her “friends” or what she’s supposed to do as a soc (beer blasts and river bottom parties), so why would she care if her other friends saw her with pony?

Consider: Ray is short, and if there’s nowhere to set up a sniper nest, he has 0 height advantage. So sometimes, when he has to be on the ground team, he’ll get someone to agree to let him ride on their shoulders, so it’s just a guy in a skull mask with a purple-hoodied gremlin perched up there, or the leader of the most terrifying crew in Los Santos carrying around some kid with a pink gun. And it’s even worse because it actually works, like Ray clearly gets more people like this than on his own two feet. He likes to be tall.

YURI!!! ON ICE EPISODE 7

So let’s think again about this wonderful rollercoaster we got tonight 

at first we see yuri and he’s nervous AF like for real 

(notice victor in the background? he’s so in love

Victor then tells him to get some rest (and of course he’ll be there too because they’re in fucking love and shit) 

meanwhile the cute and innocent Guang-Hong Ji performs and looks majestic AF. like some cute lil’ fairy 

his performance is about some mafia and gangsta shit and he thinks about his backstory all the time, Georgi can be seen playing an enemy in his mind and then - tam tam tam - his character meets “old friends” and whom does he picture? g u e s s 

FUCKING RIGHT 

LEO DE LA IGLESIA, hot Mr. USA with even hotter eyebrows! that boy’s the shit and Guang-Hong fucking knows this! (they are so together) 

he finishes and is surrounded by loads of teddy bears bc he’s smol and has to be protected (i bet the one he’s holding is from LEO)

he’s kinda pissed and wants to quit social media but pls child do yourself and us a favor and keep your instagram updatet (cute pics w/Leo pls) 

Guang-Hongs performance drives yuri even more insane, he’s a fucking wrack, he can’t handle himself. and he still hasn’t got any sleep (just like me right now) 

victor HAS TO STEP in 

next one to perform is phichit and he’s glorious as ever, he shines and everyone is bewitched - the world (and myself) loves him 

after phichit we see Christophe, who - as usual - jerks off at the end of his performance, I guess he loves nothing more than himself and the attention he gets (but I guess he wouldn’t turn down victors ass) 

(here he’s releasing himself) 

BUT 

Christophe’s performance gave us some major throwback to a flowercrown goddess named victor who looks a fucking lot like Lana Del Rey (or should I say: Lana Del GAY) for some reason 

During this time victor took yuri to a parking lot (??) to calm him down 

where he - for some unknown reason - can still hear the cheering of the fans

I mean it’s a parking lot, it shouldn’t be that near? 

he looks wasted. he looks like he popped too much molly the night before 

I feel sorry for him 

some prep talk down in the parking lot 

I think this looks a lot like a soon to be kiss scene 

but then we’re interrupted by Phichit and his score and the USA hottie called Leo 

because now is his fucking time to shine (you’d think) 

but no, back to the gays 

victor came up with a plan to motivate yuri but it backfires .. kinda 

he still thinks he did the right thing (maybe he did?)

no bebe pls 

he’s kinda hating himself right now 

victor’s not prepared for what’s coming

all I see is a baby that has to be protected at all costs (and needs to be comforted by his one true love and mentor victor)

but NO with all this drama going on we missed Leo’s performance (which was fucking hot obvi bc he’s super hot and his boyfriend’s cute af so what the fuck went wrong?) 

he looks so disappointed. Guang-Hong should cheer him up ASAP 

then Georgi pulls off another emo performance which is so obvi about his ex that she fucking leaves the room (me too girl, me too) and then he gets even more emo. his thoughts during that performance gave me the creeps 

the two bfs enter the scene, they look kinda down like they had a huge fight 

pls make up in a special way, pretty pleeease 

a rare yurio appears, checks his instagram and realizes that he missed the oh-so-important kür, ooooops (I guess)

a good bf is there to watch his SO

he catches his (used) tissue, in medieval times that would be considered immense flirting y’know 

oh my 

he let it fall on purpose to do the HAIR THINGY i’m dead

he looks ready to fight and to cheer for his better half 

and yuri nails it, he’s so good and he looks more gorgeous THAN EVER! Nobody expected him to be that sexy and badass and perf and victor is there like “It’s all mine” 

“Look at my hot ass boyfriend, can’t wait to get that ass into my bed tonight”

then he does some extravagant shit and some really daring turns and twists and combinations that even victor didn’t do at the end of a performance 

he surprises everyone, but victor the most 

how?

HOW??? 

and then there’s yurio sitting in front of the TV and is like 

“I’m kinda pissed but also impressed” 

then yuri finishes 

and he stands there and waits for a sign from victor; approval, happiness, anger 

but he just 

runs

at first he’s confused bc his mentor fucking runs but then he gets the message and 

starts to ice skate into victors direction 

he thinks he did finde and that victor is satisfied with his performance 

but then 

victor shows him that didn’t just fine 

He did GREAT and therefore deserves a fucking kiss in front of fucking everyone because they are gay AF and they’re not afraid to show it 

everyone on the bleachers was like O_o 

this is the look of love the look of pure admiration and they just love eachother so deeply, they care for eachother so much and make eachother so happy and they need to be together. they bring out the best in eachother, they’re so pure and need to be protected 

after this glorious kiss the show had to go on and the champ was - tam tam tam - 

Phichit!!!!! and he deserved it (in my opinion)

I’d even say Yuri wasn’t disappointed because he had other things on his mind in that moment, *sigh*

there was only one person who was not fucking happy about the kiss and all the love 

smol and angry kitten yurio sat in front of the TV and promised himself to get revenge (and I’m really excited to see that tbh) 

but he’ll be met by the cloud of love that surrounds victor and yuri and will be immediately a fluffy smol kitten with no anger left 

this love should surround the world and everyone deserves to be happy and I’m fucking happy and I love them, bye 

no offence to the clique, i love yall too damn much, but yo just leave tyler the fuck alone about his haircut. he do so much shit for us and yall cant let him have this one thing?

let my son be bald. let him be aerodynamic as fuck. stop being so analytical and “fake deep” about everything he does.

these rude jokes would bother him if he saw and yall know that. and all these people putting so much “symbolic depth” into everything he does would stress him out and yall know that too.

function around his decisions with grace and acceptance not dumb ass jokes and conspiracy theories. that shit gets old real quick.

i said to myself i wasn’t gonna talk about this but fuck it i’m tired and it needs to be addressed

stop insulting and saying cruel things about yurio over the shit he said in the most recent episode. i get why youre angry and you have a right to be because it was really mean and uncalled for but he’s a fuckin angsty rude fifteen year old and has been an angsty rude fifteen year old since his first appearance. he has had a lot of character development to be proud of, but he’s still a teenager going through puberty and does not have a filter or real understanding of adults. he’s a mean little boy. he is not nice and has never been nice. you guys used to love him. but youre so quick to change your tune when he does something that isn’t adorably angry. none of you like that he’s in the wrong and are insulting him because he’s not your cute huffy and puffy character and showed you that he’s flawed and mean.

stop!!! treating him like an adult and placing adult behavioral expectations on him!! he’s mentally developing!!!! i bet all of you have said mean shit you hate thinking about when you were younger. i was an asshole and hate even thinking about how i was. i bet you 300% he’s gonna be embarrassed and ashamed in another 4 or 5 years. am i saying he gets a get out of jail free card because hes young? nope. not at all.

viktor was angry at yurio for saying rude shit but viktor is an adult and handled the situation like an adult because it’s his job as a grown up to show yurio that hes wrong and prove to him he’s wrong. you’re allowed to be disappointed and upset at yurio but if i see one more person say “god he needs to learn to shut up” i’m going to fucking scream

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PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY WORK OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR

You can link my tumblr posts on other social media sites BUT DO NOT REPOST THEM. I put in my time and effort to make these so I can make you guys laugh, and I enjoy making them but I hate seeing my work being disrespectfully reposted.

If I catch any more of my work reposted on Twitter, Tumblr, Google+ (or any other platforms) I will stop making these. Yes, it seriously pisses me off THAT much. So don’t be that one rude bitch who ruins it for everyone. I DON’T CARE IF YOU GIVE ME CREDIT ON YOUR TWEETS/POSTS, right clicking and saving and then uploading it onto your account IS STILL STEALING, SO DON’T FUCKING DO IT OK? :) 

On a happier note, here is a masterlist of all my fake subs in this series (in order from old to new):

Episode 1:

Episode 2:

Episode 3:

Episode 5:

i’ll update this as I go! 

If you enjoy these fake subs, please reblog to spread the word :)  

hey you. yeah, you. listen to me. whatever you’re going through, it’s going to get better. i know, cliche thing to say. but take it from me. it is going to be better. soon, even, if you believe in yourself. take it from me, a person who has gone through so much shit in the almost 16 years she has existed on this earth ruled by stupid old men. life is going to be good, trust me. whatever you’re going through, you will forget it soon, when you’re happy again. just believe in me, and most importantly, believe in yourself. i know the road might look rough right now, but it will smoothen out real soon. alright? alright. i believe in you. keep breathing. keep eating. keep smiling. keep your head up, i love you. stay alive for another day, and then read this again tomorrow.

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Overwatch - Gabriel Reyes/Jack Morrison Before the bomb

“It was real and we were the best”

the midheaven signs

aries mc: the type to post their workout “gains”, posts about themselves all the time

taurus mc: laughs about old memes that are long gone, they don’t try hard on social media

gemini mc: always trying to spit out the funniest shit so ppl will like them & is always the one laughing their heads off

cancer mc: seems to be the butt of everyone’s joke (easy targets x100)

leo mc: *deletes post if it doesn’t get enough likes*

virgo mc: has to look super smart and real in every post

libra mc: tries their hardest to be sweet and non-offensive even tho they’re silently judging

scorpio mc: hardly posts online?? where r u (when they do post it’s super deep or sexual)

sagittarius mc: has to make sure everyone knows they’re GOOD AT THIS 1 THING, and pretends they think every post is funny

capricorn mc: tries to get respect from the way they act online, probably makes sure to spell everything right

aquarius mc: tries too hard to be the unique, smart and funny one

pisces mc: the one who’s only postin philosophical and inspirational pictures

I know its why do I care about celebrity drama even though I said I don’t pay much attention to it but Black Chyna is an abuser. The sad thing is that when I looked it up on Tumblr people were just being so same petty and on her side. What if someone got into a relationship with you and knew you had issues and used it against you? What if they used your wealth and fame and then decided to get up and take your baby without telling you? You guys are nothing but children and think this shit is funny and its not. This shit happens in real life all the time and its not right. You have women who will use a man and take his child from him like its nothing. She knew what she was doing and to be honest Black Chyna is an example of someone who uses people. She has no talent but to strip on a pole and by the time she’s old and sagging she’s going to be left high and dry. 

Anonymous Submission

Before: Summer 2011, 17 years old. In high school I was very depressed and ended up gaining 100 lbs from start to finish. In this picture, I had just graduated and was just embarking on adulthood: traveling solo to Honduras for 2 months with the immediate plan to move out when I got back.

After: Winter 2016, 23 years old. I lost 60 lbs of the 100 gained by taking control of my depression and anxiety. I’m now a poor but functional adult in the real world who’s not wildly depressed or anxious.

Weight loss has not been my main goal: taking care of myself has. Eventually, you get to the point where your needs outweigh your lifestyle. I NEED to get out and walk around for my sanity, I NEED to eat well to not feel like shit, I NEED to get out of bed and socialize and do things for my mood, I NEED to be in good enough shape to do the things that I want to do and see what I want to see.

Bottom line: take care of yourself. Sometimes, mental health takes priority, and that’s okay. I’ve obviously had a slow process by losing 60 lbs in 5 years. Either way, I’m proud to be in a better spot today than I was 5 years ago.